Utterance,Sentiment
also I was the point person on my company ’ s transition from the KL-5 to GR-6 system .,neutral
You must ’ ve had your hands full .,neutral
That I did. That I did .,neutral
So let ’ s talk a little bit about your duties .,neutral
My duties ? All right .,positive
"Now you ’ ll be heading a whole division , so you ’ ll have a lot of duties .",neutral
I see .,neutral
But there ’ ll be perhaps 30 people under you so you can dump a certain amount on them .,neutral
Good to know .,neutral
We can go into detail,neutral
No don ’ t I beg of you !,negative
"All right then , we ’ ll have a definite answer for you on Monday , but I think I can say with some confidence , you ’ ll fit in well here .",neutral
Really ? !,positive
Absolutely. You can relax,neutral
But then who ? The waitress I went out with last month ?,positive
You know ? Forget it !,negative
"No-no-no-no , no ! Who , who were you talking about ?",positive
"No , I-I-I-I do n't , I actually do n't know",negative
Ok !,neutral
"All right , well ...",neutral
"Yeah , sure !",neutral
"Hey , Mon .",neutral
Hey-hey-hey. You wan na hear something that sucks .,neutral
Do I ever .,positive
Chris says they ’ re closing down the bar .,negative
No way !,positive
"Yeah , apparently they ’ re turning it into some kinda coffee place .",neutral
Just coffee ! Where are we gon na hang out now ?,negative
Got me .,negative
Can I get a beer .,neutral
"Hey , did you pick a roommate ?",neutral
You betcha !,positive
Is it the Italian guy ?,neutral
"Um-mm , yeah right !",positive
"Oh my God , oh my God ! Poor Monica !",positive
"What , what , what ? !",positive
What ? !,positive
He was with her when he wrote this poem .,neutral
"Look , 'My vessel so empty with nothing inside .",neutral
"Now that I 've touched you , you seem emptier still . '",neutral
"He thinks Monica is empty , she is the empty vase !",positive
"Oh , totally. Oh , God , oh , she seemed so happy too .",negative
Done .,neutral
Hey !,positive
Hi !,positive
What are you doing here ?,positive
"Ah y'know , this building is on my paper route so I ...",neutral
Oh .,neutral
Hi .,neutral
Hi .,neutral
How ’ d did it go ?,neutral
"Oh well , the woman I interviewed with was pretty tough , but y'know thank God Mark coached me , because once I started talking about the fall line , she got all happy and wouldn ’ t shut up .",positive
I ’ m so proud of you .,positive
Me too !,positive
"Listen , I ’ m ah , I ’ m sorry I ’ ve been so crazy and jealous and , it ’ s just that I like you a lot , so ...",negative
I know .,neutral
Yeah .,neutral
Yeah .,neutral
Ameri-can .,neutral
Ameri-ccan .,neutral
Ameri-can. Y'know it ’ s a,neutral
Everybody ! !,positive
Good job Joe ! Well done ! Top notch !,positive
You liked it ? You really liked it ?,positive
"Oh-ho-ho , yeah !",positive
Which part exactly ?,neutral
The whole thing ! Can we go ?,neutral
"Oh no-no-no , give me some specifics .",negative
"I love the specifics , the specifics were the best part !",positive
"Hey , what about the scene with the kangaroo ? Did-did you like that part ?",neutral
I was surprised to see a kangaroo in a World War I epic .,positive
You fell asleep ! !,negative
There was no kangaroo !,negative
They didn ’ t take any of my suggestions !,negative
That ’ s for coming buddy .,neutral
I ’ ll see you later .,neutral
Don ’ t go !,negative
I ’ m sorry .,negative
I ’ m so sorry !,negative
Look !,positive
This guy fell asleep !,negative
He fell asleep too !,negative
Be mad at him !,negative
"Or , call an ambulance .",negative
"Okay , look , I think we have to tell Rachel she messed up her dessert .",neutral
"What ? ! What is with everybody ? It ’ s Thanksgiving , not ... Truth-Day !",negative
"Yes , and it is my dying wish to have that ring .",neutral
"See , if I ’ m not buried with that ring then my spirit is going to wander the nether world for all eternity",neutral
"Okay , that ’ s enough honey !",neutral
I don ’ t know. Let me see the ring .,neutral
"Great ! Okay , here .",positive
All right .,neutral
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you ! And,positive
What 've you been up to ?,neutral
"Oh , you know , the usual , teaching aerobics , partying way too much .",neutral
"Oh , and in case you were wondering , those are my legs on the new James Bond poster .",neutral
Can you hold on a moment ? I have another call. I love her .,positive
I know .,neutral
I 'm back .,neutral
"So , are we gon na get together or what ?",neutral
"Um , absolutely. Uh , how 'bout tomorrow afternoon ? Do you know uh , Central Perk in the Village , say , five-ish ?",neutral
"Great , I 'll see you then .",neutral
Ok. Ok. Having a phone has finally paid off .,positive
"Even though you do do a good Bob impression , I 'm thinkin ' when she sees you tomorow , she 's probably gon na realize , `` Hey , you 're not Bob . ''",neutral
"I 'm hoping that when Bob does n't show up , she will seek comfort in the open arms of the wry stranger at the next table .",neutral
Oh my god. You are pure evil .,negative
"Ok , pure evil , horny and alone . I 've done this",negative
Nobody !,negative
Nobody respects the bucket !,negative
You would n't believe what people put in here !,negative
Look !,negative
"Okay , does this look like a garbage can to you ?",negative
No .,neutral
This is my wedding .,neutral
"All right , y ’ know what ? We really are late ! Let ’ s go ! Let ’ s go ! Let ’ s go ! !",negative
Fine. You ’ ll-you ’ ll watch it on video when we get back .,neutral
Here you go Phoebe ! Here you go Phobo ! Phewbedo ! Phaybobo .,positive
Thank you .,neutral
Thank you .,neutral
"All right , let ’ s go ! Bye , Pheebs !",positive
"Bye , Pheebs !",positive
London baby ! !,positive
"Oh , do you need a hug ? You don ’ t have to bring me anything !",positive
Hey !,neutral
Hey ! So Estelle lined up a bunch of auditions for me tomorrow and I ’ ll have my health insurance back in no time .,positive
"That ’ s great , but shouldn ’ t you be on the toilet right now ?",negative
What ? !,positive
What ’ s wrong with you ?,negative
Nothing !,neutral
"Well , I-I got this blinding pain in my stomach when I was lifting weights before , then I uh passed out and uh , haven ’ t been able to stand up since .",negative
"But um , I don ’ t think it ’ s anything serious .",neutral
This sounds like a hernia. You have to—you-you go to the doctor !,positive
"No way ! ‘ Kay look , if I have to go to the doctor for anything it ’ s gon na be for this thing sticking out of my stomach !",negative
That ’ s a hernia .,negative
Why did I have to start working out again ? Damn you 15s !,negative
I love your place ! Where is this guy from ?,positive
Uh that ’ s an eighteenth century Indian artifact from Calcutta .,neutral
"Oh wow ! So , you ’ re more than just dinosaurs .",positive
So much more .,neutral
"Well , well to sum up , we ’ re having fun , you look young .",neutral
Okay,neutral
But that ’ s not enough. So… So…here ’ s a key to my apartment .,neutral
Really ? !,positive
Really .,neutral
You don ’ t think this is too fast .,neutral
Get Out !,negative
"Ross , can I talk to you for a minute ?",neutral
"Yes , please ! So , what 's going on ?",neutral
"Uh , well ... Joey and I broke up .",negative
"Oh my God , wh-what happened ?",positive
"Joey is a great guy , but we 're just ... so different ! I mean , during your speech he kept laughing at homo erectus !",negative
I knew that was him !,negative
"Anyway I just , uh , I think it 's for the best .",negative
"Hey , you ok ?",neutral
I guess .,negative
There was hum ... there was another reason that I thought it was time to end it with Joey .,neutral
I started to realize that I was having feelings for someone else .,neutral
"Ok Geller. Last day of the conference , you know what happens to the keynote speaker .",neutral
"Oh , professor Clerk we 're kind of in the middle of a conversation , here .",neutral
"Yeah , can you guys just throw him in the pool later ?",neutral
Or we could throw you both in,positive
"Ok , gentlemen !",negative
Please !,negative
Are n't we a little old for this ?,negative
"I mean , we 're scientists , right ?",neutral
We 're academics .,negative
And most importantly I ... you-you will have to catch us first .,positive
"GO , GO , GO !",positive
"Go , go , go !",positive
"Oh yeah , now everybody wants to be under this hat !",positive
Oy ! !,negative
What ’ s with all this sand ?,positive
"Oh , yeah , Bob said there might be flood damage .",neutral
"Yeah , either that , or he has a really big cat .",neutral
"Okay , see that blind guy right there ? I 'm gon na bash his head in later .",negative
"Oh umm , my big scene is coming up. Big scene coming up .",positive
"If you said , `` Big lima bean , bubbling up. '' Would she understand the difference ?",neutral
Rach ? What are you doing ?,neutral
"Oh boy , I just ca n't watch. It 's too scary !",negative
It 's a diaper commercial .,neutral
"Oh yeah well , you know me , babies , responsibilities , ahhh ! ! !",negative
Pizza delivery !,positive
I 'll get it ! I will get that !,positive
Hi !,positive
Hi !,positive
"Hey , you wan na get something to eat or uh , do you wan na see how long we can throw this ball back and forth ? Huh ?",neutral
"Uhh , the ball thing .",neutral
Yeah ?,neutral
"Hey Ross , would n't it be great if we could go two straight hours without dropping it ? !",positive
"Uhh ,",neutral
Okay !,positive
Uh-oh .,negative
What ?,neutral
I have to pee. And Rachel 's in the bathroom !,negative
"Man , I did n't think we were gon na make it !",positive
"I know ! Do n't switch hands , okay ?",negative
Hey .,neutral
Hey !,neutral
How did it go with Erin ?,neutral
"Oh , unbelievable ! We had the best time !",positive
"Yay ! ! Oh so , you ’ re not , you ’ re not mad at us anymore ?",positive
No !,positive
No !,positive
No !,positive
You guys were totally right !,positive
This is so much better than the first time we went out .,positive
Y ’ know ?,neutral
"That was so awkward , we were really nervous .",neutral
Didn ’ t you sleep together ?,neutral
"Yeah , that really calms me down .",neutral
And !,positive
We have so much in common !,positive
"She loves sandwiches , sports , although she is a Met fan , not much of an issue now but if we were ever to have kids , well that ’ s a",positive
"Oh my God ! Listen to you talkin ’ about having kids. Oh my Joey. Oh , please don ’ t get married before I do .",positive
Okay .,neutral
How does she do that ?,positive
I can not sleep in a public place .,neutral
Would you look at her ? She is so peaceful .,positive
Oh ! What what what ! ... Hi .,positive
"It 's okay , y'know , you just nodded off again .",neutral
What 's going on with you ?,positive
I got no sleep last night !,negative
Why ?,neutral
"My grandmother has this new boyfriend , and they 're both kind of insecure in bed .",negative
"Oh , and deaf .",neutral
"So they 're constantly , like , having to reassure each other that they 're having a good time .",neutral
You have no idea how loud they are !,negative
"Well , if you want , you can stay with Rachel and me tonight .",neutral
Thanks .,positive
Ew ! What is that ? Something exploded !,negative
"It 's just her water breaking. Calm down , will you ?",neutral
"Water breaking , what do you mean ? What 's that , water breaking ?",positive
"Breathe , breathe , breathe .",neutral
"Are you insane ? I mean Joey , is going to kill you , he ’ s actually going to kill you dead .",positive
Okay ! You don ’ t think I thought of that ?,negative
How can you not know which one ?,positive
I mean that ’ s unbelievable .,positive
"I mean , was it Gina ?",neutral
Which one is Gina ?,neutral
"Dark , big hair , with the airplane earrings .",neutral
"No , no , no , that ’ s Dina .",neutral
"You see you can ’ t tell which one is which either , dwha ! !",positive
"I don ’ t know , you thought ‘ See you Saturday ’ was funny .",neutral
"Look honey , Mark is in fashion okay , I like having a friend that I can share this stuff with .",neutral
You guys would never want to go to a lecture with me .,neutral
Pa-haa ! ! I would love to go with you .,positive
Really ! ?,positive
"Yeah , hey I-I have clothes , I even pick them out .",neutral
"I mean for , for all you know I could be a fashion ..... monger .",neutral
"Okay. Honey , I would love for you to go with me. What ?",positive
"What should I wear , now I ’ m all nervous .",negative
": I know , we did it ! ! Hey , that was incredible , huh ? !",positive
"I know , it was amazing ! I mean , we totally nailed it , it was beautiful .",positive
": Thank you , listen , thanks a lot Tribbiani , . Oh my God , look at the time , I got ta catch the bus to the ball .",positive
"Oh well , okay , good luck .",positive
: Yeah .,neutral
Unless you wan na practice the Foxtrot again ? Or-or the Tango ?,neutral
": Ahh , thanks but no. You see I-I think I ’ m ready to dance with girls .",neutral
Okay .,neutral
: Yeah .,neutral
Go get ‘ em Treeger .,neutral
": Right. Hey , ahh , you wan na come ? Marge has a girlfriend .",neutral
Really ?,positive
": Yeah , you could dance real good with her , she ’ s the same size as me .",neutral
"No , I ’ m good .",neutral
"Oh God , this is so nerve wracking ! How-how do you do this ?",positive
"Well , unfortunately , I do n't get many callbacks so",neutral
Is it a good sign that they asked us to hang around after the audition ?,positive
Who knows ?,neutral
"Okay uh , we have narrowed it down to Raymond , Ben , Kyle , and Joey. The rest of you , thank you very much .",neutral
Yes ! ! I knew it ! ! Bye-bye ! So long ! Later !,positive
Oh this is great ! I might actually get to play Ben 's dad !,positive
Yeah !,positive
"Actually , that ca n't happen .",neutral
"Yeah because you all have such different looks , we 're putting you with Raymond and Kyle with Ben .",neutral
So it 'll be either you two or you two .,neutral
"Man , this is gon na be kinda weird .",negative
"Yeah , it is .",neutral
"No , we-we 're gon na be like best friends , that 's why it 's gon na be weird .",neutral
"Okay , come on , I ca n't get married until I get something old , something new , something borrowed , and something blue .",negative
"Okay , all right , all right , all right ! Okay ! Okay , here 's something , here 's something blue and new .",positive
Please !,negative
Are you kidding ?,negative
"I-I hurt three huge men , I gave a guy a bloody nose—I mean I-I ’ m not proud of it but , I really am .",negative
"And it ’ s all because of you , wonderful , amazing you .",positive
I think you ’ ve got concussion .,negative
"No , no , I ’ m serious. Thank you .",positive
You ’ re welcome. I ’ m sorry. Did I hurt you ?,negative
"It ’ s worth the pain. Y ’ know what , you know what ? It ’ s not .",negative
Wow ! That Mike thing was interesting ! I do n't know what 's gon na happen with Phoebe and David .,positive
I do ! Want a hint ? huh ? `` I do '' `` I do '' .,positive
"Ok , I 'm sensing that this is some kind of word play , because you are pink with barely controlled glee .",neutral
David is going to propose to Phoebe .,positive
What ? Why ?,positive
"Chandler , we have talked about this .",negative
You are not supposed to give people advice !,negative
Now could n't you just have made some sort of inappropriate joke ?,negative
I,neutral
They 've only been going out for a few weeks and Phoebe is completely hung up on Mike !,negative
"She 'll say `` No '' , David 's heart will be broken , it will be too hard for them to recover from and then Phoebe will end up alone",negative
"Man , that 's some",positive
"Oh , that 's not what you want ...",neutral
"This is my father , Paul Stevens. Dad , this is Ross Geller .",neutral
It-it ’ s great to meet you Paul .,positive
I usually prefer Elizabeth ’ s boyfriends to address me as Mr. Stevens .,neutral
"Of course , of course , Mr. Stevens .",neutral
"So Ross , what your problem ?",negative
Eh-wh—Excuse me ?,positive
Why can ’ t you get a girlfriend your own age ?,negative
That ’ s funny. Umm…. It ’ s not funny .,negative
I,neutral
Okay .,neutral
"I can , I can see that .",neutral
"Umm , but I think if you give me umm , one chance I can , I can change your mind .",negative
Okay .,neutral
What ?,neutral
Okay. I ’ ll give you one chance to change my mind. You got one minute .,negative
Daddy !,positive
"Oh well , it ’ s not on TV yet .",neutral
"Well , then it ’ s not on the wall yet .",neutral
"Okay , fine , I will bring you a tape , huh ?",neutral
"So umm , now do you have any of Matt Lauer ’ s clothes here ? Maybe ? Just ones that haven ’ t been cleaned yet ?",neutral
Ooooohh !,positive
"Oh yeah , I 'm sure. And all of a sudden his hands were n't the problem anymore .",neutral
Was it ... ?,positive
"Oh , boy scouts could have camped under there .",neutral
"`` Ooo , '' what ?",positive
Uma Thurman .,neutral
Oh !,positive
The actress !,positive
Thanks Rach .,neutral
So what are you gon na do ?,positive
You have to tell her !,positive
You have to tell her !,positive
"It 's your moral obligation , as a friend , as a woman , I think it 's a feminist issue !",negative
Guys ?,negative
Guys ?,negative
"Oh , yeah , you have to tell her .",neutral
Feminist issue. That 's where I went !,neutral
She is gon na hate me .,negative
"Yeah , well ...",neutral
Will you marry me ?,negative
It ’ s the big night ! We wanted to wish you good luck !,positive
"Yeah , yeah you have the ring ?",neutral
"Yeah , right here in my pocket. Pheebs ?",neutral
Oh ! Oop !,positive
"Okay , now will you guys get out of here ? I want this is to be a surprise and she ’ s gon na know .",neutral
Yeah-yeah you guys. Get out of here !,neutral
Hi guys .,neutral
You are beautiful .,positive
"Oh , thank you ! What ’ s going on ?",positive
We ’ re just really…very excited about this charity event that we have to go to .,neutral
"Okay umm , Ross ?",neutral
"I'm-I 'm really warm , so I 'm going to be taking off my sweater .",neutral
"Now , I 'm just letting you know that this is",neutral
Yep ! That 's hilarious !,positive
I 'm sorry. I 'm done. I 'm done .,neutral
"Y'know , last night was embarrassing for you too .",neutral
"No , not really. I mean you 've seen me naked hundreds of times .",neutral
Uh-huh. But it was a first for the rest of my building .,neutral
"Okay. All right , that 's true ! But y'know I just do n't embarrass that easily .",neutral
What ? ! You totally get embarrassed !,positive
"No , I do n't ! Ross , I think I 'm just a more secure person than you are .",neutral
Is that so ?,neutral
Yeah .,neutral
Hey lady ! I do n't care how much you want it ! Okay ? ! I am,negative
I can ’ t believe it !,positive
I did it !,positive
I rode a bike !,positive
I never thought I ’ d be able to do that !,positive
Thank you Ross .,positive
"Oh hey , don ’ t thank me , thank yourself. You ’ re the one who faced her fears and ultimately overcame them .",positive
"Hey , both you guys should be up there with me .",neutral
"I mean , you two are-are my… I mean , I ’ m lucky to have just one good",neutral
Thanks man .,neutral
I got ta go check something over here .,neutral
What a baby .,negative
Total wuss !,negative
"Okay , we have a lot of options here , a number of prototypes for you to try on .",neutral
Wow ! This looks great !,positive
"Yeah ! Okay , this one is a mushroom cap. Umm , this one is made of bologna .",positive
And-and-and-and-and the toothpicks ?,negative
You kissed another woman !,negative
Call it even ? !,neutral
Okay !,positive
"Well , I ’ m gon na go get these in some water .",neutral
Wait you stole those from these people ’ s wedding ?,positive
"No-no , I took them from the hotel lobby .",neutral
"Yeah , they think they can charge me for some dirty movie and a bag of Mashuga nuts , they got another think coming .",negative
Hey !,positive
My sweater !,positive
I ’ ve been looking for this for like a month !,positive
Oh my God ! !,positive
Oh my God !,positive
Happy ? ! Is that what I ’ m supposed to be Vic ? Happy ?,negative
"Well , why don ’ t you tell me what you ’ re supposed to be !",negative
Huh ?,positive
Because I sure as hell can ’ t figure it out !,negative
I talk to you and nothin ’ .,negative
"You look at me , and it ’ s nothin ’ .",negative
Nothing .,negative
"Tasty ! I ’ m really starting to feel like you guys have a history , it ’ s-it ’ s nice .",positive
I have a question about this scene .,neutral
Yes ?,neutral
"Well , I don ’ t understand why Adrienne ’ s attracted to Victor .",negative
"Peel the onion. First of all , he ’ s good looking .",neutral
Yeah .,neutral
I think my character ’ s gon na need a little bit more of reason than that .,neutral
"Oh , hey , how about this one .",neutral
"Ah , it ’ s says so in the script !",negative
"Y'know ah , I-I don ’ t know why my character likes you either , I mean it says in the script here that you ’ re a bitch .",negative
It doesn ’ t say that in the script .,negative
It does in mine !,negative
I can ’ t,negative
Yeah ! You got ta tell a girl before you tape her. Such a rookie mistake .,negative
Y ’ know who has a great video camera ?,neutral
Greg and Jenny ?,neutral
Do you still wan na call ‘ em ? I wan na call ‘ em .,neutral
Let ’ s call ‘ em .,neutral
Yeah ! Ask them if they brought their friends any souvenirs !,positive
Hello ? Eighth street deli ?,neutral
"Hey , hang up ! You get food poisoning just talkin ’ to that place .",negative
"Uh sorry , wrong number .",negative
Here you go .,neutral
Hello ? It ’ s the deli again !,positive
All right ! I ’ ll have a sandwich !,positive
I don ’ t think this number ’ s right !,negative
Oh come on ! !,negative
"Got ta go. I miss you too , I love you , but it 's getting real late now",negative
"Hey Ma. Listen , I made the appointment with Dr. Bazida , and ... Excuse me ? Did you know this is n't Ma ?",positive
Her name 's Ronni. She 's a pet mortician .,neutral
Sure. So how long you been ...,neutral
"Remember when you were a little kid , I used to take you to the navy yard and show you the big ships ?",neutral
Since then ? !,positive
"No , it 's only been six years .",neutral
I just wanted to put a nice memory in your head so you 'd know that I was n't always such a terrible guy .,neutral
... Joe .,neutral
Y'ever been in love ?,neutral
... I d'know .,neutral
Then y'haven't. You 're burning your tomatoes .,neutral
You 're one to talk .,negative
"Joe , your dad 's in love big time. And the worst part of it is , it 's with two different women .",neutral
Oh man. Please tell me one of 'em is Ma .,negative
"Of course , course one of 'em 's Ma. What 's the matter with you .",positive
"Everything ’ s gon na be all right. Okay , Dick ?",neutral
"Hello , I am Guru Saj -- Whoa ! ! That ’ s supposed to be a duck right ? ‘ Cause otherwise , this is waaay out of my league .",positive
"Hey , Rach , how was work ?",neutral
"Oh , great. Although I did sit down where there wasn ’ t a chair .",neutral
"By the way , Ross dropped by a box of your stuff .",neutral
"Oh , well , I guess I had that one coming .",neutral
"I ’ m just gon na throw it out , it ’ s probably just a bunch of shampoo and ...",neutral
Something wrong ?,neutral
No. Nothing .,neutral
"And then , and then you said that thing about , about bringing the Mesozoic era in the 21st century .",neutral
"Yeah , that 's it ?",positive
Yeah .,neutral
"Dude , I am sorry about what I said !",negative
"No , no , you ’ re right , it is a ridiculous name !",negative
It ’ s not that bad .,neutral
"Yes it is ! From now on , I have no first name .",negative
"So , you ’ re just Bing ?",neutral
Because we won our apartment back !,positive
"What ? Ace is high ! Jack , queen , king , ace !",positive
"No ! Ace is low ! Ace , two , three , four !",negative
I don ’ t know. Ooh ! Ooh ! Look it ! Ah-ha !,positive
"All right , cut , let ’ s pick again , pick again .",neutral
Okay .,neutral
Come on apartment ! Come on apartment ! Oh ! I know queen is high !,negative
"Uh-huh , not as high as… It worked ! King !",positive
Yeah baby !,positive
"But , we pick again ! We pick again !",positive
Why ? !,neutral
I don ’ t know !,negative
Tickets please ! That ’ s courtside baby !,positive
"Seriously , good game though. Good game. What are they so mad about ? They get the apartment back !",positive
No they didn ’ t !,positive
"You know , I do n't think we brought enough stuff. Did you forget to pack the baby 's anvil ?",neutral
It 's gon na be worth it .,neutral
"It 's a known fact that women love babies , all right ?",neutral
Women love guys who love babies .,neutral
It 's that whole sensitive thing .,neutral
"Quick , aim him at that pack o ' babes over there .",neutral
Maybe one of them will break away .,neutral
"No , no wait , for get them , we got one , hard left .",positive
"All right , gim me the baby .",neutral
"No , I got him .",neutral
"Oh , seriously you want him ?",positive
Hello .,neutral
"Well , do n't , do n't think me immodest , but , me ?",positive
You wan na smell him ?,neutral
"Oh , yeah. He 's got that great baby smell. Get a whiff of his head .",positive
What 'd I tell you ? What 'd I tell you ?,positive
"Well , we are great guys .",neutral
Bye .,neutral
"Well , not really .",neutral
"I mean technically it ’ s-it ’ s not against the rules or anything , but it is frowned upon .",neutral
"Especially by that professor we ran into last night , Judgey von Holierthanthou .",negative
"Well Ross , you be careful now. You don ’ t want to get a reputation as y ’ know Professor McNailshisstudents .",positive
Yeah. What-what should I do ?,negative
"Well Ross , it seems pretty clear .",neutral
I mean what ’ s more important ?,neutral
"What people think or how you feel , huh ?",neutral
"Ross , you got ta follow your heart .",neutral
Joey that is so sweet .,positive
Hey .,neutral
"Hey-hey-hey ! So , how did it go with Dana ? Any reason I should leave a block of time open say Thursday ?",neutral
I couldn ’ t do it .,negative
You couldn ’ t do it ? !,positive
"Hey , relax I just need more time. We ’ re going to dinner tonight .",neutral
What ? ! You ’ re going out with her again !,positive
Going out with who ?,neutral
"Uh , Dana Keystone from college .",neutral
Oh yeah ! Wasn ’ t she uh,positive
"No , that was Dana Caplin .",neutral
Joey ! You didn ’ t even know her !,positive
Ah whatever !,negative
"Morning ! Hey , how ’ s my favorite genius and my little robot buddy ? !",positive
Don ’ t touch him !,negative
Okay !,positive
All right .,neutral
"Umm , all right Wayne , level with me .",neutral
I-I keep hearing all these rumors that I might get fired .,negative
"Okay , they even have actors coming in to read for my part !",negative
"Come on man , you-you got to give me a second chance !",negative
"I mean , I love-I love this little guy !",positive
Ah-ah ! !,positive
"Okay , that ’ s why you didn ’ t want me to touch him right ?",positive
Here you go !,neutral
Okay ?,neutral
Stupid !,negative
I can ’ t believe it !,positive
God !,negative
"Hey , how you doin ’ ?",neutral
Hey .,neutral
"Hi. Look um , about what happened earlier ...",negative
"No , hey , well , I-I completely understand. You were , you were stressed .",neutral
I was gon na give you a chance to apologise to me .,negative
For what ? For letting you throw me out of your office ?,negative
You had no,negative
"Yeah , well excuse me for wanting to be with my girlfriend on our anniversary , boy what an ass am I .",negative
"But I told you , I didn ’ t have the time !",negative
"Yeah , well you never have the time. I mean , I don ’ t feel like I even have a girlfriend anymore , Rachel .",negative
"Wh , Ross what do you want from me ?",negative
"You want me , you want me to quit my job so you can feel like you have a girlfriend ?",negative
I know .,neutral
"Ooh , I have to tell you something .",positive
What ?,neutral
But I can ’ t tell you .,neutral
"Okay , but wouldn ’ t it be easier if you had to tell me something that you could tell me .",neutral
"Well , sure in a perfect world. But , no , I promised I wouldn ’ t tell , and I swore to like all my gods .",neutral
Okay. Does it have to do with Ross and Rachel ?,neutral
No .,neutral
Does it have to do with Joey ?,neutral
No .,neutral
Does it have to do with-with Chandler and that sock that he keeps by his bed ?,neutral
"No , but let ’ s come back to that later !",neutral
Hi !,positive
Richard !,positive
"Actually , I ’ m not here to complement the chef .",neutral
"Ohh… Oh , that ’ s okay I hate when people come back to complement the chef .",neutral
Like I have nothing better to do !,neutral
So what ’ s up ?,neutral
"Well , it was great seeing you the other night .",positive
"Oh , good to see you too. Did you come down here to tell me that ?",neutral
No ! I came here to tell you something else. I came here to tell you I still love you .,positive
"One pregnant woman at a time , please ! I just want you to be okay .",negative
So forcing her to marry Bobby is gon na make that happen ?,negative
"Maybe ! Well ! Well…so-so uh , what kind of music does Numb Nuts—Oh forget it ! I can ’ t !",negative
"Joey , I am scared to death about this .",negative
"But I really think I can do it , I ’ m just gon na need some help .",negative
And Bobby ’ s gon na be here the whole time .,neutral
"You bet I am ! And to answer your earlier question , we ’ re straight-up gangster rap .",positive
"Look , Rachel ’ s told me how much easier you ’ ve made all this on her. Why can ’ t you do that for me ?",negative
Because ! ‘ Cause… ‘ Cause you ’ re my baby sister !,negative
And you ’ re my big brother !,positive
"I mean , you ’ re my favorite guy in the whole world .",neutral
I ’ m not even scared to tell mom and dad .,neutral
I was scared of telling you .,negative
"Well I ’ d be scared of them , but all right .",negative
"Joey , I can ’ t stand the thought of having this baby with you mad at me .",negative
I want him to have his uncle .,negative
Is my baby gon na have his Uncle Joey ?,negative
Of course he ’ s gon na have his Uncle Joey !,positive
"We ’ re gon na be all right. I mean , even if we ’ re not married this baby is gon na be so loved. Not just by us .",positive
That ’ s right ! By his uncle too !,positive
And by you .,positive
"Okay Bobby , why don ’ t we just come over here and let them have a little moment .",neutral
Come here !,positive
No ! Seriously ! What ’ s wrong with you ? !,negative
I had a really nice time tonight .,positive
So did I. I 'm really glad Monica asked us out .,positive
"I 'd love to ask you in , but uh , my sister 's visiting and I think she 's asleep on the couch .",neutral
You 're sister ? You 're sister 's asleep on the couch ? Ohhh ! I saw,positive
"Oh hey , great , you 're up. Rachel , this is my sister Krista. Krista , this is Rachel .",neutral
Hi !,positive
"Nice to meet you. I wish you 'd told me we were having company , I 'd fix myself up !",positive
Like it would help .,neutral
You are so bad !,positive
You are !,positive
You are !,positive
You are !,positive
You are !,positive
You are !,positive
You are !,positive
You are so dead ! I 'm gon na get you .,positive
"Uh , it was very nice meeting you .",neutral
"Oh my God , it 's that Victoria 's Secret model. Something ... something Goodacre .",positive
"Hi Mom , it 's Jill .",neutral
"She 's right , it 's Jill. Jill Goodacre. Oh my God. I am trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre !",positive
"Yeah , I 'm fine. I 'm just stuck at the bank , in an ATM vestibule .",neutral
Jill says vestibule ... I 'm going with vestibule .,neutral
"I 'm fine. No , I 'm not alone ... I do n't know , some guy .",neutral
"Oh ! Some guy. Some guy. 'Hey Jill , I saw you with some guy last night. Yes , he was",positive
Are you seeing anybody right now ?,neutral
"Og-ee-op , I ’ m not asking for me , I ’ m… I mean… No , I ’ m-I ’ m not gay , I ’ m not asking you out .",negative
I ’ m not-I ’ m not-I ’ m not gay !,negative
Personal shopping ? What is that ? Like where you walk around with snooty rich people and tell them what to buy ?,neutral
Uh-huh .,neutral
That sounds great !,positive
Hey !,neutral
"Umm , excuse me , we switched apartments. You can ’ t eat are food anymore , that-that gravy train had ended .",negative
There ’ s gravy ?,positive
If you have the big apartment you have to deal with people coming over all the time .,neutral
"That fridge has got to be stocked , okay , that ’ s your department now .",neutral
What are you doing ?,neutral
I think I left a donut up here .,neutral
"So , in conclusion , the lines all go up , so I ’ m happy .",neutral
Great job team !,positive
Tomorrow at 8:30 .,neutral
Phil !,positive
Nice job .,positive
Stevens !,positive
Way to go !,positive
"Joel-burg , you maniac !",positive
I love ya !,positive
Bing !,positive
"Oh , excuse me. I forgot my briefcase y'know , by accident .",neutral
"Of course , you did .",positive
Forgot something else too ya bastard !,positive
"Well , what about you ?",neutral
You ’ re not feeling left out or anything are ya ?,neutral
"No. No , not at all , that ’ s-that ’ s ridiculous .",negative
"Everybody else got one , and you want one too. Don ’ t you ?",positive
"Ye-ye-yeah , yes I do !",negative
"Now get on out of here , you !",positive
Hey Bob .,neutral
Hey ! How ’ s my pal Toby doing today ?,positive
"If I see him , I ’ ll ask .",neutral
Toby !,positive
Yeah !,positive
Oh then you know each other .,neutral
We ’ re on a semi-first name basis .,neutral
What do you think of adding him to our team ?,neutral
"Bob ? Ooh , working here with us ? Everyday ? Yeah , I don ’ t know if he has what it takes .",positive
Really ? They love him down on six .,positive
But this is eleven. It ’ s almost twice as hard up here .,neutral
Hey ! Guess what I got for your wedding !,positive
A freakish thin date with a hanger for her head ?,neutral
"No. Rachel hooked me up with a tux ! But not just any tux , Batman ’ s tux !",positive
What ?,positive
That ’ s right ! Made expressly for Val Kilmer and worn by him in the hit film…that Batman film he was in .,positive
You can ’ t wear that ! I ’ m wearing the famous tux ! James Bond ’ s tux !,negative
So ?,neutral
So—If you wear that you ’ ll make mine less special .,negative
"Sorry , I just don ’ t like the idea of when I say `` I do , '' he ’ s thinking , `` Yeah , I ’ d do her too ! ''",negative
Well then we still have a problem .,neutral
Yeah !,neutral
With what ?,neutral
"Well , we ’ re trying to find someone to perform our wedding and they ’ re all either boring or annoying or y ’ know , can ’ t stop staring at the ladies .",neutral
Oo ! You should have one of us do it !,positive
"Phoebe , we ’ re getting",neutral
No ! No ! It ’ s-it ’ s uh a real thing ! Anyone can get ordained on the Internet and perform like weddings and stuff !,positive
I call it ! !,positive
What ? ! No ! It was my idea !,negative
Guys thank you very much but neither of you is marrying us .,neutral
Does calling it not mean anything anymore ? !,negative
"We are going to have a legitimate member of the clergy ! And when I say legitimate I mean , gay and in control of his saliva !",neutral
"See , I see .... big passion in your future .",positive
Really ?,positive
I do .,neutral
"Oh Ross , you 're so great. [ she playfully rubs his head and gets up ]",positive
"That was supposed to be a good thing , I forget why .",neutral
"Just listen , Monica , I , do you know , okay , do you know , I couldn ’ t sleep for like a month because I got like a dot of ink on one of the sofa cushions .",neutral
"Well , you-you coulda just turned the cushion over .",neutral
"Yeah , I would ’ ve except I had a big spaghetti stain on the other side .",neutral
What ? ! ? !,positive
"Okay , this is what I ’ m talking about , this. I-I need to live in a land where people can spill .",neutral
You can spill. In the sink .,neutral
"Aw , honey it ’ s not your fault , y'know this is who you are , and I love you , and I want us to be friends , and if I keep living here I don ’ t see that happening .",negative
"I love you , too .",positive
"Aww , good. What ?",positive
What ? I ’ m just said .,negative
"No you ’ re not , you ’ re wondering which cushion it is .",neutral
Oh my God ! Are you serious ? !,positive
Uh-huh .,neutral
I would love to live with you Ross .. that ’ s-that ’ s great ! Thank you !,positive
"Well , I ’ m-I ’ m just glad I could , y ’ know , help you out .",neutral
"Ross-Ross , you have no idea what this means to me !",positive
"I mean , I mean I was gon na be homeless .",negative
You just saved me !,positive
You ’ re my hero !,positive
"Hero , I uh , I don ’ t know—well , all right .",neutral
"Oh , I have to go tell Monica what a wonderful brother she has !",positive
"Oh please ! You ’ re gon na say things now , aren ’ t ya ?",positive
No .,neutral
"No , I won ’ t .",neutral
"But I should tell you this , this exact same thing happened to my roommate Denise .",neutral
"She moved in with a guy who was secretly married to her and he said he didn ’ t love her , but he really did , and it just blew up !",negative
"... Dammit , hire the girl ! Okay , everybody ready ?",negative
"Uh , listen , I just wan na thank you for this great opportunity .",positive
Lose the robe .,neutral
Me ?,positive
That 's great .,positive
"Well , I 'm gon na get another espresso. Can I get you another latte ?",neutral
"No , no , I 'm still working on mine .",neutral
That 's it ?,positive
"Yeah , it was really hard .",negative
"Oh , yeah , that hug looked pretty brutal .",neutral
"Ok , you were n't there .",negative
"Wow ! That ’ s ah , that ’ s pretty nice !",positive
Pretty nice ?,neutral
"You ’ ll have to pardon my roommate , he wanted to marry this .",neutral
"We don ’ t have 50 bucks , but would you be willing to trade for it ? We ’ ve got a canoe .",neutral
"Y'know , I , I really don ’ t think we need a canoe .",neutral
You got ta take the canoe !,negative
"All right , just , just take the entertainment center , and then when you get home , throw the canoe away !",neutral
We ’ re not throwing it away ! I built that canoe !,negative
Good for you ! !,negative
Pheebs ?,neutral
Yeah ?,neutral
"Okay. Then I guess it ’ s just , wait here then. Hi. I need one fake ticket to Yemen .",neutral
One ticket to Yemen ?,positive
"Oh no-no-no , no. No , no , no , I just , I just need a pretend ticket .",neutral
"I ’ m sorry sir , I don ’ t understand .",positive
What would you give to a kid if he wanted a ticket to play with ?,neutral
Are you travelling with a child ?,neutral
No .,neutral
"All right , y ’ know what , she ’ s gon na think that I ’ m handing you a credit card , but what I ’ m really gon na do is hand you a library card .",neutral
"Okay , but this is the last time .",neutral
"With a chick-chick here , and a chick-chick there .",positive
"Here a chick , there a chick , everywhere a chick-chick -- chickeeeen .",positive
Hey .,neutral
Hey .,neutral
How ’ s she doing ?,neutral
She ?,positive
"Well yeah , don ’ t-don ’ t you think it ’ s a she ?",neutral
"I don ’ t know. I can ’ t tell , what ever it was went back in too quickly .",neutral
"Well , anyway , I got to go change , I ’ m ah , meeting some of the cast for drinks .",neutral
Excuse me ?,positive
What ?,neutral
"Okay , good , so there you go. Go with Vince .",positive
"Yeah , but Jason 's really sensitive .",neutral
"Well sensitive is important , pick him .",neutral
Yeah .,neutral
"Oh sure , go with the sissy .",negative
Jason is not a sissy !,negative
"Oh no-no-no-no , I meant Chandler .",negative
Hi .,neutral
"So uh , apparently people are familiar with the Europe story ?",neutral
Yeah .,neutral
"Listen about that , the whole uh , who came on to who thing really doesn ’ t matter .",neutral
"I mean , I think it would ’ ve happened either way .",neutral
I mean if you hadn ’ t initiated it I-I-I know I would ’ ve .,neutral
It was an amazing night .,positive
It was. It was an amazing night .,positive
You think it looked amazing ?,negative
Do we have a name yet ?,neutral
"No , not yet .",neutral
"That ’ s fine , for now we ’ ll just call her Baby Girl Green .",neutral
"Oh no , Baby Girl Geller-Green .",neutral
Hello baby girl .,positive
"Ah-ha , nowhere to run !",positive
I don ’ t like sitting up here ! I ’ m just gon na over,negative
No Rachel ! They got here first !,negative
Why is Ross doing that ?,neutral
DANGER,negative
Oh my God ! Why is he jumping on those women !,positive
No that ’ s all right. Don ’ t worry about it .,neutral
Oh but look ! That ’ s gon na leave a stain !,negative
Rach ! Hey ! It ’ s fine ! You ’ re at Joey ’ s !,positive
Really ?,positive
Yeah ! Look !,neutral
I ’ ve never lived like this before .,negative
I know .,neutral
"All right , don ’ t waste it , I mean its still food .",neutral
"Hey Joey , is this the bed where Olivia lost her virginity ?",neutral
"I do n't know , but one of the extras sure did ! Hey , listen Rach. Thanks again for coming down to watch my scenes !",positive
"Oh , please ! Honey , just the fact that you want me here to support you , I 'm ... OH MY GOD ! Is that Christian Sanders ? He 's so",positive
Also so,neutral
"Oh , in my head he 's done some pretty `` not-gay-stuff '' !",neutral
"Well , at the Christmas party him and Santa did some definitely gay stuff !",neutral
"OK , you 've got to promise that you 'll never , ever tell Ross that I told you .",neutral
About what ?,neutral
He 's planning your birthday party .,neutral
Oh my God ! I love him !,positive
You 'd better act surprised .,negative
About what ?,neutral
My surprise party !,positive
What surprise party ?,positive
Oh stop it. Joey already told me .,positive
"Well , he did n't tell me .",neutral
"Hey , do n't look at me. This is Ross 's thing .",neutral
This is so typical. I 'm always the last one to know everything .,negative
"No , you are not. We tell you stuff .",neutral
Yuh-huh !,negative
I was the last one to know when Chandler got bitten by the peacock at the zoo .,negative
I was the last one to know when you had a crush on Joey when he was moving in .,negative
Looks like I was second to last .,positive
"Chandler , we still haven ’ t gotten an RSVP from your dad .",neutral
"Oh ! Right. Umm , maybe that ’ s because I didn ’ t send him an invitation .",neutral
Chandler ! He ’ s your father. he should be at the wedding .,negative
I don ’ t even know the man. Okay ? We ’ re not that close. I haven ’ t seen him in years .,negative
Well what are you gon na do when he finds out he wasn ’ t even asked ? !,negative
It ’ s not like we run in the same circles .,neutral
"I hang out with you guys , and he stars in a drag show in Vegas .",negative
"Ooh , I think I wan na trade circles .",neutral
Nobody is gon na be staring at the bride when the father of the groom is wearing a back-less dress .,negative
So what ! As long as he ’ s not wearing a white dress and a veil I don ’ t care .,neutral
"Okay , I think I need to do some shopping .",neutral
Hello ! Who ’ s in there ?,neutral
How ya doin ’ ?,neutral
Who in the hell are you ?,negative
"I guess you wouldn ’ t believe me if I said I was Kurt Douglas , huh ?",neutral
"No-no , Rachel , don ’ t get it ! He can ’ t see us !",negative
"No , yeah ! The groom can not see the bride !",negative
I ’ m not gon na marry Chandler !,negative
Not after this !,negative
"Okay , you guys , just relax. I doooo .",neutral
I got ta go .,neutral
"Oh , wait , Joshua ! Joshua ! Yeah , well , that oughta do it .",negative
"Sorry I 'm late , but I left late .",neutral
Okay .,neutral
"So Pheebs , what is the book about ?",neutral
I thought you said you read it in high school .,neutral
"Well yeah , but then I remembered I started it and there was this pep rally and I was , I was on top of the pyramid but anyway—umm , what is this book about ?",neutral
"Excuse me , can I , can I bum one of those ?",neutral
"Y'know what , actually… Okay , okay , okay , what 's so funny over here ?",neutral
I thought you did n't smoke .,positive
"Oh , I thought you guys meant marijuana cigarettes , y'know ?",neutral
"Y'know what I mean , like dubbies ?",neutral
"And I actually , I thought to myself , `` Wow , those guys are crazy ! ''",positive
"But no , I actually smoke the regular ones all , all the time .",neutral
We get high .,neutral
"Oh , me too .",neutral
I 'm kidding .,neutral
"Oh , me too .",positive
"Oh , are you sure you 're ok ?",negative
Yeah .,neutral
Does it still hurt ?,negative
Yeah .,negative
What a neat idea. All your clothes match. I 'm gon na do this .,positive
Hi .,neutral
"Hey , how 'd it go ?",neutral
Excellent .,positive
"We ripped that couple apart , and kept the pieces for ourselves .",positive
"What a beautiful story. Hey , I 'm fine by the way .",positive
You know what ? You are right. I,neutral
Good for you Pheebs !,positive
Ok .,neutral
"Okay If you guys have microphones in there too , I did n't mean",neutral
This sucks ! I didn ’ t know I had to stay up all night before I went to this stupid sleep clinic ! I ’ m so tired !,negative
It ’ s 6:00 .,neutral
Hi !,positive
"Yeah , Rach , I think you ’ re handling that really well .",neutral
Handling it ?,neutral
"What do you mean , handling it ?",positive
There ’ s nothing to handle .,positive
"Now , maybe I would have a problem with this if it wasn ’ t for me and Joshua .",neutral
"Y ’ know , they ’ re not gon na get married anyway !",negative
What ?,positive
Come on !,negative
They rushed into this thing so fast it ’ s ridiculous !,negative
"And somewhere along the way , one of them is gon na realise what they ’ ve done and they ’ re call the whole thing off .",neutral
"I ’ m telling ya , you ’ re gon na be dancing at my wedding before you ’ re dancing at there ’ s .",positive
What the hell is this ? !,positive
"What , did you actually thought it would make me feel better to give me stuff that I can ’ t use for another two months ? !",negative
This sucks !,negative
"All right , what ’ s my next present ?",neutral
"All right , there ’ s a nuclear holocaust , I ’ m the last man on Earth. Would you go out with me ?",neutral
Enhh,neutral
I ’ ve got canned goods .,neutral
"Hey , you guys ! Take a look at this ! Check this baby out , dug me a hole !",positive
"Excellent hole , Joe .",neutral
Oh no ! No ! ! My hole ! !,positive
Ow ! ! Ow ! ! !,negative
What ? ! What ? ! ! What is it ? !,positive
My drinking ?,neutral
"Oh , I must ’ ve said that after you left .",neutral
Said what ? Exactly .,negative
That you enjoyed the occasional drink…ing binge .,neutral
"Oh my God ! ! Ohh , that is it ! I ’ m leaving ! You are just a horrible person !",negative
Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait ! !,negative
If you ’ re gon na get all sensitive about it !,negative
I don ’ t want to lose you .,negative
"What if I , create a position for you ?",neutral
I ’ ll make you an assistant buyer in this department .,neutral
Say more things like that .,positive
"You can have your own office , and a raise ! Effective tomorrow .",positive
I ’ d need an expense account .,neutral
Done !,positive
And an assistant .,neutral
"Sophie , get in here !",positive
Monica ? You gon na be very proud of me. I just got us dates with two unbelievably cute nurses .,positive
Oh my !,positive
They 're male nurses .,neutral
Not in my head .,neutral
"Anyway , they want to take us out Saturday night ! What do you say ?",positive
Umm. Umm. Umm. I do n't think so .,positive
What ?,positive
What are you talking about ? !,positive
You-you 're the one who 's been telling me to get over Ross and move on .,negative
"I 'm moving on , and you 're moving on with me .",neutral
"Come on , give me one good reason why you do n't wan na go .",neutral
"Umm , why do n't you give",neutral
What ?,positive
Harder than it sounds. Is n't it ?,neutral
"Okay , you 're coming with me , and I also told them that if we 're still here when they get off that we 'll go down to the cafeteria and have some",neutral
Yep ! There 's always room for,neutral
"Joey , how do you make",neutral
"Oh , it 's easy. Yeah , I-I can do it with anything. Watch uh , Grandma 's chicken salad",neutral
"Hello , this is Monica ...",neutral
Yeah ? ? ?,neutral
Oh ...,neutral
"Okay , yes , we 'll be right , we 'll be right down .",neutral
Thank you .,neutral
Okay. Let ’ s bring it in .,neutral
"Wait no , honey , honey throw it to me , throw it to me .",neutral
Here you go .,neutral
That almost hit me in the face .,negative
"Well , if the magician can open my beer with his but cheeks , then all right .",neutral
Hey !,positive
Hey !,positive
Y ’ know I ’ m-I ’ m really glad we decided not to sleep together before the wedding .,positive
"Oh boy , me too !",positive
Y ’ know I was thinking if we had a…a big fight and uh we broke up for a few hours,neutral
Yeah ?,negative
"Technically we could have sex again. What do you think , bossy and domineering ? !",neutral
"The wedding is off , sloppy and immature !",negative
That ’ s me ! Come on !,positive
"Okay. But wait , we can ’ t. My Cousin Cassie is in the guest room , we ’ re supposed to have lunch .",neutral
"Well , get rid of her , obsessive and shrill .",neutral
Shrill ? ! The wedding is back on !,negative
I thought I heard voices. You must be Chandler .,neutral
Hi ! Nice to meet you !,positive
Nice to meet you too .,neutral
"So , are you ready to go ?",neutral
Yeah .,neutral
Chandler !,negative
I ’ ll be right with you .,neutral
"Th-th-that 's all it is , a third nipple .",neutral
Just your run-of-the-mill third nipple .,neutral
You can take it off .,neutral
Just slice that baby right off !,negative
"Take your shirt off , and let 's see what we 're dealing with here. What are you doing ?",neutral
Just showing you my run-of-the-mill-slice-it-right-off third nipple .,neutral
Well that 's not a third nipple .,neutral
No ?,positive
"First of all , it 's on your ass .",neutral
"Well then , what is it ? !",positive
"Wait a minute , hold it. Johnson ! Will you come in here a moment ?",neutral
I 'm with Hamilton !,neutral
"He 's good with rear things , bring him in too .",neutral
"Umm , this is great wine .",positive
"It ’ s from France…In Europe…Western Europe. Y ’ know umm , a few years ago I actually was backpacking across Western Europe .",neutral
Really ?,positive
"Uh-hmm—Wait ! It gets better. Um , yeah I was in Barcelona .",positive
I studied for a year in Barcelona .,neutral
"Anyway , umm so I was um , I was hiking",neutral
I love hiking !,positive
Oh that ’ s great ! I was hiking along the foothills of Mount Tibidaybo,positive
"So ? Congratulations you two , I didn ’ t even know you got married .",positive
Oh we-we didn ’ t .,positive
No-no. We,negative
What ? !,positive
"Um uh…We ’ re-we ’ re just having this baby together but uh , uh that ’ s all .",neutral
Why ? ! !,positive
"Uh well umm…we ’ re just not in that place , y ’ know ? But we ’ re very excited about this .",neutral
Oh. Well then shut me up .,neutral
Just tell me how .,neutral
"Uh-oh , I feel another one coming .",negative
"Let it go , Ross .",neutral
"Yeah , well , you did n't know Chi Chi .",neutral
Do you all promise ?,neutral
Chandler ? Do you promise to be good ?,neutral
"You can come in , but your filter-tipped little buddy has to stay outside !",positive
"Hey , Pheebs .",neutral
Dear Ms. Buffay .,neutral
Thank you for calling attention to our error .,neutral
We have credited your account with five hundred dollars .,neutral
"We 're sorry for the inconvenience , and hope you 'll accept this- -",neutral
"Oh my God , honey we are so meant to be together. We both have copies of the",neutral
"Honey , both yours .",neutral
Hey ! Great advice on that Joey thing !,positive
Yeah ? The work problem ?,neutral
Oh it was perfect ! I mean it really felt like he was my friend again .,positive
What problem did you tell him you had ?,neutral
"Oh that ’ s not important. The point is , I really—I think everything ’ s gon na be okay .",neutral
"Okay , I ’ ve got some Ones , you wan na put them in her panties ?",neutral
"No thanks , Mom !",negative
"Ha-ha , it ’ s not my baby , ha-ha-ha !",negative
"Very good , so good .",positive
"I really , really enjoyed it. Very exotic .",positive
"Well , I just checked our messages and Joshua didn ’ t call .",negative
I mean you ’ d think he ’ d be worried about me not showing up at his club .,negative
"Ugh , you know what makes it so much worse , Ross is all happy in Vermont !",negative
Come on ! Look where you are ! !,positive
"When you get a sec , another round of daiquiris .",neutral
"Remember , a virgin for me please .",neutral
Oh ! And don ’ t let me leave without getting the name of that carpet guy .,neutral
"Ahh , come on ! Y ’ know what—y ’ know what , I think I ’ m just gon na go home and call Kathy .",neutral
"Well , if you think it will help .",neutral
No !,negative
That was a test !,negative
In a couple of hours I ’ m gon na get really drunk and wan na call Kathy and you guys are gon na have to stop me !,negative
"And then after that , I ’ m gon na get so drunk , I ’ m gon na wan na call Janice",negative
You should ! How is she ?,positive
Ohhh ! !,negative
I think somebody needs another lap dance .,positive
"All right , I definitely taste nutmeg .",neutral
You do ?,positive
"You don ’ t ? Well , that ’ s the difference between a professional and a layman .",positive
That and arrogance .,negative
Hey .,neutral
Hey ! How was sailing ?,positive
Wow thanks !,positive
Joe ?,negative
Yeah !,positive
"Uh , you ’ ve had a lot of sex right ?",neutral
"When ? Today ? Some , not a lot .",positive
"Well , it ’ s just the reason that I ’ m asking is because I kind of eh , uh , I was unable to—I mean I really wanted to , but I couldn ’ t… .",negative
"There huh—hmm , there-there was an incident .",negative
"Don ’ t worry about that man , that happens .",neutral
It ’ s happened to you ?,positive
Yeah ! Once .,neutral
"Well , what ’ d you do ?",positive
I did it anyway .,neutral
‘ Sup ? ‘ Sup dude ?,neutral
"Take whatever you want , just please don ’ t hurt me .",negative
So you ’ re playing a little,neutral
"Yes , on a scale from 1 to 10 , 10 being the dumbest a person can look , you are definitely 19 .",negative
"Come on man , really how old ? !",positive
"Young ! You ’ re a man-child okay ? ! Now go get changed because everybody ’ s ready and please , oh please , keep my underwear !",negative
And they knew about it ?,positive
"Okay , well Ross , what is this really about ?",positive
"Look , this is my home and I want to be able to come and go whenever I want !",negative
"Okay , I will find someplace else to do the rest of my appointments. I just don ’ t know what the big deal is !",negative
"The big deal is I don ’ t want naked , greasy strangers in my apartment when I want to kick back with a puzzle—beer ! Cold beer .",negative
"Okay , look , he 's not gon na hurt them , right ?",neutral
Do you always have to bring him here ?,negative
I did n't wan na leave him alone .,neutral
Alright ?,neutral
We- we had our first fight this morning .,neutral
I think it has to do with my working late .,neutral
"I said some things that I did n't mean , and he- he threw some faeces ...",neutral
"Y'know , if you 're gon na work late , I could look in on him for you .",neutral
"Oh , that 'd be great !",positive
"Okay , but if you do , make sure it seems like you 're there to see him , okay , and you 're not like doing it as a favour to me .",neutral
"Okay , but if he asks , I 'm not going to lie .",neutral
Check this out .,neutral
It says here that there ’ s a place you can go to rent videos of all the museums !,positive
`` It ’ s almost as good as being there . '',neutral
It ’ s better ! You can ’ t go to a museum in your underwear !,positive
Oh-ho ! I bet the British version is gooooood !,positive
"Uh , may I help you ?",neutral
"Yeah , I talked to you on the phone , I ’ m the lady that got stuck with the racecar bed .",neutral
"Look , it ’ s like I told you , there ’ s nothing I can do. You signed for it , Monica Velula Geller .",neutral
"All right , Jester man , look we wan na see the king .",neutral
Nobody sees the king !,negative
"Oh-ho-kay , I ’ m talking to the king .",neutral
Hey ! You can ’ t go back there !,positive
Oh my God .,positive
"So , this must be kinda neat for ya , huh ?",neutral
"I mean , your Dad tells me that you get a couple of days off school , and you , you ah , don ’ t have to sell those cookies anymore .",neutral
"Well , I kinda wanted to sell the cookies. The girl who sells the most wins a trip to Spacecamp , and gets to sit in a",negative
"Wow , you ah , you really like all this space stuff , huh ?",positive
Yeah .,neutral
"My Dad says if I spend as much time helping him clean apartments , as I do daydreaming about outer space , he ’ d be able to afford a trip to the Taj Mahal .",neutral
I think you would have to clean a whole lot of apartments to go all the way to India .,neutral
"No. The one in Atlantic City , Dad loves the slots. He says he ’ s gon na double the college money my Grandma left me .",negative
"Oh , um , I don ’ t know if that ’ s a good idea .",positive
"Oh. Look , just friends , I won ’ t grope you. I promise .",neutral
"No , I just I think that it ’ s too soon .",positive
"No it ’ s not too soon , I had lunch at a eleven .",neutral
I invented the game of Cups as a way to give Joey money .,neutral
And now you want that money back .,positive
Exactly .,neutral
"Chandler , what kind of an idiot do you take me for ?",positive
It ’ s not a real game ! I made it up !,negative
"I ’ m sorry you lost your money , but I won it fair and square .",positive
I do n't know .,neutral
But I can see through your sheet .,neutral
"Yeah , yeah , that 's her .",neutral
But y'know what ?,neutral
"Does n't matter , I 'm never gon na get to meet her anyway .",negative
Why ?,neutral
"Because it 's impossible to find her apartment ! She lives in some like of hot girl parallel universe , or something .",negative
"What are you talking about ? She obviously lives on the second floor , seventh apartment from the left !",positive
No. No. No. She lives on the,neutral
"No , those first two windows , that 's the lobby .",neutral
"And y'know the other one over there , that 's the stairway .",neutral
You 've been counting wrong .,neutral
I did,negative
"Monica , betting the apartment , I don ’ t know about this .",negative
"Rachel , I have not missed one question the whole game. I own this game ! Look at my hand .",positive
Why ? Do you have the answers written on there ?,positive
"No ! Steady as a rock ! Now , are you with me .",neutral
"All right , let ’ s do it .",negative
"All right , gentlemen , you ’ re up first .",neutral
Okay .,neutral
Okay .,neutral
You have 30 seconds. And the lightning round begins—stop it —now. What was Monica ’ s nickname when she was a field hockey goalie ?,neutral
Big fat goalie .,neutral
Correct. Rachel claims,neutral
Dangerous Liaisons,neutral
Correct. Her actual favorite movie is ...,neutral
Weekend at Bernie ’ s,neutral
"Well , look , why don ’ t you just , why don ’ t you do your Phase Two strip club thing with us .",neutral
"Yeah , come on , we can be guys !",positive
No you can ’ t .,positive
"You don ’ t want to be guys , you ’ d be all hairy and wouldn ’ t live as long .",negative
"Y ’ know you , you just stop being such a wuss and get those off and you come with us and watch naked girls dance around ! !",negative
Okay .,neutral
I ’ m sorry .,negative
"And y'know what , I just realised , in the last year I ’ ve only gone out with two guys , Richard and Julio .",positive
"You got ta help me out here , you got ta set me up , you got ta get me back in the game .",negative
"Well , that shouldn ’ t be a problem. I mean I work in fashion and all I meet are eligible straight men .",neutral
"Pete , can I get you something else ?",neutral
"Yeah , a slice of cheesecake and-and a date if you ’ re given ’ ‘ em out .",neutral
Haven ’ t you and I covered that topic ?,neutral
"Hmm , come on , you just said to her that you… .",neutral
"Aww , the only reason you want to go out with me because my blond wig , and the big boobs , and the fact that I serve you food .",positive
"Well , if that were true , I ’ d dating my Aunt Ruth .",positive
And the two times we went out were just plain awkward .,negative
"Come on , you think she should go out with me , don ’ t you ?",neutral
"Well , I mean , are you sure you want to go out with her ?",neutral
"I mean that ain ’ t a pretty picture in the morning , y ’ know what I mean .",negative
"That wig all in disarray , and boobs flung over the night stand , y'know .",negative
"I mean really , think about it .",neutral
"Ho-ho , I will .",neutral
I believe I read that somewhere !,positive
"That only is not funny , it 's physically impossible !",negative
Okay ?,negative
Depending on the species I 'd have to have a six foot long ...,negative
It 's not funny !,negative
I respectfully disagree .,neutral
I ca n't believe you put that on my alumni page !,negative
Who cares ? Nobody reads those things,neutral
You 'd better hope not because I just read what you put on your page today .,negative
I do n't have a page .,neutral
Oh oh oh ! I RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE ! !,negative
I know I miss you too. I ca n't wait to see you. I love you. Bye .,positive
"Okay , what is in here ? Rocks ?",positive
"No-no , this is my collection of fossil samples .",neutral
"So , rocks .",negative
"I 'm really gon na miss this apartment. Y'know , Ben-Ben took his first steps right over there .",negative
"Ohh. Hey , remember when I ran into this thing and it kinda knocked me out a little ?",positive
"I loved this place ! To tell you the truth , I wish I did n't have to move .",positive
"Uhh , are you saying that you 're not entirely happy about this ?",positive
"Well , I mean if uh , if Emily gave me a choice",negative
You,neutral
Why ?,neutral
"Hey , you guys ! Look what I found in the giiiiiiift shop. Get up ! Get up ! Get up !",positive
"I left a bra drying on the shower rod , you don ’ t think your son will think it ’ s yours and be horribly traumatised ?",positive
"Hey , if mommy can have a wife , daddy can have a bra .",neutral
"Ohh , it ’ s time to go .",neutral
"Oh , no-no-no , see , that-that clock ’ s a little fast , uh , we have 17 minutes .",neutral
"Huh , what can we do in 17 minutes ?",neutral
Twice ?,neutral
Well that ’ s ambitious .,neutral
"Hey , uh , you can ignore that .",neutral
That ’ s Carol with your son !,positive
"Morning ’ s here ! Sunshine is here ! The sky is clear , the morning ’ s here ! The morning ’ s here !",positive
HEY ! ! Do you,negative
Oh come on ! Morning ’ s here ! Morning ’ s here ! The morning is here ! Sunshine is here !,positive
I,neutral
Are you kidding ? I love that guy ! Morning ’ s here ! Morning is here—,positive
Stop it ! I will kill you. I hate the fact that my room is so small .,negative
"Hey , I have all the space I need. Just do what I did .",neutral
"Monica , you don ’ t even have a bed , you sleep in a ball on the floor !",negative
Y ’ know what ? I am,neutral
I ’ m sorry. I ’ m so sorry .,negative
Okay .,neutral
"See , this is a",neutral
Shut up ! This place is a hole !,negative
"All right buddy , time to roll over .",neutral
No-no !,negative
"No , no-n-n-n-no ! !",negative
You are going to a clinic !,negative
"You ’ re going to a clinic , and a pyjama store !",negative
Are you under the sheet ?,neutral
Yes .,neutral
"Great , let ’ s begin. How ’ s the pressure ?",positive
Nice ! Wow Phoebe you are good !,positive
"Stating the obvious , but thank you. And it ’ s not weird is it .",positive
No. Ooohh,positive
"That ’ s right , you just enjoy .",neutral
Oh. Oh yeah ! Ohhhhh ! Ohh ! Oh yeah !,positive
Okay .,neutral
Oh God Phoebe ! ! Oh that ’ s it ! That ’ s it ! Right there ! Oh ! Ooooh-oooh-ooooh,positive
Become a drama critic !,positive
I am hurt ! A plague on both your houses !,negative
"By the way , he dumped me tonight after he read my review .",negative
"Oh , classy .",negative
"Yep ! I sure know how to pick ‘ em , huh ? Y'know I gave up a part on a soap for this !",negative
"Wow ! Yeah I ah , I gave up a job too .",negative
Really. What ?,positive
"Uh , de-clawing cats .",negative
"Hey , tell ya what .",neutral
Let me walk you home .,neutral
We ’ ll stop by every news stand and burn every copy of their Times and the Post .,negative
Why the Post ?,positive
"Oh , you didn ’ t see the Post ?",positive
No. You ?,neutral
No. Why ?,neutral
Hi Joey ! What are you doing here ?,positive
"Uhh , well I ’ ve got an audition down the street and I spilled sauce all over the front of my shirt. You got an extra one ?",neutral
"Yeah , sure. Umm…here .",neutral
Great. You got anything that ’ s not,negative
"Yeah , I don ’ t think so Joe .",neutral
"All right , I guess this will be fine .",neutral
"Hey , listen umm , what-what are you doing tonight ?",neutral
"Nothing , why ?",neutral
How would you feel about taking out my assistant Tag ? I ’ ll pay .,neutral
"Huh , Rach I got to say it ’ s gon na take a lot of money for me to go out on a date with a dude .",negative
I ’ m not asking you to go on a,neutral
Really ? ‘ Cause I could kinda use the money .,positive
"Joey , just-just he-he ’ s new in town and I know he doesn ’ t have any guy friends .",neutral
Just take him to like a ball game or something .,neutral
I ’ ll really appreciate it .,neutral
"Yeah , okay .",neutral
Yeah ?,positive
"Sure , no problem. Ooh—Hey , donuts !",positive
"Problem odour in the litter box ? Don ’ t change your kitty , change your kitty litter .",neutral
"Sorry , Pheebs .",negative
Yeah. You okay ?,neutral
"No ! Sorry , I just thought you were somebody else. Hi !",positive
"Hi. Well , look , I was just gon na leave a message , isn ’ t tonight your , your big anniversary dinner ?",neutral
"Yeah. Well , umm .....",negative
"Rach , are you okay ?",positive
"Yeah , I ’ m fine .",negative
"You wan na talk , I mean I can come over ?",neutral
"No ! Really , no , please , please , that ’ s , that ’ s okay .",negative
"All right , all right , I ’ m coming over , and I ’ m bringing Chinese food .",neutral
"Oh , yeah , I ’ m not , I ’ m not hungry .",negative
It ’ s for me .,neutral
"Oh. Okay , bye .",neutral
"Come on , pick up , pick up !",negative
Hello ?,neutral
Transit Authority ?,neutral
"Yes , hello .",neutral
"I 'm doing research for a book , and I was wondering what someone might do if they left a baby on a city bus .",neutral
"Hi , here 's the deal .",neutral
We lost a carseat on a bus today .,neutral
"It 's white plastic , with a handle , and it fits onto a stroller .",neutral
"Oh , and there was a baby in it .",neutral
He wants to talk to you again .,neutral
Hello .,neutral
I ’ m sorry I ’ m a little late .,neutral
Whoa,positive
"Let me start by uh , by introducing myself , I am Professor Geller .",neutral
"So to sum up , I ’ m Professor Geller .",neutral
"Good evening , sir .",neutral
My name is Ross Geller .,neutral
I 'm one of the people who applied for the apartment .,neutral
And I-I realize that the competition is fierce but—I 'm sorry .,neutral
"I , I ca n't help but notice you 're naked and I applaud you .",positive
"Man , I wish I was naked .",neutral
"I mean , this-this looks so great .",positive
That is how God intended it .,neutral
"Okay , I have to tell you something that I have never admitted during our entire friendship !",negative
"But , when we were in high school I made out with James Farrell even when I knew that you liked him !",negative
"Wow , that feels so good to get off my chest !",positive
"Okay , you go !",negative
My turn ? What-what are you talking about ?,positive
"Ugh , Monica , I know about you and Chandler .",negative
What ? !,positive
"I overheard you guys on the phone the other day , and you said , `` I 'll just tell Rachel that I 'm doing laundry for a couple of hours . ''",neutral
"And he said , `` Laundry ?",neutral
Is,neutral
Well. Sounds like you 're writing yourself a little play there Rach. Wow ! Let me know how that one turns out .,positive
"Well , I would n't know because I got so freaked out that I hung up the phone .",negative
"Well , if you had kept listening , you-you would have heard me call him Mr. Big……ot .",neutral
What ? !,positive
Mr. Bigot. He tells the most,neutral
All right. So you 're telling me that there is nothing going on between you and Chandler .,negative
Me and Chandler ? !,positive
"I really thought you making a good point. I mean y'know , until you got cut off .",neutral
"Yeah , what 's up with that girl Monica ?",neutral
I do n't know ! I did n't come with her !,negative
All right everybody ! Everybody guess what ? I just convinced Paul to give us a test next week !,positive
A test ? ! !,positive
Come on ! Tests make us all better learners ! Oh yeah ! We should have essay questions ! !,positive
"Okay I ’ ve got one for you , if you had too which one would you rather eat , a seeing eye dog or a talking gorilla ?",neutral
"I ’ d have to say…the talking gorilla , because at least I can explain to him that you ’ re making me eat him .",neutral
Somebody went to college. Wow. What is it ? I ’ m sorry .,positive
"Okay , I hear you loud and clear. Bob will stay put .",neutral
I think it ’ s best sir .,neutral
But we really do need to find someone up here .,neutral
The work is starting to pile up .,neutral
I ’ ve got a stack of documents on my desk this high .,neutral
"Y ’ know what you should do , just toss ‘ em in the shedder and claim you never got ‘ em .",neutral
That ’ s a good one .,neutral
What does a guy have to,neutral
"Yeah , yeah , everybody 's here. Hey , everybody , say hi to Julie in New Mexico .",neutral
"Hi , Julie !",positive
Isn ’ t there a national football league .,neutral
"Yes. Yes , there is , they play on Sundays and Monday nights .",neutral
Oh shoot ! I work Monday nights .,negative
"Umm , this stuffing is amazing. Do you think we should bring them some ?",positive
"When they ’ re hungry enough , they ’ ll come in .",neutral
"Hey Joey , you wanted to talk to me ?",neutral
"I don ’ t know. You uh , you got something for me ?",neutral
"Oh , yeah , this is from Rachel .",neutral
Ten. Okay. Now Tag there ’ s such a thing as too many women .,neutral
Really ?,positive
"Yeah , for you !",positive
"Oh , Danielle ! I was n't expecting the machine ... Give me a call when you get a chance. Bye-bye. Oh God !",positive
That 's,neutral
"Hey , I 've been honing !",negative
What was with the dishes ?,neutral
"Oh , uh ..",negative
I want her to think I might be in a restaurant .. y'know ?,negative
"I might have some kind of life , like I have n't been sitting around here honing for the past few hours .",negative
"Look look ! He 's doing it again , the guy with the telescope !",positive
Oh my God ! Go away ! Stop looking in here !,negative
"Great , now he 's waving back .",negative
"Man , we got ta do something about that guy .",negative
"This morning , I caught him looking into our apartment .",negative
It creeps me out !,negative
I feel like I ca n't do stuff !,negative
What kinda stuff ?,positive
"Will you grow up ? I 'm not talking about sexy stuff , but , like , when I 'm cooking naked .",negative
You cook naked ?,positive
"Yeah , toast , oatmeal ... nothing that spatters .",neutral
What are you looking at me for ? I did n't know that .,positive
Y'know they say a watched pot never beeps .,neutral
"It ’ s just y'know , been a couple of hours , and she hasn ’ t called. Not that I even care , y'know .",negative
Phoebe why don ’ t you just call her ? You obviously want to .,neutral
You think you know me so well .,negative
"Well , don ’ t ‘ cha wan na ?",neutral
Yeah .,neutral
"Okay , well I do know you .",neutral
That ’ s what I said .,neutral
Well so ?,neutral
I can ’ t .,negative
I can ’ t .,negative
"She dumped me , I mean I totally trusted her and then one day it was ‘ Okay , bye Pheebs ’ gone .",negative
"Y'know what the saddest part is , when we were playing together , that was like the most fun I ’ ve ever had in like all my lives .",negative
"Ok , bye. Well , Monica 's not coming , it 's just gon na be me and Rachel .",neutral
"Oh. Well , hold on camper , are you sure you 've thought this thing through ?",neutral
It 's laundry. The thinking through is minimal .,neutral
"It 's just you and Rachel , just the two of you ? This is a date. You 're going on a date .",positive
Nuh-uh .,negative
Yuh-huh .,positive
"So what 're you saying here ? I should shave again , pick up some wine , what ?",positive
"Well , you may wan na rethink the dirty underwear .",negative
This is basically the first time she 's gon na see your underwear—you want it to be dirty ?,positive
No .,neutral
"Oh , and uh , the fabric softener ?",neutral
"Ok , ok , now what is wrong with my",negative
"Ok , so it 's just because it was my table , I have to buy a new one ?",negative
That 's the rule .,neutral
"What rule ? There 's no rule , if anything , you owe me a table !",negative
How 'd you get to that ?,negative
"Well , I believe the piece of furniture was fine until your little breakfast adventure with Angela Delvecchio",negative
You knew about that ?,positive
"Well , let 's just say the impressions you made in the butter left little to the imagination .",negative
"Ok , ok , How about if we split it ?",neutral
"What do you mean , like , buy it together ?",neutral
Yeah,neutral
You think we 're ready for something like that ?,neutral
Why not ?,neutral
"Well , it 's a pretty big commitment , I mean , what if one of us wants to move out ?",neutral
"Why , are you moving out ?",positive
I 'm not moving out .,neutral
You 'd tell me if you were moving out right,negative
"Yeah , yeah , it 's just that with my last roommate Kip ...",neutral
"Aw , I know all about Kip !",negative
"It 's just that we bought a hibachi together , and then he ran off and got married , and things got pretty ugly .",negative
"Well , let me ask you something , was Kip a better roommate than me ?",negative
"Aw , do n't do that",negative
"Ooh , oh no ! I have to go ! I have a massage appointment .",negative
"Oh no , stay here we ’ ll keep doing this. I ’ ll pay you .",neutral
"No , I got in trouble for that before. I ’ ll see you later .",neutral
Absolutely. I love the way you kiss .,positive
Oh my God ! Oh my God ! I ’ m so sorry !,negative
"Aw forget it , it ’ s from",neutral
You think you can knock up my daughter and then not marry her ? ! I ’ m gon na kill you ! !,negative
Y ’ know this is actually not a great time for me .,negative
"Okay ! So , we ’ ll just stay married .",positive
"Yes , exactly !",positive
And I will make everyone call me Mrs. Geller !,positive
"Wow ! This is so amazing. I uh , I really thought I ’ d have to talk you into this more .",positive
What-wh-what so we ’ ll just stay married forever ? !,positive
"Okay , look , how is this gon na affect you ?",neutral
Really ?,negative
I mean you fill some form out once and a while and instead of checking the box that says Ms you check the box that says Mrs. !,positive
It ’ s,neutral
"Ohh , okay , I ’ m sorry .",negative
You ’ re right .,neutral
Y ’ know what ?,neutral
I ’ m asking you to do me a favor .,neutral
You are asking me to be your wife !,negative
And as my wife I think you should grant me this favor .,neutral
Oh my God !,positive
"I know , I know , I 'm such an idiot .",positive
"My brother 's going through that right now , he 's such a mess. How did you get through it ?",neutral
"Well , you might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers , say her-",neutral
-leg ?,neutral
"That 's one way ! Me , I- I went for the watch .",neutral
You actually broke her watch ?,positive
"Barry , I 'm sorry ...",negative
I am so sorry ...,negative
"I know you probably think that this is all about what I said the other day about you making love with your socks on , but it is n't ... it is n't , it 's about me , and I ju- Hi , machine cut me off again ... anyway ...",negative
"No real- , honey , really it ’ s fine , just g-go with Susan .",neutral
"Really , I , no , I think girls night out is a great idea .",positive
"Okay , okay , bye",neutral
So what are they doing ?,neutral
"I don ’ t know , something girlie .",positive
"Hey , you ’ re early .",neutral
What are you doing with the lamp ?,positive
I ’ m just taking it to be re-wired .,neutral
"Oh , well don ’ t take it to the same place you took the stereo , ‘ cause they ’ ve had that thing for over a week .",negative
"No , no , Mr. Heckles no one is making any noise up here .",neutral
You ’ re disturbing my oboe practice .,negative
You don ’ t play the oboe !,negative
I could play the oboe !,negative
Ohhh ! That is soo sweet !,positive
"Okay , okay look , I know I 'm being Mr. Inappropriate today , but it 's just so tough , I mean see you walking around and I just wan na touch you and hold you , come on no one 's around , just , just kiss me .",positive
"All right that 's , that 's it ! ! Get off her !",negative
What is going on ?,positive
What 's going on ? ! That 's what 's going on ! !,negative
Ross !,positive
I have been down in your store for twenty minutes trying to get a tie !,negative
What do I have to do to get some service ? !,negative
Hi Rach .,neutral
Ross ?,neutral
Yeah ?,neutral
Hey it ’ s Mona ! From the wedding .,positive
Oh hi !,positive
Hi !,positive
Wow ! Uh…how are you ?,positive
"I ’ m good except umm , you still owe me a dance .",neutral
"Oh that ’ s right. Well uh , would you be interested in seeing a Ukrainian film ?",positive
Oh you ’ re serious. Sure !,positive
Great ! Well umm,positive
I think I might need one more cup of coffee .,neutral
"Sure ! Uh , let me get it for ya .",neutral
Okay .,neutral
"Look , I feel really bad about how I freaked you out before , so I called the father and asked him to meet you here so you can tell him .",negative
Go !,negative
"What ? Hey wait a minute ! Phoebe , how do you even know who the father is ?",positive
"I may play the fool at times , but I ’ m a little more than a pretty blond girl with an ass that won ’ t quit .",negative
I believe this belongs to the father of your baby .,neutral
"Oh God… Oh , he ’ s in there right now ?",positive
Uh-huh. Now you can turn around or you can go in there and rip the Band-Aid off. What to you want to do ?,neutral
"Uh , let ’ s rip !",negative
Really ? Are you sure ?,positive
Oh Phoebe !,positive
"Okay , sorry. Yeah .",neutral
Hey Rach .,neutral
"Hey , thank you so much for these tickets , Chandler .",positive
"Oh well , this was a really important experience for me , and I wanted to share it with you .",positive
"Oh , you 're so wonderful .",positive
"It can ’ t be me , I ’ m standing right here .",neutral
Wan na peek ?,neutral
No !,negative
Come on !,positive
We ’ re not peeking ?,negative
Well I ’ m peeking. Oh my God !,positive
"Hello sir , you know Monica .",neutral
Chandler is fantastic ! !,positive
What ? !,positive
Y ’ know how people just click ?,positive
"Like he came by to pick me up , and I opened the door , and it was just like , click !",positive
Did he tell you ?,positive
"Oh , and he ’ s got such a good heart ! Doesn ’ t he have a good heart ?",positive
"Oh , I know ...",positive
"Oh , I know and he ’ s soo sweet ! Listen , he said he was going to call , so put him straight through .",positive
Isn ’ t this great ? !,positive
Don ’ t spoil it .,neutral
Hi .,neutral
"Hi , sweetie !",positive
Hello .,neutral
"Hi , Ross .",neutral
"Yeah , huh .",neutral
I ? ve got some bad news .,negative
What ?,negative
"I can get a quick bite to eat , but then I have to come back up here .",neutral
"Come on sweetie ! You ? ve had to work late every night for the past two weeks , what is it this time ?",negative
"But work comes first ! Oh hey , but that ? s sad about you though , what happened ? Burn out ? Burn all out , did ya ?",positive
"Nooo , he ? s leaving for a better job .",neutral
"Oh well that ? s great , so I guess this is ah , this is good bye then. Huh ? Good bye .",positive
"Okay , then .",neutral
Okay .,neutral
Well we ? re gon na miss you around here .,negative
"Yeah , me too .",negative
"So , see ya on Saturday .",neutral
"Yeah , you bet .",neutral
Whazzup ? ?,neutral
"Seriously dude , 3 years ago .",positive
"Listen , can you do me a favor ?",neutral
I 'm gon na be out today .,neutral
"Can you just keep an eye on Joey , make sure nothing happens between him and Molly ?",neutral
You do n't trust him ?,positive
I think the check in is that way .,neutral
Ahh .,neutral
"Monica face it , Chandler is against marriage. And-and always will be !",neutral
Well there ’ s some people who do want to marry me .,negative
There are ?,positive
Yeah ! Richard !,negative
R-R-Richard said he wants to marry you ? ! And-and Chandler ’ s tellin ’ ya how much he hates marriage ? !,positive
That ’ s right .,neutral
Chandler,neutral
You just told me that he hates marriage !,positive
That-that he ’ s a-a complex fellow who ’ s unlikely to take a wife !,negative
That-that he ’ s against marriage and always will be !,negative
You got,neutral
"You know you probably did n't know this , but back in high school , I had a , um , major crush on you .",negative
I knew .,neutral
You did ! Oh .... I always figured you just thought I was Monica 's geeky older brother .,positive
I did .,neutral
Oh .,negative
"Listen , do you think- and try not to let my intense vulnerability become any kind of a factor here—but do you think it would be okay if I asked you out ?",negative
Sometime ?,neutral
Maybe ?,neutral
"Yeah , maybe ...",positive
"Okay ... okay , maybe I will ...",positive
"Well , I just thought it ’ d make me feel good to do something nice for my friend .",neutral
"Well , you ’ re amazing .",positive
Oh no-no-no .,neutral
"A TV as if it appears from nowhere ! That ’ s the dream ! Man , how did you afford this stuff ?",positive
"Well , y ’ know I ’ m 29. I mean who needs a savings account .",neutral
"Oh , you are the best friends anyone has ever had .",positive
"Oh , I don ’ t know .",negative
"Oh-no-no-no , you are !",positive
"You do this , you give me the great advice , and hey listen , I was thinking about what you said yesterday about focusing on one woman , I ’ m gon na do that .",positive
You mean with Casey .,neutral
"No-no-no , I think I ’ m gon na see how things go with Kathy. She ’ s pretty cool .",neutral
Or Casey .,neutral
"No-no , Kathy .",neutral
Could be Casey .,neutral
"No. No , Kathy .",neutral
Consider Casey .,neutral
I think somebody ’ s got a little crush on Casey .,positive
How ‘ bout I fix you two up ?,positive
What do you think ?,positive
That all the pieces of my life are falling right into place !,positive
"Hey , anybody got a length of rope about six feet long with a little nouse at the end ?",neutral
"Honey , what ’ s the matter ?",neutral
I just saw Janice .,neutral
"‘ Cause every time I see your face , I can ’ t help but fall from grace. I know .....",positive
Wow ! This girl is good .,positive
"Oh-ho yeah ! A song with rhyming words. Oo , I never thought of that before .",negative
I like her .,neutral
Why ? Because she can sing and play guitar and do both at the same time ?,neutral
"Well , that ’ s pretty much all I ’ m looking for from these people .",neutral
Look at you. All jealous .,negative
"Yeah Pheebs , come on , you two have completely different styles. Y'know , she ’ s more .. y'know , and you ’ re more",neutral
Say you 'll stay beside me,negative
"Okay , see , see , everyone else is happy she ’ s done .",negative
"Okay , my next song ’ s called : Phoebe Buffay , What Can I Say .",neutral
"I Really Loved When We Were Singing Partners , And I Shouldn ’ t Have Left You That Way .",neutral
"Oh no , one of those ‘ look for the hidden meaning ’ songs .",neutral
"Yes , hello .",neutral
I have a question .,neutral
"Umm , I used your pen to draw on my friend 's face .",neutral
A beard and a moustache .,neutral
Thank you .,neutral
"No ,",neutral
What ? ! What else did he say ?,positive
"Umm , he said he thought I was funny .",neutral
"So… Okay , look-look umm , let 's just go downstairs , we 'll have some fun , and you will forget all about it .",neutral
"Ross , no ! There is",negative
"Oh , come on ! Rach , it's-it 's not that bad .",neutral
"Ross , I am a human doodle ! !",negative
"Look , just because some idiot drew on your face does n't mean you should n't have any fun !",neutral
"And besides , hey-hey-hey no one is even gon na",neutral
"Okay , there was",neutral
Come on !,positive
"Oh wait , don ’ t you have to pay for your , Busty Ladies ?",positive
"No , it ’ s okay. Some-some kid asked me to pick it up for him , but I don ’ t",neutral
Oh my God ! ! ! What are you doing ? ! !,positive
"You said , you wan na come in for some lemonade ?",neutral
So ? !,negative
"Whoa , ah ! ! We ’ re you just gon na give me some lemonade ?",positive
Yeah huh ! ! Cover yourself up !,negative
"Oh right , right .",neutral
"I don ’ t believe this ! When someone asks you in for lemonade , and to you that means they wan na have sex ?",negative
Well usually ... yeah !,positive
"Well , not just lemonade , iced tea , sometimes juice .",neutral
"Well , sorry , I just , I thought you liked me .",neutral
I ’ m such a jerk .,negative
"It ’ s okay. I suppose it could happen to anyone , not anyone I know , but ... By the way I can still see it .",neutral
Hmmm ... this is so nice .,positive
"OK , I have a question. Well , actually , it 's not so much a question as .. more of a general wondering ... ment .",neutral
OK .,neutral
"OK. Here goes. For a while now , I 've been wanting to , um ....",neutral
Ohhh ! ! ! !,positive
"Yes , yes , that 's right ...",neutral
"Oh , look at the little cat !",positive
What ? Ow !,positive
"Well , I was probably going to do it at some point .",neutral
I did n't mean,neutral
It 's brilliant !,positive
"Goodbye Mike , we 'll see you at the wedding , fella !",positive
"well , we probably wo n't invite you to the wedding ...",neutral
"Thank you , Chandler .",neutral
Sincerely .,neutral
"Well , you 're welcome ! Glad I could help .",positive
"David , I 'm pretending to",neutral
"Okay , you have 19 questions left. Use them wisely. Come on Joey ! You can ’ t win if you don ’ t ask any",positive
What ? !,positive
"Well , you promised me a fun road trip !",positive
We ’ ve been on the road six hours and you ’ ve been asleep for five and a half !,negative
We are switching at the next rest stop and,negative
All right. All right .,neutral
Yeah ! And until then you are going to sing to me because the radio ’ s broken and you are selfish but have a nice voice .,negative
Really ? I don ’ t,positive
Sing ! !,negative
Morning !,positive
Everything was delicious !,positive
Thank you !,positive
It was. The duck in particular was superb .,positive
Thank you ! You have n't said anything ...,positive
Actually I do have one small complaint .,neutral
Oh .. please ! I-I welcome criticism .,neutral
The musician right outside the restaurant ... it 's kind of a mood-killer !,negative
What musician ?,positive
We did ?,neutral
You owe me 20 bucks .,positive
Thank you. Thank you so much !,positive
"Chandler , here you go , got your traditional Thanksgiving feast , you got your tomato soup , your grilled cheese fixin 's , and your family size bag of Funyuns .",neutral
"Wait , wait , Chandler , this is what you 're havin ' for Thanksgiving dinner ?",positive
"What , what , what is it with you and this holiday ?",negative
"All right , I 'm nine years old .",neutral
"Oh , I hate this story .",negative
We just finished this magnificent Thanksgiving dinner .,neutral
"I have -- and I remember this part vividly -- a mouthful of pumpkin pie , and this is the moment my parents choose to tell me they 're getting divorced .",negative
Oh my god .,positive
Yes. It 's very difficult to appreciate a Thanksgiving dinner once you 've seen it in reverse .,negative
"Hey , who 's this little naked guy ?",positive
That little naked guy would be me .,neutral
"Aww , look at the little thing .",positive
Who are those people ?,positive
Got me .,positive
"Oh , that 's Nana , right there in the middle. 'Me and the gang at Java Joe 's ' .",neutral
"Wow , Monica , you look just like your grandmother. How old was she there ?",positive
"Let 's see , 1939 ... yeah , 24 , 25 ?",neutral
Looks like a fun gang .,neutral
"Ooh , look-look-look-look-look ! I got Monica naked !",positive
"So , what ’ s this about ?",positive
"Rachel has something that she wants to tell you and umm , I believe that this is your red sweater .",neutral
No. This is my red sweater .,neutral
Oh no. Could I get anyone a coffee or…poison ? No ? Just for me ? Okay .,negative
What ’ s going on Rach ?,positive
"Nothing ! Phoebe kinda made a mistake. But y ’ know you do wear that sweater a lot , are you involved in some kind of dare ?",negative
"Y ’ know , I ’ m actually glad Phoebe called .",positive
"I know we broke up because you thought I wasn ’ t mature enough , but I ’ ve really grown up and think we should get back together .",positive
"Oh , it ’ s just not the right time .",negative
It is the right time .,positive
Okay .,neutral
‘ Kay !,positive
in the category of Favorite Returning Male Character the nominees are : John Wheeler from,neutral
What the ? !,positive
Yeah .,neutral
"You ’ re an Aquarius , huh ?",neutral
I bet you ’ re a Gemini .,neutral
Nope .,neutral
Taurus ?,neutral
Nope .,neutral
Virgo ?,neutral
Nope .,neutral
Sagittarius ?,neutral
Yep .,neutral
"I knew it ! I knew it , ahh… .",positive
You ’ re not gon na speed anymore right ?,neutral
I won ’ t speed .,neutral
And you promise you ’ ll get this taken care of right away ?,neutral
I promise .,neutral
And in the meantime you better let him drive. Does he have a license ?,neutral
Yeah !,neutral
Can he handle the stick ?,neutral
Oh well,neutral
I can handle the stick ! !,negative
Hey !,positive
I can ’ t believe this is taking so long. How are you doing ?,negative
Oh not bad. Do you know that feeling when you ’ re trying to blow a Saint Bernard out your ass ?,negative
Weirdest thing. Did I hear——Mother of God it ’ s true !,positive
Chandler Bing !,positive
Janice,positive
"Not just Janice , Janice in labor , contracting and everything .",positive
"Oh , this should be easy. I have a very wide pelvis. You remember Chandler .",neutral
Janice I didn ’ t even know you were pregnant ! Who ’ s the unwitting human who ’ s essence you ’ ve stolen ?,positive
It ’ s you. This is yours .,neutral
What ? !,positive
Look how nervous he gets ! We haven ’ t slept together in years !,positive
That ’ s funny. Does it-does it hurt ? Does the labor hurt ?,negative
"Man , I ’ m starving ! What the hell was I thinking at dinner ? ! `` Do you want soup or salad ? '' Both ! Always order both !",negative
"Y ’ know , y ’ know I ’ m lookin ’ and I don ’ t think anyone ’ s home here .",neutral
"I say we just break the window , crawl through , and-and y ’ know explain later .",neutral
Yeah ? Really ? No one ’ s home ?,positive
I don ’ t think so. Hello ? When you get in there,neutral
"Hey , what 's up ?",neutral
I just saw Danny getting on the subway with a girl and he had his arm around her .,negative
"Oh , honey , I 'm sorry .",negative
"Well , you should be , this is all your fault ! You meddled in our relationship ! !",negative
You had no relationship ! !,negative
"No , but I was doing my thing and everything was going according to the plan !",negative
"Oh God , stop with the plan !",negative
"So what , so what you saw him with a girl ?",neutral
Who cares ? !,negative
That does n't mean anything !,negative
"Now look , you 're going to go out on a date with Danny and you 're going to be so charming he 's gon na forget all about that stupid subway girl .",neutral
She was kinda stupid .,neutral
You 're right .,neutral
"All right , I 'm just gon na go on the date .",neutral
I 'm gon na go on the date .,neutral
That is the new plan .,neutral
Hi .,neutral
Phoebe !,positive
Ta-da .,positive
Hey .,neutral
Hi .,neutral
"Ahh , look at you , you look great .",positive
"Do I ? Thank you , so do you .",neutral
Thanks .,neutral
Sparkly .,neutral
"So , wow , this is pretty wonerful , huh .",positive
Mr. major capades guy .,neutral
"I , I remember when you were just , like , King Friday in Mr. Roger 's Ice is Nice .",neutral
You always said I 'd make it .,positive
"Yeah , well , ya know , I 'm kind of spooky that way. Wooo .",neutral
I missed you. I 'm gon na get changed .,neutral
OK .,neutral
"Um , now. Phoebs .",neutral
"Oh , right , OK. Ole .",neutral
What ?,neutral
"Um , the matador. Ole , ha ha ha .",positive
"Hi Joey it 's Jane Rogers , ca n't wait for your party tonight .",positive
"Listen , I forgot your address , can you give me a call ?",neutral
"Thanks , bye .",neutral
Hey !,positive
Hey !,positive
What 's happening ?,positive
"Yeah , it 's a real shame you ca n't make it to that one-woman show tonight .",negative
"Oh , I 'd love to , but I got ta get up so early the next day and so , you know me , work comes first",neutral
"Oh , yeah , yeah , yeah ...",neutral
"`` Hi Joey , it 's Jane Rogers ca n't wait for your party tonight ''",positive
Stupid Jane Rogers ! !,negative
You are having a party tonight ? ?,positive
Kinda have a ... a thing for the Days Of Our Life 's people .,neutral
And you were n't going to tell us ? How did you think you were gon na get away with that ?,negative
I do it every year .,neutral
You do that every year ? ?,positive
I did n't have to tell you that ! ! I 'm stupider than Jane Rogers ! !,negative
"Oh , that 's why you got these tickets to that play , to get rid of us ? ?",negative
Yeah ...,neutral
And last year is that why you sent us to that medieval times restaurant ?,negative
Yeah ...,neutral
"OH ! And the year before that , when you set up that nighttime tour of that button factory ?",negative
Who 's this from ?,positive
"Oh , that 's Ross 's .",neutral
Oh ... Oh my God. He remembered .,positive
Remembered what ?,neutral
It was like months ago .,positive
"We were walking by this antique store , and I saw this pin in the window , and I told him that it was just like one my grandmother had when I was a little girl .",negative
Oh !,positive
I ca n't believe he remembered !,positive
"Oh , it 's so pretty. This must have cost him a fortune .",positive
I ca n't believe he did this .,positive
"Come on , Ross ? Remember back in college , when he fell in love with Carol and bought her that ridiculously expensive crystal duck ?",neutral
What did you just say ?,positive
F-hah .... flennin ....,negative
Oh .... my God .,positive
I really like waking up with you .,positive
"I like waking up with you too. Oh ! It 's such a beautiful morning. Oh , I can stay here all day .",positive
That would be great !,positive
We could have breakfast in bed,positive
"Wait , just a second .",neutral
Okay. Oh ! Oh no .,positive
"Well that was depressing , I think I just bought a soft pretzel from one of the kids from",negative
Um-hmm. Oh wait ! This is Bonnie .,positive
Hi !,positive
This is Bonnie ? This is Bonnie ? You ’ re Bonnie ?,positive
I can show you an ID if you want ?,neutral
"Oh no , I ’ m sorry , you look a lot different from the last time I-I saw you .",positive
"Oh yeah , well I just started wearing bras again .",neutral
"Oh , that must be it .",neutral
Well I hope you have fun tonight .,neutral
Thanks ! You too .,positive
I believe it .,neutral
"Yes , I do .",neutral
"No you do—y'know what , you ’ re not gon na suck me into this .",negative
"Oh sure I am , because you always have to be right .",negative
"I do not always have to be—okay , okay .",negative
Jurassic Park,neutral
"I 'm telling you , something 's wrong ! My brother does not stay out all night .",negative
Maybe we should check the trash chute .,neutral
Ross could n't fit down the trash chute .,neutral
"That 's right , he almost could. Which is exactly how I got stuck there .",neutral
Hey !,neutral
There he is !,positive
Oh my God ! Where the hell have you been ? ! !,negative
"Just , y'know out .",neutral
"Ohh , out , oh God , I do n't know why we did n't think to check there !",negative
What were you doing ?,neutral
"I uh , went to a bar. And then I just uh , just walked around for a while .",neutral
He hooked up ! He hooked up with someone .,positive
"Look , I do n't have to answer your questions ! Okay ? I 'm a big boy , I can do whatever I want !",negative
He hooked up ! ! Tell us about her !,positive
Ross you left you scarf in… Hey you guys .,neutral
"Oh yeah , that looks good .",neutral
You guys make a,neutral
"Yeah , we look great together .",positive
Okay .,neutral
Wow ! Imagine what our kids would look like !,positive
"Y ’ know , we don ’ t have to imagine .",neutral
I ’ m marrying her .,positive
We ’ ll just see .,neutral
Hey ! Hey ! Be careful around my Porsche !,negative
Hi Joey .,neutral
Hey ! How you doin ’ ?,neutral
He has the most amazing Porsche under there !,positive
"I ’ d love to show ya , but I just tucked her in .",neutral
She ’ s sleeping .,neutral
"Hey uh , would you two girls like to go for a drink ?",neutral
"Well , the old lady died .",negative
And how do I know ?,neutral
Her dying wish was for one last kiss .,neutral
"But I don ’ t care , because you got the apartment .",positive
Yes !,positive
Ewww. Yeah. Umm. I think I ’ m gon na stay here .,negative
Isn ’ t that great ?,positive
Ezels ! !,negative
"Smelly cat , smelly cat , what are they feeding you ? Smelly cat , smelly cat , it ’ s not your fault .",neutral
"Wow , that ’ s great .",positive
"Oh , yeah !",positive
"Y'know you could totally sell this. It ’ d be perfect for like umm , a kitty litter campaign .",neutral
"I ... , a jingle ? No , no-no-no , no .",neutral
What ? Why not ? You could make a ton of money .,positive
"Okay , well if I was in this for the money , I ’ d be a millionaire by now , y'know .",neutral
You just got to get out of that jingle head sweetie .,neutral
"Aw , you ’ re right , you ’ re right. I ’ m sorry .",neutral
"That ’ s okay. All right , I ’ m gon na play song that ’ s really , really sad. It ’ s called Magician Box Mix Up .",positive
"Okay sir , um-mm , let see if I got this right .",neutral
"Ah , so this is a half-caf , double tall , easy hazel nut , non-fat , no foam , with whip , extra hot latte , right ?",neutral
"Okay , great .",positive
You freak .,negative
Thank you .,positive
"Um , coffee to go , please .",neutral
Isabella Rosselini .,neutral
Are you serious ? Oh my God .,positive
Damn ! I can ’ t believe I took her off my list .,negative
Why ? ‘ Cause otherwise you ’ d go for it ?,neutral
"Yeah , maybe .",neutral
"Oh-oh , you lie .",negative
What you don ’ t think I ’ d go up to her ?,neutral
"Ross , it took you ten years to finally admit you liked me .",neutral
"Yeah , well missy , you better be glad that list is laminated .",negative
"You know what honey , you go ahead , we ’ ll call her an alternate .",neutral
"Okay , hold my crawler .",neutral
Okay .,neutral
"Rach , are you really gon na let him do this ?",positive
"Honey , he ’ s about to go hit on Isabella Rosselini. I ’ m just sorry we don ’ t got popcorn .",positive
"Okay , that 's , that 's enough .",neutral
Wo n't you dance around with me .,neutral
A-ha ! ! !,positive
"Oh-oh-oh , yeah ! That 's right , you take good care of those babies !",positive
Excuse me ?,positive
"It 's me , Joey !",positive
Do I know you ?,positive
Joey !,positive
"Oh-ho , yeah. Yeah , the hand guy .",neutral
Okay that ’ s fair .,neutral
All right .,neutral
Good !,neutral
Pick one .,neutral
Left ! Thank you .,positive
You ’ re welcome .,neutral
Ross !,positive
Joey ! We should just switch .,neutral
Yeah absolutely !,positive
"Rachel , we ’ re sorry for pushing those guys on you .",negative
Oh that ’ s all right !,positive
"Y ’ know , I ended up having a really good time .",positive
"Y ’ know , the charity was a big success and they raised a lot of money and awareness .",positive
So what was it for anyway ?,neutral
I wan na say a disease .,neutral
Hey !,positive
Hey !,positive
I just got this really weird message from Ross. He said turn on,neutral
"Oh my God , look ! That ’ s Elizabeth !",positive
Oh-oh Professor Geller .,neutral
"Ahh , to be 13 again .",neutral
"Hey ! So uh , was he excited about the tickets ?",neutral
No ! He blew us off !,negative
What ? !,positive
I know !,positive
I can ’ t believe it. Can I tell you something ? I ’ m a little mad at him now .,negative
Can I tell you something ? Me too .,negative
"Y ’ know what ? He didn ’ t want to talk to us about being angry , well maybe we don ’ t talk to him",negative
Ooooh ! Freeze him out .,positive
That ’ s right !,positive
I like it !,positive
Doorknob ?,neutral
"Yeah , it kinda grows on you. Actually , I wanted to finish talking to you about uh , spring vacation .",neutral
Oh good .,positive
"Look , I… Look , I ’ m having a great time with you and I just don ’ t want us to move to fast or put to much pressure on us .",negative
"So , I ’ m sorry I just don ’ t think we should go away together yet .",negative
It ’ s-it ’ s too soon .,negative
"Ross , I think you misunderstood what I was saying. I just wanted to tell you that I ’ m going to Florida for a couple weeks .",positive
No. I think you misunderstood what,positive
You are so adorable .,positive
That ! Let ’ s talk about that .,positive
Hey !,positive
How do you feel ?,neutral
"Well , let ’ s just say that Krog will be fully equipped to destroy the universe again in twelve to fourteen hours .",neutral
"Okay , so I",neutral
And protected them from a tornado ?,neutral
Oh my God .,positive
"I know , the babies are asleep .",neutral
"Phoebe , what , what happened here ? !",positive
I did it ! I took care of the babies all by myself !,positive
But my apartment !,positive
Is not as important as the fact that Phoebe took care of the babies all by herself .,neutral
"You ’ re right , you ’ re right I shouldn ’ t freak out .",neutral
‘ Cause this is what will happen when you and I have babies !,neutral
When will that be ?,neutral
"Phoebe , would you take a look at this mess ! ! ! !",negative
Hey Ross ! The baby ’ s kicking !,positive
What ? ! It is ? !,positive
It ’ s not kicking right now. Although we would love to see you do that again .,positive
"Hey , when-when was it kicking ? What happened ?",positive
Last night ! I just felt it and I went into Joey ’ s room and he was sleeping,positive
A dreamless sleep .,neutral
"So c'mon , you guys , tell me all the dirt !",positive
"Well , the biggest news is still you dumping Barry at the altar !",neutral
Alright. Let 's talk reality for a second .,neutral
Okay .,neutral
When are you coming home ?,neutral
"What ? Guys , I 'm not .",positive
"C'mon , this is us .",neutral
I 'm not ! This is what I 'm doing now. I 've got this job-,neutral
Waitressing ?,positive
"Okay , I 'm not just waitressing .",neutral
I 'm ..,neutral
"I , um ...",neutral
"I write the specials on the specials board , and , uh ... and I , uh ...",neutral
"I take the uh dead flowers out of the vase ... Oh , and , um , sometimes Artelle lets me put the little chocolate blobbies on the cookies .",negative
"We get off around midnight , why do n't we pick you up then ?",neutral
"So , um , will you bring the truck ?",neutral
I 'll even let you ring the bell .,neutral
"Oh , my god .",positive
"See , there you go , the cleansing works !",positive
They 're nice guys .,neutral
"Oh , they 're firemen guys .",positive
Your son .,neutral
"No-no-no. I do n't have a son named Jordie. We all agreed , my son 's name is Jamie .",negative
"Well , Jamie was the name of Susan 's first girlfriend , so we went back to Jordie .",neutral
"What ? Whoa , whoa whoa whoa , what do you mean ,",positive
"Ow , ow , ow , ow , leg cramp , leg cramp , leg cramp .",negative
I got it .,neutral
I got it .,neutral
"I got it ! Hey , you get to sleep with her , I get the cramps .",negative
"No , you do n't .",neutral
"All right , that 's it. I want both of you out .",negative
Why ?,positive
He started it !,negative
"No , you started it .",negative
"I do n't care. I am trying to get a person out of my body here , and you 're not making it any easier .",negative
Now go !,negative
Thanks a lot .,negative
See what you did .,negative
"Yeah , listen ...",neutral
Out,negative
"Oh , and I can also speak a little French. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir ? Why ? What did I say ?",positive
"Well , you just asked if I wanted to go to bed with you tonight .",neutral
Oh my God ! No wonder I get such great service at Cafe Maurice .,positive
"Knock , knock , knock , knock , hi .",neutral
"Um , could you please tell Sergei that um , I was fascinated by what Boutros Boutros Gali said in the New York Times .",neutral
You didn ’ t say Boutros Boutros Gali .,neutral
Boutros Boutros Gali .,neutral
He says he was too .,neutral
Interesting .,neutral
So I was wondering ....,neutral
"Okay , ah , before you get all talky again , umm , could you also please tell Sergei that I really like his suit .",positive
"Eh , he said , thank you very much , he thinks you look very pretty tonight , your hair , golden like the sun .",positive
So you 're a chef ?,neutral
I ’ m also thinking about opening up my own restaurant .,positive
"Oh , really .",positive
"Monica , can I talk to you behind my menu , please. What are you doing ?",neutral
"Well , I was having a conversation .",neutral
"Yeah but , Mischa is so interested in you , that Sergei and I haven ’ t been able to say two words to each other .",negative
What do you want me to do ? Just sit here silently while you three have a conversation ?,negative
That would be great. Thank you .,neutral
so we finally get to the top of the mountain and airhead here forgets the camera !,negative
"Oh , y'know the same thing happened to me one time .",neutral
When did that happen to you ? !,positive
Do n't you remember when we were jogging in the park and we saw that really pretty bird and wanted to take a picture—I did n't have my camera !,neutral
"Oh yeah. First off all , chasing the Churo guy is n't jogging .",negative
"Oh , this is so good you have got to try it .",positive
"Oh , damn ! I got it on my pants .",negative
"Here , I 'll get it .",neutral
We 'd better take these pants off upstairs or that stain 's gon na set .,neutral
Yep. I 'm gon na wear these on our date tonight .,positive
"Oh , great !",positive
"Okay , bye ! Oh my God ! !",positive
That was unbelievable !,positive
"Yeah , wow , sorry Rach .",negative
I do n't believe they 're brother and sister .,positive
They 're brother and sister ! ! !,positive
Action !,neutral
I found the picture !,negative
What picture ? !,positive
The picture of my wife ! In your pack !,negative
You went through my personal property ?,negative
Why do have a picture of Paulette in your pack ? !,negative
"Because Vincent , we were lovers. For two years !",negative
Cut ! Wonderful !,positive
Great scene yeah ?,positive
"Oh you ’ re awesome ! And , in that last speech ? You soaked me .",positive
Here ’ s your call sheet for tomorrow .,neutral
I know .,neutral
"So Chandler , your parents must ’ ve been thrilled when you told them you were engaged .",positive
"Oh yeah , I should probably call them .",neutral
I remember when we first got engaged .,positive
"Oh , I don ’ t think I ever heard that story .",neutral
"Well , I ’ d gotten Judy pregnant. I still don ’ t know how that happened .",positive
You don ’ t know how that happened ? ! Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy !,negative
What a sweet story .,neutral
"Well , at least you ’ re not hearing it for the first time at your fifth grade Halloween party .",negative
What ? ! They wanted a scary story !,positive
"Anyway , we ’ re really excited about our wedding plans , and well I guess pretty soon we ’ ll be making a big withdrawal from the Monica wedding fund .",positive
What ?,positive
"You tell her Jack , I can ’ t do it .",negative
What happened ? You still have the Monica wedding fund don ’ t you ?,positive
"We have it. Only now , we call it the beach house .",neutral
"After applying the Waxine and linen strips to leg number one ,",neutral
Did that !,positive
Grasp one of the linen strips by its ‘ easy grab tab ’ and pull it off in one quick pain free motion .,neutral
Okay. Ow ! ! ! ! ! Ow-oh-oh !,positive
Was it not pain-free ?,positive
"No. It was painful. Oh my God , they should call it Pain-zine , now with a little wax .",negative
"Huh , well , the girls in the satin nighties on the commercial don ’ t seem to think it ’ s that bad .",neutral
That ’ s because their nerves are probably deadened from being so stupid .,negative
"But hey , y'know if you don ’ t believe me , please , by my guest .",neutral
Ow-ow-ow-ow ! Oh my God ! ! !,positive
"Now umm , remember I ’ m still learning .",neutral
"One , two , three , four !",neutral
You know the song ! Sing along !,positive
So ?,neutral
No !,negative
Oh my God ! That ’ s David !,positive
David who ?,neutral
"David the scientist guy , David that I was in love with , David who went to Russia and broke my heart David !",negative
Oh my God !,positive
"Oh , you say someone ’ s name enough , they turn around .",neutral
Phoebe ?,positive
David ! What-what are you doing here ? Aren ’ t you supposed to be in Russia ?,positive
"Yeah , I ’ m just , I ’ m just in town for a conference. Umm ,",neutral
Well… Yeah. You look great too. Did you get a haircut ?,positive
Yeah. Well I-I got like thirty of them .,neutral
Yeah .,neutral
Yes ! Santa 's coming !,positive
"Hey , uh , I ’ m really , really sorry about what happened in the cafeteria today .",negative
"It ’ s no big deal. Hey , y ’ know , you do what you got ta do. Right ?",neutral
"But hey , it ’ s not just me , I mean the scientists and the tour guides",neutral
Whatever .,neutral
"Okay , Mon , back me up here .",neutral
"Where you work the uh , waiters eat with the waiters , right ?",neutral
"And the chefs eat with the other chefs , right ?",neutral
I eat by myself in the alley because everybody hates me .,negative
"Look , Ross , really it ’ s-it ’ s no big deal .",neutral
"Y ’ know you wear a white coat , I wear a blue blazer , if that means we can ’ t be friends at work , then so be it .",negative
"Y ’ know , hey I understand .",neutral
Y ’ know ?,neutral
"Hey , when I ’ m in a play and you ’ re in the audience , I don ’ t talk to you , right ?",neutral
"So it ’ s y ’ know , it ’ s uh , it ’ s cool .",neutral
I ’ ll see you tomorrow .,neutral
"Yeah , when we ’ re in the audience he doesn ’ t talk to us , but he does wave .",neutral
You did look like an idiot .,positive
"Hey , I was n't the only one who looked like an idiot .",neutral
All right ?,neutral
"Remember when Ross tried to say , `` Butternut squash ? ''",positive
"And it came out , `` Squatternut buash ? ''",positive
Yeah that 's the same .,neutral
That 's it. That 's my worse Thanksgiving .,negative
Oh wait ! That ca n't be the one Rachel 's talking about. She did n't even know that happened. So which one was it ?,neutral
"Umm , I-I really do n't want to tell this story .",negative
"Oh , come on Monica , reliving past pain and getting depressed is what Thanksgiving is all about .",neutral
"Y'know , for me anyway .",negative
"And of course , the Indians .",negative
"Look umm , of all people , you do not want me to tell this story !",negative
"Hi , guys .",neutral
Hi ! Phoebe .,positive
Hi Phoebe .,neutral
"I-I wanted to apologise if I—y ’ know seemed a tad edgy yesterday at my shower. Y ’ know it ’ s just the hormones , y ’ know .",negative
No we,neutral
Hormones .,neutral
"hormones , yeah .",neutral
Your parents ’ ?,neutral
"Yeah , they ’ re out of town .",neutral
Ohh .,positive
"Yeah-yeah , it ’ s this",neutral
Yeah that works .,neutral
They-they-they can smell fear .,negative
Bing ! Ho ! And the Bing-ette !,positive
"Honey , you remember my boss Doug right ?",neutral
"Yes , hi .",neutral
"Hi. So good news , the divorce is final. I signed the papers this A.M .",positive
"I didn ’ t know you and Carol were getting divorced , I ’ m sorry .",negative
"Sorry ? Finally chewed my leg out of that bear trap. Hey , congratulations to you guys though !",positive
No leg-chewing for us sir .,neutral
"Oh well , give it time .",neutral
"So the divorce , the marriage , we ’ ve got a lot to celebrate .",positive
How about we all go out to dinner tomorrow night ?,neutral
"Tomorrow night it is then , I should be out of court by six .",positive
They keep throwing these sexual harassment cases at me and I keep knocking them out of the park !,positive
"Okay , I ’ ll see you tomorrow !",positive
"Just so you know , we ’ re not seeing him tomorrow .",neutral
I-I can not spend another evening with that man .,negative
Do you remember how he behaved at our wedding ?,negative
No .,neutral
That ’ s because he wasn ’ t invited because of the way he behaved at our engagement party .,negative
"Oh yeah. Boy , urine cuts",negative
"Now maybe you just like wan na but the whole duck in there ! Who cares , y'know ? Now I got the legs",neutral
"How many times have I told you guys , you",neutral
Hi Chandler .,neutral
Hey !,neutral
"Uh , listen , I need that broiling pan that Joey borrowed the other day .",neutral
"Oh that was yours ? Uh , yeah , we used it when the duck was throwing up caterpillars .",negative
William Sonoma,neutral
Expect it in 4-6 weeks .,neutral
"Umm , hey , umm , Joey 's gon na be at the telethon for the rest of the day , we have the whole place to ourselves .",neutral
"Yeah , so ?",neutral
"Well I just , thought maybe you 'd wan na book some time with the best you 'd ever had .",neutral
"Y'know what , champ ? I think I 'll pass .",neutral
Why ?,positive
Why ?,neutral
What 's your point ?,neutral
"So uh , what ’ s your name ?",neutral
It 's Jake .,neutral
"Joey. Hey Jake , do you like the Knicks ?",neutral
"Yeah , big fan .",neutral
"Me too ! There ’ s a game on Tuesday , do you wan na go ?",positive
Yeah that would be great ! Let me make sure I ’ m not doing anything Tuesday .,positive
Ugh. Ross !,negative
Hi ! Sorry I ’ m late. Were you sleeping ?,neutral
"Ahh , nooo ! !",positive
"Oh , great !",positive
"Listen , oh I had to get you a whole new battery .",neutral
"I got you the best one I could , ‘ cause that ’ s not where you want to skimp .",neutral
"You ’ re a genius , Ross .",positive
"Yeah , well it came to about $ 112 , but what the hell , just call it an even 110 ?",neutral
"Okay , I ’ ll pay you tomorrow .",neutral
"So they ah , they all took off , it was pretty hard watching them go , y'know ?",negative
"Yeah , okay , bye .",neutral
So I ’ m gon na take off then !,neutral
"Hey ! Oh right , tonight was your party .",positive
"Oh wow , you look great ! Glad you could make it .",positive
"Oh well , y'know , the gala had to end sometime .",neutral
"Do n't go anywhere , I 'll be right back .",neutral
"Yeah , sure. All right , whose court is the ball in now ?",neutral
I thought there was n't a ball ?,neutral
"Oh , come on ! He 's glad that I came , he does n't want me to go anywhere , balls flying all over the place !",neutral
"Rachel , this is my friend Tom .",neutral
"Oh , go on ! You telling people about me ?",positive
You two could really hit it off ! I 'm gon na go mingle .,positive
So you work at,neutral
"Yeah , okay , at ease solider !",neutral
I 'm sorry ?,positive
"No , it 's all right , you can just drop the act Tommy .",neutral
"I 'm gon na go talk to uh , a friend .",negative
"Yeah , yeah , you go talk to your friend. You tell him , `` Nice try . ''",negative
Man ! He just keeps lobbing them up and I just keep knocking them right out of the park !,positive
I think I need a drink .,neutral
Yeah !,positive
"Hey , Pheebs ?",neutral
"No , I ca n't talk to you ! I do n't have a fancy ad in the Yellow Pages !",negative
"Look , Pheebs , I just , I wan na apologize for , for saying that your method was stupid and-and maybe ask you to be my teacher again .",negative
"And-and I promise , I wo n't touch a guitar until you say I 'm ready .",neutral
You really think I 'm ready ?,positive
Uh-huh !,positive
Wow ! Cool !,positive
Was the chord at least right,neutral
No !,negative
"Well , this has been fun .",neutral
"Yes. Yes , thanks for letting me use your phone ... and for saving my life .",positive
"Well , goodbye Chandler. I had a great blackout. See ya .",neutral
"Hi , um , I 'm account number 7143457 .",neutral
"And , uh , I do n't know if you got any of that , but I would really like a copy of the tape .",neutral
We ’ re beginning to see a lot of layering of sheer fabrics and colours. For instance a sheer navy blouse over a pink ....,neutral
I ’ m really glad we came. You ’ re so pretty. I love you .,positive
"Okay , that ’ s a fire. Oh yeah. Oh yeah .",neutral
"Excuse me , I ’ m sorry , I ’ m gon na have to call you back , I ’ ve got a Schemp in my office .",neutral
What are you doing ?,neutral
I ’ m sorry .,neutral
"But ah , hey , oh , somebody ’ s off the phone , how ‘ bout a glass of wine by the fire , I could get it going again .",neutral
"Ross you ’ re not listening to me , I don ’ t have time to stop .",neutral
"Come on Rach , you don ’ t have what , ten minutes ?",neutral
I don ’ t have ten minutes ! !,negative
"What ? Sophie , does she have ten minutes ?",neutral
"Hey , Ross ! ! ! I told you I don ’ t !",negative
"Don ’ t yell at me okay , this is the most I ’ ve seen you all week .",negative
"Look , I can not do this right now , okay , I ’ ve got a deadline , would you just go home , I ’ ll talk to you later .",neutral
"Yeah , but wait ...",neutral
Good bye !,neutral
"Actually , that ’ s our three hole punch .",neutral
Oh yeah ? When ?,positive
I 'll tell you what .,neutral
"When we 're 40 , if neither one of us are married , what do you say you and I get together and have one ?",neutral
Why wo n't I be married when I 'm 40 ?,positive
"Oh , no , no. I just meant hypothetically .",neutral
"Ok , hypothetically , why wo n't I be married when I 'm 40 ?",negative
"No , no , no .",neutral
What is it ? Is there something fundamentally unmarriable about me ?,negative
"Uh , uh .",neutral
Well ?,positive
Dear God ! This parachute is a knapsack !,positive
Hey .,neutral
"Hey. Ooh , look at you , dressy-dress .",positive
Did you go home and change ?,positive
"Yeah , well , it 's an important day. I wan na look nice. Um , has uh Dr. Franzblau been by ?",neutral
"No , I have n't seen him .",neutral
"Well , where is he ? He is supposed to be here. What if the baby needs him ?",positive
"Rachel , what is the deal with you and doctors , anyway ? Was , like , your father a doctor ?",neutral
"Yeah , why ?",neutral
No reason .,neutral
I 'm the holiday armadillo ! I 'm a friend of Santa 's and he sent me here to wish you a Merry Christmas !,positive
"What happened to Santa , Holiday Armadillo ?",positive
"Yes ! Yes ! Please , just give it to me !",positive
"Yeah , that ’ s her .",neutral
Thank you .,neutral
It ’ s unbelievable ! I-I can ’ t believe that sign didn ’ t work !,positive
Y ’ know what would work ?,neutral
Stop making candy !,negative
You mean they like you .,neutral
Maybe .,neutral
Is that why you became a chef ? So that people would like you ?,positive
"Oh , you really want to talk about getting people to like you huh , funny man ?",negative
"We were on the platform , ready to dance the world into the new Millennium , and the guy yelled ‘ CUT ! ’",negative
"Uh , wait , so you guys are telling me you actually did the routine from eighth grade ?",positive
"Yeah. But of course we had to update it a little bit. Hey , by the way , great thinking about catching me !",positive
‘ Cos I was gon na say there ’ s no way you could ’ ve done the end the way you guys did it back then !,positive
What ? We could do it !,positive
"I don ’ t know , I mean you were a lot bigger , I mean , stronger back then .",positive
"I can do it , okay ? Come on , let ’ s go .",neutral
"1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8",neutral
I can ’ t do it !,negative
"Now you do that , you ’ re on TV .",neutral
Hey !,positive
"So , what are you guys in the market for ? We ’ ve got uh , scarves , tulip post cards ...",neutral
Check this out ? Huh ? Yeah. That ’ s the stuff. What do you think ?,neutral
"Well , I don ’ t have to buy that , `` I ’ m with stupid '' T-shirt anymore .",neutral
"Well , I like it. Here you go .",neutral
"All right , look , you ’ re not really gon na buy that are you ? Don ’ t you think you ’ ve embarrassed me enough for one day ?",negative
"Oh , I embarrass you ?",positive
How can I answer that when I ’ m pretending I don ’ t know you ?,neutral
Oh really ? Then how come no one here is wearing them ?,neutral
They ’ re all tourists .,neutral
"All right , look , if you insist on wearing that , in public , y ’ know , you ’ re gon na spend the rest of the afternoon all by yourself .",negative
Oh yeah ? If you ’ re gon na make me choose between you and the hat ? I choose the hat .,neutral
Good choice .,negative
Thanks .,positive
"Okay , wait. All right , that ’ s it , okay , I ’ m out of here. I am not going to be embarrassed anymore !",negative
"So ! I 'm just an empty vase , huh ?",positive
What ?,positive
"Y'know , so I do n't read as many important books as you do , and I do n't write trick poems that seem to be about one thing but are actually about something else .",negative
"And y'know what , I get excited about stupid stuff , like when I my",neutral
"Whoa , whoa , whoa .",positive
You do n't even know me ...,negative
"Whoa , whoa , whoa , the poem is not about you .",positive
What ?,positive
"The Empty Vase is not about you. My baby , you make me so sad that you would think this .",negative
"I 'm sorry , my friend Phoebe ...",negative
"No , it 's about all women. Well , all American women. You feel better now ?",neutral
Oh yeah .,neutral
"Okay , forward. Forward—Stop ! Okay , back—Stop ! Okay , forward—Stop ! Stop ! Stop !",neutral
"Okay , here ’ s what we ’ re gon na do .",neutral
"Okay , I ’ m gon na break into this mini-van and put it in neutral .",neutral
You guys push it forward so Ross can drive out of his spot .,neutral
Okay ?,neutral
"All right , here we go .",neutral
Haul ass ! ! !,neutral
"So it said that by the year 2030 , there 'll be computers that can carry out the same number of functions as an actual human brain .",neutral
So theoretically we could download our thoughts and our memories into this computer ...,neutral
... and live forever as a machine !,positive
"That 's so Janine , you-you-you know what , do you know we 're doing right now ?",positive
"You and I , we 're interfacing .",neutral
"Yeah , I got ta go .",negative
Ba dum bumb cheshhh !,positive
"David , can you help me ? ! I 'm trying to explain to Chandler how a plane stays in the air .",neutral
"Oh , certainly. That 's a combination of Bernoulli 's principle and Newton 's third law of motion .",neutral
See ?,neutral
"Yeah , that 's the same as `` it has something to do with wind '' .",negative
"Alright , I 'm gon na go pick up a few things for the trip .",neutral
"Oh , I should go , too .",neutral
"Oh , now ... tomorrow do you guys wan na share a cab to the airport or should Mike and I just meet you there .",neutral
"Oh ... Mike 's sister just invited me to a party tonight , he 's gon na be there .",negative
"And she was like `` Oh , do n't worry !",negative
I asked him .,neutral
He 's totally ok with seeing you ! '' .,negative
So now I have to go so he 'll think that I 'm totally ok with seeing him !,positive
"Which you 're not , because you 've totally hung up on him !",negative
Exactly !,neutral
And you 're gon na want him to eat his heart out so you 're gon na have to look fabulous !,neutral
"I did n't even think about that ! Aaargh ,",negative
"Hey Pheebs , I'm-I 'm taking Charlie shopping , why do n't you come and I 'll help you find something .",neutral
"Ok , that 'll be great !",positive
"Oh , ai n't that nice ? The three of you trying on slutty lingerie together .",negative
That 's not what we 're gon na do !,negative
"Why would you ruin it , who was that hurtin ' ?",negative
"Julie hi ! Chandler Bing , I , I guess you remember me .",positive
Hello Skidmark .,neutral
"It ’ s a nickname , I ’ ll explain later .",neutral
It ’ s pretty clear .,neutral
"Ah , uh , I owe you a long overdue apology. I never should have broken up with you because you were overweight .",neutral
That ’ s why you broke up with me ?,positive
"You-you-you didn ’ t know that. Well , I guess my work here is done !",negative
Ni-chou chi-ma !,positive
"Ross ! Excuse me , pardon me , excuse me ....",positive
Hi everyone .,neutral
"I just , I wanted to thank you for our uh , our little talk before .",neutral
"Well , I was going to , but after I talked to you , I talked to Joey .",neutral
"What did , what did he say ?",negative
"Basically he told me to get over myself and just do it , ya know .",neutral
"So I though about what you said and I though about what he said and , well , his way I get to have sex tonight so .",neutral
"Oh , great !",positive
"We couldn ’ t keep our eyes off each other all night and then every once and a while y ’ know , he ’ d kinda lean over and stroke my hair and touch my neck .",positive
"Okay , stop it Phoebe , you ’ re getting me all tingly .",positive
"All I could think of was y ’ know , `` Is he gon na kiss me ? Is he gon na kiss me ? ''",positive
And did he ?,neutral
"I ’ m a lady Monica , I don ’ t kiss and tell. But this hickey speaks for itself .",positive
"Okay-okay , I got it. I got it .",neutral
I just like him so much that I just feel like I ’ ve had 10 drinks today and I ’ ve only had six .,positive
"Oh , I haven ’ t had that feeling since I first started going out with Chandler .",positive
"Wow , I ’ m never gon na have that feeling again , am I ?",negative
You sound like a guy .,negative
"No , a guy would be saying , `` I ’ m never gon na get to sleep with anyone else . ''",negative
Oh my God !,positive
I ’ m never gon na get to sleep with anyone else !,negative
I ’ ve been so busy planning the wedding that I forgot about all the things that I ’ d be giving up !,positive
"I mean , I…I ’ m never gon na have a first kiss again .",negative
You ’ ll have a last kiss .,neutral
Thank you so much for coming back over .,positive
"Oh good , you ’ re here. Yeah , and I was worried that it was going to be uncomfortable .",negative
"I know Mona , just hear me out .",neutral
"First of all , I ’ m so sorry about my father yelling at you , but I heard you totally held your own .",neutral
You ’ re gon na have to tell me how you did that .,neutral
Focus .,neutral
"Okay. Um…But—Okay , yes Ross and I used to date. And yes we are gon na have a baby. But we are",neutral
All right where ’ s that turkey !,neutral
Joey ! Those are my maternity pants !,positive
Not now ! These are my Thanksgiving pants !,positive
No .,neutral
No !,negative
"Oh , would you look at that Monica ?",positive
"I just knocked off all of your top scores , how sad .",positive
"Okay , I ’ m next. Don ’ t ! Don ’ t start another game ! I said I ’ m next ! Phoebe !",negative
"Oh , I ’ m sorry. I didn ’ t hear you over all the winning .",positive
Chandler ! Phoebe ’ s hogging the game !,negative
Remember I had to leave the room the other day when you had that roast chicken ?,neutral
Yeah. But I thought that was because I put the whole thing on my hand and made it walk across the table .,neutral
"Anyway , it just doesn ’ t seem worth it to make a whole turkey for just three people. Okay ? It ’ s a lot of work .",neutral
But you got ta have turkey on Thanksgiving !,positive
"I mean , Thanksgiving with no turkey is like-like Fourth of July with no apple pie !",negative
Or Friday with no two pizzas !,negative
All right fine ! If it means that much to you ! But just—there ’ s gon na be a ton left over .,negative
No there won ’ t ! I promise I will finish that turkey !,positive
"All right , you ’ re telling me you can eat an entire turkey in just one sitting ?",neutral
That ’ s right !,positive
‘ Cause I ’ m a Tribbiani !,positive
And this is what we do !,neutral
We can eat !,positive
"Wow ! It 's huge ! It 's so much bigger than the cubicle. Oh , this is a cube .",positive
Look at this !,positive
Oh ! You have a window !,positive
Yes indeedy ! With a beautiful view of ...,positive
Oh look ! That guy 's peeing !,positive
Hi .,neutral
Hi .,neutral
"Y'know what ? I can not do this with my left hand ! Would you please , help me with this too ?",negative
Okay. Let ’ s use this brush .,neutral
Okay. This stuff ?,neutral
Yeah .,neutral
All right .,neutral
"Careful. Light. Okay , do you know how , just sweep it across the lid. Okay ? Just sweep it .",neutral
Okay-Dokey,negative
Where exactly is your zoo ?,neutral
"Well , it 's technically not a zoo per se , it 's more of an interactive wildlife experience .",neutral
"Let me ask you some questions about , is it , uh , Marcel ?",neutral
Yes .,neutral
"Does he , uh , fight with other animals ?",neutral
"No-no , he 's , he 's very docile .",neutral
Even if he were ... cornered ?,neutral
"Well I , I do n't know. Why ?",neutral
"Uh , how is he at handling small objects ?",neutral
"He can hold a banana , if that 's whatcha mean ...",neutral
"How about a hammer , or a small blade ?",neutral
Otherwise it 's just cruel .,neutral
"He- he- he got in , he- he got in to San Diego .",positive
"We , we come back from our walk and the- the phone was ringing ...",neutral
... He 's in .,neutral
"He 's in ! Oh , did you hear that , Marcel ? San Diego. San Diego !",positive
You 're making a big mistake here .,negative
"I mean , San Diego 's all well and good , but if you give him to me , I 'll start him off against a blind rabbit and give you twenty percent of the gains .",neutral
My specimen is in the room and I just want to thank whoever knocked on the door while I was in there .,neutral
Really helped speed the process along !,positive
Janice !,positive
You 're not ... gone ?,positive
Sid is still in his room .,neutral
I do n't allow porn at home so this is like a vacation for him .,positive
So did you do it ?,positive
Did you make your deposit ?,neutral
Yeah ! yeah ... The hard part is over !,positive
"That 's not the hard part honey ! The hard part is what comes next , I mean are n't you worried about the results ?",negative
I have n't ... I have n't even thought about the results yet ... I just assumed that everything was gon na be ok .,positive
"Oh ! Well , you know what ? It probably is .",neutral
"Phoebe , where 's your purse ?",negative
"No , no ! Give it to me !",negative
You ca n't have it .,negative
Give it to me !,negative
No,negative
I 'll go in there .,negative
Oh yeah .,negative
Phoebe come here,neutral
Haha !,positive
Damn you Monica Geller hyphen Bing !,negative
"What we did was wrong. Oh god , I just had sex with somebody that was n't alive during the Bicentennial .",negative
I just had sex .,neutral
"Ethan , focus. How could you not tell me ?",positive
"Well , you never told me how old you were .",neutral
"Well , that 's different. My lie did n't make one of us a felon in 48 states. What were you thinking ?",negative
I was n't thinking. I was too busy fallin ' ...,positive
Do n't say it .,negative
... in love with you .,positive
Really ?,positive
Sorry .,negative
"Well , fall out of it .",negative
"You know , you should n't even be here , it 's a school night .",negative
"Oh god , oh god .",positive
I 'm like those women that you see with shiny guys named Chad .,negative
I 'm Joan Collins .,negative
Who ?,neutral
"That ’ s right , still no baby ! Come on people ! Please make some room !",negative
"Uh sweetie , maybe you ’ d be more comfortable here ?",neutral
You. Like you haven ’ t done enough .,negative
"Look , I-I know how miserable you are , I wish there was something I can do .",neutral
I mean I wish I were a seahorse .,neutral
"Because with seahorses it ’ s the male , they carry the babies .",neutral
"And then also umm , I ’ d be far away in the sea .",negative
God. I have never been so uncomfortable in my entire life !,positive
"Oh I know , I ’ ve been there. I remember toward the end",neutral
"Oh Phoebe , that ’ s a great story .",neutral
Can you tell it to me when you ’ re getting me some iced tea ?,negative
"Oh God , get out !",negative
Get out ! !,negative
Get out ! !,negative
Get out !,negative
Let ’ s .,neutral
"All right , I know ! I know. Yeah , it ’ ll be okay .",positive
Oh my God….What ’ s he gon na do now ?,negative
I can ’ t watch !,negative
Oh .,neutral
"Seriously , how can you watch this ?",negative
Aren ’ t you scared ?,negative
Terrified .,negative
Oh-hey-hey-hey ! There you are !,positive
"Umm , listen there 's something I think you should know .",neutral
"Oh , is this about you-you dating the nurse ?",positive
"Yeah , Joey already told me , and I am so-so fine .",neutral
"I mean , you and I we 're just , y'know , we 're nothing , we 're goofin ' around .",neutral
"Umm , actually I was about to tell you that I was , I was going to get out of it , but hey , if we 're just goofing around then uh , maybe I",neutral
Fine ! Maybe I will too !,positive
"Well , it was quite large. I-I-I-I-I had to throw most of it away .",negative
You-you-you-you threw my sandwich away !,negative
MY SANDWICH ? ! ! !,negative
MY SANDWICH ! ! ! ! ! !,negative
"What ’ s the matter , Pheebs ?",neutral
She cancelled ! My namesake cancelled on me !,negative
What ? !,positive
"Yeah , she clamed she had to go out of town suddenly .",negative
"She ’ s avoiding me , she doesn ’ t want to tell me where my Father is .",negative
"She knows , and she won ’ t tell me .",negative
"Aww Pheebs , that sucks !",negative
"Yeah , well , don ’ t “ Aww Pheebs , that sucks ! ” me yet .",negative
Where ya going ?,neutral
"Well , she ’ s out of town so , there ’ s got ta be something in her house that tells me where my Father is .",neutral
"Uh , Pheebs , some people call that breaking and entering .",negative
"Well , are any of those people here ? !",negative
"Oh my God , so do I !",positive
"I knew it , wow ! !",positive
"Wait-wait-wait , wait ! Puppies. Cute or ugly ?",neutral
"Ohh , so cute .",positive
"Uh-huh , well ! But umm , still I ’ m-I ’ m mad at you .",negative
I know. I ’ m mad at me too .,negative
"Well umm , do you wan na get something to eat ? I ’ m kinda hungry .",neutral
Hey ! Me too !,positive
"All right , stop it. Now you ’ re just doing it to freak me out .",negative
"Ok , you can do this .",neutral
It 's just like pulling off a Band-aid .,neutral
"Just do it really fast , and then the wound is exposed .",neutral
"Janice. Hi , Janice. Ok , here we go. I do n't think we should go out anymore. Janice .",negative
"All right. Well , there you go. Stop it , stop it , stop it .",negative
Oh my God ! That guy at the counter is totally checking you out !,positive
"Really ? My God , he ’ s really cute .",positive
Go for it .,neutral
"Phoebe , I ’ m engaged !",positive
"I ’ m just saying , get his number just in case .",neutral
But no : Chandler is in an accident and can ’ t perform sexually and he would want you to take a lover to satisfy the needs that he can no longer fulfill .,neutral
"Op , can I just tell you something ? Very flattered but umm , I ’ m engaged .",positive
Well you should be embarrassed .,negative
"I did , but that was really fun .",positive
Hey .,neutral
Chandler. I sensed it was you .,neutral
What ? !,positive
Unagi. I ’ m always aware .,neutral
"Okay , are you aware unagi is an eel ?",positive
What ’ s up ?,neutral
I can ’ t figure out what to make Monica .,neutral
"Oh , why don ’ t you make her one of your little jokes .",negative
I ’ m going crazy ! Okay ? Do you have any thing around here that looks homemade ?,negative
Y ’ know what ?,neutral
She ’ d-she ’ d love this .,neutral
"Uh , it ’ s an exact replica of Apollo 8 .",neutral
I made it in the sixth grade .,neutral
"Yeah , I guess I could use that. I could say that your love sends me to the moon .",neutral
"Yeah-yeah , except Apollo 8 didn ’ t actually land on the moon .",neutral
"But you-you-you could write that umm , your love lets me orbit the moon twice and return safely .",positive
"Wait a minute , I can ’ t give this to her .",neutral
Why not ?,neutral
Because it says `` Captain Ross '' on the side and `` I hate Monica '' on the bottom .,neutral
Oh. Oh I just can not believe Clark stood me up !,negative
He might still show up .,neutral
"Oh , what are you , stupid ? It ’ s been three hours .",negative
Is that all ?,neutral
"I should just go on to happier things , okay ? Umm , why don ’ t you tell about your lovely wedding ?",negative
"Well actually uh , there was something we wanted to tell you about the wedding .",neutral
"Um , it ’ s going to be a small ceremony .",neutral
"Uh , tiny !",positive
We ’ re not even sure why we ’ re having it .,neutral
It ’ s actually going to be just family .,neutral
"Oh…wait…you two think of me as family ? ! Oh , I have to ask you something now and be honest ; do you want me to sing",positive
"Come here to me. No-no , you come here to me .",neutral
Hey Ross ! I brought reinforcements .,positive
"Oh great ! What , you brought Joey ?",positive
"Well , I brought the next best thing .",neutral
Whoa ! Y'know what Katie ? I got ta tell ya I-I-I-I think you are the one who is too much .,positive
"Ohh , Joey has the nicest friends !",positive
"Ohh , and the nicest girlfriend !",positive
You 're so sweet !,positive
"Ohh , you 're so sweet !",positive
"Oww ! ! ! ! Joey , she just kicked me .",positive
Huh .,neutral
Well ? Are n't you gon na do something ?,neutral
Uhh… .,neutral
"You 'd better do something , or I 'm gon na walk out that door right now ! Well ? Are you gon na ?",negative
Nah .,neutral
"How could you pick up a hitchhiker ? ! He could be a rape— , a rapist or a killer or something !",negative
Don ’ t you think I asked him that before he got in ? !,positive
"Y ’ know what ? I ’ m not talking to you ! You go back to sleep ! And you , are you a rapist ? !",negative
No !,negative
Do you like car games ?,neutral
"Yeah , y ’ know the license plate game ?",neutral
I,neutral
"Ooh , I ’ ll play ! I ’ ll play !",positive
No-No ! You need your sleep. Night-night ! Shh !,negative
"Pheebs , can you help me pick out an engagement ring for Monica ?",neutral
I can ’ t figure this out !,negative
It ’ s so hard !,negative
Should I get her a Tiffany cut or a Princess cut or a—ah-ah !,negative
Paper cut !,negative
"Now , have you told anyone else ?",neutral
"No , I don ’ t want to tell anybody else because I don ’ t want Monica to find out .",neutral
You told me .,positive
"Well , it ’ s because I trust you , you ’ re one of my best friends , and you walked in on me when I was looking at ring brochures .",negative
"Yeah well , once again not knocking pays off. I only wish you hadn ’ t been on the toilet .",positive
Me too .,neutral
Hey .,neutral
Hey .,neutral
"Hey ! So Chandler , wan na go to the coffeehouse ?",positive
Oh all right .,neutral
"Oh perfect , we were just gon na see if you wanted to go .",neutral
"Oh well , we don ’ t because we got…the…other pl-place .",neutral
How rude .,negative
"Oh , I ’ m sorry. You wan na bite ?",positive
"The stripper stole the ring ! ! The stripper stole the ring ! ! Chandler ! Chandler , get up ! Get up ! The stripper stole the ring !",positive
What ?,positive
The ring is gone !,positive
Ugh .,negative
"Just a sec , give me a minute to wake up for this—Ah-ha-ha ! !",neutral
You lost the ring !,positive
You ’ re the worst best man ever !,negative
"Dude , this isn ’ t funny !",negative
What am I gon na do ? !,negative
"I go to bed last night , everything ’ s cool !",positive
"I wake up this morning , the stripper ’ s gone and the ring is gone !",negative
You slept with the stripper ?,positive
Of course ! !,negative
What difference does that make ? !,negative
"Well , I 'm just—if the paste matches the pants , you can make yourself a pair of paste pants and she wo n't know the difference !",negative
"Joey , do you have a minute ?",neutral
"Dude , what am I gon na",negative
"Uh , Rachel 's here , so good luck man , let me know how it works out .",negative
"Oh , Joey , I have such a problem !",negative
"Oh well , you 're timing could n't be better. I am putting out fires all over the place .",neutral
"Okay. Okay. Okay. Joey , I have",neutral
"What-what is it , what is it ?",neutral
"Oh my God , it 's so huge , but you just have to promise me that you can not tell anyone .",positive
"Oh no , no-no-no-no ! I do n't want to know !",negative
"Yes ! Yes ! Yes , you do want to know ! This is unbelievable !",negative
"I do n't care , Rach ! Look , I am tired of being the guy who knows all the secrets but ca n't tell anyone !",negative
What ? What secrets ? You know secrets ? What are they ?,positive
And you 're not supposed to be gossiping ! !,negative
"I know , I know ! I just ca n't keep this one in , so I pick up the phone",negative
I 'm not listening to you !,negative
Oh ! Yay ! Look ! There ’ s a piece that doesn ’ t have floor on it !,positive
"Hey , come on now !",negative
"All right , what are we havin ’ ?",neutral
"Uhh , I don ’ t believe in these crazy diets y ’ know , just everything in moderation .",neutral
I ’ ll take those to go. For the kids .,neutral
"Oh , I know what I wanted to ask you. You were on the show years ago and then they killed you off. What happened there ?",neutral
"It was so stupid , I said some stuff in an interview that I shouldn ’ t have said .",negative
"But believe me , that ’ s not gon na happen today .",neutral
"Understood. So , what ’ d you say back then ?",neutral
"Well , I said that I",neutral
Ha !,neutral
So you like the drums !,positive
"That 's , that 's great !",positive
"Y ’ know , I was worried , that , you know , they would maybe an unbearable living situation .",neutral
"All right , okay , well , apparently not !",negative
"So , yay !",positive
"Hey-hey , Pheebs , check it out , we already learned a song. Ready ? One , two , three , four ...",neutral
Tequila ! !,positive
That 's fun .,positive
"Whoa-whoa , Treeger made you cry ?",positive
Yes ! And he said really mean things that were only partly true .,negative
I ’ m gon na go down there and teach that guy a lesson .,negative
"Joey , please don ’ t do that. I think it ’ s best that we just forget about it .",negative
"That ’ s easy for you to say , you weren ’ t almost just killed .",negative
"All right that ’ s it , school is in session !",neutral
My God ! Is this a gym card ?,positive
"Oh yeah , gym member. I try to go four times a week , but I ’ ve missed the last 1200 times .",neutral
So why don ’ t you quit ?,neutral
You don ’ t think I ’ ve tried ? You think I,positive
Who is Maria ?,neutral
"Oh Maria. You can ’ t say no to her , she ’ s like this lycra spandex covered gym…treat .",positive
You need me to go down there with you and hold your hand ?,neutral
No !,negative
So you ’ re strong enough to face her on your own ?,neutral
"Oh no , you ’ ll have to come .",negative
"Pheebs , I don ’ t think anyone 's mad about that .",neutral
Exactly ! Because it 's in the past !,negative
Anybody gon na eat that ?,neutral
Pheebs !,positive
Hey !,positive
"Listen , you know how uh , when you ’ re wearing pants and you lean forward I check out your underwear ?",neutral
Yeah !,neutral
"Well , when Jake did it I saw that…he was wearing women ’ s underwear !",positive
I know. They were mine .,neutral
"Oh. No ! No wait , that ’ s weird !",negative
"No , it ’ s not ! We were just goofing around and I dared him to try them on .",neutral
That ’ s weird !,negative
I ’ m wearing his briefs right now .,neutral
That ’ s…kinda hot .,positive
I think so too. And that little flap ? Great for holding my lipstick .,positive
"Yeah , I wouldn ’ t know about that .",neutral
And ! Y ’ know what Jake says ? That women ’ s underwear is actually more comfortable. And he loves the way the silk feels against his skin .,positive
"Yeah well next thing you know , he ’ ll be telling you that your high heels are good for his posture !",negative
There is nothing wrong with Jake ! Okay ? He is all man ! I ’ m thinking even more than you .,neutral
"Oh yeah , he looked like a real lumberjack in those pink lacys .",negative
I ’ m just saying that only a man completely secure with his masculinity could walk around in women ’ s underwear !,neutral
I don ’ t think you could ever do that .,neutral
Hey ! I,neutral
"Okay , whatever .",negative
Lusts of the flesh .,neutral
What ?,neutral
I don ’ t know. A cowboy theme ?,neutral
"Hey uh , is it okay to come in ?",neutral
"Of course ! Oh Joey , this ring I…it ’ s beautiful I love it !",positive
"Yeah uh look Rach , there ’ s something I got ta tell ya .",neutral
Hey !,positive
Hey ! Are you ready to try nursing again ?,neutral
"Yeah ! Hi Emma. Hey , why do you think she won ’ t take my breast ?",neutral
"It ’ s all right honey , it takes some babies a while to get it , but don ’ t worry. It ’ ll happen .",neutral
Yowza,negative
"Okay sweetie , you can do it. Just open up and put it in your mouth .",neutral
Dear Lord .,positive
"I ’ m sorry honey , what were you saying ?",neutral
"Oh uh-uh yeah , I think that…",neutral
Do you think my nipples are too big for her mouth ?,neutral
She looks scared .,neutral
Doesn ’ t she look scared ?,neutral
"Y ’ know , I don ’ t really know her .",neutral
Can you see my nipples through this shirt ?,neutral
"No. But do n't worry , I 'm sure they 're still there .",neutral
"Where are you going , Mr. Suity-Man ?",neutral
"Well , I have an appointment to see Dr. Robert Pillman , career counselor a-gogo. I added the `` a-gogo . ''",neutral
"Actually , tomorrow night kinda depends on how tonight goes .",neutral
"Oh , uh , listen , about tonight ...",negative
"No , no , no , do n't you dare bail on me .",negative
The only reason she 's goin ' out with me is because I said I could bring a friend for her friend .,neutral
"Yes , I know , but her friend sounds like such a ...",negative
Pathetic mess ?,neutral
"I know , but—come on , man , she 's needy , she 's vulnerable .",neutral
"I 'm thinkin ' , cha-ching !",positive
Thanks .,neutral
"Look , you have not been out with a woman since Janice .",neutral
You 're doin ' this .,neutral
Hi. She said yes .,neutral
"Yes ! Way to go , man ! Still got the egg , huh ?",positive
`` Happy birthday to you ! '',positive
You ’ re paying for that .,neutral
What ? No-no it ’ s her birthday !,positive
You ’ ve sung Happy Birthday to 20 different women today !,positive
But it really,neutral
You are no longer authorized to distribute birthday muffins .,neutral
Damnit !,negative
Rach ? Hi !,positive
Hi !,positive
Did you tell your sister to ask me out ?,neutral
Well yeah,neutral
Oh wow !,positive
"I mean , wow !",positive
"I mean , I-I-I think she ’ s cute but I-I would never have thought of going out with her , never !",neutral
Really ? !,positive
"Yeah but after you said it was okay , I figured , `` Why not ? ! ''",positive
Oh so-so not really never .,neutral
I have to say you are a much bigger person than I am .,neutral
"I mean after all we ’ ve been through , I just—y ’ know I wish I had a brother to reciprocate .",neutral
"Hey , if you ever want to go out with Monica , you have my blessing .",neutral
"Oh-ho , and mine !",positive
No-no wait-wait ! I can ’ t just let you hang up ! Just please talk to me .,negative
Well…I only have one thing to do today. I guess I could push it back .,neutral
"Yeah ! Now , why do you want to kill yourself ?",negative
"It ’ s just that I uh , have been working for ten years now at this meaningless , dead-end job and nobody here even knows I exist !",negative
Chandler ?,neutral
I-I ’ m sorry ?,negative
"No look , I-I ’ m sure that people know you exist !",negative
Oh yeah ?,negative
I work in a cubicle surrounded by people .,neutral
I ’ ve been talking to you for five minutes now about killing myself and no one ’ s even looked up from their desk .,negative
Hang-hang on .,neutral
Hey everybody !,neutral
"Uh , I ’ m gon na kill myself !",negative
I got nothing .,neutral
"Apparently , there ’ s like a million guys out there that can play Mac , and there ’ s only this one robot and this one guy who controls it !",positive
I didn ’ t know he could get me fired !,positive
What am I going to do ?,negative
"Well y ’ know Joey , you ’ re a pretty charming guy .",neutral
"Thanks , but I kinda have a problem to deal with here .",negative
"No sweetie , you ’ ve got to win over the guy that controls C.H.E.E.S.E. ! You ’ ve got to kiss some serious robot ass !",neutral
That ’ s not a bad idea .,neutral
"Okay , but if I got to turn on the charm tomorrow I ’ m not wasting anymore of it over here with you guys .",neutral
"Well , actually I got a little bit saved for you Pheebs .",positive
"So do you think uh , Joey ’ s more charming than me ?",neutral
Yeah ! That ’ s why I ’ m sleeping with him on the side .,negative
"Yeah , you wish .",neutral
`` You wish . '',positive
Why are you yelling ?,positive
"Whoa , that",neutral
"Whoa-whoa , what is it ?",positive
Well… It ’ s a date .,neutral
A date ? !,positive
"No , no Pheebs you-you must be mistaken , because I know you wouldn ’ t schedule a date on the same night you have plans with a friend !",positive
"Come on Joey , don ’ t make me feel badly about this .",negative
"No , I ’ m gon na ! !",negative
That ’ s right !,negative
"Yeah , you made me feel really guilty about goin ’ out with that girl !",negative
Like-like-like I did something terrible to you !,negative
"And now Pheebs , you ’ re doing the same thing !",negative
That—It ’ s not the same thing ! This is,negative
"Okay , well my girl from the other night was special. She was a scientist too !",negative
She was ?,positive
"Well , she graduated from high school !",negative
"Okay , whatever .",positive
Y ’ know what ?,neutral
"I don ’ t have time to convince you because he ’ s only here for four hours , and I ’ m gon na go see him !",negative
Fine !,negative
Yeah !,negative
Fine !,negative
Yeah !,negative
"What are you still doin ’ here ? ! I told you , lobster ravioli !",negative
"Sorry I 'm late , I was stuck at work. There was this big dinosaur .. thing .. anyway .",neutral
Hi .,neutral
"Ross , you remember Susan .",neutral
How could I forget ?,positive
Ross .,neutral
"Hello , Susan. Good shake. Good shake. So , uh , we 're just waiting for ... ?",negative
Dr. Oberman .,neutral
.. Dr. Oberman. Okay. And is he-,neutral
She .,neutral
"-she , of course , she- uh- familiar with our .. special situation ?",neutral
"Yes , and she 's very supportive .",neutral
"Okay , that 's great. No , I'm- Oh .",positive
Thanks .,neutral
"Quack , quack ..",neutral
Ross ? That opens my cervix .,positive
Barry ?,positive
C'mon in .,neutral
Are you sure ?,positive
"Yeah ! It 's fine , it 's fine. Robbie 's gon na be here for hours .",neutral
Huh ? !,positive
"So , how ya doin ?",neutral
Does she use the cups ? Yes ! I believe she does. Does she use the plates ? Yes ! I believe she does .,neutral
"Oh. Thank you. Ohhh , thank you very much. Oh , thank you for coming. Uh , just a second !",positive
"No-no , let me in !",negative
Phoebe ?,neutral
Yeah !,positive
Can you just hold on for one minute ?,neutral
"No , you have to let me in right now ! !",positive
Are you alone ?,neutral
Yes !,positive
All right .,neutral
Let go !,negative
No ! You let go !,negative
How come it ’ s always us left in the field holding the ball ?,positive
I don ’ t know. I guess the other people just don ’ t care enough .,neutral
Hey ! It ’ s starting to snow .,negative
Gim me the this !,negative
Let go !,negative
Y'know what ?,neutral
Umm ?,neutral
I bet ‘ ya ya I could fit in there .,neutral
I ’ ve got five bucks says you can ’ t .,neutral
"Shoot ! Shoot ! Shoot ! Shoot , or just fall down. That 's good too .",positive
Knick fan ?,neutral
"Oh , yeah .",neutral
"Oh , boy , do they suck .",negative
"Hey , listen , lady ....... whoa .",positive
"Look , look at your man , Ewing. Nice shot. You know what , he could n't hit water if he was standing on a boat .",negative
Oh yeah ? And who do you like ?,neutral
The Celtics .,neutral
"The Celtics ? Ha. They could n't hit a boat if ... wait. They suck , alright ?",negative
"Oh , shut up. You know , it 's a rebuilding year. You ... waah !",negative
"Wha ? Wha .. aa ? Let me get the father. Hey , we need a father over here ! We need a father !",negative
There is no father .,neutral
"Oh , oh , oh , sorry .",negative
"Oh , uh , ok. Right this way. All the other pregnant women seem to be goin ' in here .",neutral
Ok .,neutral
"Sweetheart , just gim me - gim me another chance , okay , we 'll start all over again. We 'll go back to Aruba .",negative
"Dr. Farber , we 've got a bit of an emergency here ... Jason Costalano is choking on his retainer .",negative
Oh God ...,negative
"I 'll be right there , Bernice .",neutral
"Look , please , please do n't go anywhere , okay ?",negative
Okay .,neutral
"Okay , we 'll be here !",neutral
Hating you !,negative
Did you see how he was sweating when he walked out of there ?,positive
"Listen honey , if I 'm hogging the ball too much you just jump right in there and take a couple punches because I 'm telling you , this feels",neutral
Yeah ... I 'm pretty sure I 'm still gon na marry him .,positive
"What are you talking about ? ! Mindy , the guy is the devil ! He 's Satan in a smock !",negative
"Look , I know he 's not perfect , but the truth is , at the end of the day , I still really wan na be Mrs. Dr. Barry Farber , D.D.S .",neutral
Oh God .,positive
I hope you can find some way to be happy for me. And I hope you 'll still be my maid of honor ... ?,negative
And I hope Barry does n't kill you and eat you in Aruba .,negative
"Listen , Robert ’ s gon na be here any second so , will one of you just tell him ?",neutral
Oh .,negative
"Please , right now , no , every time I see him it ’ s like ‘ Is it on the lose ? ’ ‘ Is it watching me ? ’",negative
"We can ’ t tell him , you can ’ t go up to a guy you barely know and talk about his .... stuff .",negative
"He ’ s right , even if it ’ s to say something complementary .",neutral
Hey !,positive
Hey .,neutral
"So are ready for the gym ? They ’ ve got this new rock climbing wall , we can spot each other .",neutral
"No , I can spot you from here .",neutral
What ?,positive
"Okay , listen Robert ...",neutral
I don ’ t have time for this .,negative
"No , that is what the game is .",neutral
Which you just gave up really quickly .,neutral
Have you seen Joey ?,neutral
What ’ s the matter ?,neutral
"Oh , just this ! Y ’ know what it ’ s my fault really , because the couch is usually where we",neutral
"Hey , does somebody wan na hand me one of those tiles .",neutral
What ’ s going on ?,positive
He ’ s retiling my floor .,neutral
Yo ! ! Spackel boy ! Get up !,neutral
"Ah-ah-ah , now you started this , you will finish it .",negative
He started mine first !,negative
"Build the unit Cinderelly , lay the tile Cinderelly .",negative
Come on Chloe ! Finish up with your customer first. Come on Chloe ! Come on Chloe ! !,positive
Can I help you ?,neutral
Uh-oh .,negative
"Uh , y'know what , we ’ re having second thoughts about our copying needs. And we ’ ll need a little more time to think about it .",neutral
"Chloe , switch with me , there ’ s some guys here that got a crush on you .",neutral
"Okay , that hurt us .",positive
Hi guys. I haven ’ t seen you since this morning .,neutral
"Well ah , ........ y'know .",neutral
"Hey , what are you guys doing tomorrow night ?",neutral
Both of us ?,positive
Maybe. Does that scare ya ?,neutral
Relax. It ’ s just Issac ’ s D.J.-ing at the Philly. You should come .,neutral
We ’ ll be there .,positive
"Great. I ’ ll ah , see ya then .",positive
"All right , rock on .",positive
"Umm , candles , champagne , yeah anniversaries are great .",positive
"‘ Cause you know love lasts forever , y'know .",positive
"Nothing like it in this lifetime , money in the bank , so Rachel and I broke up .",negative
"Oh God , Ross I am so sorry .",positive
"Y'know what , I want to talk to you about this so much , but we should probably do it when we could really get into it , are you free for dinner tomorrow night ?",neutral
"Oh yeah , I ’ d love that .",positive
"Oh , great ! Me too .",positive
I guess it all started when Rachel got this new job .,neutral
And why do you care so much ?,neutral
Because ! You could get to live out my fantasy !,positive
You had fantasies about Emily ?,negative
"No ! Y ’ know ,",neutral
Is that why in junior high you were the only one that hung out with that Ukrainian kid ?,neutral
"Yeah that , plus his mom used to put sour cream on everything !",neutral
Do you love her ?,neutral
"We said it was only going to be two weeks , y ’ know ?",neutral
You love her !,positive
What-what is love really ?,neutral
"Ohhh , I",neutral
I am a good kisser .,neutral
"Then you two can , can sneak into the cockpit , and things will start to heat up , and then a stewardess comes in… I ’ ve been watching too much porn .",neutral
So basically this is very easy. You read from the script and try to sell as much toner as you possibly can .,neutral
"Okay , I can do that ! Oh , by the way , I",positive
Why don ’ t we do a trial run .,neutral
"Oh okay. Umm , all right. Hi , this is Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies , can I speak to your supply manager please ?",neutral
I ’ m the supply manager .,neutral
"Umm , okay I would like to talk to you about your toner needs .",neutral
"Kathy ! Kathy ! Hi ! ! Kathy ! Kathy ! ( She does n't hear him and keeps running , Chandler starts chasing her as the theme to",positive
"Hey , Chandler ! What are you doing here ?",positive
"Oh , I just wanted to say , `` Hey ! ''",positive
Hey !,neutral
Okay .,neutral
"Oh , hey , Mon , do you still have your like old blouses and dresses from high school ?",neutral
"Yeah , I think I have some around here somewhere. Why ?",neutral
"Well , it ’ s just that maternity clothes are so expensive .",positive
"Hey , Rach ! I made a pile of your stuff over on this side of the room. If you could just……throw your purses at it .",negative
Bloomingdale ’ s,neutral
"Oh my God , are you out of a job ?",positive
"No , but they stuck me in personal shopping. Which is just a",negative
Okay !,neutral
"Come on , no peeking !",positive
Our eyes are closed and we ’ re about to cross the street. Very good .,positive
"Okayyyyy , open up !",positive
What did you want to show us ? Because all I can see is this,neutral
"Yeah , it ’ s for our catering business !",positive
I think I know that girl .,neutral
"All right , umm , we ’ re not gon na really keep it this way though .",positive
No ?,positive
"No , we ’ re gon na paint over the sword , and replace it with a baguette .",neutral
Oh !,positive
"And also , we don ’ t know what to do with this .",neutral
"Oh yeah , I definitely know her .",neutral
"You don ’ t know ? ! Rach , you balded my girlfriend !",neutral
"All right ! Ross , do you think it ’ s easy for me to see you with somebody else ?",negative
"Y'know , hey ! You ’ re the one who ended it , remember ?",negative
"Yeah , because I was",neutral
You still love me ?,negative
Noo .,negative
You still love me .,neutral
"Oh , y-yeah , so , you-you love me !",positive
"Noo , nnnnn. What does this mean ? What do you , I mean do you wan na , get back together ?",positive
Noo !,negative
Maybe !,positive
"I , I don ’ t know .",neutral
"Ross , I still can ’ t forgive you for what you did , I can ’ t , I just , but sometimes when I ’ m with you I just , I feel so ...",negative
What ? !,negative
"I just , I feel , I-I just ...",neutral
What ?,neutral
I feel ...,neutral
"Noo ! ! I don ’ t care ! I ’ m not , I ’ m not gon na playing one-on-one strip poker with you for practice !",negative
But I made cards ! !,negative
Well ! Good night. I ’ m going upstairs .,neutral
Good night .,neutral
Wan na play strip poker for practice ?,negative
What are you doing ?,neutral
The key ’ s stuck in the lock .,neutral
I can fix it. Hold on. Look out. Look out .,neutral
It still doesn ’ t work .,positive
"Isn ’ t it incredible ? ! Monica and Chandler , gettin ’ married .",positive
"I know , they ’ re gon na be",positive
"Ohh… I mean two best friends falling in love , how often does that happen ?",positive
Not,neutral
No ! I ’ m so happy for them !,positive
Me too ! So happy for them !,positive
"Oh no ! No God , definitely not jealous !",neutral
"I mean I ’ m probably 98 % happy , maybe 2 % jealous. And I mean what ’ s 2 % ? That ’ s nothing .",neutral
Totally. I ’ m like 90/10 .,positive
Yeah me too .,neutral
"Hey uh , have you guys scene Chandler ?",neutral
"Wh—no , but y ’ know who did stop in here looking for ya , Tennille .",neutral
Remember that guy from cooking school I told you about that put cilantro with everything ?,neutral
"Oh sure , Cilantro Larry .",neutral
"Well , I ’ m gon na fill in for him as food critic for the Chelsea Reporter .",positive
"Wow , Monica ! What an amazing opportunity to influence… dozens of people .",positive
"How could you say yes , what about our catering business ?",negative
"Oh no-no-no , it ’ s only one night a week , and plus I get to take all of you out for a",neutral
Yay ! !,positive
"Oh , in that case——Yay ! That was me hopping on board .",positive
Oh .,positive
"Hey , you guys ! Hey , Ross , quick question for ya. Are you ready to party ?",positive
Hello .,neutral
"Hey , it ’ s me .",neutral
"I know you can ’ t stand to be in the same room as me , so I just thought I ’ d try and apologize over the phone .",negative
Hello .,neutral
"Look I never should have kissed your girlfriend , but I ’ m",negative
Stop callin ’ ! !,negative
"Hey ! Hey ! Hey ! This is 92.3 , WXRK , K-Rock for our $ 1,000 daily challenge .",positive
All right !,neutral
"What is the name of your roommate who is very , very sorry and would do anything",neutral
Joseph Francis Tribbiani are you home yet ? ! !,neutral
"Umm , I think he ’ s still out. What ’ s wrong ?",positive
"Well , I ’ ll tell you Rachel Karen Green , I had plans with Joey tonight and he left me this note .",neutral
"`` Pheebs , can ’ t make it , got a date. Talk to you later. Big Daddy. '' Big Daddy ?",negative
Oh that ’ s a nickname we were trying out .,neutral
"Hey , y ’ know what nickname never caught on ? The Ross-A-Tron !",positive
Hey !,positive
Oh ! Here ’ s Joseph Francis !,positive
Oh-Wha-Ho ! What are you middle naming me for ? ! I left you a note !,positive
So what ? ! That doesn ’ t give you the right to ditch me !,negative
"Hey , you can cancel plans with friends if there is the possibility for sex !",negative
"Phoebe he ’ s right , that is the rule .",neutral
I don ’ t accept this rule .,negative
"When we make plans , I expect you to show up .",negative
"Okay , I can ’ t just be a way to kill time ‘ til you meet someone better !",negative
"Y ’ know boyfriends and girlfriends come and go , but this is for life !",negative
Did you know he was in there ?,neutral
No .,neutral
How long have we been home ?,neutral
About a half an hour .,neutral
Love,neutral
"Lights. Uh , romantic lights .",neutral
"Ooh , nice .",positive
"So ah , there was this thing I wanted to talk to you about .",neutral
"Oh , right ! I completely forgot about that .",neutral
"Well ah , I ’ ve been doing a lot of thinking , and I look at my life",neutral
Yeah ?,neutral
"And I feel like I ’ ve conquered the business world , and I feel like I ’ ve conquered the intellectual world , and now I-I have the most beautiful woman in the world .",negative
Wow .,positive
There ’ s one thing missing .,negative
What ’ s that ?,neutral
It ’ s time for me to conquer the physical world .,neutral
Okay .,neutral
"Monica , I want to become the Ultimate Fighting Champion .",neutral
You wan na what ? !,positive
"I want to become the Ultimate Fighting Champion ! It ’ s the most intense physical competition in the world , it ’ s banned in 49 states !",positive
What are you talking about ?,positive
"Okay , my trainer , Ho Chi , is teaching me a combination of Gee Koon Doe and Brazilian street fighting , I ’ ve even had my own octagon training ring designed .",neutral
And I suppose you used a ring designer for that .,positive
Yeah .,neutral
"Monica , I want you there in the front row when I win .",positive
I want you close enough to smell the blood .,positive
What do you think ?,neutral
My parents will be so happy .,negative
Okay to come in ?,neutral
"Yeah , come on , eat , whatever you want. Dr. Roger got beeped again .",neutral
"Yeah I know , guess who beeped him ?",neutral
What ? !,positive
I ’ m the ruptured spleen .,negative
Why would you do that ?,positive
Because you shouldn ’ t be with him. You should be with me .,negative
Really ?,positive
"When you were talking about Roger , that was killing me !",negative
"Look , things like last night they don ’ t just happen .",neutral
Or at least not to me .,neutral
"Or with the other two women , in the morning y ’ know I was just lying there and I couldn ’ t wait to just go hang out with my friends , but with you I always y ’ know with a friend .",neutral
Chandler !,positive
"I know you probably don ’ t want to go out with me , y ’ know because I make too many jokes and I ’ ve never been in a serious relationship and I guess I ’ m not technically a `` doctor… ''",negative
"There was just one woman , wasn ’ t there ?",neutral
"No , there were two .",neutral
Including me ?,positive
Oh yeah .,positive
Hey !,positive
Welcome back !,positive
Hey ! Can we pick up where we left off ?,positive
"I don ’ t know , I ’ m still pretty tired out from this afternoon .",neutral
Why ?,positive
"Uh , the sex .",neutral
What sex ?,positive
Our sex .,positive
We didn ’ t have sex .,positive
"Well if I didn ’ t have sex with you , I had sex with someone that looked an awful lot like",neutral
Ew ! Ew ! Ew ! Ew ! Ew ! Ew !,negative
Oh no ! Oh no ! Oh no ! Oh no ! No ! No ! No !,negative
Oh my God Stu ! I-I can ’ t believe you did this ! Now are you absolutely sure she ’ s a hooker ?,negative
"Either that or she ’ s just the best , most expensive date I ever had .",positive
Would you look at them. Am I ever gon na find a boyfriend again ? I gon na die an old maid .,negative
I ’ m your mother .,neutral
Ehh ?,positive
"Oh , and then Monica joked that she wouldn ’ t go out with a guy like Chandler ...",neutral
Hi there .,neutral
"... and he couldn ’ t let it go , and ... I don ’ t really know what happened with that either .",neutral
"And then Ross ’ s new girlfriend , Bonnie , shows up and Rachel convinced her to save her head .",neutral
"And then Ross and Rachel kiss , and now Ross has to choose between Rachel and the bald girl and I don ’ t know what happened there either ...",neutral
"Y'know what , hold on , let me go get Chandler .",neutral
"Uh Mr. Morse , can I speak to you for a moment ?",neutral
"Well yeah , I lied before .",negative
Oh !,positive
Oh God,positive
Now you know how you really feel about it .,neutral
"Oh-oh , that ’ s a risky little game !",positive
Are you really gon na do this ?,negative
Yeah. I ’ m gon na have a baby. I ’ m gon na have a baby. I ’ m gon na have a baby !,positive
With who ?,neutral
"Ah , it ’ s still not the time .",neutral
You said I was boring -- Ohh !,negative
When did I say you were boring ? !,neutral
"Oh my God , I remember now ! We were playing chess !",positive
Phoebe ! You and I have,neutral
"Oh , come on !",positive
"Yes , remember that time on the frozen lake ?",neutral
"We were playing chess , you said I was boring , and then you took off your energy mask and you were Cameron Diaz !",negative
"Okay , there 's a",neutral
"All right , I ’ m leaving !",negative
Because I ’ m not going to spend one more day with someone whose out to sabotage my every move .,negative
That ’ s you Rachel !,negative
"Yeah , I got that .",neutral
"And you ! I throw myself at you and you say no , how gay are you ?",negative
You take care Jill .,neutral
"Okay , see ya !",positive
Bye-bye,positive
"I-I can ’ t believe Jill ’ s gone. I can ’ t help it , I opened a gate .",negative
"How about , you ’ re moving ! !",positive
Look ! This is ridiculous. We should be packing you ! !,negative
"Hey , how are you guys doing ?",neutral
Great ! Monica ’ s moving !,positive
I am not !,negative
Oh really ? ! Then how come all your stuff is in this box ? !,positive
"Okay , you guys. You guys I think I know what ’ s going on here. Okay , you guys",neutral
No Phoebe I am mad !,negative
"Well , deep-deep-deep down !",neutral
"Yeah , I ’ m just mad !",negative
Then keep running .,neutral
Okay !,neutral
"Oh , here ’ s that trench-coat that you wanted .",neutral
"Oh great ! Wow ! Yeah , it ’ s comfortable .",positive
Yeah ?,neutral
Oh ! Here we,negative
"All right , y'know what , we 've been talking about London too much have n't we ?",neutral
I 'm sorry .,neutral
It 's just 'cause I could n't be there .,neutral
"Cause all I ever get to do now is pregnant stuff , it just bums me out .",negative
Sorry .,neutral
What happened ?,neutral
"Well , y'know , a little of this , a little of that. Got myself a date tomorrow night .",neutral
"See , did n't I tell you ? ! You 're getting over Ross already !",positive
Get out !,positive
I just didn ’ t see the fast song coming .,positive
Shh .,neutral
Shh .,neutral
"Don ’ t try to talk , we ’ ll get you up to your room , we ’ ll soak your feet , you ’ ll be okay .",neutral
"Oh , thank you .",neutral
That is so sweet !,positive
Yeah .,neutral
"No , I mean it. There are so few genuinely nice guys out there .",negative
"Tell me about it , I feel like I ’ m holding down the fort all by myself .",neutral
It ’ s Joey right ?,neutral
Yeah .,neutral
Wait a minute !,positive
No !,negative
I ’ m the nice one !,positive
I ’ m the one who danced with the kids all night !,positive
How…How small are your feet ?,neutral
"Uhh , do you mind sitting there. I ’ m-I ’ m saving this for my friend Ross .",neutral
You mean Dr. Geller ?,neutral
Doctor ? Wow ! I didn ’ t know he had a nickname .,positive
"Oh , he won ’ t sit here .",neutral
"Only the people in the white coats sit over there , and only the people in the blue blazers sit here .",neutral
"Yeah , it must ’ ve fallen out a few blocks back. I just figured we hit a dog .",positive
Okay .,neutral
"Listen uh , could you put Kathy on , I wan na apologize .",negative
Oh yeah man. Joey .,neutral
Hey .,neutral
"Oh no it ’ s fine , don ’ t worry about it .",neutral
"Yeah-no , stop apologizing , it ’ s okay .",neutral
I ’ ll talk to you tomorrow .,neutral
"I should uh , probably go .",neutral
Yeah. Yes ! Yeah .,neutral
I forgot my purse .,neutral
Oh .,neutral
"No , I really did forget my purse .",neutral
"A new place for a new Ross. I 'm gon na have you and all the guys from work over once it 's y'know , furnished .",neutral
I must say it 's nice to see you back on your feet .,positive
Well I am that. And that whole rage thing is definitely behind me .,neutral
I wonder if its time for you to rejoin our team at the museum ?,neutral
".... and 12 , 22 , 18 , four ... What ?",positive
I spelled out boobies .,positive
"Ross , but me down for another box of the mint treasures , okay. Where , where are the mint treasures ?",neutral
"Ah , we ’ re out. I sold them all .",neutral
What ?,positive
No .,negative
"No , just , just , just a couple more boxes .",negative
"It-it-it ’ s no big deal , all right , I ’ m-I ’ m cool .",negative
You got ta help me out with a couple more boxes !,negative
"Mon , look at yourself. You have cookie on your neck .",negative
Oh God !,negative
"So , how many have you sold so far ?",neutral
Check this out. Five hundred and seventeen boxes !,positive
"Oh my God , how did you do that ?",positive
"Okay , the other night I was leaving the museum just as ‘ Laser Floyd ’ was letting out of the planetarium , without even trying I sold 50 boxes !",positive
"That ’ s when it occurred to me , the key to my success , ‘ the munchies. ’ So I ah , started hitting the NYU dorms around midnight .",positive
I am selling cookies by the case .,positive
They call me : 'Cookie Dude ! ',positive
"Okay , stop what you ’ re doing , I need envelope stuffers , I need stamp lickers .....",neutral
"Well hey , who did these resumes for ya ?",positive
Me ! On my computer .,positive
Hi .,neutral
Hey. Soaps ? Shampoos ? Are you really taking all this stuff ?,positive
Why not ? It ’ s built into the price of the room .,neutral
Yeah but you don ’ t need——What is this ?,positive
Thread !,positive
Score ! Where are the disposable cameras ?,positive
What disposable cameras ?,negative
The cameras ? Remember last night I told you to take them ?,positive
No you didn ’ t .,neutral
"Yes ! Remember ? Right before we cut the cake , I went up to you and I said",positive
"Oh-oh yeah , you-you came up to me and asked if I could do you a favor , and my Uncle Murray came up to you and handed you a check .",neutral
"And then you said , `` Why do they call it a check ?",neutral
Why not a Yugoslavian ? '',neutral
"Yeah , then you did that .",neutral
So you don ’ t have the cameras ? !,positive
No. Sorry man .,negative
So ? What ? What ? They ’ re gone ! Monica ’ s gon na freak !,positive
"Well , I ’ m sure they ’ re still somewhere here in the hotel. I ’ ll-I ’ ll help you look for them .",neutral
Great .,negative
In-in three minutes .,neutral
"Uhh , Rachel , my parents",neutral
Ohh ! It ’ s so nice to meet you. Hello .,positive
"Hello. Well , Joshua , that $ 500 was for groceries .",neutral
What ?,positive
"This-this , no , oh no , no-no-no , this is not—that ’ s-that ’ s not what it is .",positive
"See , see , okay , I work in fashion , see and-and , this is a real dress actually .",neutral
"It ’ s-it ’ s , they ’ re-they ’ re wearing it in Milan , so part of my job is too wear the clothes , and then I see how people respond , and then I report back to my superiors at",neutral
Maybe in L.A ?,neutral
Yes !,positive
There you go .,neutral
"So , have you kids eaten yet ?",neutral
"Well , we were going to do that after—I mean umm , next .",neutral
"Well , we ’ re starving , why don ’ t we all go get something to eat ?",neutral
"Oh , yeah , well… Yeah , no use wasting this baby , just lyin ’ around the house .",neutral
So… We go eat .,neutral
Yes .,neutral
"You ’ ll wear that. We ’ ll be eating , and of course , you ’ ll be wearing that .",neutral
Well I guess I should ’ ve thought about my wife and kids before I talked back to chef Geller !,neutral
Thanks .,neutral
Enough !,negative
Lean lean lean,positive
Let me see that .,neutral
This one right here .,neutral
Triskaidekaphobia .,neutral
The fear of,neutral
"No ! No , fear of the number 13 .",neutral
"It ’ s possible , they have really sharp edges .",neutral
"All right Chandler , you ’ re up .",neutral
"Wait a minute , I-I believe I ’ m entitled to use my Angel Pass for a free turn ?",positive
This game makes no sense !,negative
Y ’ know what ? You ’ re just upset because you ’ re losing .,positive
"Oh come on Ross , I think we ’ re all losers here .",neutral
"All right. Chandler , you can either spin the wheel or pick a Google card .",neutral
Let me think. Let me think—Oh ! I don ’ t care .,negative
You-you must choose Mr. Bing .,neutral
"Either , it makes no difference .",neutral
"Choose , you jackass !",negative
I ’ ll take a card .,neutral
"Okay , you picked the Gimmie card ! You get all of Ross ’ s points !",positive
What ? !,positive
This game is kinda fun .,positive
You don ’ t think it ’ s a little crazy that you get all my points just ‘ cause you,neutral
I don ’ t think the contestants are supposed to speak to each other .,neutral
"Hello ? Oh , hi Ross ! See ? Other people call me !",positive
Very funny Ross !,positive
Very life-like and funny .,neutral
Okay .,neutral
"Oh no-no-no , I was n't waving at you lady .",neutral
"Whoa , maybe I was !",positive
"Get in there man ! Flirt back , mix it up !",positive
"Yeah , I-I-I 'm down with that .",positive
"Okay , here goes .",negative
How you a-doin ' ?,neutral
It worked !,positive
She 's waving me over .,positive
"Okay , I-I-I 'll be right over .",positive
"Let 's see , she 's on the third floor",neutral
"Wow ! She is pretty , huh ?",positive
"Tell me about it , huh ? Oh no-no-no , I 'm not with her , she 's just Monica ! Ewwuck !",negative
Hey !,neutral
Hey !,neutral
"Oh honey , I 'm so sorry , you were right , this feels great !",positive
"See ? And you do n't care if people are staring , it 's just for a second cause then you 're gone !",neutral
Gone ! I mean its amazing Pheebs. I feel so free and so graceful. Hey ! Look out for the horse ! Sorry !,positive
"Oh come on guys , it ’ s not like I moved to Europe ! I just moved across the hall ! And",positive
Ahh ! Aren ’ t you dressed yet ?,positive
Am I naked again ? !,positive
We ’ re supposed to meet my parents in 15 minutes .,neutral
"Yeah okay , I was just talking to the guys. Just look at them I mean , is it okay if they come visit ?",neutral
Wh ? ! What about my allergies ? !,positive
"Oh right , your allergies. All her , she hates you .",neutral
Shoot ! We ’ re out of soda .,negative
"Oh , I ’ ll go out and get you some .",neutral
Really ? !,positive
"Nope ! Because I ’ m not your boyfriend. Hey Pheebs , how did it go ?",neutral
"Well , umm , my Mom ’ s friend , Phoebe , is actually my birth Mom .",negative
I found a dried up seashores .,neutral
"Sweety , what are you talking about ?",positive
"Oh , my new Mom , who-who ’ s a big , fat abandoner !",negative
"Whoa , wait , Pheebs , wait a second ! Don ’ t you wan na stay here and talk about it ?",positive
"No. I ’ m just , I wan na , I need to be alone .",negative
Monica !,negative
Oh .,neutral
Open it ! Open it ! Open it !,positive
Yeah baby !,positive
So we never got to hear about your wedding !,positive
"No , no , it was just our parents and 1 or 2 friends. It was a small wedding .",neutral
Hey !,positive
Hey !,positive
Hi !,positive
"So , do you guys wan na come and eat dinner at the restaurant sometime in the next few weeks ?",neutral
Sure !,positive
I 'd love to !,positive
Well you,neutral
"Well , I ca n't give you a massage , because my licence has been revoked again !",negative
"Phoebe , what happened ?",neutral
"Well , it was an accident ... You know , it 's a lot of oil and sometimes the hand just slips !",neutral
Have I got a surprise for you ? Pack your bags !,positive
Oh no ! You guys are n't supposed to get divorced for 7 years !,positive
"Umm , this is nice .",neutral
"I know , it is isn ’ t it ?",positive
"No , I mean it , this feels really good. Is it a hundred percent cotton ?",positive
"Yeah ! And I got it on sale , too .",positive
"Anyway , I should go , one of the lifeguards was just about to dismantle a nuclear device .",neutral
"Well , if you wan na get a drink later we can .",neutral
"Oh yeah , that sounds great. Oh , and listen , it ’ s , it ’ s gon na be ....",neutral
I know. Thanks .,neutral
So ? Come on ! Explain yourself Geller ! First you get my Rachel pregnant !,negative
You got Rachel pregnant ? !,positive
Who did ? !,positive
You did !,negative
"Yes. Yes , yes I did. But-but it was , it was just a one night thing. It meant nothing .",negative
Oh ? Really ? That ’ s what my daughter means to you ? Nothing ?,negative
"No ! No sir umm , she means a lot to me. I mean , I care—I-I love Rachel .",negative
What ? !,positive
"Oh but not that way. I mean…I mean I ’ m not in love with her. I love her like a , like a friend .",positive
Oh really ? That ’ s how treat a friend ? You get her in trouble and then refuse to marry her ?,negative
Hey ! I offered to marry her !,negative
Wh,positive
But I didn ’ t want to .,negative
Well why not ? So you can spend your time with this tramp ? !,negative
Tramp ? !,positive
"I ’ m sorry. Dr. Green , Mona. Mona , Dr. Green .",positive
"Yes , Fran .",neutral
"I know what time it is , but I 'm looking at the WENUS and I 'm not happy ! ...",negative
"Oh , really , really , really ?",positive
"Well , let me tell you something ... you will care about it , because I care about it !",negative
You got it ?,neutral
Good !,positive
Whooooaaaa ....,positive
Bijan for men ? Bijan for men ? Bijan for men ?,neutral
"Hey , Joey. So did you hear about the new guy ?",neutral
I could have birds .,neutral
"Okay , Mr. Heckles , we 'll try to keep it down .",neutral
Thank you. I 'm going to rejoin my dinner party .,neutral
"All right , bye-bye .",neutral
"Okay , Janice. Janice. You got ta give me Janice. That was n't about being picky .",neutral
We 'll give you Janice .,neutral
"I miss Janice though. `` Hello , Chandler Bing . ''",neutral
"`` Oh , my , god . ''",positive
"`` Oh , Chandler , now , now , that 's it. There , faster ! ''",positive
"Stop with the broom , we 're not making noise .",neutral
We won. We won !,positive
Mr. Heckles .,neutral
How did this happen ?,neutral
He musta been sweeping. They found a broom in his hand .,neutral
That 's terrible .,negative
I know. I was sweeping yesterday. It coulda been me .,neutral
"Sure , you coulda. You never know .",neutral
You never know .,neutral
"Oh , I 'm sorry .",negative
Where 's Chandler ?,neutral
"Oh , he needed some time to grieve .",neutral
I 'm free ! I 'm free !,positive
That oughta do it .,neutral
"Hey , look at me. I 'm making jam , been at it since 4 o'clock this morning .",negative
Where 'd you get fruit at four in the morning ?,positive
Went down to the docks. Bet ya did n't know you could get it wholesale .,neutral
I did n't know there were docks .,positive
Hey .,neutral
Hey .,neutral
"Aww , is it broken ?",negative
"No , I got ta wear this thing for a couple weeks .",positive
Did you tell the doctor you did it jumping up and down on your bed ?,neutral
Nooo. I had a story all worked out but then Chandler sold me out .,negative
"Well , I 'm sorry Joe. I did n't think the doctor was gon na buy that it just * fell * out of the socket .",negative
What is this ? Fruit ?,positive
Monica 's making jam .,neutral
"Whoa , jam ! I love jam ! Hey , how come we never have jam at our place ?",positive
Because the kids need new shoes .,neutral
I 'm going into business people .,neutral
I 'm sick and tired of being depressed about Richard .,neutral
"I needed a plan , a plan to get over my man .",negative
What 's the opposite of man ?,neutral
Jam .,neutral
Oh Joey do n't !,negative
It 's way to hot .,negative
This will just be my batch .,neutral
Why ? Do you think he ’ s still mad at us ?,positive
Well he ’ s probably mad after you called him this morning to borrow his goggles .,neutral
What ? Mine aren ’ t tinted .,positive
Here you go Pheebs. Who else wants one of my special homemade brownies ?,neutral
I will have one .,neutral
"Okay , I ’ m not gon na have one .",neutral
"No , no , it ’ s just my tooth .",negative
All right I ’ ll have one .,neutral
"So what ’ s a matter , you need a dentist ? I ’ ve got a good one .",neutral
"No thanks , I have a good one too. I just , I , I can ’ t see him .",negative
See that is the problem with invisible dentists .,neutral
Why ? Why can ’ t you go to him ?,positive
"Because , every time I go to the dentist , somebody dies .",negative
"That is so weird , because every time I go to the dentist , I look down the hygienist ’ s blouse .",positive
"Phoebe , what ? Umm ... what ? !",positive
"Yeah , yeah , first there was my aunt Mary , and then there was umm , John , my mailman , and then my , my cowboy friend ‘ Albino Bob ’ .",neutral
And all these people actually died ?,positive
"Yes , while I was in the chair !",negative
"That ’ s why I take such good care of my teeth now , y'know , it ’ s not about oral hygiene , I floss to save lives !",neutral
"Pheebs , come on , you didn ’ t kill anybody , these people just happened to die when you went to the dentist .",neutral
"It ’ s , it ’ s , it ’ s just ah , a coincidence .",neutral
"Well tell that to them. Oh ! You can ’ t , their dead .",negative
Hello ?,positive
Ross .,neutral
It was dreadful. I felt terrible about how I acted when you said those wonderful things .,negative
"No , no , that-that , that ’ s all right. Umm , I ’ m just glad you called .",positive
"Ross umm , there ’ s something that I ’ ve got to tell you , there ’ s-there ’ s someone else .",positive
Does that mean the same thing in England as it does in America ?,negative
You know what ? I 'm not gon na be able to enjoy this .,negative
"Yeah , I know , it 's my birthday. We all should be here .",negative
"So , let 's go .",neutral
"Well maybe , you know , maybe we should stay for one song .",neutral
"Yeah , I mean , it would be rude to them for us to leave now .",neutral
"You know , the guys are probably having a great time .",neutral
"Okay , I ’ ve got three of my five .",neutral
"Three of your five , what ?",neutral
Celebrities I ’ m allowed to sleep with .,neutral
Oh my God ! You are giving this a lot of thought .,positive
"Yeah , it ’ s hard okay , I only have two spots left .",neutral
"All right , so who do you got it narrowed down to ?",neutral
"Okay , Elizabeth Hurely ....",positive
"Oooh-hoo , very attractive , forgiving .",positive
Susan Sarandon .,neutral
"Eh , y'know what , she ’ s to political , she probably wouldn ’ t let you do it , unless you donated four cans of food first .",negative
And ! ! Isabella Rosselini .,positive
"Ooh-hoo. Very hot , very sexy. But ah , y'know she ’ s too international , y'know she ’ s never gon na be around .",positive
So ?,neutral
"So , you got ta play the odds , pick somebody who ’ s gon na be in the country like all the time .",neutral
"Yeah , ‘ cause that ’ s why you won ’ t get Isabella Rosselini , geography .",neutral
Oh that ’ s five Ross. Five women have had five babies ! And I have had no babies ! Why doesn ’ t she want to come out ?,negative
Y ’ know what I think it is ?,neutral
I think you ’ ve made such a nice home for her over the last nine months that she just doesn ’ t want to leave .,neutral
Oh. Look at you making up crap for me. Oh God !,negative
"Twenty-one hours , you ’ re a hero .",neutral
Doctor you got ta do something ! I think you got ta give me drugs or you got ta light a fire up in there and just smoke it out .,negative
"Actually , I think you ’ re ready to go to the delivery room .",neutral
What ?,positive
"Ten centimeters , you ’ re about to become a mom .",neutral
My God. Okay. Ha-ha-ha beat ya ! Sucker !,positive
Are they here yet ?,neutral
"No , honey , they 're not , but do n't worry , because we are going to find them , and until we do , we are all here for you , ok ?",neutral
Ok .,neutral
Hi .,neutral
May I see your boarding pass ?,neutral
"Oh , no , no , I do n't have one. I just need to talk to my friend .",neutral
"Oh , oooh. I 'm sorry. You are not allowed on the jetway unless you have a boarding pass .",neutral
"No , I know , but I—he just went on .",neutral
"He 's right there , he 's got the blue jacket on , I ... can I j-just ...",negative
No no no ! Federal regulations !,negative
"OK , alright , OK , um ... then could you please , uh ... just give him a message for me ? Please ? This is",neutral
Alright. What 's the message ?,neutral
Uh ... I do n't know .,neutral
"Sir ? Sir ? Excuse me , sir ? Uh ... I have a message for you .",neutral
What ?,neutral
"It 's from Rachel. She said that she loved the present , and she will see you when you get back .",neutral
": Toby ... Oh , for God 's sake , I do n't know what she 's talking about !",positive
There 's no Rachel !,negative
"Here 's the thing , Janice .",neutral
"You know , I mean , it 's like we 're different .",neutral
"I 'm like the bing , bing , bing .",negative
"You 're like the boom , boom , ... boom .",neutral
Ow !,positive
"Oh , my god , I 'm so sorry. Are you ok ?",negative
"Ow. Um , it 's just my lens. It 's just my lens. I 'll be right back .",negative
I hit her in the eye ! I hit her in the eye ! This is the worst break-up in the history of the world .,negative
Oh my god. How many of those have you had ?,positive
"Oh , I do n't know , a million ?",negative
"Chandler , easy , easy. Go to your happy place. La la la la la la la .",neutral
I 'm fine .,neutral
All right .,neutral
I 'm not fine. Here she comes .,negative
Wait here. Breathe .,neutral
How do you do that ?,positive
It 's like a gift .,neutral
We should always always break up together .,neutral
"Oh , I 'd like that .",neutral
You win .,negative
"Well , what did you have ?",neutral
It doesn ’ t matter because nothing beats a three and a six .,positive
That my friend is D-Cup .,neutral
"Okay , now much have you won so far ?",neutral
"Uh , wow , 700 .",positive
Not 700 exactly ?,positive
Yeah .,neutral
Double it !,positive
What ?,positive
"Well you see in Cups , once you get $ 700 , you have to double it .",neutral
Really ?,positive
"Hey , I didn ’ t make up the rules .",neutral
"Now , after you receive the doubling bonus , you get uh , one card .",neutral
"Now that one card could be worth $ 100 bringing your total to 1,500 .",neutral
Don ’ t get to excited because that ’ s not gon na happen unless you get—No way !,positive
"I ’ m , I ’ m sorry you didn ’ t get to go to Spacecamp , and I ’ m hoping that maybe somehow , this may make up for it .",negative
Presenting Sarah Tuttle ’ s Private Very Special Spacecamp !,positive
!,neutral
"Really Mr. Geller , you don ’ t have to do this .",neutral
Oh come on ! Here we go ! Stand by for mission countdown !,positive
I ’ m an alien. I ’ m an alien .,neutral
Oh no ! An asteroid !,positive
Hey .,neutral
Hey .,neutral
Where you going ?,neutral
To the bank .,neutral
Sperm or regular ?,neutral
Sperm .,neutral
"So you 're really doing this , huh ?",positive
"Oh yeah , picked a guy , 37135 .",neutral
Sounds nice .,neutral
"Fraid so. Brown hair , green eyes ...",neutral
"No kiddin ' , hmm .",positive
What ?,negative
"What 's wrong , sweetie ?",neutral
"Nothing , nothing .",positive
"Aaaah , what 's wrong , c'mon .",positive
"It 's , I mean , it 's nothing , I 'm fine .",negative
It 's my friends .,negative
They-they have a liking problem with you .,negative
"In that , um , they do n't .",negative
Oh. They do n't .,positive
But they do n't see all the wonderfulness that I see .,positive
They do n't see all the good stuff and all the sweet stuff .,negative
They just think you 're a little ...,positive
What ?,neutral
Intense and creepy .,neutral
You got me .,neutral
Yeah. Right .,neutral
"Good , and hey ! My treat. But that 's only because you 're not eating anything , right ?",positive
I can ’ t believe we ’ re here .,positive
Oh you ’ ve got to be kidding me .,positive
What ?,positive
"As a wedding gift to you , the hotel would like to give you the honeymoon suite .",neutral
No ! ! You have been screwing us all day !,negative
Who are you ?,positive
We ’ re you just ten seconds later !,neutral
You already got the first class tickets .. you got the lounge !,negative
I mean we should get free stuff too !,negative
I mean you ’ re not the only ones on your honeymoon !,negative
Well you can have the suite if you want .,neutral
We don ’ t care about where we stay .,neutral
We ’ re here to celebrate our love together .,negative
We don ’ t have to get free stuff .,negative
We just want to be together .,positive
We need the stuff .,neutral
Yes !,positive
"Okay , well then how about a handshake ?",neutral
Oh God I 'm sorry !,positive
"Oh God , I 'm sorry !",positive
I did not mean to touch that—I mean,negative
Hey Pheebs !,positive
Hey !,positive
Check it out. How much of a man am I ? !,positive
Wow ! Nice ! Manly and also kind of a slut .,negative
"which brings us back , of course , to Greely ’ s theory of dominance .",neutral
"Okay , that-that ’ s all for today .",neutral
"Oh , uh does anyone know where the Freeman building is ?",neutral
"Yeah , it ’ s the new building on Avenue A .",neutral
"What ? ! That-that ’ s all the way cross town , I ’ m supposed to teach a graduate seminar there in ten minutes .",positive
"Ooh , dude. That ’ s not gon na happen .",neutral
Move it ! Move it ! Move it ! ! Hey ! ! ! I ’ m the teacher ! !,negative
Jason ?,neutral
"Yeah , come on in .",neutral
"So Phoebe , you ah , sounded kinda serious on the phone , is ah , is anything wrong ?",neutral
No. And I don ’ t think I ’ m gon na want to .,positive
I can ’ t do this .,negative
"Yep. Yep , that ’ s what I didn ’ t want to know .",negative
"Well , oh , Mark , I ’ m doing this for the wrong reasons , y'know ?",negative
I ’ m just doing it to get back at Ross .,negative
"I ’ m sorry , it ’ s not very fair to you .",negative
Ahh !,positive
"Fair , shmair",negative
Y'know ?,neutral
"Look , if you want to get back at Ross , I am here for you .",neutral
Really ?,positive
"No-no , I say-I say , I say we get back at him right on this couch .",neutral
Right here !,negative
Oh God. I ’ m sorry about this .,negative
That ’ s okay .,neutral
You sure ?,positive
Yeah. I can just go home and get back at him by myself .,neutral
Here she is ! Future fashion superstar !,positive
"Oh Joey , I ’ m hardly a",neutral
My little sister Dina !,positive
And here we go,neutral
"I saw this movie once where there was a door and no one knew what was behind it , and when they finally got it open millions and millions and millions of bugs came pouring out and they feasted on human flesh .",negative
Y ’ know it wouldn ’ t kill ya to respect your wife ’ s privacy !,positive
Stupid closet full of bugs !,negative
"Joey. Joey , something feels weird and not good weird. I don ’ t—Whoa ! !",negative
"When my sisters were pregnant they got every weird feeling in the book , it was always nothing .",neutral
Really ?,neutral
Absolutely .,neutral
"Okay Rach-Rach-Rach look at me , look at me , everything ’ s gon na be fine , trust me .",neutral
Take my hand .,neutral
Here we go .,neutral
Oww crushing bones !,positive
Oh hello .,neutral
"Oh , it ’ s you. I see you everywhere. I ’ m Jim , Jim Nelson .",positive
"Oh Jim , Jim Nelson I ’ m Phoebe , Phoebe Buffay. We certainly have been seeing a lot of each other lately .",neutral
"We have. Maybe we ’ ll be seeing each other at dinner tomorrow night , say around 8 o ’ clock ?",neutral
"Well , maybe we will. Oh !",positive
"Well , that ’ s not something a girl wants to hear .",negative
"No , come on don ’ t start. Ouch !",positive
What ?,negative
Stupid balls are in the way .,negative
Oh well. It probably would ’ ve been the most constructive solution .,neutral
You have chalk on your face .,neutral
Huh ?,positive
"Oh , Ross you ’ re right , I don ’ t know why I always thought this was real grass .",negative
"Hey , are you okay ?",positive
My wife ’ s a lesbian .,negative
Cool ! !,positive
"Ross , Joey. Joey , Ross .",negative
Hey ! Where ‘ ya headin ’ in those pants ? 1982 ?,positive
"Oh Monica , listen , I ah , I saw down at the hardware store , they got those designer tiles on sale .",neutral
If you ever want to redo the bathroom floor .,neutral
"Why , what ’ s wrong with my bathroom floor ?",positive
"Nothing. It ’ s just old and dingy , that ’ s all .",negative
I highly doubt that .,negative
"Oh yeah. If you ah , move your hamper , you see what color the tile used to be. Yeah .",negative
I can ’ t live like this ! What are we gon na do ? What are we gon na do ?,negative
Relax. Here hold this . This old stuff just comes right off .,neutral
That ’ s a little more than I wanted to see .,negative
Aw !,positive
"Look at that , every inch of this stuff is glued down .",positive
It ’ d take forever to pry this up .,positive
"You should ah , you should just leave it .",neutral
I can ’ t leave it ! You gouged a hole in my dingy floor .,negative
Eh ! There you go .,neutral
"You know that ’ s nice , y'know we could put it back there after the surgeons remove it from your colon !",negative
Hi .,neutral
Hi !,negative
Hey !,positive
"Uh , Pheebs , about your mom ...",neutral
Yeah ?,positive
How ’ s that going ?,neutral
"So great. Oh , we took a nap today and my Mom fell asleep on my tummy and purred .",positive
That ’ s so sweet. I ’ m gon na get some coffee .,neutral
Huh ? What ’ d ya say Joe ? I ’ ll be right there .,positive
Pheebs ...,neutral
"I just feel so , uhh .....",neutral
All right ! !,positive
I ’ m coming already ! !,positive
Really ? ! You think that will work ?,positive
"Absolutely ! And if it doesn ’ t , can I get the extra ticket ?",positive
What the heck is that ?,positive
Hello .,neutral
"Hey , Pheebs ! It ’ s Joey !",positive
"Hey , Joey !",positive
Hey !,positive
Ooh !,positive
Ooh !,positive
I just say someone on the—that looks just like you on the subway .,neutral
"And I was gon na go over and say ‘ hi ! ’ but then I figured , he doesn ’ t care if he looks like you .",positive
"That just cost me four bucks. But uh listen , I just called to see how the chick and the duck are doing ?",neutral
"Ohh , they ’ re having a",positive
"Kinda , but I ’ ve just been having way too much fun .",positive
So you ’ re not homesick yet ?,positive
"No , I don ’ t think so .",neutral
"All right , the seven of us miss you .",positive
No .,neutral
You ’ ll see .,neutral
"Liam , do me a favour. Tell the lads to go easy on Ross , it ’ s his first time .",neutral
You don ’ t say !,positive
"Good luck , babe .",positive
Ross ! Ross ! Come on ! Get in here ! Ross ! Come on !,positive
"Ross , come on ! Get in the bloody scrum ! Ross , get in !",negative
JOEY ! ! ! ! ! !,positive
I don ’ t believe you spent my wedding fund on the beach house !,negative
"We ’ re sorry honey , but we just assumed if you got married after you turned 30 you ’ d pay for it yourself .",neutral
Come on ! Admit it ! That was the best nap you ever had !,negative
I ’ ve had better .,neutral
Okay ! When ? !,negative
All right ! All right ! It was the best nap ever !,positive
Uh-huh !,negative
I ’ ve said it ! Okay ? ! But it ’ s over Joey !,negative
I want to do it again .,negative
We,neutral
Why not ?,neutral
Because it ’ s weird !,negative
Fine ! Do you want something to drink ?,negative
"Sure , what do you got ?",neutral
Warm milk and,neutral
Are you okay ?,neutral
I need some milk .,neutral
"Ok , I 've got milk Here you go ... Oh ! Better ?",negative
No ...,negative
"I 'm so embarrassed , I 'm the one he hit on !",positive
"Pheebs , if I had never met him this never would have happened !",neutral
I 'm so sorry ! No I 'm sorry ! No I 'm sorry ! No I 'm sorry !,negative
"No , wait , oh , what are we sorry about ?",positive
"I do n't know ... right , he 's the pig !",negative
Such a pig !,negative
"Oh , God , he 's such a pig ,",negative
Oh he 's like a ...,negative
He 's like a big disgusting ...,negative
... like a ...,neutral
... pig ... pig man !,negative
"Yes , good ! Ok ...",negative
"Oh , but he was my pig man ... how did I not see this ?",negative
"Oh ! I know ! It 's because ... he 's gorgeous , and he 's charming , and when he looks at you ...",negative
"Ok , Ok , Pheebs ...",neutral
The end .,neutral
"Oh , God ...",positive
Should I not have told you ?,positive
"No , no , trust , me , it 's , it 's , it 's much better that I know .",neutral
"Uh , I just liked it better before it was better ...",negative
"Well , yes , it ’ s kind ’ ve an unusual house .",neutral
"It has umm , three beautiful bedrooms and ah , no baths .",neutral
"But y'know , the ocean is right there .",neutral
"Knock , knock , knock .",neutral
"Ah , oh , hang on a second. Come in , come in. All right , so think about it , and call me back .",neutral
"Are you ah , Phoebe Abott ?",neutral
"Ahh , yes .",neutral
"Hi Phoebe Abott , I ’ m your best friends daughter !",positive
You ’ re Erwin ’ s daughter ? !,positive
"No , I-I mean your-your old best friend , here. Lily , from high school. Remember ?",neutral
"Oh gosh , Lily , yes. Of course I remember Lily. I ... Then you must be ?",positive
"Phoebe. Phoebe. Phoebe , yeah. She named me after you I guess .",negative
"Uh-huh. Wow ! Well , look ! There ’ s Frank .",positive
"Dude , you have got to turn on",neutral
Let ’ s go watch it at your place .,neutral
"Nah , Monica ’ s watching some cooking show. Come on , I don ’ t want to miss when they were skinny .",neutral
"Chandler , Chandler , y ’ know what we should do ? You and I should go out and get some new sunglasses .",positive
"What ? No , I want to watch this. . Did your cable go out ?",positive
"No , that ’ s",neutral
"Joey , why is your cable out ?",negative
"I uh , oh ! Because , uh , I haven ’ t really paid the bill",negative
"If you need money , will you please-please just let me loan you some money ?",neutral
"No , Chandler .",neutral
"Look , forget about it , okay ?",negative
"Look , I know things have been a little tight since Janine moved out .",negative
"Oh , was she hot .",positive
Whoa ho .,positive
I know !,positive
"Yeah , but , look I can handle it .",neutral
All right ?,neutral
"Look , I can listen to the radio , huh ?",neutral
And Ross gave me this great book ( holds up the,neutral
Sure .,neutral
Paid your phone bill ?,neutral
Not so much .,neutral
"Oh good , okay , I ca n't take it anymore .",neutral
I ca n't take it anymore .,negative
"So you win , okay ?",negative
Here !,negative
Pheebs ?,negative
Flying a jet ?,positive
Better make it a spaceship so that you can get back to your,neutral
"Hey everybody , Pheebs is here !",positive
Phoebe !,positive
"Hey , Pheebs !",positive
"Phoebe , woo !",positive
What ? ! What good is that gon na do anybody ?,negative
"Well , it helps the bee look tough in front of his bee friends. The bee is happy and I am definitely not .",negative
"Now , y'know the bee probably died after he stung ya .",neutral
"Aw , dammit !",positive
Back on in 30 seconds people !,neutral
"Hey , excuse me , would you mind switching with me ?",neutral
"Hey , no way , I 'm in the shot man .",negative
Come on man ! You 've been here all day !,negative
"Yeah , I-I 'm taking pledges here , eh ?",neutral
"We 're on in 3 , 2 ,",neutral
Welcome back to our fall telethon. Now if you 've been enjoying the performance of,neutral
Ah .,neutral
Yeah .,neutral
"I go see my doctor tomorrow , I ’ ll ask her about this .",neutral
Maybe she can give me a pill or something .,neutral
"Yeah. Yeah , that ’ s what you need a good…pill .",neutral
What are you writing ?,neutral
"Well , Joshua ’ s coming in tomorrow and since I don ’ t have the guts to ask him out , I ’ m going to sell him a coat and put this note in the pocket .",neutral
"Oh yeah ? Joshua , give me a call sometime , guys like you never go out of style—what did you throw away ?",neutral
Hi guys !,positive
Hey !,neutral
"Hey , what have you guys been up too ?",neutral
"Oh , we went to see a collection of Victorian doorknobs and the Cupert-Hewitt museum .",neutral
Without me ? !,positive
"My uncle dragged us there. But , it actually it turned out to be really interesting .",positive
Yeah .,neutral
"They were so ornate and beautiful , I mean look at that !",positive
"I 'm just sayin ' , if I see one more picture of Ed Begley , Jr. in that",negative
I ca n't believe you 'd rather go out with him than me .,positive
"Would you excuse me , please ? I 'm trying to have a date here .",negative
"Fine , just stop thinking about me .",positive
"Ca n't do it , can you ?",neutral
So I 'm thinking about you. So what ?,neutral
"I do n't get it. What do you see in this guy , anyway ?",positive
Well ... he happens to be a very nice ... guy ....,neutral
"I mean , come on , buddy , get a",neutral
"Rachel , come on. Give us a chance .",neutral
"Ross , it 's too hard .",negative
"No , no , no ... why , because it might get weird for everyone else ?",neutral
Who cares about them .,neutral
This is about us .,neutral
"Look , I-I 've been in love with you since , like , the ninth grade .",neutral
"Ross , you 're like my best friend .",positive
I know .,neutral
"If we broke up , and I lost you ...",negative
"Ohh , God .",negative
"Hello ? No she can ’ t come to the phone right now. Oh , right no problem. Okay , bye-bye .",neutral
Was it my work ? Were they mad ? Was it Jack ? Did he yell ? !,negative
"J-j-just relax , nobody yelled. Jack just was calling to make sure that",neutral
Thank God .,positive
"Yeah , she ’ s fired .",neutral
"... DUMB , DRUNKEN , BITCH ! ! ! Thank you , thanks .",negative
"Hey , here ’ s a question ; where did you guys get the finest oak East of the Mississippi ?",neutral
"Uh-huh , first you tell us where you got the prettiest lace in all the land .",neutral
I ’ m reading your ad .,neutral
"Looks good , uh ?",negative
Yeah .,neutral
"Stunning entertainment center. Fine , fine Italian craftsmanship .",neutral
"Oh my God , you guys are selling the entertainment center ?",positive
Why ? I love that thing .,positive
You want it ?,neutral
Oh no .,negative
"Ahh , Gepeto , $ 5,000 dollars ? Are you insane ?",positive
"Hey , the ad alone cost 300 bucks !",neutral
"All right look , I ’ m changing it to 50 bucks , or your best offer .",neutral
What kind of profit is that ? ! And you call yourself an accountant .,negative
Nooo .,neutral
Oh. What do you do ?,positive
"That 's right Ross , I can see you in your new apartment !",neutral
And you can see me !,neutral
"Same as yesterday , same as the day before .",neutral
Is he doing his shark attack bit yet ?,neutral
"Nope. Op , wait ! There he goes .",neutral
Hey !,neutral
Hey !,neutral
Hey !,neutral
What are you guys doing up ?,positive
"Oh , we wanted to finish the crossword before we went to bed. Hey , do you know a six-letter word for red ?",neutral
"Yeah , I think that 's wrong , but there 's a Connect the Dots in here for you later. Hey , how about maroon ?",neutral
"Yes , you are so smart !",positive
"Aww , you guys are so cute !",positive
I know .,neutral
"All right , I 'll see you in the morning .",neutral
Okay .,neutral
What 's with her ?,negative
I do n't know .,neutral
"But hey , I know we can decide .",neutral
"Okay , I 'm gon na ask you questions and you answer real quick .",neutral
Okay ?,neutral
Okay .,neutral
What do you like better action or comedy ?,neutral
Action .,neutral
Who would you rather sleep with Monica or Rachel ?,neutral
"Dude , you are sick .",negative
"Oh , I 'm sorry. I forgot you had that whole Rachel thing .",positive
"I mean , this is unbelievable .",positive
"I know. This is really , really huge .",positive
No it 's not. It 's small. It 's tiny. It 's petite. It 's wee .,neutral
"OK , is there a mute button on this woman ?",negative
More than jewelry .,neutral
Hi ! I ’ m Dr. Drake Remoray and I have a few routine questions I need to ask you .,neutral
Really ? I ’ ve been dealing with Dr. Wells .,positive
"I know , but I ’ m a neurologist .",neutral
"And just to be on the safe side , Dr. Wells wanted a more comprehensive overview of you status so he sent me .",neutral
Dr. Wells is a woman .,positive
"That was a test. Good response. All right , full name .",neutral
Clifford Burnett .,neutral
Date of birth ?,neutral
November 16,neutral
Age ?,neutral
Can ’ t you figure that out based on my date of birth ?,negative
"I ’ m a doctor Cliff , not a mathematician .",neutral
I ’ m 33 .,neutral
"Okay. And uh , are you married .",neutral
No .,neutral
"Oh really ? So , 33 and still single , would you say you have commitment issues ?",positive
Are all the questions this personal ?,positive
Yes .,neutral
Well uh if you must know I ’ m a widower .,negative
Oh that ’ s terrible. I ’ m-I ’ m really sorry .,negative
Yeah .,neutral
Hmm. Do you sleep with women and never call them again ?,neutral
No .,neutral
"Chandler Muriel Bing. Boy , your parents never gave you a chance did they ?",neutral
"Hey ! You guys , I ’ m writing a holiday song for everyone. Do you want to hear it ?",positive
"Pheebs , that ’ s great !",positive
"Oh , yay !",positive
"But y ’ know umm , Rachel doesn ’ t rhyme with draddle .",neutral
I know but it ’ s so hard ! Nothing rhymes with your stupid name !,negative
What are you talking about ? Lots of things rhyme with Rachel. Bagel. Mail. Jail. Bail. Able. May-pole .,neutral
"All good , thanks. Do you maybe have a nickname have like a nickname that ’ s easier to rhyme ?",neutral
Didn ’ t your dad used to call you Pumpkin ?,neutral
Okay .,neutral
"Okay , I can do this .",neutral
I can tell her how I feel .,neutral
"Just uh , just stand up straight .",negative
Take a couple deep breaths .,negative
Look confident .,negative
Joey ? What ’ s up ?,neutral
"I uh , I just came by because I-I want to talk to you about something .",negative
Okay what ’ s up ?,neutral
"What I do do…is manage to uh , create an atmosphere of support for the people working with me .",neutral
I see. Nice sidestep on the do do thing by the way .,neutral
Hardest thing I ’ ve ever done in my life .,neutral
You got ta go !,neutral
Oh !,neutral
"Okay , don ’ t worry. You ’ re ready .",neutral
Really ?,positive
Absolutely ! Just fight all your natural instincts and you ’ ll be great .,neutral
"Now , Mom , everything 's going fine , really .",neutral
"Yeah , Ross is great .",neutral
"He 's uh , he 's in a whole other place .",neutral
"No , he 's gone .",neutral
"No no , you do n't have to fly back , really .",neutral
What do you mean this might be your only chance ?,positive
Would you stop ?,negative
"I 'm only 26 , I 'm not even thinking about babies yet .",negative
Where have you been ?,neutral
"Oh , just had a baby .",positive
Mazel tov !,positive
"Oh , wow ! I should get going. I-I got a date tonight .",positive
Oh yeah ! With who ?,positive
You know that girl I told you about who lives up in Poughkeepsie ?,neutral
Not her .,neutral
"Yeah , this is someone else I meet , and I-I can ’ t decide between the two of them .",neutral
"Y ’ know the one from Poughkeepsie , even though she ’ s a two hour train ride away , is really pretty , really smart , and-and a lot of fun .",neutral
"But this other girl , well , she lives right uptown .",neutral
"Y ’ know she ’ s , well she ’ s-she ’ s just as pretty , I guess she ’ s smart , she ’ s",neutral
"If she ’ s no fun , why do you want to date her at all ?",neutral
"Well , I-I want to give her another chance , y ’ know ?",neutral
She lives so close .,neutral
"And , at the end of the date , the other time , she-she said something that was—if she was kidding was very funny .",neutral
"On the other hand , if she wasn ’ t kidding , she ’ s not fun , she ’ s stupid , and kind of a racist .",negative
Hey !,positive
"Hey ! Ooh , how was your first day working at the restaurant ?",positive
Damn !,positive
Oh here ’ s a whole bunch .,neutral
"Oh , I mean she ’ s gon na be at the wedding waiting for him and people will be whispering , `` Oh that poor girl . ''",neutral
Then she ’ ll have to come back here and live all alone .,negative
Oh my God !,positive
What ?,positive
"There was a pregnancy test in the garbage , and it ’ s positive. Monica ’ s pregnant. So I guess she won ’ t be totally alone .",positive
Hi .,neutral
"Listen , I ’ m sorry about that whole thing with Roger .",negative
"It really wasn ’ t right , and I , and I want to make it up to you , so umm , I brought you something that I think you ’ ll really enjoy .",negative
"Now , this is just a loan .",neutral
Okay ?,neutral
"I ’ m gon na , I ’ m gon na want him back .",neutral
So… I ’ m gon na go now .,neutral
"I ’ m sorry , I thought I could do it and I can ’ t !",negative
"All right , well why don ’ t I go out with an ex-boyfriend and do Joey a favor ? !",negative
"Hey , you wan na do Joey a favor , maybe you go out with Joey .",neutral
"All right ladies , here ’ s what we ’ re gon na do .",neutral
"I-I wan na be with her , I like her .",negative
"Oh , that ’ s fine ! Go with your instincts , go with your instincts .",positive
"Wait , now , what am I doing again ?",positive
"Come on ! Would you please pay attention , I could wake up at any moment !",negative
"Hi , I ’ m Joshua , I ’ m here to pick up Rachel .",neutral
"No-no-no , that ’ not Joshua .",negative
"What do you want from me , I ’ ve never met the guy .",positive
"So anyway , Rachel , I ’ m sorry you can ’ t stay , but the rest of us have a",negative
How do I look ?,neutral
"Oh , uh , I ... do n't ... care .",neutral
"Ok , now , remember , no trading .",neutral
"You get the pretty one , I get the mess .",neutral
"Hi , Joey. Well well , look what you brought. Very nice .",positive
... And what did you bring ?,neutral
She 's checking the coats .,neutral
"Joey , I 'm gon na go wash the cab smell off my hands .",neutral
"Will you get me a white Zinfandel , and a glass of red for Janice .",neutral
Janice ?,positive
Oh .... my .... God .,positive
"Hey , it 's Janice .",neutral
"Well , okay so , I don ’ t have it all worked out quite yet. Just don ’ t say anything to Rachel , please ?",negative
"Rachel is one of my closest friends. Although , being the only one who knows anything about this does makes me feel special. Okay !",neutral
"Okay , stop-stop ! Phoebe ? !",negative
Hey Rach !,negative
What was that ? !,positive
"Sorry , mix up. Hey , how was the movie ?",neutral
I haven ’ t seen it yet !,neutral
Well then you ’ d better hurry ! The Angelica ! Go ! Go !,positive
No,negative
Pheebs ! Hey Pheebs !,positive
"Uh , okay , Pheebs ?",neutral
Yeah ?,neutral
"Umm , y'know how the other day you were talking about how you did n't get to go to London and how you were kinda feeling left out ?",neutral
Yeah ?,neutral
"All right , well , we felt really bad about that so we decided we should all take a little trip together !",positive
"Ohh , that 's so nice ! How great ! Well , where ? Where 's the trip ? !",negative
"Well , we thought we would all go to a picnic , in Central Park !",positive
"Yeah , all of us ! All day !",positive
That sucks !,negative
That 's not a trip !,positive
I just came from the park !,negative
What are we gon na high five about at the stupid Central Park ?,negative
"`` Well , it 's right by my house , all right ! ''",negative
"Well , I 'm gon na go home and bask in the triumph of my Central Park idea .",negative
"Ho-ho-hold on a sec there , Mr. Kissey !",positive
"Y'know , I 've been meaning to talk to you about this whole , little , new European thing you got going on , and I just need to tell you that it makes me very uncomfortable and I just—y'know—stop it !",negative
I was just trying to bring a little culture to the group .,negative
"That 's fine , just do n't bring it in my mouth .",negative
Makes me wan na puke !,negative
Is she in there ?,neutral
"Yeah. She ’ s putting her down now , that ’ s her .",neutral
Oh it ’ s all right .,neutral
I ’ m guess I ’ m just done with the whole dating thing .,negative
It ’ s one more thing in my life that ’ s suddenly completely different .,negative
This is hard .,negative
Yeah I know .,neutral
"On the other hand in um , in about seven months you ’ re gon na have something that you ’ re gon na love more than any guy you ’ ve ever gone out with .",neutral
Just wait .,neutral
"Wait until uh , wait until the first time your baby grabs your finger .",positive
You have no idea .,positive
Thanks sweetie .,neutral
"You wan na , you wan na grab some coffee ?",neutral
"Oh no , I think I ’ m gon na go home and eat ten candy bars .",negative
"Hey , I thought I cheered you up .",neutral
"Oh you did , there are twenty in here .",neutral
Right. Good night .,neutral
Good night .,neutral
Hi,neutral
Hi ! Hey mom .,positive
"This is such a great party ! 35 years. Very impressive , do you guys have any pearls of wisdom ?",positive
Jack ?,positive
Why would you serve food on such a sharp stick ?,positive
"That ’ s a good question , dad. That ’ s a good question",neutral
Congratulations you two !,positive
Thank you…we ’ re so excited,positive
"And also , congratulations on your wedding .",positive
Wha—What ?,positive
Look at this clown !,positive
Just because he ’ s got a bigger boat he thinks he can take up the whole river .,negative
Get out of the way jackass !,negative
Who names their boat Coast Guard anyway ?,negative
That,neutral
What are they doing out here ? The coast ’ s all the way over there .,positive
Hey !,negative
Hey ! Check it out ! This is unbelievable ! Joey has been holding his breath for almost four minutes !,positive
Dude ! What are yo—you trying to kill me ? !,neutral
Ow !,negative
"Really ? ! Well , it ’ s just like everyone else ’ s apartment. It ’ s got rooms , walls , and ceilings .",neutral
"Well , I just wanted to see where you lived. Now , give me the tour .",neutral
Oh my God ! Oh my God !,positive
"Ah well , this is the living room .",neutral
All right. This is the kitchen .,neutral
The bedroom. Well it ’ s pretty much your typical ... bedroom .,neutral
We ’ re still on this side of the door .,neutral
Ha-ha,positive
"Yeah , but I didn ’ t get to see it .",negative
Oh shoot ! Maybe next time. Thanks for a lovely evening .,neutral
"So um , who was she ?",positive
"Oh , that was the blind date that I told you about , she called and switched it to today .",neutral
"Did you like her ? And I ’ m just asking as a friend , because I am totally fine with this .",neutral
"Well , you seem fine .",neutral
"Well , I don ’ t think this , y'know .",neutral
"No , no , no , I wouldn ’ t do you myself , I mean that would be weird .",negative
"Yeah , no , I ’ ll get one of the other girls to do it .",neutral
"Oh , this will be so much fun !",positive
Hey !,positive
Are you excited ?,positive
"Yeah ! Hey , do Monica and Rachel work there ?",neutral
"Ok , so now we need , um sage branches and the sacramental wine .",neutral
"All I have is , is oregano and a",neutral
"Um , that 's ok ! Ok. All right. Now we need the semen of a righteous man .",positive
"Ok , Pheebs , you know what , if we had that , we would n't be doing the ritual in the first place .",neutral
Can we just start throwing things in ?,neutral
"Ok , yeah , ok. Oh , OK .",neutral
"Ok , Barry 's letters. Adam Ritter 's boxer shorts .",neutral
"Ok , and I have the , uh receipt for my dinner with Nokululu Oon Ah Ah .",neutral
"Look , here 's a picture of Scotty Jared naked .",neutral
Hey he 's wearing a sweater .,positive
No .,neutral
Eww !,negative
And here we have the last of Paulo 's grappa .,neutral
"Hey , Rachel , is n't that stuff almost pure ...",neutral
"Mona ? Okay , if I were a salmon shirt , where would I be ?",neutral
I am so sorry I spilled wine all over your shirt .,negative
"Oh , it ’ s okay .",neutral
"No , it ’ s still wet .",positive
Let me get it out before it sets .,neutral
"Ooh , I have something you can wear .",neutral
Here .,neutral
"Oh umm , I-I don ’ t know if I want to wear a woman ’ s shirt .",negative
No-no that ’ s a man ’ s shirt .,neutral
It ’ s awfully pink .,neutral
"Oh , it 's perfect !",positive
How about you ?,neutral
It 's a kitchen slash bathroom .,neutral
"All right , I see what you guys are saying. I 'll uh , I 'll go downstairs and fill out an application .",neutral
We are bad people .,negative
He knew we were trying to get rid of him. He knew ! You think we could get a bathtub in our kitchen ?,positive
Let ’ s get the show on it !,positive
"Okay , let me just get a cup of coffee .",neutral
"Oh Rachel , I know the best coffee house and it ’ s sooo close .",neutral
Closer than here ?,neutral
"Oh , hey , look , I found coffee ! Okay , let ’ s skedaddle .",neutral
"Wait , I ’ m not just gon na drink somebody ’ s old coffee .",neutral
"Okay , your highness .",neutral
"Um , Rachel I ’ m really sorry. That ’ s okay , do you wan na get back together ? Yeah , okay. Did anyone else hear that ? !",positive
So how did you know I was even here ?,positive
Your mom called me. So is this her ?,neutral
"No , this is a loaner .",neutral
I 'm sorry you had to do this by yourself .,neutral
"I was n't by myself. I had a doctor , a nurse , and a helper guy. So , did you see who won the game ?",neutral
"Yeah , the Knicks by 10. They suck .",neutral
"Yeah , they 're not so bad .",neutral
"I ’ m sorry I won ’ t be able to make it to your imaginary wedding , but I ’ m",neutral
"I know. I know. I panicked , I panicked. I didn ’ t want him to start yelling at me like I was some ’ 74 Latour .",positive
It ’ s Lafite. The ’ 74 Latour is actually drinking quite nicely .,negative
"All right here he comes. I ’ m gon na do this , I ’ m gon na tell him , I ’ m gon na be strong .",negative
I just called a friend of mine .,neutral
Yeah ?,positive
I think I may be able to book,neutral
Really ? !,positive
What is it sweetie ?,positive
There ’ s not gon na be a wedding. Ross and I are not getting married .,negative
I ’ m sorry daddy .,negative
I don ’ t believe this ! !,neutral
"Oh now daddy , stay calm. Please .",negative
Stay calm ? ! !,negative
How do you expect me to stay calm ? !,negative
This is unacceptable Rachel !,negative
And I wan na know why ? ! !,negative
Is it because that punk Ross won ’ t marry you ? !,negative
That ’ s it !,negative
Is that it ?,negative
"Yes. Yes , he says I ’ m damaged goods .",negative
"So , you ’ re like a zillionaire ?",positive
And you ’ re our age. You ’ re our age .,positive
"Y'know what , you should like , you should buy a state and then just name it after yourself .",neutral
What like Pete Dakota ?,neutral
"Yeah , or , or , or , Mississ-Pete .",neutral
"Oh , oh , I got it ! Pete-Chicago .",neutral
That ’ s not a state Joe .,neutral
"Oh , and Mississ-Pete is ?",neutral
"I got to go , so ah , I ’ ll see you guys later .",neutral
Okay .,neutral
You ’ re our age !,positive
"So ah , we on for tomorrow ?",neutral
Absolutely !,positive
Now get out of here you ! !,positive
"Okay , I ’ m running out of places I can touch him !",negative
"Look , is there something wrong with me ?",negative
I mean why am I only attracted to guys where there ’ s no future ?,negative
"Either they ’ re too old , or they ’ re too young , and then there ’ s Pete who ’ s-who ’ s crazy about me , and who ’ s absolutely perfect for me , and there ’ s like zip going on !",negative
"I mean , seriously , does it sound like something ’ s wrong with me ?",negative
No .,neutral
"Okay , I ’ m gon na go get Frank .",neutral
"So , we ’ re walking down the street and I turn to you and I say , “ Hey , let ’ s go hang out at Totally Nude Nudes , ” remember ?",neutral
"And then , and then , you turn to me and say , “ Nah , let ’ s just hang out at your place. ” Well , that was a nice move dumb ass .",positive
"Yeah , I think it was better when you guys were sad. Hey , uh , remember the roller blades ?",neutral
You know what else I ’ m not gon na miss ?,negative
`` I ’ m Monica .,negative
I wash the toilet 17 times a day .,negative
Even if people are on it ! '',negative
"`` Hi I ’ m Rachel , is my sweater too tight ? No ? Oh , I ’ d better wash it and shrink it ! ''",negative
"`` I ’ m Monica , I don ’ t get phone messages from interesting people. Ever ! ''",negative
Hey ! I call her !,positive
"`` Oh my God , I love Ross ! I hate Ross ! I love Ross ! I hate Ross ! ''",negative
"`` Oh my God , I can ’ t find a boyfriend !",negative
So I guess I ’ ll just stumble across the hall and sleep with the first guy I find in there ! '',negative
"Yeah , we should get a move on if we wan na make those dinner reservations .",neutral
"Item J437-A , color : winterberry .",neutral
"Hi umm , listen come here , come in .",neutral
I ’ m so-so sorry about yesterday .,negative
I-I ’ m really sorry .,negative
It ’ s just that I,positive
"Listen Ross , you don ’ t have to apologize. I understand why you were there .",neutral
You do ?,positive
"Yeah , you still have feelings for me .",negative
"And-and to be honest , I-I still have feelings for you .",positive
"And I wish that we can work it out Ross , but we can ’ t .",negative
"It ’ s too complicated with you and Rachel and the baby , I-I just… It just wasn ’ t meant to be .",negative
Oh God you ’ re right .,positive
"Ross , we…we have to be strong. Okay , I-I ’ m gon na go. Can I ? To remember you ?",negative
No .,neutral
"I ’ m telling you , if you want to take care of that thing , you should go to my herbal guy .",neutral
"Thank you , but I want to remove it Pheebs. I don ’ t want to make it savory .",neutral
"Y'know when girls sleep with guys with weird things on their body , they tell their friends about it .",neutral
Gim me this .,neutral
"Hi ! Okay , don ’ t be mad at me , but I couldn ’ t resist .",neutral
Brides magazines ?,positive
"Yes , and I know that you ’ d say no if he asked you , but I ’ m sorry ; how great would you look walking down the aisle in this Donna Carin .",neutral
"Oh , you so would ! Oh , you should get that anyway. Like for clubbing .",negative
"It is so weird , I know what I said , but uh , this morning , I was lying in bed I was , I was imagining what it would be like to say yes .",positive
"I know it ’ s a little sudden , and it ’ s a little rushed , and it ’ s totally not like me to do something like this , but that doesn ’ t mean I can ’ t .",positive
Right ?,positive
"I mean I ’ m-I ’ m crazy about Pete , and I know that we want the same things , and when I thought about saying yes , it made me really happy .",positive
Oh my God .,positive
I know. I need more pie .,neutral
"Hey Mon umm , if you do get married , can I bring two guests ?",neutral
You didn ’ t break up with that fireman ?,positive
"No , that was my way of telling you .",neutral
"Well , it turns out he ’ s incredibly sensitive , he keeps a journal and he paints .",neutral
He even showed me charcoal drawings that he drew of me .,neutral
Wow !,positive
"Yeah , well he ’ d prefer water colors , but y'know , he has easy access to a lot of charcoal .",neutral
"So then , are you going to dump Jason ?",neutral
"Well , yeah , because I have to break up with someone , and… Okay so Jason is sensitive , but now so ’ s Vince Plus , Vince has the body y'know ?",neutral
So… It ’ s really just about the math .,neutral
"Ok , so it 's a tie again , 41 to 41 .",neutral
"Ok , look ! Enough is enough !",negative
"No , I have just to have two more points to beat him !",positive
"Monica , that was also true an",neutral
I ca n't just walk away ! I 've put in four hours !,negative
You knew this about me when you married me !,neutral
You agreed to take me in sickness and in health .,neutral
"Well , this is my sickness !",negative
"Oh yeah-yeah , the lobster .",neutral
"Yeah , I mean I was up sick all night .",neutral
"Yeah me too , all night .",neutral
Really ? ! How come we didn ’ t cross paths ?,positive
"Yeah well that ’ s because uh…I stayed in my room. Yeah , you don ’ t want to look in my hamper .",neutral
I can ’ t believe there is a naked hooker in there !,positive
Wait ! Wait ! Maybe she ’ s a hooker,positive
"Yeah , okay let ’ s leave these two alone .",neutral
"No ! I do not care what my hormones are doing , I am not going to just do it with some random guy !",negative
Fine ! Then you tell Roger because he was really looking forward to this !,negative
So .,neutral
So .,neutral
I just thought the two of us should hang out for a bit .,neutral
"I mean , you know , we 've never really talked .",neutral
"I guess you 'd know that , being one of the two of us , though , right ?",neutral
"I know , I probably should n't even tell you this , but I 'm pretty much totally intimidated by you .",negative
Really ? Me ?,positive
"Oh my god , are you kidding ?",positive
"Ross is so crazy about you , and I really wanted you to like me , and , it 's probably me being totally paranoid , but I kinda got the feeling that maybe you do n't .",negative
"Well , you 're not totally paranoid .",neutral
Oy .,positive
"Um , ok , uh , oh god , um , when you and uh Ross first started going out , it was really hard for me , um , for many reasons , which I 'm not gon na bore you with now , but um , I just , I see how happy he is , you know , and how good you guys are together , and um , Monica 's always saying how nice you are , and god I hate it when she 's right .",negative
"Thanks. Hey , listen , would you like to go to a movie sometime or something ?",neutral
"Yeah , that 'd be great. I 'd love it .",positive
"I 'd love it too. Shoot , I got ta go. So , I 'll talk to you later .",neutral
"All right , Julie .",neutral
Bye .,neutral
Bye. What a manipulative bitch .,negative
"Chandler , I found the perfect ring .",positive
"Oh , that ’ s uh , that ’ s pretty nice but I ’ m gon na go with the one I picked first .",neutral
"Oh my God Chandler , the one you picked is gone. It ’ s over !",negative
What ?,positive
Some guy bought it. I ’ m sorry. I tired to stop it but they put me in jail !,negative
They put you in jail ?,positive
The little jail between the doors !,negative
"Phoebe , I asked you to guard the ring !",negative
"I know , I ’ m sorry ! But y ’ know , this ring is better ! Monica never even saw the other ring .",negative
Yeah but when he proposed to me with the ring I got goose bumps .,negative
Maybe it was the guy .,neutral
It was the ring !,negative
"No , not that , I mean , what about you and Mindy ?",neutral
"Well , if you want , I 'll just—I 'll just break it off with her .",neutral
"No. No-no-no-no , no. I mean , do n't do that. Not , I mean not for me .",negative
"Dr. Farber , Bobby Rush is here for his adjustment .",neutral
"Thanks , Bernice. Let 's go away this weekend .",neutral
"Oh , Barry .. ! Come on , this is all way too ..",positive
"We can , we can go to Aruba !",positive
"When I went there on what would have been our honeymoon , it was , uh ... it was really nice .",negative
You would 've liked it .,negative
I had a bra .,neutral
"Hey , Dr. Farber .",neutral
"All right Miss Green , everything looks fine ... Yep , I think we 're starting to see some real progress here .",neutral
What ? !,positive
"I 'm twelve , I 'm not stupid .",negative
Oh my God ! What does,positive
Oh that 's an eye removal machine .,neutral
"All right , I 'm outta here !",negative
I 'm kidding ! I 'm kidding !,positive
So were done then !,negative
"Almost ! But first , we got ta start .",neutral
This is a glaucoma test .,neutral
Uh-huh .,neutral
Sit down .,neutral
Okay .,neutral
"But your chin here. Now , you 'll feel a small puff of air in each eye .",neutral
What ? !,positive
"A small puff of air , now come on !",negative
"Sure , now I ’ m scared .",negative
"No , we can go together ! Just don ’ t wait too long though , okay ? ‘ Cause I ’ m outta here sometime before Friday .",neutral
"Yeah , but I don ’ t wan na die !",negative
"No-no , it ’ ll be fun ! We can come back and we can haunt these guys !",positive
"Um , Chandler , Ross , this is Robert .",neutral
"Oh , hey .",neutral
Hi .,neutral
"You ’ ve have lipstick right here . That ’ s okay , it ’ s mine , we just kissed .",neutral
Hey !,positive
Hey !,positive
No. Y'know how we ’ re always saying we need a place for the mail .,neutral
"Well , I started building one. But then I decided to take it to the next step .",neutral
You ’ re building a post office ?,positive
"No , an entertainment unit , with a mail cubby built right in. It ’ s a one day job , max .",neutral
Okay. My word ! Those are snug .,positive
"Oh yeah. These are my old work pants , Sergio Valente ’ s .",neutral
Power saw kinda got away from me there .,neutral
Hi !,positive
Another cheesecake came ! They delivered it to the wrong address again !,negative
"So just bring it back downstairs , what ’ s the problem ?",neutral
I can ’ t seem to say goodbye .,negative
"Are you serious ? ! Chandler , we ate an entire cheesecake two days ago and you want more ?",positive
Well I ’ ve forgotten what it tastes like okay ? !,negative
It was cheesecake .,neutral
It was fine .,neutral
"It had a buttery , crumbly , graham cracker crust , with a very rich yet light , cream cheese filling… Wow !",positive
My whole mouth just filled with saliva !,positive
Y ’ know what ? Forget it !,negative
Yeah and we ’ ll drop it off downstairs so that we ’ re not tempted .,neutral
Good idea. Where do you want to go to lunch ?,neutral
"Momma ’ s Little Bakery , Chicago , Illinois .",neutral
This one ’ s from me .,neutral
Ahh !,positive
"It wasn ’ t on your list , but hopefully you ’ ll think it ’ s really fun .",neutral
A scooter !,positive
Stick to the list. Always stick to the list .,neutral
"No ! No-no , I love it. Thank you .",positive
"Okay , open ours next. Open ours next !",positive
Okay .,neutral
"Now that you ’ re a couple , we don ’ t get two presents from you guys ?",neutral
For my last birthday you gave me a,neutral
Okay .,neutral
Happy birthday Grandma !,positive
It ’ s better to be over the hill then buried under it .,neutral
All our love Monica and Chandler .,neutral
"That ’ s funny , yeah !",positive
No-no-no-no ! That was the joke !,positive
"No , I know ! I get it ! It ’ s funny !",positive
"No , because you ’ re not a grandmother !",negative
"No I know , because to be a grandmother you have to be married and have children and I don ’ t have any of those things .",negative
That ’ s why it ’ s so funny .,neutral
All you had to do was buy the card !,negative
"Hey , Joey. What 's going on ?",neutral
Clear the tracks for the boobie payback express. Next stop : Rachel Green .,neutral
Joey ! ! What the hell were you doing ? !,negative
Sorry. Wrong boobies .,negative
"Hello , Joey .",neutral
"Oh ! ... Hello , dear .",positive
Man. Can you believe he 's only had sex with one woman ?,positive
"I think it 's great. Y'know , it 's sweet , it 's romantic ...",positive
Really ?,positive
"No , you kidding ? The guy 's a freak ..",negative
"Hey , buddy .",neutral
"Oh , that 's attractive .",neutral
"Oh , I thought you were great in Silence of the Lambs. Oh come on , admit it ! All things considered , you had fun tonight .",positive
"Fun ? Where was the fun ? Tell me specifically , which part was the fun part ? Where 's my puck ?",negative
"Oh , ah- the kid has it .",neutral
"The kid ... ? Excuse me , uh , that 's , that 's my puck .",negative
"You got ta do it , man .",neutral
"Oh yeah ? Well , I 'm rubber , you 're glue , whatever——ca n't do it. Listen , uh- gim me back my puck .",negative
"Yes ' , how about. C'mere. Gim me !",negative
Hey ! Hey ! No rough holding in my ER !,negative
GIVE ME MY PUCK ! !,negative
... Now,negative
"Oh , look , wish me luck !",positive
What for ?,neutral
I 'm gon na go get one of those job things .,neutral
"Oh , I told the stripper to be here at five. That ’ s good right ?",neutral
You ordered a stripper for the shower ? ! That is totally inappropriate !,negative
What ? He ’ s gon na be dressed as a baby ! Oh hi Mrs. Green !,positive
Hi !,positive
I ’ m so glad you could make it .,positive
"Yes , thank you so much. And again , we ’ re so sorry. We could not feel worse about it .",positive
Try. There ’ s my little girl .,positive
She ’ s still mad .,neutral
Yeah I know. Isn ’ t it great ? One less person we have to make small talk with .,positive
"Phoebe , Sandra ’ s mad at you too. It-it doesn ’ t bother you ?",positive
"Oh , that ’ s very—Really very-very okay .",neutral
"Julie ’ s cervix is dilated a seven centimeters , that ’ s about four fingers. The doctor let me feel it myself .",positive
Have you felt Rachel ’ s cervix Ross ?,neutral
"No , I don ’ t think we ’ ll be doing that .",negative
We ’ re not gon na do that .,negative
"Well , if you like you can feel Rachel ’ s and then feel mine to compare .",neutral
Am I interrupting ?,neutral
Uh yes ! Thank you .,positive
Oh. Oh wait no .,neutral
Later .,neutral
"Oh uh , I ’ m sorry .",neutral
No Ross ! Ross ! Ross ! My child has no father !,negative
Try feeding her again .,neutral
I already fed her .,neutral
"I know , that ’ s why I said again !",negative
"Alright you guys , we can ’ t turn on each other , Okay ? That ’ s just what she wants .",negative
Hey .,neutral
Phoebe ! Rachel ! It ’ s Monica ! I wonder what you could possibly need me for on such short notice ! Oh .,positive
"Oh Monica , we are so sorry .",negative
For what ?,positive
"Well first , for forgetting to throw you a bridal shower .",negative
And then for forgetting to invite you to it .,neutral
You al-you already had it ?,positive
"Well , we called everyone in your phone book and a bunch of people came , but it took us so long to get you here that they-they had to leave .",neutral
"Yeah , we wanted to throw you a big surprise and a great shower , and now you don ’ t have either .",negative
We ruined everything .,negative
Ugh,negative
"Well no , wait a minute , that ’ s not true !",negative
"No , what did , that was really sweet .",positive
And it kinda works out for the best .,positive
"What do you , what do you mean ?",positive
"Well now , I get to spend my shower with the only people I really love !",positive
"I mean , I get all those presents without having to talk to people I don ’ t even like !",positive
Surprise,negative
Surprise,positive
Monica .,neutral
"I ca n't believe it 's raining again ! Oh , it 's so unfair ! ! !",negative
"Well , on the bright side , now you wo n't have to see all these paleontologists with their shirts off .",neutral
Not you guys .,neutral
You got it going on !,positive
"So , what are we gon na do today ?",neutral
They have a game room downstairs ! Ping pong and stuff .,neutral
"Ping pong ? Honey , they have ping pong ! Let 's play !",positive
I do n't think so !,positive
Why not ?,neutral
"Because you know how competitive you get and well , I say it 's cute , others disagree , and I 'm lying !",neutral
I 'm not always that bad !,neutral
"Oh ,",neutral
I punched you ... ?,positive
And ... ?,positive
... Phoebe ... ?,positive
... and ... ?,neutral
I clunked your heads together !,neutral
"Sorry I ah , I scared you in there .",negative
"Oh , that ’ s okay. By the way , I was just checking the shower massager .",neutral
Yeah .,neutral
Hey !,positive
I tried to reach you at work. There ’ s .... been a fire .,negative
What ? ! Oh my ... Oh my God ! ! What happened ? !,positive
"Well , we believe it originated here. In the Aroma Room .",neutral
All right. Did everyone get out okay ?,negative
"Well , the giraffe ’ s okay. And so is the pirate .",neutral
Ohh. What is this ?,positive
"No Phoebe , don ’ t look ! You don ’ t want to see what ’ s under there ! !",negative
"Ohh , the-the Foster puppets !",negative
Hey ! How long until Pete ’ s fight ?,neutral
"Oh , about five minutes. Right now they ’ re interviewing his opponent. Apparently he trains by going to Iran and pulling the arms off thieves .",neutral
Hot dog ?,neutral
"Four , please. I ’ m really nervous. Thank you .",negative
"So Ross , how umm , how did it go with Bonnie ?",neutral
"I got ta tell you , I-I wasn ’ t expecting to like her at all , I mean I actually wasn ’ t expecting to like anyone right now , but she ’ s really terrific .",positive
"Ohh , that ’ s too bad !",negative
"No , I-I ’ m saying I liked her .",positive
"Yeah , y'know what , there are other fish in the sea .",neutral
"Pheebs , I think she ’ s great. Okay ? We ’ re going out again .",positive
"Okay , I hear you ! Are you capable of talking about any thing else ?",negative
Hey ! Which one ’ s my turkey burger ?,neutral
"Ahh , the one next to my foot. Sorry .",neutral
"Hey , the fight ’ s starting !",positive
"Okay , we ’ ll be right in. So ah , did your boss try to slap you again today ?",neutral
Nine times !,negative
"Okay , I had to put on lotion !",neutral
"But , it ’ s gon na be okay , because as of tomorrow I ’ m conducting an experiment , and if all goes as planned , my butt will be smack free .",neutral
Fight ’ s over !,neutral
"Okay , okay , here she comes ! How do I look ? Do I look like a guy who doesn ’ t want to get married ?",neutral
"Yeah ! And also , a little like a French guy. I never noticed that before .",positive
Hi guys !,positive
Hey !,neutral
What are you up too ?,neutral
"Oh , just hanging out , talkin ’ about uh , websites .",neutral
"Yeah , we saw this really interesting website about marriage and how totally unnecessary it is and how its just a way for the government to keep tabs on you .",neutral
"Yeah , Big Brother .",neutral
Well that ’ s a little crazy. Although I am y ’ know glad to hear that you ’ re branching out on what you look at on the Internet .,neutral
"Yeah , well… Y ’ know , it just got me thinking though , why would anybody ever want to get married huh ?",neutral
Why ? ! To celebrate your relationship ! To solidify your commitment ! To declare your love for one another to the world !,negative
Eh,neutral
Okay well that ’ s good to know .,negative
The Mr. Bowmont ’ s here ! ! !,positive
"Oh that ’ s great , my friend Joey ’ s in the movie business .",positive
Y ’ know who I ran into from school ? Howie .,neutral
My friend ’ s name is Joey .,neutral
Apparently Howie ’ s editing now .,neutral
"Yeah , he-he-he calls me up and asks me if he can edit my new movie .",negative
Can you believe that ? !,positive
Y ’ know I-I-I haven ’ t spoken to him in like ten years and he asks me for a favor !,positive
"Yeah , I ’ ve always hated that Howie .",negative
"No , no `` How you doing ? '' Man , I mean not even a cup of coffee first !",negative
The nerve huh ?,negative
Yeah !,negative
Refill ?,neutral
Hey ! How you doing ?,positive
"Good ! Good , long time no see .",positive
Like your sweater .,neutral
"Oh hey , right back at ya .",neutral
"Oh , it ’ s crazy about Rachel huh ?",positive
"Yeah. She—Well , she ’ s one crazy lady ?",positive
So whose is it ?,neutral
"Umm , I don ’ t some Italian guy. Come on , read your own label. See you later .",neutral
Okay .,neutral
He is so weird .,negative
You wan na fool around with Joey ?,positive
Yeah !,positive
"You know , ever since I had that dream about him , and ca n't get it out of my head !",positive
"And what 's the big deal , people do it all the time !",positive
Who ? Who do you know that are friends that just fool around ?,positive
"Ok , off the top of my head ... Don and Janet .",neutral
"Who , who are they ?",neutral
I know them from work .,neutral
Both of them ?,positive
"No , one of them ...",neutral
Which one ?,neutral
"I do n't know , what were the names I just said ?",neutral
"Rachel , things can get incredibly complicated .",negative
"All right , all right , you 're right",negative
What the hell are you cooking !,positive
Oh my God ! How did you get back here ? !,positive
"Fire alarm ? Oh ! Hi , officer—fireman , can-can I help you ?",positive
We found your fire alarm in the trash chute .,negative
That ’ s not mine .,neutral
Yes it is .,neutral
How do you know ?,negative
"The next time you want to dump a fire alarm in a trash chute , don ’ t wrap it in a blanket that says , `` Property of Phoebe Buffay not Monica . ''",negative
"Okay do you—Okay , do you have a search warrant ? Because the last time I checked this was still America !",negative
"Please reattach this , it ’ s against the law to disconnect them .",neutral
Fine ! But please God .. tell me how to stop them from going off !,negative
There ’ s a reset button under the plastic cover .,neutral
There ’ s a reset button ? !,positive
My God !,positive
Why didn ’ t I see that !,positive
"Reset button , reset button , where is there a reset button ?",neutral
Oh here it is !,positive
Oh !,positive
"Ohh , God !",positive
Four letters : `` Circle or hoop '' .,neutral
"Ring dammit , ring !",negative
Thanks .,neutral
"Hey , you know our phone 's not working ?",positive
What ? !,positive
"I tried to call you from the coffee shop , and there was no answer .",neutral
"I turned it off. Mother of God , I turned it off !",negative
Just like you told her you did ! ... Just pointing out the irony .,neutral
"Hey , so listen , I went across the street and talked to the doorman- I got the peeper 's name ! Can I use the phone ?",negative
Nngghhh ! ! ! ! ! ! !,negative
"Can I use your phone ? Yeah , the number for a Sidney Marks , please .",neutral
`` Heating device . '',neutral
Radiator .,neutral
Five letters .,neutral
Rdtor .,neutral
"Yeah , is Sidney there ? Oh , this is ? Sidney 's a woman .",positive
"Well , you 'll have to wait your turn .",neutral
"Well , how long do you think it 'll be ?",neutral
Any minute now .,neutral
"Hey , this- Heyy ...",positive
Hey .,neutral
Hey ! Any good mail ?,neutral
"Yes , you got something from the Screen Actor ’ s Guild .",neutral
"Ooh , it ’ s probably a residual check , hey can you open it for me , I ’ m kinda… .",neutral
`` Benefits lapsed . '',neutral
Hmm that ’ s weird. I don ’ t remember being in a move called benefits lapsed .,neutral
"Okay , it ’ s not a check. They ’ re saying your health insurance expired because , you didn ’ t work enough last year .",neutral
Let me see that !,positive
All right .,neutral
"Oh , I can ’ t believe this !",positive
This sucks !,negative
"When I had insurance I could get hit by a bus or catch on fire , y ’ know ?",negative
And it wouldn ’ t matter .,negative
Now I got ta be careful ?,negative
"I ’ m sorry man , there ’ s never a good time to stop catching on fire .",negative
"All right well , I guess I got ta go get a job. I ’ m gon na go see my agent .",negative
"Okay , make sure you look both ways before you cross the street .",neutral
look both ways before you cross the street .,positive
I ca n't believe Phoebe 's gon na have her babies !,positive
"I know , it 's beautiful. Amazing .",positive
"I had to kiss Phoebe and Rachel every time I left a room , I mean it 's too bad they did n't see us having sex .",neutral
Do you know anything about women ?,neutral
No .,neutral
That 's all right .,neutral
Okay .,neutral
Remember when we went to Central Park and rented boats ? .. That was fun .,positive
Yeah. He could row like a viking .,positive
Hi .,neutral
Mmm .,neutral
So how 'd it go ?,neutral
"Oh , y'know ..",neutral
Did he mention us ?,neutral
He said he 's really gon na miss you guys .,negative
"You had a rough day , huh .. c'mere .",negative
... love you .,positive
Are you 're hands still wet ?,neutral
"Uh , moist , yeah .",neutral
Let 's dry 'em again .,neutral
Oh my God ! Oh my God ! !,negative
Still crying ?,positive
Like a,neutral
"Y ’ know , I only know of two surefire ways to shut a man up. And one of them is sex .",neutral
What ’ s the other one ?,neutral
"I don ’ t know , I ’ ve never had to use the other one .",neutral
"I ’ m just saying y ’ know , if we ’ re having sex , he ’ s not gon na be talking .",neutral
Oh that ’ s right .,positive
You ’ re the talker .,neutral
"Anyway uh , great idea !",positive
"Umm , I got ta go to the store ; I told him that I would buy him some more tissues .",neutral
"Oh , we have some",neutral
No you don ’ t !,negative
"Okay , yeah. Triple A can pick us up .",neutral
"Yeah , what town are we near ?",neutral
"Freemont. West-Westmont , ah Westburg ?",neutral
Then why are you answering ? Do you at least know what route we ’ re on ?,negative
"Yeah , we are definitely on Route 27 .",neutral
"Okay. We are at a rest stop on Route 27. Okay. There is no Route 27. Okay , either 93 or 76 ?",neutral
"I don ’ t know , I ’ m sorry , I always slept in the back when we drove up here .",negative
"Hey , can you send somebody up and down 76 and check every rest stop , and , and also 93 ?",neutral
Okay !,neutral
"Yeah , no they don ’ t do that .",neutral
"Ugh , okay , well somebody will come and save us .",neutral
Who ?,negative
I mean have you seen a car come by here in the last hour and a half ?,negative
"I think we should call Ross , maybe he can get a car and come pick us up .",neutral
"No ! No , I am not getting in a car with Ross , we will just have to live here !",negative
But if ...,negative
"No you guys , I am not getting in a car with him , you ’ ll have to think of something else .",negative
"Oh good , oh Joey and Chandler are back .",positive
So the going for help went well ?,neutral
"I ’ m telling you man , I saw it .",neutral
"Yeah , well , you ’ re wrong ! Okay , you ’ re wrong .",negative
"I ’ m not wrong ! I wish I was. I ’ m sorry. Bet that barium enema doesn ’ t sound so bad now , huh ?",negative
I know .,neutral
Let ’ s try a look…of far off…wonderment .,neutral
"Okay , we ’ ll-we ’ ll gaze into our future and we ’ ll think about our marriage and the days to come .",positive
Chandler !,positive
What is the matter with your face ? !,positive
"I mean this picture is supposed to say `` Geller and Bing to be married , '' not `` Local woman saves drowning moron ! ''",negative
Hey !,negative
Don ’ t laugh at him !,negative
He ’ s,neutral
We ’ re gon na find love !,positive
Definitely !,positive
"Yeah , I ’ m pretty confident about that .",neutral
That ’ s what makes it so easy for me to be 80 % happy for Monica and Chandler !,positive
It would be nice to have a little guarantee though .,neutral
What do you mean ?,neutral
"Well y ’ know , some people make deals with a friend , like if neither of them are married by the time they ’ re 40 , they marry each other .",neutral
You mean a backup ?,neutral
Exactly !,positive
"Yeah , yeah I got that .",neutral
You do ?,neutral
Hm-mmm,neutral
Who ?,neutral
Yeah !,positive
Are you serious ? !,positive
"Yeah , I locked him years ago !",positive
"Wh… So… If neither of you are married by the time you ’ re 40 , you ’ re gon na marry Joey .",positive
"Yep , we shook on it. Yeah but believe me that is not how he wanted to seal the deal .",neutral
"Oh , seriously ?",positive
"Yeah uh , what am I gon na do ?",neutral
"Yeah , I ’ m sorry man. You wan na go watch ?",neutral
Yeah !,positive
Good morning .,neutral
"Hi Tag ! Hey , so did you have fun with uh , with Joey last night ?",positive
Oh yeah ! We went to the Knicks game .,positive
Ohh that ’ s nice .,positive
Then we went to this bar and he hooked us up with all these women !,positive
Wo-women ? You mean like old women ?,negative
"Well kinda old , like 30 .",neutral
Oh .,neutral
"And I never used to be able to just talk to girls in bars , but I got like 20 phone numbers last night .",positive
"That ’ s great ! Wow man , so Joey must ’ ve really taught you some stuff huh ?",positive
A little .,neutral
Yeah ?,positive
How you doin ’ ?,neutral
"Phoebe , we are so proud of you ! You 're amazing !",positive
I know .,neutral
So does it really hurt as bad as they say ?,positive
What did you just say ?,positive
You roll another hard eight and we get married here tonight .,positive
Are you serious ? !,positive
Yes ! I love you ! I 've never loved anybody as much as I love you .,positive
I 've never loved anybody as much as I love you .,positive
"Okay , so if an eight comes up , we take it as a sign and we do it !",positive
What do you say ?,neutral
Okay !,positive
Okay ! Come on ! Let 's go ! All right !,positive
Okay ! That 's a four ! And where-where 's the other one ?,negative
It went under the table .,neutral
"Nobody move ! Okay , you look that way ; I 'll look this way !",negative
Here it is ! Here it is !,positive
That could be a four or a five. It 's your call .,neutral
It 's a four .,neutral
I think so too .,neutral
Well that ’ s it. I ’ m done. Whew ! There come the meat sweats .,positive
"Well Joey , we ’ re all…we ’ re all very proud of you .",positive
"Yes , I believe we can expect a call from the President any moment now .",neutral
Is there anything we can do for you ?,neutral
"No just , nobody press on my stomach .",neutral
You can keep those pants by the way .,neutral
Whoa—hey—wh-wh-what do you got there ? What is that ? Pie ?,positive
"Yeah , you want some ?",neutral
"Ah , just cut me a little sliver .",positive
A little bigger .,neutral
Little bigger .,neutral
What ? !,positive
Are you afraid you ’ re gon na run out ? !,negative
Cut me a real piece !,negative
"Phoebe , oh my God ! Wh-wh-what are you doing here ?",positive
"I need to talk to you , it ’ s pretty urgent. It ’ s about Monica and Chandler .",neutral
Oh my God !,positive
"Of course , of course .",neutral
"Umm , would you please excuse me for a moment ?",neutral
"Umm , do you know each other ’ s hometowns ?",neutral
Why don ’ t you… Wh-what ’ s going on ?,negative
"Well , umm , not much .",neutral
"But , I was just thinking that since those guys just got engaged that maybe it would be nice if they had some privacy , y ’ know ?",neutral
"So , could I just move in with you for a couple days ?",neutral
"Umm , okay , yeah , sure. But wh-what ’ s wrong with Monica and Chandler ?",neutral
Nothing .. Why ?,neutral
"Phoebe , you said it was urgent !",negative
Oh yeah it is ! I ’ m going to the movies and it starts in like five minutes .,neutral
Do you realize I have a classroom full of students ?,negative
"Oh , I ’ m sorry. I ’ m so rude. Does anyone want to come to the movies ?",neutral
"Look , look , there ’ s got to be a way we can work past this .",negative
"Okay , I can ’ t imagine , I can ’ t imagine my life without you .",negative
"Without , without these arms , and your face , and this heart .",negative
"Your good heart Rach , and , and ....",negative
No .,neutral
"I can ’ t , you ’ re a totally different person to me now .",negative
"I used to think of you as somebody that would never , ever hurt me , ever .",negative
"God , and now I just can ’ t stop picturing with her , I can ’ t , it doesn ’ t matter what you say , or what you do , Ross .",negative
"It ’ s just changed , everything .",negative
Forever .,negative
"Yeah , but this can ’ t be it , I mean .",negative
Then how come it is ?,negative
"Windows are clean , candels are lit .",neutral
"Uh , belt 's to tight , got ta change the belt .",positive
Did I turn the fish ?,neutral
"No , cause I made lasagne .",neutral
Am I out of control ?,negative
Just a touch .,neutral
"Mon , I do n't understand .",neutral
"I mean , you 've been dating this guy since like , what ... his midterms ?",positive
"I mean , why all the sudden are you so ... Oh .",positive
What ?,neutral
Could tonight be the Night ?,positive
I do n't know .,neutral
Look he 's a great guy and I love being with him but ... you know .,positive
"Things happen , and they happen .",positive
You do n't plan these things .,neutral
"So , did you shave your legs ?",neutral
Yeah .,neutral
Ross !,negative
"Okay , Raymond , Joey you 're up .",neutral
Hi !,positive
"Okay , uh well , let 's try one. Whenever you guys are ready .",neutral
Uh-oh .,negative
Is there a problem ?,neutral
"Well this is noodle soup and uh , I 've been working with tomato .",neutral
"But that 's okay , no problem .",neutral
No problem .,neutral
"Hmm , noodle soup .",neutral
"Y'know , that's-that 's fine , but the line is , `` Hmm , soup . ''",neutral
"Oh , what did I say ?",positive
"Hmm , noodle soup .",neutral
How 's that different ? Oh ! Yeah !,positive
"All right , let 's try one .",neutral
"Hmm , noodle soup .",neutral
Okay. Let 's do it again .,neutral
Okay .,neutral
"Hmm , soup. I mean , noodle soup. I mean soup !",negative
COME ON ! ! ! !,negative
Y'know what ? We need to move on .,negative
"No ! No ! I-I can do it one more time ! See ? Look ! Hmm , noodle soup. Damnit !",negative
Okay. Just give us a second. Ross !,neutral
Yeah ?,neutral
Give her some money .,neutral
I really think they ’ re out of rooms .,neutral
"They ’ re not ! ! Ross , they ’ re just saving them for the important people ! ! Okay ? ! What-what if I was the president ? !",negative
"Well then we ’ d be in a lot of trouble , you don ’ t know where any countries are .",neutral
Okay .,neutral
"Uh , say would you umm… Would you mind checking again to see if any umm , private rooms may have opened up ?",neutral
This is a hospital .,neutral
Y ’ know what ?,neutral
I ’ d have to say I really don ’ t care for your tone .,negative
And this is not the only hospital in this city and we have no problem to—Whoa !,negative
Oh gosh !,positive
What-what ?,positive
Ow ! Ow ! Contraction. Ow-ow ! Ow-ow !,positive
Would you like to see a semi-private room ?,neutral
"Yeah , it couldn ’ t hurt to look .",neutral
"I 'm just sayin ' if dogs do experience jet lag , then , because of the whole um , seven dog years to one human year thing , then , when a dog flies from New York to Los Angeles , he does n't just lose three hours , he loses like a week and a half .",neutral
That 's funny. Who are they ?,positive
"The blond woman is my ex-wife , and the woman touching her is her ... close , personal friend .",neutral
You mean they 're lovers .,positive
If you wan na put a label on it .,neutral
"Wow , uh , anything else I should know ?",positive
"Oh God , Ross , I can not do this .",negative
"Okay , quick and painful .",neutral
"Oh God ... Okay. Alright. Alright. Okay. Ross , please do n't hate me .",negative
"Oh , what ? What-what ?",positive
Y'know Marcel ?,neutral
... Yeah ?,neutral
"Well , I kind of ... I kind of lost him .",negative
Hi Pheebs !,positive
Hi !,positive
How are ya ?,neutral
Good .,neutral
"Umm Pheebs , remember when we were in the coffee house we decided that I was going to keep the uh , the cute guy ’ s cell phone ?",neutral
Yeah .,neutral
And remember how I said I was going to keep it in my purse so that if it rang I could just pick it up ?,neutral
Yeah !,positive
And do you remember going into my purse and stealing the phone ? !,negative
"Ooh , now you lost me .",negative
You stole the phone !,negative
No I didn ’ t !,negative
"No ? So you ’ re saying that if I called it , it wouldn ’ t ring ?",negative
"No. Umm , okay. But while you dial , let me show you the features of my new ringing handbag. Oh , it does work !",negative
Phoebe !,negative
It ’ s not here .,neutral
"Puzzler. A bit of a puzzle. Why don ’ t you um , check the copy room , maybe you left the contracts in there ?",neutral
How could I have left them in the copy room ?,neutral
I don ’ t know Tag ! How can your genitals make phone calls ? Okay ? It ’ s not a perfect world ! Just go please .,negative
Fine .,negative
How ya doin ' ? Welcome. Good to see ya !,positive
This will be your phone .,neutral
"That 's great. But uh , I 'm not really expecting a lot of calls .",neutral
No you answer it and take pledges .,neutral
But I 'm the host !,positive
"No , Gary Collins is the host. You 'll be answering the phones .",neutral
"You do n't seem to understand. See , I was Dr. Drake Remoray .",neutral
"Well , here 's your phone doctor .",neutral
Hey guys .,neutral
Hey Gunther. Hi. I mean you ’ re going out on a date with the noisy guy upstairs ?,positive
"Well , he ’ s very charming .",neutral
"I know , he ’ s too charming , but if you two start going out , then it ’ s just gon na make it so much harder for me to hate him .",negative
"Well , you ’ re just gon na have to try .",neutral
"Joey , where are the",neutral
"I don ’ t know , Chandler is supposed to be passin ’ ‘ em around ...",neutral
"Okay , ten blocks down. Five to go .",negative
Oh wait ! Stop ! Stop ! Stop !,positive
Oh I ’ m sorry ! Do you need a break ?,positive
My boots in tan ! Hey ! Can you get a little closer so I can see the price ?,positive
I can see it from right here. It ’ ll cost you one husband .,positive
"Okay , I ’ m sorry. I think I can walk the rest of the way now. Just-just give me my boots .",negative
Come on more !,negative
Oh God !,positive
"Yeah , you like that don ’ t you ?",neutral
Oh yeah right there !,positive
You want it there ? You take it there baby !,positive
Uh Phoebe ?,negative
"Yeah , say my name. Say it ! And now I ’ m going to cover you back up , and umm we ’ re never doing this again .",positive
Happy ? ! Is that what I ’ m supposed to be Vic ? Happy ?,negative
"Well , why don ’ t you tell me what you ’ re supposed to be !",negative
Huh ?,neutral
Because I sure as hell can ’ t figure it out !,negative
I talk to you and it ’ s nothin ’ .,neutral
"You look at me , and nothin ’ .",neutral
Nothing .,neutral
"You guys make me fly ! High ! Okay , we ’ re gon na pick it up here , tomorrow .",positive
"Well , that was ah ...",neutral
What ? ! What are you doing ? !,positive
Do you know what just happened ?,negative
Yeah. We-we had sex and then we fell asleep .,neutral
No. We were in the middle of sex…and,neutral
"Nooo ! No , that ’ s not true. No , best time ever ! Yeah , you rocked my world !",positive
"Do n't worry , Chandler , it 's not a globe of the United States .",neutral
Hey you guys I 'm gon na go out and take a walk .,neutral
"Phoebe , why is your bag moving ?",positive
"Oh , it 's not !",neutral
"Seriously , it 's moving !",positive
What the hell is in there ?,positive
It 's just my knitting that 's all ! Yes ! I knit this. I 'm very good .,neutral
There will come a time in each of your careers when you ’ ll have a chance to screw over another soap opera actor .,neutral
"I had such an opportunity in the recent , present .",neutral
"And I ’ m ashamed to say that I took it , I advised a fellow actor to play a role , homosexually .",negative
"Yeah , we both auditioned for the part , and uh , as it turned out , they ah , they liked the stupid gay thing and cast him .",negative
"And now , he ’ s got a two year contract opposite Susan Luchhi , the first lady of daytime television , and me , me I ’ m stuck here teaching a bunch of people , most of whom are too ugly to even be on TV .",negative
"I ’ m sorry , I ’ m sorry , I ’ m sorry .",negative
Thank you .,neutral
Rach ?,positive
I ’ ll be out in a second .,neutral
Oh. It ’ s just so unexpected ! I…I uh…Boy I ’ ll tell you it ’ s just such an honor to be nominated for a,positive
"Honey , we have to go. Our reservations are at 8:00 .",neutral
in Reservations at 8:00 by Neil Simon. Thank-thank you Neil. Thank you for the words .,neutral
"Okay honey , you can finish this later we ’ re gon na be late. We got ta go .",neutral
"Please , don ’ t play the music. Just uh one more .",positive
I ca n't believe you do n't want to know .,positive
"I mean , I could n't not know , I mean , if , if the doctor knows , and Carol knows , and Susan knows ....",positive
And Monica knows ...,neutral
"Wha , heh , how could you know , I do n't even know !",positive
"Carol called me to thank me for the lasagna , I asked , she told me .",neutral
So what 's it gon na be ?,positive
"Wait—oh—hey—huh , oh great now he knows , and I do n't know !",negative
"I 'm sorry , I 'm just excited about being an aunt !",positive
Or an uncle ...,neutral
Hey Phoebe !,positive
Hi Pheebs !,positive
Pheebs !,positive
Fine !,negative
"Phoebe , what 's the matter ?",neutral
"Nothing , I 'm sorry , I 'm just , I 'm out of sorts .",negative
"Oh , right , that 's me !",positive
"Hey , Chandler , that table place closes at 7 , come on .",neutral
Fine .,neutral
"Phoebe , what is it ?",neutral
"All right , you know Paolo ?",neutral
"I 'm familiar with his work , yes ...",neutral
"Well , he made a move on me .",negative
"Whoa , store will be open tomorrow !",positive
"More coffee over here , please !",positive
Hey .,neutral
"Hey. What , what are you doing here ?",positive
"Well , I-I thought a lot about what you said , and um , I realilized duh , all right maybe I was a little judgmental .",negative
"Yeah , oh , but oh ...",neutral
"Look now , Phoebe remember , hey , their just fulfilling their Christmas ....",neutral
Destiny .,neutral
Sure .,neutral
Yes .,neutral
All right .,neutral
Okay. Yikes ! That one doesn ’ t look very fulfilled .,positive
"Oh , that ’ s , that ’ s ah , one of the old ones , he ’ s just taking it to the back .",neutral
"You keep the old ones in the back , that is so ageist .",negative
Well we have to make room for the fresh ones .,neutral
"So , what happens to the old guys ?",negative
"Well , they go into the chipper .",neutral
"Why , do I have a feeling that ’ s not as happy as it sounds ? No ! Nooooo ! ! !",negative
Hey ! Hey ! !,positive
Light still out ?,neutral
Yeah .,neutral
Oh. Maybe they're- napping .,neutral
"Oh please , they 're having sex .",negative
Shut up !,negative
"So , whaddya think George is like ?",neutral
I think he 's shy .,neutral
Yeah ?,positive
Yeah. I think you have to draw him out. And then- when you do- he 's a preppy animal .,neutral
"Hi ! Hi , I ’ m Ross , you don ’ t know me , but I ’ m a big , big fan of yours. I mean ,",positive
Aren ’ t you with that girl over there ?,neutral
"Well , yeah , kinda .",neutral
"Um , but that ’ s okay , see we have an understanding , um , see we each have this list of five famous people , so I ’ m allowed to sleep with you .",neutral
"No , no , no , it ’ s flattery .",positive
"Oh no , no , no , wait , wait , Isabella .",positive
"Don ’ t , don ’ t just dismiss this so fast .",negative
I mean this is a once in a lifetime opportunity ...,neutral
"Yeah , for you. Is that the list ?",neutral
"Um , yeah .",neutral
May I see it ?,neutral
"Um , no .",negative
Come on !,positive
"But , okay .",neutral
I ’ m not on the list !,positive
"Um , see , but that ’ s not the final draft .",neutral
It ’ s laminated !,negative
"Yeah , um , okay see , you were , you were on the list but my friend , Chandler brought up the very good point that you are international , so I bumped you for Wynona Rider , local .",neutral
Y'know it ’ s ironic ...,neutral
... because I have a list of five goofy coffee house guys and yesterday I bumped you for that guy over there .,neutral
We ’ re just gon na be friends .,neutral
Get out of here you lurker ! Go on ! Get !,negative
Hey Pheebs !,positive
Ohh ! You made up !,positive
"Yeah , I could n't be mad at him for too long .",neutral
"Yeah , she could n't live without the Chan Love .",positive
"Ohh , get a room .",negative
We have one .,neutral
I know. Use it .,negative
"Oh Mon , listen I have to ask !",positive
"Okay , Joey Tribbiani invited me back to his apartment , now does he do this with a lot of girls ?",neutral
"Yeah , a lot. A lot , a lot !",neutral
"Ohh ! And I ’ m one of them ! ! Wow ! Oh , I just can not believe this ! I mean , Joey Tribbiani !",positive
"Well , y ’ know it ’ s none of my business , but aren ’ t you married ?",neutral
Yeah. Oh I just wish we could not be married for a little bit ! Y ’ know I just wish we could be like on a break !,negative
Ross ! I think she is trying to make something happen with you to get back at me !,negative
So that ’ s the only reason she could be here huh ?,neutral
It couldn ’ t have anything to do with the fact that-that maybe I ’ m a good listener and I uh I put on a,neutral
"Ross , I am telling you that she is using you to get back at me !",negative
"I think I can take care of myself , I ’ ll talk to you later .",neutral
Good-bye .,neutral
Whoa !,positive
"Uh , that was your sister actually .",neutral
She-she thinks that you ’ re just using me .,neutral
So ?,neutral
I ’ m sorry .,negative
What are you doing here ? !,positive
"I-I , came to fill your ice cube trays .",neutral
What ? !,positive
"Umm , okay , okay , look .",neutral
I took this picture from your fridge .,negative
"Okay , because I know that this is my Father .",negative
"Yeah , this is Frank Buffay and you are standing right there next to him .",negative
"Now , look I deserve to know where I came from .",negative
All right ?,negative
So if you can help me find my Father then you should !,negative
"Otherwise , you ’ re just mean !",negative
"So , just tell me the truth !",negative
"All right , the man in the picture is Chuck Magioni .",neutral
My Father is Chuck Magioni ?,positive
"No , no , that ’ s just Chuck Magioni , I-I sold him a house last year !",neutral
"And I ’ m very sorry , but I don ’ t know where your Father is , and that ’ s the truth .",negative
Oh .,negative
"But umm , you ’ re right .",neutral
I think that a person should know where they come from .,neutral
"Wh-which is why I ah , ahh , okay .",neutral
I ’ m your mother .,neutral
Heh ?,positive
"Y'know I wanted to tell you yesterday , but I just , I kinda felt all floopy , and ...",negative
What ’ s happening to your accent ?,positive
Come again ?,positive
What ’ s-what ’ s this nonsense ?,negative
"All right , I ’ m-I ’ m not English .",negative
I ’ m from Long Island .,neutral
"I was really nervous and the accent just uh , just came out .",negative
I ’ m sorry .,negative
"So , if we could just get back to the lecture .",neutral
"Umm , were there any questions ?",neutral
About paleontology .,neutral
"All right , look I was just trying to make a good first impression .",negative
"Obviously , I screwed up .",negative
But what you guys think of me is really important because I ’ m-I ’ m hoping to get a permanent job here .,neutral
So if you just give me another chance to make a good impression,neutral
Ross ! ! Are you crazy ? ! I am,negative
"Well , hello Rachel !",positive
"Where you going , Joe ?",neutral
For a walk .,neutral
Oh. You mind if I join you ?,neutral
"Actually , that will be long. You know , I really need to organize my thoughts .",neutral
Your thoughts ? Plural ?,positive
"Allright , fine , I only have one thought ! It 's about the hot nanny , I got ta see her !",positive
"I 'm afraid I ca n't let you do that , Joe .",neutral
Now YOU 'RE telling me I ca n't see her ? ?,negative
You guys are killing me !,negative
She 's forbidden fruit !,negative
"It 's like ... like she 's the princess and I 'm the stable boy ... Why are you doing this , huh ?",negative
Did Ross tell you not to let me go over there ?,neutral
"Yes , as a matter of fact he did , so I ca n't let you go .",neutral
Huh. Interesting. Now there are obstacles. Hot nanny and me against the world. This is the kind of stuff great novels are made of .,negative
Great novels ?,positive
Fine ... mediocre porn,neutral
"Okay , I think we can get the evaluation back before they see it , but we ’ re gon na have to get into Mr. Zelner ’ s office .",neutral
"Now , he doesn ’ t get in until 10 , so he ’ s no problem , but his assistant , Betty , she comes in early to eat her breakfast at her desk .",neutral
That ’ s kinda sad .,negative
"Yeah , well Betty is kinda sad. Which is why I believe I can lure her away with these chocolates. Now , while I distract her ,",neutral
Got it !,positive
Let ’ s roll !,positive
"Hello Rachel , you uh , got a minute ?",neutral
"Yeah , sure Mr. Zelner , for you anything—minute. Okay. Fine. Abort the plan , abort the plan .",neutral
"Uh actually , I ’ d like to speak with both of you .",neutral
"Okay. Uh , well can we , can we get you anything Mr. Zelner ? Maybe some chocolates ?",neutral
"Cassie , are you finding everything okay in there ?",neutral
Yeah ! Thank you so much for letting me stay here .,neutral
Oh ! No problem ! I,positive
What ?,positive
You are iron .,neutral
You are steel !,positive
"Let me ask you something , how come when I call your computer support line , I have to wait an hour and a half ?",negative
"I told you , we ’ re adding new operators all the time. Could we concentrate on my training ?",neutral
"I mean why , of all people would you want to go out with Chip ? !",positive
"Look , you and I went to different high schools ...",neutral
"Okay , that doesn ’ t help me , because we went to the same high school .",neutral
"You went to one where you were popular , and you got to ride off Chip ’ s motorcycle , and wear his letterman jacket .",neutral
I went to one where I wore a band uniform they had to have specially made .,negative
They had to have that specially made ? !,positive
It was a project for one of the Home Ec classes .,neutral
"Oh my God , they told us that was for the mascot !",positive
"Back then , I thought that I would never , ever get the chance to go out with a Chip Matthews , and now he ’ s-he ’ s called me up and asked me out .",positive
And the fat girl inside of me really wants to go .,positive
I-I owe her this .,neutral
I never let her eat .,neutral
"Oh , you go out with him .",neutral
"Oh , really ? !",positive
"Yeah. Just , if it ’ s possible , could you leave him somewhere and go have sex with another guy ?",neutral
I ’ ll try .,neutral
"Hey ! Tall guy ! Hey , listen , I wanted to talk to you about that girl that you ’ re dancing with .",neutral
"Yeah , yeah , okay .",neutral
"Uh , look buddy , I came with that girl , and I had this plan to kiss her at the new years countdown – I ’ m trying to win her over , so I was wondering if ..",positive
"Oh come on man , you can dance with my partner , she ’ s real , uh , mellow !",negative
"Well , I was hoping after tonight that maybe I could you know",neutral
"Ross , get over it ! It ’ s not like she hates you .",negative
Yeah but,negative
"Ross , she ’ s not weird , she just wants her stuff to be one of a kind .",neutral
Huh. Y ’ know what ’ s not one of a kind ? A twin !,negative
"Ooh , Phoebe ’ s here ! Okay , let ’ s turn out all the lights and we ’ ll just watch the movie !",positive
"Okay. Hey—Ooh , cool sheets !",positive
"Oh , you like it ? You wan na know where I got it ?",positive
Sure !,positive
He got it a flea market !,positive
"You bought your sheets at a flea market ? Ross come on , you got ta loosen the purse strings a little .",negative
And Joey ?,neutral
How do you think she 's doing ?,neutral
Am I the only one who does n't think that she 's hot ? Ross ?,positive
"Eh , I mean , I mena she 's not unattractive but hot ? I ....",positive
Thank you !,positive
Now that Rachel 's gone ?,neutral
So hot I cried myself to sleep last night .,negative
"Oh , god help us .",negative
What ?,positive
Ugly Naked Guy 's laying kitchen tile. Eww !,negative
"Eww ! Look , I 'm asking a favor here. If I do this for her brother , maybe Angela will come back to me .",negative
"I know , but , I made a huge mistake. I never should have broken up with her. Will you help me ? Please ?",negative
"So honey , this morning was fun , huh ? Me hopping in on you in the shower there .",positive
Yeah ! And maybe someday we could get a place with two bathrooms .,positive
"Look Carol umm , I was , I was thinking maybe uh , maybe we can spice things up a little .",neutral
What do you mean ?,positive
Carol our sex life is—it ’ s just not working,negative
Hey there little fella !,positive
"Hey , uh-hey , why don ’ t we get some shoes on ya , huh ?",neutral
"Hey , why don ’ t you show dad how you can put your shoes on , in your room !",positive
Yay !,positive
Yay !,positive
Yay !,positive
"Seriously , our sex life… I was thinking , maybe I don ’ t know , we could try some-some new things .",neutral
For fun ?,neutral
Like what ?,positive
"Well I don ’ t know umm , what if we were too tie each other up ?",positive
"Umm , some people eat stuff off one another .",neutral
Nah !,negative
"Umm , y ’ know we-we could try dirty talk ?",neutral
"Umm , we could , we could have a threesome .",neutral
I love that idea !,positive
So who ’ s idea was it to put everybody in the diner on skates ?,neutral
"Oh , some idiot customer put a suggestion in the suggestion box .",negative
"Oh my God , they took my idea !",positive
That was you ? !,positive
"Yeah ! Okay , here you go .",positive
"Rachel , I made you a cocoa .",neutral
"Oh my God , are you guys okay ?",positive
Are you all right ?,positive
Oh my .,positive
Sit !,negative
Hi .,neutral
"Oh my gosh , Joshua !",positive
All those things I said about not being ready,neutral
They ’ re not true ?,negative
"No , they ’ re-they ’ re all true .",neutral
Oh .,positive
But,neutral
"Oh ! Oh , I love that but .",positive
You wan na go inside and have some coffee ?,neutral
Yeah .,neutral
Okay. Every time .,neutral
"What , Phoebe , did you whip the potatoes ? Ross needs lumps !",negative
"Oh , I 'm sorry , oh , I just , I thought we could have them whipped and then add some peas and onions .",negative
Why would we do that ?,positive
"Well , 'cause then they 'd be like my mom used to make them , you know , before she died .",negative
"Ok , three kinds of potatoes coming up .",neutral
"Ok , good-bye you guys. Thanks for everything. Oh , sorry ! Oh , sorry !",positive
The most unbelievable thing has happened. Underdog has just gotten away .,positive
The balloon ?,neutral
"No , no , the actual cartoon character. Of course the balloon. It 's all over the news. Right before he reached",neutral
"I ca n't , I got ta go .",neutral
Come on. An 80-foot inflatable dog let loose over the city. How often does that happen ?,positive
Almost never .,negative
Got the keys ?,neutral
Ok .,neutral
What d'you think ?,neutral
Lot of things .,neutral
Which one do you think she is ?,neutral
May I help you ?,neutral
"Oh , no thanks , we 're just here to observe .",neutral
You do n't observe a dance class. You,neutral
What does she mean ?,neutral
I think she means 'You,neutral
"Okay , d ' y'see anybody you think could be me ?",negative
People ! Last time there were some empty yoghurt containers lying around after class. Let 's not have that happen again !,negative
She could be you .,neutral
"Let 's get started. Five , six , a-five six seven eight ...",neutral
"Okay , I 'm not getting this !",negative
I 'm totally getting it !,positive
Did you ever feel like sometimes you are just so unbelievably uncoordinated ?,negative
What ? You just click when they click .,positive
"Alright people , now everyone grab a partner .",neutral
"Okay. And , my , dead , mother , says , you , are , it. I 'm with Rachel .",neutral
Great. It 's gym class all over again .,negative
"I 'm not crazy , right ? I mean , it was never like that .",positive
"Nooo , it was n't .",neutral
"Ooh , and it 's so nice having this little sink here ...",positive
"Oh , ai n't this nice ? It 's so quiet , I could just lie here all day .",positive
I know,neutral
Open your drapes ! Open your drapes !,positive
I 'm so glad we 've got adjoining rooms !,positive
The sun is out !,positive
Hey ! Remember when I had corneas ?,negative
"Ok listen , you go down to the pool and reserve the chairs , and I 'll get the magazines and the lotion .",neutral
Ladies ? Ross 's speech is in 45 minutes .,neutral
"Walls are pretty thin , guys !",negative
"Hi uh , I ’ m Joey Tribbiani and with all do respect I ’ d like to donate some fluids .",positive
"We ’ re actually at the end of one of our research cycles , so we ’ re not looking for applicants right now .",neutral
"Oh that ’ s too bad. I ’ ve kinda been saving up. Uh , are you sure there ’ s no studies I can participate in ?",negative
"Well , here ’ s a schedule of what ’ s coming up .",neutral
Thanks. Well but this one starts now .,neutral
"Oh that one is available now , but only identical twins are eligible. It ’ s a twins study .",neutral
"But it ’ s $ 2,000 .",positive
Sorry .,negative
Well how about this one ? Testing the effects of Joey Tribbiani on attractive nurse receptionists .,neutral
"We already got the results back on that on , and they ’ re not good .",positive
Hey ! How ’ s it goin ’ ?,neutral
"Well , not much has changed in the last five minutes .",neutral
Yes it has ! I made cookies !,positive
Oh that ’ s all right. I ’ m still full from your homemade potato chips .,neutral
But you should eat them now because they ’ re hot from the oven .,positive
Okay .,neutral
"Oh-ho ! But not in here ! Can ’ t eat ‘ em in bed , remember ? No crumbies !",positive
"Okay , I ’ ll be out in a second .",neutral
Okay !,neutral
What are you doing ?,neutral
That doesn ’ t lock does it ?,neutral
"You know , it still smells like monkey in there .",negative
That saves us a conversation .,neutral
"Well , listen , this has been great but I 'm officially wiped .",neutral
"Me too , we should get goin ' .",neutral
No .,neutral
"Okay , here comes another camera .",neutral
Right. No biggie. Stay loose .,neutral
Why do they keep doing that ?,neutral
"If we wan na get on camera , I think we have to get up on one of those platforms .",neutral
They ’ ve been taping those people up there all day .,neutral
Right .,neutral
"Hey , what ’ d you guys do to get up on there ?",positive
Oh yeah ? Well when you learned how to dance did you forget how to put on underpants ?,positive
Yeah !,positive
Hey ! You ’ re a good dancer !,positive
Really ?,positive
"Yeah , well you ’ d be better if you just loosened your hips a little .",neutral
What do you mean ?,neutral
Like this .,neutral
"That ’ s it , feel the rhythm. That ’ s better .",neutral
Uh-huh .,neutral
"Okay , you ’ re dancing with that girl over there .",neutral
No-no-no-no-no we came together !,positive
"I don ’ t see it. You are dancing with the tall guy over there. Tall guy , raise your hand !",neutral
"No-no hey buddy , please let me dance with that girl , I really like her and I think I have a shot .",negative
"Really , y ’ think so ? I don ’ t ..",negative
Why aren ’ t you home yet ? !,negative
Is someone there ?,negative
"Oh yes , it ’ s me ! Sorry !",neutral
What are you doing here ?,neutral
"Uh , I ’ m just , I ’ m just looking out your window. At-at the view. What are you guys doing ?",neutral
We got some,neutral
"Oh , he brought her back to his apartment .",neutral
Who ? Is that your sister ?,positive
"Ugh , she",neutral
"God , Ross is on a date with your sister ! How weird is that ? !",negative
"Oh my God , look-look he ’ s taking off her clothes !",negative
He ’ s taking off her coat !,negative
"Oh , this is just terrible .",negative
Ross ! Wait !,negative
"Elizabeth , thank God ! I was just thinking about",positive
You suck ! !,negative
What ? !,negative
"Okay , break-up ’ s still on !",negative
Hey .,neutral
Hey .,neutral
"Look , I understand if you came by to hit me , I deserve it .",negative
"No , I don ’ t want to hit you .",neutral
Oh what then ? Kick me ?,negative
No .,neutral
What do I do ?,positive
"Well , the delivery went out to you and I realized they forgot this .",neutral
"Ah , must ’ ve been fairly obvious since it was the only thing left in your store .",neutral
"Listen , to be honest , home deliveries are really a part of my job description .",neutral
Oh .,neutral
Oh uh…I actually came here to ask you out .,negative
"Oh ! Wow ! Uh , yeah ! That sounds great. I ’ m just gon na put this back in my pocket , pretend",positive
Sure !,positive
Horny bitch. No ! You ’ re a horny bitch ! Noooo ! You ’ re the horny bitch ! No ! You ’ re a horny bitch !,negative
Chandler ! ! You have the best taste in men !,positive
"Well , like father , like son .",neutral
Patrick and I had such a great time last night ! I mean I think this could maybe turn into something serious .,positive
Really ? ! I-I thought you weren ’ t looking for something serious ? I thought you were looking for some kind of a fling .,positive
"Well , y'know , possibly. You didn ’ t tell him that , though ? Right ?",negative
"Ummmmmmmm , no .",neutral
You told this guy that I was looking for a fling ? ! You don ’ t tell the guy that !,negative
"Oh , between you telling him that I wanted to have a fling and me putting out on the first date—oh , he ’ s so gon na get the wrong idea .",negative
"Alright , so I 'm back in high school , I 'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria , and I realize I am totally naked .",neutral
"Oh , yeah. Had that dream .",neutral
"Then I look down , and I realize there 's a phone ... there .",positive
Instead of ... ?,positive
That 's right .,neutral
Never had that dream .,neutral
No .,neutral
"All of a sudden , the phone starts to ring .",neutral
Honey ! Dinner ’ s ready !,positive
What ’ s my little chef got for me tonight ?,positive
Your favorite !,positive
"Ho-ho-ho , fried stuff with cheese !",positive
Yep ! And lot ’ s of it !,positive
Thanks sweetheart. Give me a little sugar here. Okay .,positive
"Okay , in we go .",positive
Here we go ! Here we go ! Here we go ! How you doin ’ ?,positive
"Something went wrong with Underdog , and they could n't get his head to inflate .",neutral
"So anyway , um , his head is like flopping down Broadway , right , and I 'm just thinking ... how inappropriate this is .",positive
"Um , I 've got something in my eye , uh , Joey , could we check it in the light , please ?",neutral
Oh my god .,positive
What ?,positive
Hello ! Were we at the same table ? It 's like ... cocktails in Appalachia .,negative
"Come on , they 're close .",neutral
Close ? She 's got her tongue in his ear .,negative
"Oh , like you 've never gotten a little rambunctious with Ross .",neutral
"Joey , this is sick , it 's disgusting , it 's , it's—not really true , is it ?",negative
"Well , who 's to say what 's true ? I mean ...",neutral
"Oh my god , what were you thinking ?",negative
"All right , look , I 'm not proud of this , ok ? Well , maybe I am a little .",neutral
Oh !,positive
Ow !,positive
I 'm outta here .,negative
"Wait , wait , wait. You want him , I want her. He likes you .",neutral
Really ?,positive
"Yeah. I 'm thinking , if we put our heads together , between the two of us , we can break them up .",neutral
Hello ! One marriage please !,positive
"Yep , we wan na get married !",positive
All right .,neutral
Dum ! Dum-dum-dum ! Dum ! Dum ! Dum ! Dum-dum-dum !,positive
What are you doing ?,neutral
"Oh , that 's",neutral
"No , only because that 's the graduation song .",neutral
Okay ! This is it ! We 're gon na get married !,positive
Are you sure you wan na do this ?,neutral
"Well , hello , Mrs. Ross !",positive
"Well , hello , Mr. Rachel !",positive
Wait ! Okay !,neutral
Would you ever be a surrogate for anyone ?,neutral
It depends on who asked .,neutral
What if I asked ?,neutral
"Oh , Mon , sure .",neutral
Really ?,positive
Yes. You ’ re not asking are you ?,positive
No .,neutral
Yes ! Totally !,positive
Oh ! Thank you ! Thank you ! Thank you ! Yes ! Thank you !,positive
"You…are…not going to believe it ! Joshua came into work today , and guess what happened ?",positive
He asked you out ? !,positive
No. But I was showing him some cufflinks and I felt his pulse .,positive
Saucy !,positive
What are these ?,neutral
Electrical plans for the building .,neutral
"Okay , okay , okay should I be scared ?",negative
"I know that switch does something , okay ?",neutral
So-so I went down to city hall and got these .,neutral
All I had to do was pay $ 25 and wait in line for three hours .,negative
Wow ! If only more people knew .,positive
Uh-oh-okay. Uh-oh-okay. I know what you all are thinking. But Chandler is in,neutral
Yeah ! No that 's what I was thinking .,neutral
"So I 'm asking you please , take a moment before you judge me .",neutral
"Oh , nobody 's judging you .",neutral
"Oh ! Okay ! You , Mister Right Place at the Right Time , call me !",positive
Oh man !,positive
I want that place so much ! !,positive
I was so sure that was gon na work !,negative
There 's twelve bucks I 'll never see again !,negative
"All right honey , we 'd better go if we wan na catch that movie .",neutral
Bye !,neutral
Bye !,neutral
Bye Chandler ! I miss you already .,negative
"Okay , did you see that ? ! With the inappropriate and the pinching ! !",negative
"Actually , I did !",positive
"Okay , so now do you believe that she 's attracted to me ?",neutral
"Ohhh , oh my God ! Oh my God ! She knows about us !",positive
Are you serious ?,positive
Phoebe knows and she 's just trying to freak us out ! That 's the only explanation for it !,negative
Okay but what about y'know my pinchable butt and my bulging biceps—She knows !,negative
"Ross , umm , you 've been in there for a long time. I 'm starting to get kinda freaked out .",negative
"All right , I 'm coming out. Hey , can you turn the lights off .",neutral
"No , let 's just leave the lights on .",neutral
Oh my God !,positive
"You wan na go right now ? 'Cause I 'll take you right now , buddy ! You wan na go ?",negative
Oh fine .,neutral
Ready ? Wrestle !,positive
"Okay , y'know what uh , actually , that 's great. That helps a lot. Thanks .",neutral
"All right now remember , something this big and long is going to be difficult to manuver , fortunately I have a lot of experience in that area .",neutral
"Can we please focus here , a naked man ’ s life hangs in the balance !",negative
I ’ m telling you he ’ s dead. What we are about to have here is a dead fat guy on a stick .,negative
"All right , ladies and gentlemen , let ’ s poke .",neutral
Steady .,neutral
Steady .,neutral
"Okay , a little higher .",neutral
Careful of the angle .,neutral
"Okay , okay , we ’ re approaching the window Thread the needle .",neutral
Thread the needle .,neutral
He ’ s alive ! He ’ s a-live ! ! !,positive
"And yet , we ’ re still poking him .",negative
"Okay , retract the device , retract the device .",neutral
He does not look happy .,negative
"Hey-hey , now he ’ s showing us his poking device .",positive
"Hey , that ’ s never gon na make it all the way over here , buddy !",negative
"Well they have uh , some unusual pet names for each other .",negative
"Including umm , evil bitch and uh , sick bastard .",negative
Oh God oh !,positive
Contraction !,positive
Are you looking at her ? !,negative
No !,negative
Don ’ t you look at her you sick bastard !,negative
Honey I swear ! I wasn ’ t looking at her !,negative
She ’ s in labor ! You like that you sick son of a bitch !,negative
"Umm. Umm , I ’ m-I ’ m just gon na —",neutral
See ? See ? It was because you were looking fat pervert !,negative
"No-no , I ’ m…I ’ m sure no one was looking. Just want some privacy .",neutral
You miss your girlfriend ?,neutral
Just ignore them .,neutral
Ross .,neutral
What ? What ?,negative
He ’ s looking at me .,neutral
Hey ! You wan na live to see your baby ? !,negative
Don ’ t you talk to my husband like that you stupid bastard !,negative
Pat Sajak ?,neutral
Yep !,positive
Alex Trebek ?,neutral
"Oh , of course !",positive
Chuck Woolery ?,neutral
"Definitely ! Phoebe , you will not find a single game show host , who ’ s ass I can not kick .",positive
Say it !,positive
Say we are unagi !,positive
It ’ s not something you are ! It ’ s something you have !,negative
Say it !,positive
"Y ’ know what ? I can easily get out of this , but there is a chance you can get very , very hurt !",negative
"Hey , Rach , can I borrow your eyelash curler , I think I lost mine .",neutral
"Yeah , it 's in there .",neutral
Oh ! Ohh ! Oh ! !,positive
"Joey , can I talk to you for a second ?",neutral
Oohh ! ! Ohh ! Oh-oh-oh ! Oh-oh ! !,positive
oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh,positive
Yes. Yes .,neutral
You ? ! And-and you ? !,positive
"Yes , but you can not tell anyone ! No one knows !",positive
How ? ! When ? !,positive
It happened in London .,neutral
IN LONDON ! ! !,positive
The reason we did n't tell anyone was because we did n't want to make a big deal out of it .,neutral
But it is a big deal ! ! I have to tell someone !,positive
No-no-no-no-no ! You ca n't !,negative
"Please ? Please ? ! We just do n't want to deal with telling everyone , okay ? Just promise you wo n't tell .",negative
"All right ! Man , this is unbelievable ! I mean , it 's",positive
"I know , it 's great !",positive
"Aww , I do n't want to see that !",negative
We 're so stupid ! Do you know what 's going on in there ? They 're trying to take Joey !,negative
"And my second grade teacher was Ms. Thomas , and my first grade teacher was Mrs. Cobb .",neutral
"Mrs. , Mrs. Gobb ?",neutral
"No Cobb , as in cobb salad .",neutral
"Now , what exactly is in a cobb salad ?",neutral
What 're we gon na do ? What 're we gon na do ?,negative
"Uh , uh , we 'll flip for it. Ducks or clowns .",neutral
"Oh , we 're gon na flip for the baby ?",positive
You got a better idea ?,neutral
"All right , call it in the air .",neutral
Heads .,neutral
Heads it is .,neutral
Yes ! Whew !,positive
We have to assign heads to something .,neutral
"Right. Ok , ok , uh , ducks is heads , because ducks have heads .",neutral
What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday ?,negative
"Okay , some tricks of the trade .",neutral
"Now , I ’ ve never been able to cry as an actor , so if I ’ m in a scene where I have to cry , I cut a hole in my pocket , take a pair of tweezers , and just start pulling .",neutral
"Or ah , or , let ’ s say I wan na convey that I ’ ve just done something evil .",neutral
"That would be the basic ‘ I have a fishhook in my eyebrow and I like it ’ Okay , let ’ s say I ’ ve just gotten bad news , well all I do there is try and divide 232 by 13 .",neutral
And that ’ s how it ’ s done .,neutral
"Great soap opera acting tonight everybody , class dismissed .",positive
"Hey , Mr. Trib .",neutral
Hey-hey .,positive
Then I ’ m gon na have to ask you to keep it down .,neutral
Who are you ?,positive
"Hi , I ’ m Eric , I ’ m gon na be Chandler ’ s new roommate .",neutral
I ’ m Chandler ’ s new roommate .,positive
I-I-I don ’ t think so .,positive
I could be Chandler ’ s new roommate .,positive
"But , he told me over the phone .",positive
He told me in person .,neutral
That ’ s weird .,positive
"Well , I ’ m going to go into my new apartment now. Ehh !",positive
Hey ! Look who I found !,positive
"Oh , hey guys !",positive
"Y ’ know , birds have a very good sense of direction , and I thought maybe they could help us find where the presents are hidden .",neutral
"Yes , if the presents are hidden south for the winter .",neutral
Or we could just follow your clever jokes – any ideas ?,neutral
Didn ’ t think so !,neutral
"Okay , c ’ mon guys , show us where the presents are !",neutral
"Oh , the duck seems to think that Monica got me garbage ! Hmm , I wonder what I could get Monica that ’ s as good as garbage ?",negative
"Hmm , how about my azzz ?",neutral
"Hey , this is hollow .",neutral
What ?,positive
"This bench , it ’ s hollow ! I can ’ t believe I never knew that ! Oh , the presents ! ! !",positive
"No , don ’ t look directly at them !",negative
What ?,positive
"Alright , no , we could look at them !",neutral
I,neutral
"Hi ! I ’ m so glad you ’ re here , but it ’ s gon na be a while. I-I wished you ’ d called first .",positive
"Oh that ’ s all right , I ’ m coming back later with your father .",neutral
Oh good .,positive
I actually needed to talk to you before the birth .,neutral
"Okay , what ’ s up ?",neutral
"I brought something that I want to give you , assuming of course that you want it .",neutral
"Ma , you ’ re asking me to marry you ?",positive
"This is your grandmother ’ s engagement ring , I want you to give it to Rachel .",positive
"Mom no , come on ! Thank you .",positive
Just hear me out !,negative
"Maybe this would ’ ve happened if I ’ d been more nurturing , or I ’ d paid more attention , or I ... had a uterus .",negative
I can ’ t believe this !,negative
"I know no , no , y'know you don ’ t deserve this , you don ’ t Ross .",negative
"You ’ re , you ’ re really , you ’ re so good .",negative
Thanks .,negative
And you ’ re so sweet. And you ’ re kind,neutral
Thanks .,negative
"Wait , wait , wait , wait , wait .",positive
"Okay , it ’ s okay .",neutral
"Wait , wait , wait .",positive
My foot is stuck in the pocket .,negative
What ?,positive
"No , I can ’ t get it out .",negative
Rachel ?,neutral
Yeah. Hi Mark !,positive
"Hi. I just talked to Joanna , and she loves you. You got it , you got the job .",positive
"Oh , I did !",positive
Yes .,positive
Oh my God ! !,positive
Congratulations ... oh .. wow,positive
I can ’ t believe I did this ! What an idiot !,negative
"Oh , stop beating yourself up !",negative
People make mistakes !,neutral
These things happen !,neutral
There aren ’ t any message you ’ ve forgotten to give me are there ?,neutral
Apparently you ’ re not very good at it !,negative
I,neutral
Philadelphia .,neutral
"Oh my God ! So was she ! Oh , I ’ ve got-I ’ ve got goose bumps .",positive
Really ?,positive
"Well , y ’ know I ’ m wearing layers and it ’ s warm .",neutral
Yeah .,positive
"But if—no look , okay. These jerks might not care about you , but the universe does ! And that says a lot !",negative
Did you hear that ? !,neutral
I don ’ t need you guys to care about me !,negative
Because the universe cares !,positive
The whole universe !,positive
I really wished they ’ d care just a little bit though .,negative
"I like this one. It seems to say , `` I love you and that ’ s why I have to kill you . ''",positive
"They can ’ t all be bad. Find the one where you make your bedroom eyes. Ohh , there it is .",positive
Oh my God ! Those are my bedroom eyes ? ! Why did you ever sleep with me ?,positive
Do you really want to pull at that thread ?,positive
I ’ m having a really good time !,positive
Me too ! I ’ m sorry that guy in the subway licked your neck .,negative
"Ohh. No that ’ s okay , he ’ s a friend .",neutral
"Hey uh , I don ’ t mean to be presumptuous but I have these two tickets to the ballroom dancing finals tomorrow night if you want to go ?",negative
"Yeah , I… Well y ’ know I-I mean I missed the-the semi-finals , so I ’ d just be lost .",negative
"I know it ’ s really lame , but I got these tickets from my boss and—Oh no ! No ! No ! My God !",positive
"Okay , don ’ t freak out. I ’ ll go .",neutral
"No it ’ s… Uh , my ex-wife Whitney is out there. I can not deal with her right now. That woman is crazy !",negative
"Okay , I know. Hold on. Hey Ross ?",neutral
Yeah ?,neutral
"Yeah , umm that ’ s Whitney , Kyle ’ s ex-wife out there , now do you think that you can y ’ know divert her so that we can slip out ?",neutral
What ? ! No !,positive
Well okay but I have two tickets to the ballroom dance finals .,neutral
"Look , I don ’ t think so Pheebs. All right , I ’ ll do it. But just because you ’ re a friend .",neutral
"Well , I-I-I 'm done with this. You want anything Ross ? Sports ? International ? Apartment listings ?",neutral
I 'll take sports .,neutral
Mine !,neutral
"All right. Uhh , international .",neutral
"Okay , look , I-I know what you guys are going to say",neutral
You two will have very hairy children .,negative
"Okay , I did n't know you would say that .",positive
Ross ! Janice ? !,negative
"All right , hold on !",neutral
Hold on .,neutral
Hold on .,neutral
"This is Ross , okay ?",neutral
He 's our friend .,neutral
He obviously went crazy .,negative
He obviously lost his mind .,negative
So are you actually gon na see her again ?,neutral
Phoebe ! Do n't put ideas in his head !,negative
Damnit Phoebe ! !,negative
"Hey , don ’ t we have to ...",neutral
"Yeah , we got , um-hmm .",neutral
"Umm , I think you ’ re really , really great ...",positive
Oh God !,negative
Here we go again .,negative
Why does this keep happening to me ?,negative
Is it something I ’ m putting out there ?,negative
Is this my fault ?,negative
Or am I just nuts ?,negative
"I-I-I-I-I don ’ t know , I don ’ t know what to say .",positive
"Hey buddy , this is a family place , put the mouse back in the house .",negative
Wait !,negative
Terry !,negative
Please !,negative
"Look , I just lost my other job .",negative
Okay ?,neutral
You have no idea how much I need this .,negative
"Please , help me out , for old times sake .",negative
This poor guy ’ s been in a coma for five years. It ’ s hopeless .,negative
"It ’ s not hopeless ! Dr. Stryker Ramoray ’ s a miracle worker. Look , here he comes .",positive
"Good morning. Drake , it ’ s your brother Stryker. Can you hear me ?",neutral
I ’ m back baby ! Ha-ha-ha !,positive
That kid really kicked me hard on the plane .,negative
Well you did pull his hair .,neutral
He took my snack !,negative
I ’ m not getting into this again !,negative
"Okay ! Oh God , y ’ know what ? It ’ s really bad .",negative
"Well , I told you not to walk. Here. There. Okay .",negative
"This doesn ’ t mean anything , does it ?",negative
Of course ! Only an idiot would wear this stuff if you didn ’ t have the car ! Right ?,negative
That is true .,neutral
"Yeah , but only a genius would swallow a sonic blaster gun .",neutral
"Oh , I ’ ve been there. Yeah , I am gon na go drive my Porsche .",neutral
"Joey , you know you don ’ t actually have one .",neutral
Come on ! What are you doing ? ! I ’ m in character ! Would you talk to her !,negative
"Ahh , I think it just moved. It ’ s really poking me .",negative
"All right , that ’ s it , we ’ re going to the emergency room .",neutral
"What ? ! No , you can ’ t , you can ’ t leave me here with them ! We ’ re baby-sitting !",negative
"The babies are asleep , I ’ m sure you ’ ll be okay on your own for a while !",neutral
But you-you can ’ t leave me with them ! We-we ’ re a team ! We ’ re playing a zone ! They ’ re gon na triple team me !,negative
"He ’ s got something plastic lodged in his throat , we ’ ve got to go to the hospital .",negative
"But no , because a doctor won ’ t be able to help him , it ’ s just gon na y ’ know naturally pass through his system in like seven years .",neutral
I think that ’ s gum .,neutral
I ’ m pretty sure it ’ s gun .,neutral
"Okay , listen this really hurts. Let ’ s go .",negative
"A real man wouldn ’ t just run to the hospital ! No ! What would , what would Krog do ?",negative
That was the only way I could get him to,neutral
Hi ! How are the Gellers ?,neutral
Don ’ t call us that !,negative
The judge wouldn ’ t let us get an annulment ! Now we got ta get a divorce ! ! Did a Porsch throw up on you ?,negative
Hey ! It ’ s Porsche ! !,negative
Hey sweetie !,positive
Hey !,positive
There ’ s no back to this couch !,positive
Why are you reading this ? You hate this kind of stuff .,positive
"Yeah I know , but I figured a shot y ’ know ?",neutral
"Maybe one of those stories would make me cry and then you wouldn ’ t think I was y ’ know , all dead inside .",neutral
"Oh that ’ s so sweet ! Look Chandler I don ’ t care if you can ’ t cry , I love you .",positive
Oh that makes me feel so warm in my hollow tin chest .,neutral
Stop it !,positive
"No , I mean , come on , seriously think about it , we get married , we ’ re up at the altar and I ’ m like this .",neutral
"I won ’ t care , because I know you will be feeling it all in here .",neutral
Yeah ?,neutral
Of course he is !,positive
"What , do you think I ’ d just use my son as-as an excuse ?",positive
What kind of father do you think I am ?,negative
"All right , sorry .",neutral
I got ta go make a fake Ben .,neutral
"The basket is totally empty ! My God , the neighbors ate all the candy !",positive
"Well , either that or uh",neutral
Joey ! !,negative
Yeah ?,neutral
Did you eat all the neighbor candy ? !,negative
"Uh well yeah , that was the plan , but by the time I got to it there was only a couple of pieces left !",negative
"Yeah , and they ’ ve been coming by all day. They love it !",positive
They love my candy ? Oh man ! ! ! I ’ ve got ta go make more ! !,positive
"Hey Mon , you might wan na make some more lasagna too , because something might ’ ve happened to a huge chunk of it .",neutral
Ross ! The neighbors ate all my candy ! !,positive
Mine stole my newspaper ! It ’ s like a,negative
Sure !,neutral
"Yeah , ever since you uh , told me that story about that bike I-I couldn ’ t stop thinking about it .",neutral
"I mean , everyone should have a-a",neutral
Oh my God Ross ! !,positive
You like it ?,positive
I,neutral
Yeah ?,neutral
Hello darlings .,neutral
And there ’ s daddy !,positive
There he is ! There he is !,positive
Where ?,neutral
Right- where we 've been looking all night !,positive
He is so cute !,positive
"Oh , George , baby , drop the towel !",positive
"Yeah , drop it ! Drop the towel ! Please drop the——wowww .",positive
"I 've got ta tell you , Bob is terrific .",positive
"Yeah , is n't he ?",positive
"It is so great to meet a guy who is smart and funny , and has an emotional age beyond , like eight .",positive
You know what else ? He 's unbelievable in bed .,positive
Wow. My brother never even told me when he lost his virginity .,positive
Huh. That 's nice .,neutral
"and the miracle was that that little bit of oil that should ’ ve just lasted just one day , burned for",neutral
Eight whole days .,neutral
"That ’ s right , and that ’ s why we celebrate Hanukkah today. The end .",positive
Awesome !,positive
Yeah ?,positive
My favorite part was when,neutral
The Armadillo was actually not so,neutral
Hey !,positive
Oh .,neutral
Wow ! It looks like the Easter Bunny ’ s funeral in here .,positive
"Come on , come on , we ’ re-we ’ re-we ’ re lighting the candles !",positive
Oh .,neutral
Oh .,neutral
"Okay , I understand why",neutral
"Yeah , sure. Good luck !",positive
I ’ m quitting ! ! Woo-hoo ! I ’ m okay ! ! I ’ m all right ! !,positive
"Wow ! That ’ s exciting , you went to Japan , made up a woman .",positive
What ?,neutral
"I ’ m just saying , this woman , I mean she ’ s fictitious. No ?",positive
Why would you say that ?,neutral
‘ Cause you ’ re still into Monica .,neutral
"So you told her there was somebody else so she would agree to work with you , so ‘ cause you figure oh if you spent a lot of time together , maybe something might happen , and ...",neutral
You ’ re good. You ’ re good !,positive
"Yeah , no , I ’ m fairly intuitive and psychic. It ’ s a substantial gift .",neutral
"Listen , can you promise me that you won ’ t tell her though ?",negative
"Absolutely , oh I promise. Tell her what ?",neutral
Thanks a lot .,neutral
"No I ’ m serious. I mean I ’ m intuitive , but my memory sucks .",neutral
"Excuse me , pardon me , excuse me , excuse me , sorry. Hi .",neutral
"For God 's sake , will you let it go ? There 's no Rachel !",negative
"Oh , hey , hey , I got that .",neutral
"Oh , thanks , sweetie .",positive
No problem. I can not wait for you to meet my friends .,positive
Really ?,positive
You do n't think they 'll judge and ridicule me ?,negative
"No , no , they will. I just ... uh ...",neutral
Ca n't wait .,neutral
Do I know you ?,positive
"Oh my god , little Stevie Fisher ? How 've you been ?",positive
"Good , good , I 'm a lawyer now .",neutral
You ca n't be a lawyer. You 're eight .,positive
"Listen , it was nice to see you. I got ta run backstage .",positive
"Uh , wait , backstage ?",positive
"Oh , yeah , my firm represents the band .",neutral
Ross .,neutral
Chandler .,neutral
"Look , you guys wan na meet the group ?",neutral
Come on .,neutral
"So , are you one of the ones who fooled around with my dad ?",positive
Do you have any respect for your body ?,negative
Do n't you realise what you're-you 're doing to yourself ?,negative
"Hey , y'know , I have had it with you guys and your cancer and your emphysema and your heart disease .",negative
"The bottom line is , smoking is cool , and you know it .",neutral
"Chandler ? It 's Alan , he wants to speak to you .",neutral
Really ?,positive
He does ?,positive
"Hey , buddy , what 's up !",positive
"Oh , she told you about that , huh .",positive
"Well , yeah , I have one now and then .",neutral
"Well , yeah , now .",neutral
"Well , it 's not that big- .. well , that 's true , .. Gee , y'know , no-one- no-one 's ever put it like that before .",neutral
"Well , okay , thanks !",positive
"God , he 's good .",positive
If only he were a woman .,neutral
Yeah .,neutral
"Oh , look look look .",positive
The last candle 's about to burn out .,neutral
"10 , 9 , 8 , 7 ... ... negative 46 , negative 47 , negative 48 ....",neutral
Thank you .,neutral
Thanks .,neutral
Kinda ... spooky without any lights .,negative
Bwah-hah-hah !,positive
"OK , guys , guys ? I have the definitive one. Mwwwooooo-hah-hah ...",positive
Oh .. oh ... oh .,neutral
"Hey Ross. This probably is n't the best time to bring it up , but you have to throw a party for Monica .",neutral
"All this stuff takes up a lot of room. Hey how uh , how serious are you about keeping Ben in your life ?",neutral
You blew them away !,positive
"Oh , I ca n't tell you how great it was to look at the crowd and see your face !",positive
"I mean ... uh , did you know you were mouthing the words along with me ?",neutral
I was,positive
"No , it 's ok ! Made me feel like a rock star !",positive
Oh my God ! I 'm your,positive
I 'd better not found you naked in my hotel room !,positive
"Look , I took it too far !",positive
"Okay , Monica : Right foot red .",neutral
Could 've played,neutral
Thanks .,neutral
"Okay , Pheebs : Right hand blue. Good .",neutral
"Hello ? Oh , uh , Rachel , it 's the",neutral
"Oh , okay. Will you take my place ?",neutral
"Alright. Yes , this is Rachel .",neutral
Nooo !,positive
Hello ?,neutral
"Oh , yeah , no , I know , I-I have n't been using it much .",neutral
"Oh , well , thanks , but , I 'm okay , really .",positive
Green. To the green .,neutral
I 've got magic beans. Never-never mind .,neutral
"To the left , to the left- aww !",neutral
Ohhh ... I 'm fine .,neutral
Hey !,positive
Please tell me you got the message !,negative
What message ?,neutral
"The actor playing Mac couldn ’ t do it , they needed to see you at 2 o ’ clock .",neutral
What ? ! It ’ s 6 o ’ clock !,positive
"Du-du-I wrote it , I wrote it on the board !",negative
"I wrote it on the board , then I went all over New York City looking for ya !",negative
I went to Ross ’ s !,neutral
I went to the coffeehouse !,neutral
I went to any place that they made sandwiches !,neutral
"That ’ s the day you ’ re gon na die ? See—darnit , I ’ ve got shuffleboard that day .",neutral
That ’ s what you think .,neutral
"Well , I mean what about friends of your grandmother ’ s ? Wouldn ’ t they have the recipe ?",neutral
"Well , y ’ know I may have relatives in France who would know. My grandmother said she got the recipe from her grandmother , Nesele Tolouse .",neutral
What was her name ?,neutral
Nestley Toulouse .,neutral
Nestlé Toll House ?,neutral
"Oh , you Americans always butcher the French language .",neutral
Yes ! ! Oh .,positive
I can not believe that I just spent the last two days trying to figure out the recipe and it was in my cupboard the whole time !,negative
I know ! You see it is stuff like this which is why you ’ re burning in hell ! !,negative
"So , we 're decided , no on plaid , yes on pink ?",neutral
Absolutely !,positive
I am so on board !,positive
Rachel did n't you just light that ?,neutral
"Yeah , I did , but y'know what ? I am really , really trying to cut back , y'know ? Good luck , Rach .",neutral
I 've actually been thinking about quitting lately .,neutral
"Oh sure , every Sunday night I 'm telling myself I 'm quitting but every Monday morning it 's like",negative
Tell me about it !,neutral
Well then let 's just quit ! We 'll just quit ! Let 's all quit !,positive
It does sound appealing .,neutral
"Oh , I never could do it .",positive
Oh but you could .,neutral
You can .,neutral
Absolutely !,positive
We can help each other out !,positive
We can get -- what are those -- those patches !,neutral
We could be like the Patch Sisters !,positive
"Oh y'know , we really should quit. Okay , let 's quit !",positive
Yes ! Great ! Give me those cigs ! Give it ! Give it !,positive
My late husband gave me that lighter. I 'm not kidding .,negative
Okay then !,positive
"Well , maybe it 's a contest , y'know ? Like , collect all five ?",neutral
"Does , um , anyone wan na see ?",neutral
Nooo ..,negative
"Oh , hey , do n't do that ! Cut it out !",negative
It 's worse than the thumb !,negative
"Hey , this is so unfair !",negative
"Oh , why is it unfair ?",positive
So I have a flaw !,negative
Big deal !,negative
Like Joey 's constant knuckle-cracking is n't annoying ?,negative
"And Ross , with his over-pronouncing every single word ?",negative
"And Monica , with that snort when she laughs ?",negative
"I mean , what the hell is that thing ?",negative
"... I accept all those flaws , why ca n't you accept me for this ?",negative
... Does the knuckle-cracking bother everybody ?,negative
"Well , I-I could live without it .",neutral
"Well , is it , like , a little annoying , or is it like when Phoebe chews her hair ?",neutral
"Oh , now , do n't listen to him , Pheebs , I think it 's endearing .",neutral
"Oh , `` you do , do you '' ?",negative
"You know , there 's nothing wrong with speaking correctly .",neutral
`` Indeed there is n't '' ... I should really get back to work .,positive
"Yeah , 'cause otherwise someone might get what they actually ordered .",neutral
"Ohh-ho-hooohhh. The hair comes out , and the gloves come on .",negative
Awww ! Mel Torme died .,negative
"Joey , that paper ’ s like a year old !",neutral
Aw ! Does that mean the,negative
Hey .,neutral
Hey .,neutral
You 're sure ? You 're absolutely sure ?,neutral
"Well , no. But , um , I bet she probably does .",neutral
Probably ?,neutral
"Yeah , I do n't like that word .",negative
Kind of what ‘ probably ’ really means .,neutral
"Yeah , uh-huh .",neutral
"Yeah , oh , `` Your mom probably wo n't kill herself , '' y ’ know ?",negative
"I 'm sorry , but I 'm not hanging all my hopes of Rachel and I living together on-on `` Probably ! ''",negative
You got ta take care of yourselves !,neutral
In,neutral
"Bing does n't seem so weird now , does it ?",neutral
Yoo-hoo ! Aaron Litman-Neurolic would like to say hello to his future bride .,positive
Ohhh ! Wow ! He kinda takes your breath away doesn ’ t he ?,positive
He ’ s a keeper. How are you feeling ?,neutral
"Oh , I ’ m fine .",neutral
"Can I just say , I really admire what you ’ re doing. Just raising her all alone .",neutral
"Oh , I ’ m not doing it alone. I have Ross .",neutral
"Oh , sure. Now. But what happens when he meets somebody else and gets married ?",neutral
"Well then he gets a divorce , it ’ s Ross !",neutral
"I ’ m telling you Rachel , listen to Janice. They all say they ’ re gon na be there until they start their real family .",neutral
Well I—That ’ s never gon na happen with Ross .,negative
"Oh well that ’ s what I thought about my first husband , now I ’ m lucky if my kid gets to spend the weekend with her father and the twins and little Ms. New Boobs .",negative
"And Tim I just wan na say , good luck here .",neutral
Hey. Who ’ s that ?,neutral
New people .,neutral
What happened to the Disgustingtons ?,neutral
They ’ re having their baby !,negative
It ’ s not fair Ross we got here first !,negative
Right after you left they wheeled her off into delivery .,neutral
Oh but not before she gave me a juicy shot of little Jamie just crowning away .,neutral
"Wow ! Sorry. So uh , how are the new people ?",positive
Phoebe ?,neutral
Yeah ?,neutral
"Look at that guy by the window , wow !",positive
"He ’ s awfully short and I think he ’ s talking to himself. And to be completely honest , he ’ s not that good in bed .",neutral
"Oh , what is wrong with me lately ?",negative
I mean it ’ s like every guy I see—I mean look here .,neutral
"Look at that guy for example , I mean normally that ’ s not someone I would-would be attracted to , but right now , with the way I ’ m feeling , all I want to do is rip off his sweatpants and fanny pack .",neutral
"Wait a second ! This is about the fourth month of your pregnancy , right ?",neutral
Yeah .,neutral
"This is completely normal , around the fourth month your hormones start going crazy .",neutral
Really ? ! So this has happened to you ?,positive
Oh absolutely yeah !,neutral
"Oh and keep in mind , now , I was carrying triplets so in , y ’ know , medical terms I was-I was thrice as randy .",neutral
"Wow ! This explains so much ! Last weekend , I went from store to store sitting on Santa ’ s lap .",positive
"Yeah. Yeah , I remember trying to steal a cardboard cutout of Evander Holyfield from a",neutral
Ugh !,negative
I don ’ t know what I ’ m going to do !,negative
I called the company that sent and th-they don ’ t care !,negative
"Then I called 9-1-1 and they laughed at me , if this isn ’ t an emergency , then what is ?",negative
Hey guys !,positive
Hey !,positive
Hey,neutral
"I just wanted to thank you again for last night , what a great party !",positive
And the guys from work had a blast .,positive
"Y ’ know , one of them had never been to a bachelor party before .",positive
Yeah !,positive
"And-and another one had never been to a party before , so",positive
"So uh , hey , that uh , that wedding ring , huh ? Man , that ’ s nice !",positive
"Yeah , right !",positive
"I was uh , I was thinking I might want to pick one of those babies up for myself , I might want to get one of those",neutral
"That ring ? When my grandmother first came to this country , that ring and the clothes on her back were all she had with her .",positive
"So you might say , the ring is irreplaceable ?",positive
"Oh absolutely ! It has been in my family for generations , and every bride who has worn it has had a long and happy life .",positive
"So you might say , it ’ s a magic ring .",positive
OH MY GOD ! ! I didn ’ t really believe it until you just said it ! !,positive
Well obviously only one of us can keep dating her .,neutral
"Obviously ! So , how do we decide ?",neutral
"Well now let ’ s-let ’ s look at this objectively , I think I should date her",neutral
Uh-huh. Uh-huh .,neutral
"That ’ s interesting , but check this out. I date her",positive
Yeah-yeah I like that but just to go in another direction,neutral
"Okay , okay. This can go on for a while .",neutral
Yeah well we should order some food then .,neutral
"No Joey ! Look why don ’ t , why don ’ t we just let her decide ? Okay ? Hey-hey , we ’ ll",neutral
That sounds fair .,neutral
Maybe I ’ ll take her to that new French restaurant down the street,neutral
Ah yeah—wait a second now !,negative
Look we ’ re gon na have to set a spending limit on the date .,neutral
I don ’ t have the money to take her to a fancy place like that .,negative
"Well sorry , that ’ s what I do on dates .",neutral
"All right , well I guess I ’ ll just have to do what I do on dates .",neutral
So let ’ s decide on the spending limit,neutral
"Yeah. Uh , …a slice……six dollars ?",neutral
I was thinking more like a hundred .,neutral
Okay. Can I borrow 94 dollars ?,neutral
"Hi , again .",neutral
Hey !,neutral
Hey !,neutral
"Thank you soo , much .",positive
"Oh , don ’ t thank me , thank the jerk that never showed up. Okay , I got ta get to get to work .",negative
You want some help with that ?,neutral
"Oh , no thanks , I got it. No I don ’ t !",neutral
Whoa ! Are you okay ?,positive
"Whew ! Stood up to fast , got a little head rush .",positive
It ’ s the heat. And-and the humidity .,neutral
"That ’ s a uh , that ’ s a tough combination .",neutral
Do you wan na come in for some lemonade ?,neutral
Like you wouldn ’ t believe. Wow ! This is a great place .,positive
What do you mean ?,neutral
Remember how you said you were really dense about poetry ? Oh .,neutral
Oh !,positive
"Hey , somebody left their keys .",neutral
"Ooohh , to a Porsche !",positive
"Hey Gunther , these yours ?",neutral
"Yeah , that ’ s what I drive. I make four bucks an hour , I saved up for 350 years !",negative
Na-uh ! Hey did anybody lose their keys ?,neutral
"Joey , why don ’ t you put them in the lost and found ?",neutral
There ’ s a lost and found ? My shoe !,positive
You left a shoe here ? !,positive
"Well , I didn ’ t realize until I got home .",neutral
I wasn ’ t gon na walk all the way back down here with one shoe !,neutral
I ’ m gon na go find that guy ’ s car and leave a note on the windshield .,neutral
"Oh good , when he comes back for his keys , I ’ ll be sure to give him your shoe .",neutral
Great ! Thanks .,positive
"Ok , and this is Funny Clown. Funny Clown is only for after his naps , not before his naps or he wo n't sleep .",neutral
"Carol , we 've been through this before , ok ?",positive
We have a good time .,positive
"We laugh , we play .",positive
It 's like we 're father and son .,positive
"Honey , relax. Ross is great with him. Do n't look so surprised. I 'm a lovely person .",positive
"Oh , this is so cute .",positive
"Oh , I got that for him .",neutral
My mommies love me. That 's clever .,positive
Hello ?,neutral
"Oh , Hi , Ju——Hi , Jew !",neutral
Uh huh ?,neutral
Uh huh ?,neutral
"Ok. Um , sure , that 'd be great .",neutral
See ya then .,neutral
Bye .,neutral
"Did you just say Hi , Jew ?",positive
"Yes. Uh , yes , I did. That was my friend , Eddie Moskowitz. Yeah , he likes it. Reaffirms his faith .",neutral
Now there you go ! I wouldn ’ t want my best guest to strain her eyes !,positive
Thanks Monica !,positive
Does that smell bother you ?,negative
"What the smell from Joey ’ s ? No , I can hardly smell it over here .",positive
"Well you let me know if you can , because y ’ know I can bake a pie to cover it .",neutral
"I can smell it a little , bake the pie .",positive
Okay !,positive
Okay .,neutral
"Hello ? Oh yes , one minute please. It ’ s for you. It ’ s the fire inspector .",neutral
Oh ! Hello ? Yeah this is Phoebe. Really ? !,positive
"Yeah , so it turns out that it wasn ’ t the hair straightener that started the fire .",neutral
"No-no , it was the candles .",neutral
It ’ s very not good leaving candles unattended .,neutral
"In fact , one of the first things they teach you in fire school is… Uhh… Uhh… Okay .",neutral
"Well , I have to go now .",neutral
Joey proposed to me .,positive
Is he crazy ? ! You just had Ross ’ s baby !,positive
"Well , I-I said yes .",negative
What ? !,positive
Are you crazy ?,negative
You just had Ross ’ s baby !,negative
It ’ s-it ’ s so inappropriate .,negative
"No , it ’ s worse than that .",negative
It ’ s wrong .,negative
It ’ s… It is bigger than mine !,positive
I know .,neutral
You can ’ t marry him !,negative
Why not ? I don ’ t want to do this alone ! And he ’ s such a sweet guy and he loves me so much .,negative
Well do you love him ?,neutral
Sure .,neutral
Sure ?,neutral
"Yeah , I mean whatever .",neutral
"Honey , the question is…do you really want to marry Joey ?",negative
"No. No , I don ’ t. Could you be a dear and go tell him ?",negative
So-so you two were married huh ? What happened ? You just drift apart ?,neutral
Here comes the bride .,positive
Oh my God Monica !,positive
I wan na wear this everyday .,positive
You look so beautiful .,positive
I ’ m so happy for me .,positive
Hello ?,neutral
Hey ! Did Chandler show up yet ?,negative
"Yeah , we got him back. Everything ’ s fine .",neutral
Damnit !,negative
"I will be ! Listen , I don ’ t want you teaching my son that stuff anymore. Okay ?",negative
Fine .,neutral
"Fine , but I ’ ll have you know that once I taught him that stuff he called me Fun Aunt Rachel .",negative
And I loved being Fun Aunt Rachel but I ’ ll go back to being Boring and Uncomfortable Aunt Rachel if that ’ s what you want !,negative
"No that ’ s not what I want. Uh , I ’ m glad you guys were bonding but I",neutral
"Look he doesn ’ t have any brothers or sisters , somebody ’ s gon na have to teach him this stuff !",negative
And I haven ’ t taught him anything that a normal 6-year-old doesn ’ t know anyway !,neutral
Crap ! !,negative
I got ta go !,neutral
Look at that ! Look at that ! They ’ re going into the first class lounge ! Do you know what they have in there ?,positive
No .,neutral
Me neither ! We have to get in !,positive
Just act like you belong .,neutral
Oh my God ! Oranges !,positive
Shh ! Nice to see you again .,neutral
"Uh sir , may I see your tickets please ?",neutral
"Yes , of course .",neutral
"I ’ m sorry , would you move your thumb ? I can ’ t see the seat number .",neutral
"Oh that ’ s all right , I have it memorized. It ’ s 1A .",neutral
Okay !,positive
Y ’ know what ?,neutral
I realized it was stupid to get upset about not having a husband and kids .,positive
All I really needed was a plan .,neutral
See I wan na have three kids,neutral
"Oh let me guess , and you wan na have them all at the same time and you wan na have them for your brother .",positive
As I was saying… I should probably have the first of the three kids by the time I ’ m 35 which gives me five years .,neutral
You spent a hundred dollars. That ’ s the limit. You ’ re screwed !,positive
"Uh actually , I sent the flowers before the actual date. So technically ,",negative
Oh-oh ! So that ’ s the way it ’ s gon na be huh ? Yeah I can break the rules too y ’ know !,negative
Oh yeah ? What are you gon na do ?,negative
I don ’ t know .,neutral
Why am I not surprised ?,negative
Y ’ know what Ross ? I ’ m not gon na let you get away with this !,negative
I don ’ t think you have much choice .,neutral
Well we ’ ll see !,negative
Bye-bye !,neutral
Yeah bye-bye ! Hey ! So just a light layer ?,neutral
Yes. Yes. Just here and there .,neutral
Dad ?,neutral
I ’ m here !,neutral
Hey !,positive
"Hi. God , it seems like just yesterday you guys used to come out to watch me work .",positive
"Dad , we-we can ’ t believe you ’ re selling the house .",negative
"Well , it ’ s time for a new family to start their memories here and hopefully their check will clear before they find the crack in the foundation and the asbestos in the ceiling .",neutral
Let ’ s grab our stuff and get the hell out of here .,neutral
I ’ m sorry we can ’ t store your childhood things anymore .,negative
"Oh , that ’ s okay , I can ’ t wait to see everything again ! All of the memories",positive
"Well , I don ’ t know what ’ s in the boxes down here , but I do know there are six or seven",neutral
I used to,neutral
"Yeah , not as much as you used to love to play uncooked batter eater .",neutral
"Hey , it is unreasonable to expect a child to wait for a",neutral
"Ok , got the vent open .",neutral
"Hi , I 'm Ben. I 'm hospital worker Ben. It 's Ben ... to the rescue !",positive
"Ben , you ready ?",neutral
"All right , gim me your foot .",neutral
"Ok , on three , Ben .",neutral
"One , two , three .",neutral
"Ok , That 's it , Ben .",neutral
What do you see ?,neutral
"Well , Susan , I see what appears to be a dark vent. Wait. Yes , it is in fact a dark vent .",neutral
"Phoebs , It 's open ! It 's open !",positive
Wait ! You forgot your legs !,positive
"You have a very impressive resume , Ms. Green. I especially like what I see here about implementing a new filing system .",positive
Thank you .,positive
Filing system ?,neutral
Oh-oh !,positive
You mean those-those little colored labels you put on all the folders ?,neutral
It certainly did brighten up the inside of the filing cabinets .,positive
"Well , they uh , they-they do more than that .",neutral
I notice that you ’ ve been trusted with a lot of rather important responsibilities .,neutral
"Yes , Joanna really has been an incredible mentor to me .",positive
Oh. And Rachel has been really incredible in getting my morning bagel for me. It ’ s amazing how she gets it right almost,positive
"I-I-I of course , I have more responsibilities than that .",neutral
"Oh yes , well there ’ s the coffee too. Rachel can carry two things at once !",positive
"Yes , that ’ s very good. Now a uh , big part of this job is cultivating personal relationships , especially with designers .",neutral
"Yes , I realize that",neutral
"And Rachel shouldn ’ t have any problem with that. The only problem might be getting a little too friendly , if you know what I mean .",neutral
I love working with designers !,positive
"With them , under them , what ’ s the difference ? Eh , Rach ?",neutral
"Chandler , you have an assistant right ?",neutral
Did she call ? You-you told her I was sick right ? Always tell her I am sick !,negative
"Chandler , listen to me sweetie , I know you can do this. Okay ? You have a beautiful smile .",neutral
I do ?,positive
"Yeah ! All right , maybe you don ’ t have to smile. Let ’ s try something else. Let ’ s try umm , try looking sexy .",neutral
Okay .,neutral
Or not .,neutral
Where 's Chandler ?,neutral
Here I am .,neutral
Wash your hands ! ! !,negative
How did you…know ?,positive
Hey ! What 's she doing back here ?,positive
"Relax , Ross. She 's not made of ice cream !",neutral
"Hey look , Phoebe. I , uh , I laid out the states geographically ...",neutral
What happened in Atlantic City ? !,positive
"Well , Chandler and I are in a bar",neutral
"Did you not hear me say , `` Du-ude ? ! ''",negative
"And this girl is making eyes at Chandler , okay ?",neutral
"So after awhile he-he goes over to her and uh , after a minute or two , I see them kissing .",neutral
"Now , I know what you ’ re thinking , Chandler ’ s not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls , and you ’ re right , Chandler ’ s not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with…girls .",positive
You kissed a guy ? ! ! Oh my God .,positive
"In my defense , it was dark and he was a very pretty guy .",negative
"Oh Mon , I laughed so hard",positive
"Ho-ho , so hard we had to throw out your underwear again ?",negative
"Whatever dude , you kissed a guy .",neutral
"So umm , you ’ re gon na stay with me as long as I need you ?",neutral
Of course I am !,positive
"Oh mom , I swear I ’ m not an idiot .",neutral
"I ’ ve read all kinds of books on pregnancy and giving birth , but I-I just didn ’ t think to read the part about what to do when the baby comes .",neutral
And-and then guess what ?,neutral
The baby ’ s coming and I don ’ t know what to do .,negative
"Oh , can I throw up in my diaper genie ?",negative
"No. Sweetie , you ’ re gon na be fine .",neutral
Wait-wait where are you going ? Where are you going ?,negative
I ’ m going to the bathroom .,neutral
Okay .,neutral
Now don ’ t worry ! Everything ’ s gon na be okay .,neutral
It,neutral
Hey !,positive
Hey ! Why are you all red and sweaty ?,positive
I just Bamboozled Chandler ! Which is not uh sexual thing. That was a quick shower .,neutral
Not if you were here .,neutral
"Okay , the reason why I asked you guys out to brunch today is because I have been doing some thinking about who should be my maid of honor .",neutral
Oh my God ! This is it ! I really hope it ’ s you !,positive
I hope it ’ s you .,neutral
Me too !,positive
"First of all um , I love you both so much and you ’ re both so important to me",positive
"Okay , bla-bla-bla-bla ! ! Who is it ? !",positive
"Well umm , I was thinking that maybe we could come up with a system where we trade off being maid of honor for each other .",neutral
"Like hypothetically , if Phoebe were mine",neutral
Yes ! ! ! Oh ! !,positive
Hypothetically !,negative
Still .,neutral
If Phoebe were my maid of honor,neutral
"Rachel would be Phoebe ’ s , I would be Rachel ’ s , that way we all get to do it once and no one would get upset .",neutral
Yeah that ’ s actually a pretty good idea .,neutral
"Yeah , I ’ ll do that. So who gets to be yours ?",neutral
"Well that ’ s the best part. Umm ,",neutral
Wh-why is that the best part ?,positive
Because then I don ’ t have to !,positive
Well of,neutral
I ’ m really not deciding !,positive
Fine !,negative
"Aww , and good luck to you too ! What a nice lady !",positive
"If you wan na give Joey a Christmas present that disrupts the entire building , why not get him something a little bit more subtle , like a wrecking ball , or a phial of small pox to release in the hallway ?",neutral
It 's not just the drum noise .,neutral
"Every five minutes , Joey throws his sticks in the air , and I have to hear , `` Oh my eye !",negative
"Oh god , my eye ! ''",negative
"I mean , it is so annoying .",negative
"Yes , thank you. You see , this is how normal people are supposed to react to drums .",neutral
"Phoebe , you got Joey drums to annoy Rachel , so she would n't wan na live there anymore ?",positive
Maybe on some level .,neutral
Joey ? Could you get that ? What are you doing here ? I thought you were in your room ?,positive
"No , I ’ m picking you up for our date. These are for you .",neutral
"Ohh , Lilies. Joey , they ’ re my favorite. Thank you .",positive
"And , a brownie !",positive
"Well , half a brownie .",neutral
"Actually , it ’ s just bag .",neutral
It ’ s been a long walk from the flower shop and I was startin ’ to feel faint so,neutral
Oh man !,positive
This is so great !,positive
I actually feel like I ’ m going on a real date !,positive
"Although , I have a hint of morning sickness , and I ’ m wearing underwear that goes up to about……there .",neutral
"Hey come on now , this is a real date .",neutral
"Uh , so…nice place you got here .",neutral
"Foosball , huh ?",positive
Pizza box .,neutral
"Oh , a subscription to",positive
"Yeah , actually that ’ s my roommate ’ s .",neutral
I would like to meet him. He sounds like a stand up guy .,neutral
"Ah yes , but he ’ s very protective of me so you ’ d better watch yourself .",neutral
"Ah… Hey , so this roommate of yours…is he good looking ?",positive
Hm-mmm,neutral
"Oh yeah , it must be tough to keep your hands of him , huh ?",neutral
"Yeah , but I ’ m pretty sure he ’ s gay .",neutral
"No-no-no-no , he ’ s not ! No ! Why are you trying to ruin the game ? Come on !",negative
Can you believe what a jerk Ross was being ?,negative
"Yeah , I know. He can get really competitive .",neutral
"Ha. Ha , ha .",positive
What ?,neutral
"Oh , hello , kettle ? This is Monica. You 're black .",neutral
Please ! I am not as bad as Ross .,negative
"Oh , I beg to differ. The",neutral
That was,neutral
Oooooh. : Oh ! I got an interview ! I got an interview !,positive
"Well , not playing raquetball !",positive
He forgot to leave his grip size !,positive
He did n't get the goggles !,positive
"Well , sounds like you two have issues .",neutral
"Goodbye , baby .",neutral
"Ciao , bela .",neutral
Do they wait for me to do this ?,neutral
So are you gon na tell him ?,neutral
Why would I tell him ?,neutral
"How about 'cause if you do n't , his mother might .",neutral
What are you guys doing here ?,negative
Uhhhh .... he 's not even wearing a jockstrap !,positive
... What did I ask ?,neutral
God. I feel violated .,negative
"Did anybody else feel they just wanted to peel the skin off their body , to have something else to do ?",negative
"Ross , ten o'clock .",neutral
Is it ? Feels like two .,negative
"No ,",neutral
"There 's a beautiful woman at eight , nine , ten o'clock !",positive
Oh. Hel-lo !,positive
"She 's amazing ! She makes the women that I dream about look like short , fat , bald men !",positive
"Well , go over to her ! She 's not with anyone .",positive
"Oh yeah , and what would my opening line be ? 'Excuse me. Blarrglarrghh . '",negative
"Oh , c'mon. She 's a person , you can do it !",positive
"Oh please , could she",neutral
He could never get a woman like that in a million years .,neutral
"Oh , oh , but y'know , you always see these really beautiful women with these really nothing guys , you could be one of those guys .",neutral
You could do that !,positive
You think ?,positive
"OK , that 's enough of the view. Check this out , look at this. Sit down , sit down .",neutral
OK .,neutral
"This is great ! Helen , could you come in here for a moment ?",positive
"Thank you Helen , that 'll be all .",neutral
"Last time I do that , I promise .",neutral
"I am so , so , so , so sorry !",negative
Uh-huh .,negative
"And I will cook anything you want in here , and do anything in there !",negative
"Yeah you will ! And , are you kiddin ’ me ? !",negative
"Come on Monica , it ’ s our Valentine ’ s Day. Please ? Please-please , please ?",negative
Okay .,neutral
Okay .,neutral
"So , are we going in there ?",neutral
I am ! !,positive
Wow !,positive
It actually is in the handbook .,neutral
I can ’ t date you or have a hot plate in my office .,neutral
I can ’ t believe we have to stop seeing each other .,negative
For what it ’ s worth I did appreciate you standing up for me. It felt really nice. It kinda made me like you even more .,positive
"I know , I know I really like you too. But we-we can ’ t date. It ’ s against the rules. It ’ s forbidden .",neutral
Wow !,positive
What ?,positive
"Just hearing you describe it as forbidden , it ’ s really hot .",positive
Really ?,positive
Yeah .,neutral
"Well I-I-I don ’ t care how hot it is it ’ s-it ’ s uh , it ’ s wrong .",positive
Stop it !,positive
No ! No ! It ’ s wrong ! It ’ s-it ’ s-it ’ s naughty. It ’ s taboo .,positive
Shut the book !,positive
Let ’ s also get a hot plate !,positive
"Rach , you ’ re in a great place in your life. Come on , you ’ ve got a great job ! Good friends",positive
Yeah ! So-so when are you getting married ?,positive
"Oh I ’ m not , I just like to try these on .",neutral
I do the same thing .,neutral
I ’ m just kidding. I ’ m getting married July 25,positive
I ’ m just kidding too. I ’ m getting married in December .,positive
So when are you getting married ?,neutral
Oh May 15,neutral
Oooh it ’ s getting close !,positive
"So uh , who ’ s your photographer ?",neutral
Jeffrey,neutral
We met with him. Did he show you the photos of the nude wedding he did ?,neutral
The best man ? Wow !,positive
"I know ! I almost called off my wedding. Oh , who ’ s your band ? !",positive
"Oh , my fiancee wants the Swing Kings .",neutral
"Oh , you ’ re so lucky. My fiancee wants the heavy metal band Carcass .",negative
"Ooh , is that spelled with a ‘ C ’ or a ‘ K ’ ? Oh my God ! It doesn ’ t matter ; they ’ re both great !",positive
Oh y ’ know what ?,neutral
Now that you know what you want you should go to Kleinman ’ s and get it half off .,neutral
This place is so overpriced .,negative
"So , does this come in another color or",neutral
"I am telling you , years from now , schoolchildren will study it as one of the greatest first dates of all time .",neutral
It was unbelievable !,positive
"We could totally be ourselves , we did n't have to play any games ...",positive
So have you called her yet ?,neutral
Let her know I like her ?,negative
"What are you , insane ?",negative
It 's the next day !,positive
How needy do I want to seem ?,neutral
"I 'm right , right ?",neutral
"Oh , yeah. Yeah. Let her dangle .",neutral
I ca n't believe my parents are actually pressuring me to find one of you people .,positive
"Oh , God , just do it ! Call her ! Stop being so testosteroney !",negative
"Which , by the way , is the real San Francisco treat. I got her machine .",neutral
Her answer machine ?,neutral
"No , interestingly enough her leaf blower picked up .",neutral
"So , uh , why did n't you say anything ?",neutral
"Oh , no-no-no-no. Last time I left a spontaneous message I ended up using the phrase `` Yes indeedy-o . ''",negative
"Look look ! It 's Rachel and Barry. No , do n't everybody look at once !",positive
"Okay , okay , what 's going on ?",neutral
"Okay , they 're just talking ...",neutral
"Yeah , well , does he look upset ? Does he look like he was just told to shove anything ?",neutral
"So , um , what do you do for a living ?",neutral
"Well , um , for the past few years I 've been working ..... which is funny because , that was n't even my major .",neutral
Oh no. I thought you said they could shoot the spot without you .,neutral
I thought they could ... I 'll try to get back as soon as I can. I 'm sorry .,negative
Now that is funny .,neutral
"Hey , do you think ... would it be too weird if I invited Carol over to join us ?",neutral
"Cause she 's , she 's alone now , and pregnant , and , and sad .",negative
I guess .,neutral
Are you sure ? Great. Carol ? Wan na come over and join us ?,neutral
"Oh , no no no. I 'm fine. I 'm fine .",neutral
Come on .,neutral
These people 'll scooch down .,neutral
"You guys 'll scooch , wo n't you ?",neutral
Let 's try scooching !,positive
Come on .,neutral
Come on .,neutral
"Uh , Kristen Riggs , this is Carol Willick .",neutral
"Carol , Kristin .",neutral
"Uh , Carol teaches sixth grade .",neutral
"And , Kristin , Kristin ...... does something that , funnily enough , was n't even her major !",positive
Okay .,neutral
When I was six years old .,neutral
Hm-mm,neutral
I wanted a big wheel .,neutral
And instead my parents got me this little plastic chicken that you hop around on .,negative
"It was embarrassing , kids made fun of me .",negative
That was a pretty tough year .,negative
That ’ s-that ’ s great !,positive
See ?,neutral
I already feel like I know you a little better !,positive
Thank you .,positive
"Okay , come on .",neutral
Now we can go eat .,neutral
Let ’ s go .,neutral
It was horrible. They called me chicken boy .,negative
Oh !,positive
"Will you pick one , just pick one ! Here , how about that one ?",negative
That 's patio furniture !,positive
"So what , like people are gon na come in and think , `` Uh-oh , I 'm outside again ? '' Of course !",neutral
What about the birds ?,neutral
"I do n't know , birds just do n't say , `` Hello , sit here , eat something . ''",neutral
You pick one .,neutral
"All right , how about the ladybugs ?",neutral
"Oh , so , forget about the birds , but big red insects suggest fine dining !",negative
"Fine , you want to get the birds , get the birds !",negative
"Not like that , I wo n't ! Kip would have liked the birds !",negative
Bijan for men ?,neutral
Bijan for men ?,neutral
"Bijan for ... Hey , Annabelle , Uh , listen , I was wondering if maybe after work you and I could go maybe grab a cup of coffee .",neutral
"Oh , actually I sorta have plans .",neutral
"Ready , Annabelle ?",neutral
You bet. Maybe some other time ?,neutral
"Hey , it 's not the first time I lost a girl to a cowboy spraying cologne. Bijan for men ? Bijan for men ? !",negative
That was amazing !,positive
Phoebe and Gary are,neutral
That was amazing .,positive
We are the hottest ! Huh ?,positive
"No , you 're the best .",neutral
"No , you 're the best .",neutral
"No , you 're the best .",neutral
I,neutral
Hey guys ! What 'cha been doin ' ?,neutral
Hey Joey ! Is n't that the girl that waved at you the other day ?,neutral
So what are you gon na do ?,neutral
"What can I do ? One person wants to break-up , you break-up .",negative
"Hey , no way ! Come on , this is you guys , call her and work it out .",negative
"Oh come on , we just had this huge fight , all right , don ’ t I have to wait a while ?",negative
"Hey , this isn ’ t like swimming after you eat , pick up the phone ! !",negative
Y'know that whole swimming thing is a myth .,neutral
"Yeah , tell that to my Uncle Lenny .",neutral
Why ? What happened to him ?,neutral
"Nothing , he ’ s just really believes in that .",neutral
It looks like your uterus is ready for implantation .,neutral
Oh ! I knew it ! I knew it ! I felt really thick this morning .,positive
"Well , okay , so what ’ s now—go get , go get the eggs , put ‘ em in there .",neutral
"Okay , it ’ ll take just a little while to prepare the embryos .",neutral
"Embryossss ? As in , `` More than one ? ''",positive
"Um-hmm , five actually .",neutral
"Five ? Okay , where am I giving birth , a hospital or a big box under the stairs ?",neutral
We do five because that gives you a 25 % chance that at least one will attach .,neutral
That ’ s it ! 25 percent ? That means that ’ s it ’ s like 75 percent chance of no baby at all !,positive
"Hey , y ’ know I was thinking , what are the odds like if-if , if you stuff like 200 of them in there ?",neutral
"Sweety , now , she ’ s a woman , not a gumball machine .",neutral
"Okay , well y ’ know what , don ’ t worry you guys , ‘ cause I ’ m-I ’ m gon na do this as many times as it takes to get it right .",neutral
"Well , you see , the-the thing is , we-we only got , we kinda have one shot to make it right .",neutral
"Umm , it costs $ 16,000 each time you do this .",neutral
"So , umm , we ’ re kinda using all the money we have to do it just this one time .",neutral
"Whoa ! ! That—okay , that ’ s a",negative
"No , I ’ m sorry .",neutral
Wow ! You guys really don ’ t know anything !,positive
I know ! Why don ’ t you get drunk ! That worked for a lot of girls in my high school .,negative
Hey !,neutral
Hey !,neutral
You guys got anything to eat ? I just went down to Johnos for some chicken and it was closed !,positive
"Oh , I took Larry there to eat but it was all violated. So we shut it down !",negative
"Pheebs , if this guy keeps closing down all of our favorite places , where are we gon na eat ? !",negative
"I do n't know , clean places ?",neutral
"Mm , yum !",neutral
It 's Danny .,neutral
Do n't let him in ! I 'm supposed to be at a regatta gala .,negative
We 'll be right there ! Ca n't you just say it starts later ?,negative
What ? What kind of a regatta gala starts at night ? !,positive
The fake kind !,negative
"Hey , hi , I need a ladle. You got a ladle ?",neutral
We have a ladle .,neutral
"Thanks , see you at the party .",neutral
"Okay , great !",positive
"Hey , guys , you know what Larry would say ? He would say , `` See you ladle . ''",neutral
You 're so efficient. I love you !,positive
Let 's go !,positive
No-no-no ! We need something old !,negative
"Ohh , great , I have condom in my wallet I 've had since I was twelve .",neutral
That 'll work !,positive
I do n't think so .,neutral
"Okay , now we just need something borrowed !",positive
Here just…take this .,neutral
That 's stealing !,negative
"No , we'll-we 'll bring it back ! Just put it under your dress .",neutral
Ohh .,positive
"Okay , one thing at a time .",neutral
Sorry about that. So. What have you been up to ?,neutral
"Oh , not much. I-I got a job .",positive
"Oh , that 's great .",positive
Why are- why are you so tanned ?,positive
"Oh , I , uh- I went to Aruba .",neutral
Noooo ! I 'm lying. I am so drunk .,positive
"Oh God , oh .",negative
"Great , Monica , y'know what , you could 've called , I have been up here , I 've been worried ...",negative
Monica ? Monica !,negative
Water rules !,positive
"Yes , yes , it does. Okay , look , the restaurant called , they wan na know if you 're gon na be showing up for work ?",neutral
Nope. Going to the,neutral
"Okay Monica , what are you doing ? You 're gon na lose your job ! This is not you !",negative
"No , it is me !",positive
"Y'know , I 'm not just the person who needs to fluff the pillows and pay the bills as soon as they come in !",negative
"Y'know , when I 'm with her , I am so much more than that .",positive
I'm- I 'm Monana !,positive
"Hello ? Yes , she is , hold on a second , please. Monana , it 's for you , the credit card people .",neutral
Helloooo ? Yeah. Oh my God. Thanks .,positive
What ?,neutral
They 've arrested Monica .,negative
Note the painterly lines and subtle impasto on this canvas. Monet painted quickly and usually outdoors as his elusive subject was light itself .,neutral
"Now , do you have any idea what you just said ?",neutral
"No , no , my mouth says the words , my brain is thinking monster trucks !",neutral
"Ok now , remember , when you get to the museum , Monet is not spelt M-O-N-A-Y .",neutral
I just ...,neutral
I wrote that out phonetically for you .,neutral
Phonetically ?,neutral
"Yeah , yeah that means ... you know ? We just ... we do n't have time for this .",neutral
"Ok , but you know what ? I got ta say , I 'm really impressed that you were able to memorize all this so quickly !",positive
Ah ! I 'm an actor ! I can memorize anything ! Last week on `` Days '' I had to say `` Frontal temporal zygomatic craniotomy '' .,positive
Wow. What does,positive
No idea !,positive
But the guy I said it to dies in the next scene so I guess it means `` you 're gon na get eaten by a bear '' .,neutral
Ok ! So let 's move on to the Renaissance ?,neutral
"Ok , Caravaggio uses chiaroscuro here to highlight the anguish of the central figure. Touch it , it 's really bumpy ! .",neutral
"Nah ah ! Nah ah ! No no no ! No ad-libbing and dude , you ca n't",negative
Come on ! you ...,neutral
No !,negative
Oh. Oh-oh .,neutral
Hey ! What happened to you ? Why didn ’ t you come up ?,positive
Done !,positive
You just finished ?,positive
"Well , I wanted to be thorough .",neutral
"I mean this-this is clearly very , very important to you , to us !",positive
"And so I wanted to read every word carefully , twice !",positive
"So umm , does it ?",neutral
I ’ m sorry .,negative
Does it ?,negative
"Does it ? Does it ? Yeah , I wanted to give that whole ‘ Does it ? ’ part just another glance .",neutral
"What are you talking about , Ross , you just said that you read it twice !",negative
"Look , y'know what , either it does or it doesn ’ t , and if you have to even",negative
"No , Rach , no. I don ’ t , I don ’ t , I don ’ t",neutral
Are you sure ?,positive
"Oh , sure ! I ’ m sure .",positive
You got married again .,neutral
Yes .,neutral
So that ’ s your second marriage in two years .,neutral
"Yes , second in two years. Third overall .",neutral
"Ross , I have been a divorce attorney for 23 years and never had I so much business from one client .",neutral
Why don ’ t you tell me what happened .,neutral
"Basically , Rachel and I were in Vegas and we got drunk",neutral
"I ’ m sorry , is this the same Rachel who ’ s name you said at the altar in the second marriage ?",positive
"Yes-yes-yes ! But , I-I do",neutral
"Oh , that ’ s better then .",neutral
This was just a drunken mistake and I need to get it annulled .,neutral
I see. Have you considered therapy ?,neutral
I think just the,neutral
There are a couple of forms to fill out .,neutral
Easy .,neutral
"And we ’ ll need to have witnesses who can testify that you were not of uh , sound mind .",neutral
No problem .,neutral
And we ’ ll need you and Rachel to testify before a judge .,neutral
Ooh !,positive
There ’ s no way to do this without her ?,positive
"‘ Cause I kinda all ready told her uh , it was , it was already taken care of .",negative
"So , Phoebs owes $ 7.50 , Monica , you owe $ 10 , and Rachel , you owe fifteen big ones .",neutral
"But hey , thanks for teachin ' us Cross-Eyed Mary. You guys , we got ta play that at our regular game .",neutral
"Alright , here 's my $ 7.50. But I think you should know that this money is cursed .",neutral
What ?,positive
"Oh , I cursed it. So now bad things will happen to he who spends it .",neutral
"That 's alright , I 'll take it .",neutral
Bad things happen to me anyway .,neutral
This way I can break 'em up with a movie .,neutral
"Well , that just leaves the big Green poker machine , who owes fifteen ...",neutral
You wan na do it right now ?,neutral
Great !,positive
"Ok , I just wan na be really sure this time. Andie McDowell 's the girl from",neutral
No. No no no no no. That 's Rodney McDowell. Andie McDowell is the guy from,neutral
"Oh , yeah. Ok , thank you .",neutral
You 're welcome .,neutral
is for me not to see you anymore .,negative
That 's crazy !,positive
You ca n't do that !,positive
What are you going to tell her ?,negative
Oh God .,negative
"Ohh , you already agreed to this , have n't you ?",negative
"It 's awful I know , I mean , I feel terrible but I have to do this if I want my marriage to work .",negative
"And I do , I have to make",negative
Ohh ! Lucky me ! Oh my God ! That,positive
You have no idea what a nightmare this has been. This is so hard .,negative
"Oh yeah , really ? Is it Ross ? Yeah ? Okay , well let me make this a just a little bit easier for you .",negative
What are you doing ?,positive
Storming out !,negative
"Rachel , this is your apartment .",neutral
"Yeah , well that 's how mad I am ! !",negative
These little women. Wow !,positive
"Your liking it , huh ?",neutral
Oh yeah ! Amy just burned Jo ’ s manuscript. I don ’ t see how he could ever forgive her .,positive
"Umm , Jo ’ s a girl , it ’ s short for Josephine .",neutral
Chandler .,neutral
Hi .,neutral
Hi .,neutral
Joey .,neutral
Hey-hey !,positive
Hey .,neutral
This is Monica .,neutral
Whoa !,positive
And this is Rachel .,neutral
Hi !,positive
Whoa ! !,positive
I ’ m gon na get coffee .,neutral
"Hey , how do you guys get anything done ?",positive
"We don ’ t , really .",neutral
"Well , so , now , do you guys have a lot of big plans ?",neutral
"Oh yeah ! Yeah , no , we ’ re gon na connect , y'know bond , and everything .",positive
"Yeah , I was thinking that maybe we could go down to Time Square and pick up some ninja stars .",neutral
"And , oh , um , my friend Larry , he wants me to take a picture of a hooker .",neutral
"You know , we don ’ t really take advantage of living in the city .",neutral
"Okay , Chandler !",neutral
Okay .,neutral
"And your horoscope says , `` On the fifth a special someone is going to give you a gift . ''",positive
"Oh , well thank you in advance .",positive
"Op , but the twelfth brings a lover ’ s spat .",positive
"Oh , wait and on the nineteenth a secret crush announces itself .",positive
Hey guys !,neutral
Hey ! !,positive
Oh my God ! It ’ s Joey Tribbiani of Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. ! ! ! ! ! ! !,positive
Oh that ’ s right. It ’ s your first day ! So are you psyched to fight fake crime with your robot sidekick ?,positive
Am I psyched ? The lead in my own TV series ? I ’ ve dreamed about this for years ! Why have I not been preparing ? !,positive
"No ! Joey , you ’ re going to be great !",neutral
"But I got to act with a robot Pheebs , and-and I don ’ t know anything about technology !",negative
I can ’ t even use Chandler ’ s computer except to find porn !,negative
And-and that ’ s only ‘ cause it ’ s right there when you turn it on !,negative
I think our lover ’ s spat will start a little early this month .,negative
I ’ ll be waiting .,neutral
"Now , this is last minute so I want to apologize for the mess. Okay ?",positive
Oh my God ! It sure didn ’ t look this way when I lived here .,positive
I know !,positive
"Now look , there ’ s only one problem though .",positive
"There ’ s only room for one , so I guess one of you will have to stay at Joey ’ s .",neutral
"Well , since the fire was kinda my fault I guess you should get to stay here .",negative
"Hey ! Hey-hey , now this was no one ’ s fault Pheebs. Okay ? It was an accident .",neutral
"Well no , it was my fault so you should get the nice room .",neutral
Okay !,positive
So Rach !,positive
You ’ re the first guest at Hotel Monica !,positive
"Umm , you ’ ll just have to tell me how you like your eggs in the morning .",neutral
"And I thought I would bring them to you , y ’ know , in bed .",neutral
"Oh , you have been through so much .",negative
I have .,negative
This is just Bactine. It wo n't hurt .,neutral
"Sorry , that was wax .",neutral
"Oh , poor little Tooty is scared to death. We should find his owner .",negative
Why do n't we just put 'poor little Tooty ' out in the hall ?,negative
During a blackout ? He 'd get trampled !,negative
Yeah ?,neutral
"Ben , I want you to know that there may be some times when I may not be around , like this .",negative
"But I 'll still always come back , like this .",neutral
"And sometimes I may be away longer , like this .",neutral
"But I 'll still always come back , like this .",neutral
"And sometimes , I 'll want you to steal third , and I 'll go like this .",neutral
He is so amazing .,positive
"Oh , I know. Look at him .",positive
"Ben , Ben , hey Ben. Nothing. I do n't think that 's his name .",neutral
"Oh , look , look , he 's closing his eyes. Look , he 's opening his eyes .",positive
"He does n't do much , does he ?",neutral
"No , this is pretty much it .",neutral
You guys wan na get some coffee ?,neutral
Yeah .,neutral
"All right , I 'll see you guys later .",neutral
"Oh , look , he 's closing his eyes again .",neutral
"Come on , they 're gon na love you .",positive
"Well , thank you for lunch .",neutral
"What ? Wait a minute , I didn ’ t pay , I thought you paid !",neutral
So apparently we just don ’ t pay for food anymore. Do you see what I see ?,neutral
How did it go ?,neutral
Had the money in the wrong hand .,neutral
"All right , I ’ m gon na go steam my wedding dress okay ? Who wants the responsibility of making sure nothing happens to it ?",neutral
I ’ ll do it .,neutral
Who wants it ? Anybody ?,neutral
I said I ’ ll do it !,negative
"Nobody wants to do it ? All right , I ’ ll do it myself .",negative
Monica ! I ’ m not gon na screw it up !,negative
"You ’ re right , I ’ m sorry .",negative
Actually you were a big help tonight .,positive
"Yeah , and thanks for putting my grandmother in the cab and making sure she got to the hotel safely .",neutral
Well of course that is what I ’ m here for !,positive
Okay. Sorry .,neutral
Ugh ! What grandmother ?,positive
"Hi. Tag , I have a conference call today is that correct ?",neutral
"Yes , at 4:00 .",neutral
"Okay , thank you .",neutral
That ’ ll be all .,neutral
Wait !,positive
Wait !,positive
Did you see that ?,positive
That mail guy had no idea there was something going on between us .,positive
"You ’ ve seen my huge stack of porn , right ?",neutral
"Hey Monica , it ’ s Chip .",neutral
Yes .,positive
Who ’ s Chip ?,neutral
Shhh !,neutral
"Good runnin ’ into you at the bank today , so ah , here ’ s my number , 555-9323. Give me a call. Later .",neutral
"Chip , is Chip Matthews .",neutral
The guy who took Rachel to the prom ? Why is he calling you ?,positive
"‘ Cause I ran into him at the bank , he is still soo cute .",positive
"Monica , you ’ re so lucky ! He ’ s like the most popular guy in school ! !",positive
"I know ! ! Chip ? Hi ! It ’ s Monica. ‘ Kay. ‘ Kay. Okay. Okay , good-bye. Oh my God , we just had",positive
I was just leaving .,neutral
"Good ! ‘ Cause I ’ ve got a product report to read , it ’ s like eight pages , I hope I don ’ t fall asleep .",neutral
Why ? Did you write it ?,neutral
"Wow ! Look at that , Chip Matthews called. I wonder what he wants ?",positive
"Well ah , actually ...",neutral
Here ’ s your tea Phoebe .,neutral
"It ’ s so good. Oh , thanks .",positive
Good .,positive
I ’ m so glad you liked it .,positive
Oh !,positive
What ? !,positive
What ? ! She made the tea !,positive
"Oh ! No , I-I think I just had a contraction .",positive
You what ?,positive
Oh my God !,positive
I like her. She sees smart .,positive
"I 've no idea , could be. Listen , I 'm sorry I had to work tonight .",negative
"Oh it 's OK. You were worth the wait , and I do n't just mean tonight .",neutral
I have actually,neutral
": Yeah , well your friends are in violation of it .",neutral
"I ’ ve been a nice guy up until now , but uh , I don ’ t need this grief .",negative
I ’ m gon na call the landlord and tell him that Monica is illegally subletting here grandmother ’ s apartment .,negative
Your friends are outta here pal .,negative
Why don ’ t you tell me something I don ’ t know !,negative
All right ! I found one that fits !,positive
"Well y ’ know what they say , the 23",neutral
Whose is it ?,neutral
Oh does it matter ? ! All that matters is that you look so handsome .,negative
Oh damnit !,negative
No ! Don ’ t say that ! Don ’ t say that !,negative
Damn it !,positive
No don ’ t ! Go back to repeating !,negative
Damn it !,positive
Oh crap !,negative
Oh crap !,positive
"Hey Rach ! Hey , you mind if I read my comic books in here ?",neutral
Sure ! Why ?,positive
"Oh well , Chandler and Monica are over there and it 's kinda hard to concentrate .",neutral
What ? !,positive
She just called and said that she was gon na be working late !,negative
She keeps lying to me !,negative
That 's it !,negative
I 'm just gon na go over there and confront them right now !,negative
"So Chandler , I-I 'd love to come by tonight .",positive
Really ?,positive
"Oh absolutely. Shall we say , around seven ?",positive
Yes .,neutral
Good. I 'm really looking forward to you and me having sexual intercourse .,positive
"Hey-hey , check it out ! Check it out ! Ugly Naked Guy has a naked friend !",positive
Oh yeah ! Oh my God ! That is,positive
"Yeah , it is ! Naked Ross ! !",positive
"Y'know , hey ! You ’ re the one who ended it , remember ?",negative
"Yeah , because I was",neutral
You still love me ?,negative
Noo .,negative
"What does this mean ? What do you , I mean do you wan na , get back together ?",neutral
"Noo ! Maybe ! I , I don ’ t know .",negative
What ? !,positive
"I just , I feel , I-I just ...",negative
I won ! I won ! I finally won !,positive
I won ! That was my quarter !,negative
Fine ! Here ! Take a hike toots !,negative
"Excuse me , sir ! This lady played my quarter , this is my money .",negative
Is that true miss ?,neutral
Sells drugs to kids .,negative
What ? !,positive
She sells drugs to kids .,negative
It was my quarter !,negative
Was it her quarter ?,neutral
How about we talk about this over dinner ?,neutral
"Okay lady , you 're out of here .",negative
"No ! No , you ca n't arrest me ! No ! ! I wo n't go back ! I wo n't go back to that hell hole ! !",negative
I 'm just taking you outside !,negative
"Oh , okay .",neutral
Hey !,neutral
Hey !,neutral
"Listen , I know you wanted to talk to me , but I have an idea that may make you want to stay married. We register , and",neutral
No !,negative
"Ross , come on !",negative
No !,negative
"Listen , look I thought a lot about how to tell you this and the bottom line , Ross , is we can not stay married .",negative
I don ’ t know if it ’ s true .,neutral
Oh b-b-but it is !,negative
"Oh , okay , y ’ know what this is ?",neutral
"Oh Ross , come on ! This is not , this is not a marriage ! ! This is the world ’ s worst hangover ! Ross , listen , if",negative
"All right. All right , I ’ ll do it .",negative
"Thank you. Hey-hey umm , uh , is there , is there any such thing as an annulment shower ?",neutral
Hey ! What are you guys doing ?,neutral
Making holiday candy for the neighbors .,neutral
Yes !,positive
So I really never get to win anymore ?,negative
How much did ever really win before ?,neutral
"He is so cute. So , where did you guys grow up ?",neutral
Brooklyn Heights .,neutral
Cleveland .,neutral
"How , how did that happen ?",positive
Oh my god .,positive
What ?,positive
I suddenly had the feeling that I was falling. But I 'm not .,neutral
"Ok , I 'm makin ' a break for it , I 'm goin ' out the window .",neutral
"No , no , no , do n't ! I 've been waitin ' for like , forever to go out with Lorraine. Just calm down .",negative
Calm down ? Calm down ? You set me up with the woman that I 've dumped twice in the last five months !,negative
"Can you stop yellin ' ? You 're makin ' me nervous , and I ca n't go when I 'm nervous .",negative
"I 'm sorry , I 'm sorry , you 're right. Come on , do it , do it , go , come on ! ! !",negative
"Hey you guys , guess what ?",neutral
The British are coming ?,neutral
"Ohh , you and your ways. Since it ’ s Christmastime. I ’ m going to be one of those people collection donations .",positive
"Yeah , I already have my bell and later on ... I get my bucket .",positive
Ohh .,neutral
"Yeah , yeah , I ’ m going to be out there spreading joy to the people .",positive
"I mean , last year , I spread a little joy but not really enough .",positive
"So this year , I ’ m going to do the whole city .",positive
"You know , I knew a girl in high school who did that. She was",neutral
I ca n't,neutral
"Oh ! Look at that , time 's up ! My turn !",positive
That was a half an hour ?,positive
It 's your timer .,neutral
"Y'know , I do n't like to brag about it , but I give the",neutral
"All right , then massage me up right nice !",positive
Ah ! Ahh ! ! Ahh ! !,positive
"It 's so good , is n't it ?",neutral
It 's so good I do n't know what I 've done to deserve it !,positive
Say good-bye to sore muscles !,positive
Good-bye muscles ! !,positive
Oh whoa-whoa-whoa !,negative
"Wait a minute , open up your hand ; let me take a look .",neutral
Quarter .,neutral
Dime .,neutral
Lint ?,neutral
Not interested in that .,neutral
What 's this ?,neutral
A Canadian coin ?,neutral
Get outta here !,positive
Whoa-whoa-whoa !,positive
No drinks near the bucket !,negative
Set it down over there and then you can make a contribution !,negative
And you can leave the hurt bunny look over there too !,negative
Hi Bob !,positive
I thought I told you to get outta here !,negative
"Uh , Phoebe we 've been getting complaints and uh , we 're gon na move you to a less high-profile spot .",neutral
"Well , because we thought you knew ! ! It ’ s so obvious ! God , that would be like telling Monica , `` Hey , you like things clean . ''",neutral
Hey Joe ! You wan na shoot some hoops ?,positive
"Oh no , I can ’ t go. I ’ m practicing ; I got an audition to be the host of a new game show .",positive
Oh cool !,positive
That ’ s great .,positive
"Yeah-yeah , and if I get it by day I ’ ll Dr. Drake Remoray , but by night I ’ ll be Joey Trrrribbiani !",positive
You ’ ll be perfect for this ! That ’ s already your name !,positive
But the audition ’ s in a couple hours and I don ’ t even understand the game .,negative
Well do you want some help ?,neutral
Oh really ? That ’ d be great ! You guys can be the contestants !,positive
Awesome !,positive
"Okay , I guess we can lose to junior high girls some other time .",neutral
All right ! Let ’ s play Bamboozled !,positive
Bamboozled ?,positive
"Yeah , isn ’ t that a cool name ?",positive
Yeah !,positive
No !,negative
"Oh. Okay , just breathe .",neutral
"Oh honey , I think I ’ m having one too !",positive
Look at this ! There we go !,positive
"Excuse me. Hi , I ’ m a professor here. Do you know the Paleontology section , fifth floor , stack 437 ?",neutral
"Well , yes ! Just give me five minutes , I just have to find someone to cover my shift .",positive
No ! No ! ! No ! Can I speak to someone in charge please ? !,negative
How can I help you ?,neutral
"Hi , I was wondering if it is possible to increase security in the Paleontology section ?",negative
"See I-I wrote a book up there and instead of reading it people are-are-are well , rolling around in front of it .",negative
We are aware of the problem you are referring to .,neutral
"But as far as increasing security , I ’ m afraid the library is very understaffed .",neutral
"I , I can ’ t help you .",negative
"Well , fine .",negative
Fine !,negative
"If-if I ’ m the only person with any appreciation of the sanctity of the written word , I ’ ll go up there and defend it myself !",negative
And don ’ t you follow me !,negative
"Okay. Would you rather live in the shirt pocket of a sweaty giant , or inside his shower drain ?",neutral
"Oh my God ! Phoebe look , it ’ s Ross and that girl .",positive
No ! No ! Look at that ! It ’ s a line of ants ! They ’ re working as a team !,positive
"Right , oh yeah .",neutral
"Wow , oh , it looks like Ross is breaking up with her .",positive
"Uff , I hope he lets her down easy .",neutral
"Come on Phoebe , look at that !",negative
"They are not breaking up , look at them .",neutral
"Okay that ’ s , you know what that is ?",neutral
"That is a , that is a second date , that ’ s what that is !",negative
"Look at that , she just put her hand on his thigh ...",neutral
"Oh no ! That really is nothing , she is",neutral
"Ohh ! Phoebe , this is all your fault ! Now he loves her , he ’ s gon na marry her , and this is all your fault .",negative
You know where I work !,neutral
I do ?,neutral
"The movie theatre , you used to come in all the time .",neutral
You still work at the multiplex ?,neutral
"Oh , like I ’ d give up that job ! Free popcorn and candy , anytime I want. I can get you free posters for your room .",positive
"Thanks , I ’ m set. Do you still live with your parents ?",neutral
"Oh yeah , but I can stay out as late as I want .",neutral
Nice car !,positive
"Yeah , it ’ s not mine .",neutral
I love your car .,positive
"Yeah , it ’ s mine .",neutral
I bet it ’ s fast .,neutral
"Me too ! Yeah. And comfortable. Do uh , do you like leather seats ?",neutral
Yeah !,positive
It ’ s got ‘ em !,positive
"Joey , please !",negative
Sorry .,neutral
Ahhh ..,negative
Hello children !,positive
Hey ! Wan na play some foosball ? Please ?,neutral
Okay .,neutral
"No-no , no ! We have to move the table into my room , yeah ! 'Cause of all the boxes. Come on !",neutral
"All right , I have one question .",neutral
Bye-bye little puppet Joey hand ?,neutral
"No , the quiet down thing !",negative
You mean this .,neutral
"Um-hmm ! Look , I-I-I do n't know how much more of this I can take ! Did you know he taped over my",negative
"All right look , y'know , this maybe tough but come on , this is Ross ! I survived college with him !",neutral
"All right , I guess I can hold out a little longer. Let 's have a game .",neutral
Okay .,neutral
No-no-no-no !,negative
YES ! !,positive
"Uh fellas ,",neutral
"Okay , so he 's out of here .",neutral
"Okay y'know what , because you said that , I 'm not putting out tonight .",neutral
I know it does n't make much sense,neutral
Much,neutral
"Look Chandler , it was instinct ! Okay ? I just went for it !",negative
"So you risked your life , for a sandwich !",positive
"I know it sounds crazy , but Chandler this is the greatest sandwich in the world !",positive
"So you did n't uh , choose Ross before me .",negative
No ! I would never do that ! You-you 're like my brother !,negative
Really ? !,positive
"Yeah ! In fact , to prove how much you mean to me , here .",neutral
Thanks .,positive
"No , eh , oh-oi , easy , it 's not a hot dog !",negative
How good is that ?,neutral
"Oh-oi-ho , yeah !",positive
See ?,neutral
"Oh-whoa-hey , dude , what are you doing ? !",positive
I thought you were showing me how much you mean to me .,positive
Yeah. With a bite ! Gee-e-e-eez !,positive
Check out the ring .,positive
Nice ! One and a half carat easy .,positive
Hi .,neutral
Hey-hey Pheebs !,positive
Chandler ’ s gon na ask Monica to marry him !,positive
"Oh I know , I helped pick out the ring .",neutral
You told her before you told us ?,positive
"Well , she walked in when I was looking at the ring brochures. You can understand that , right ? Guys ? Guys ?",negative
Let 's see .,neutral
"Congress is debating a new deficit reduction bill ... the mayor wants to raise subway fares again ... the high today was forty-five ... and- oh , teams played sports .",neutral
What about Glen ? He could be a Glen .,neutral
Nah ... not-not special enough .,neutral
Ooh ! How about Agamemnon ?,neutral
Waaay too special .,neutral
Hey Pheebs !,positive
Hey !,positive
Check it out. How much of a man am I ? !,positive
Wow ! Nice ! Manly and also kind of a slut .,positive
"Y ’ know , I ’ m beginning to see what Jake was talking about .",neutral
Uh-huh .,neutral
The silk ? Feels really good !,positive
"Ah yeah , sorry about that .",negative
"It ’ s okay. Come , come on in .",neutral
"Thanks for letting me stay here ! I mean Monica ’ s place was nice , but her fiancée sure stares a lot .",positive
Oh .,neutral
Oh my God ! You do a great Chandler !,positive
"Uh-huh. Yeah , I-I have a knack for impressions .",neutral
"Well , maybe after we get reacquainted uh , you can do me .",positive
Yeah—No ! !,negative
"Hey ! You guys ! Check it out , check it out ! Guess which job I got .",positive
"I don ’ t know , but Donald Trump wants his blue blazer black .",neutral
What ?,neutral
Blue blazer back. He-he wants it back .,neutral
But you-you said black. Why would he want his blue blazer black ?,neutral
"Well , you-you know what I meant .",neutral
"No , you messed it up. You ’ re stupid .",negative
So what job did you get Joe ?,neutral
"Oh , ah , tour guide at the museum. Yeah , Ross got it for me .",neutral
"Well , how can you be a tour guide , don ’ t you have to be a dinosaur expert or something ?",neutral
I just walked in the bathroom and saw Kathy naked ! It was like torture !,negative
"Y'know if we ever go to war and you ’ re captured , you ’ re in for a",neutral
It just keeps getting worse and worse !,negative
"I mean it ’ s bad enough that I ’ m in love with my roommates girlfriend—which by the way , I think she knows .",neutral
Because every time we ’ re in the room together there ’ s this weird like energy between us .,neutral
"And call me crazy , but I think she likes me too .",neutral
And now I have seen her naked .,neutral
"I mean at least when I ’ ve seen her with clothes on , I could imagine her body was like covered in boles or something .",neutral
"But there are no boles , she ’ s smooth !",neutral
Smooth !,neutral
Wow ! Could everyone totally see up his robe ?,positive
Yeah ! Oh my God !,positive
"So , you and Angela , huh ?",positive
Yep. Pretty much .,positive
"Oh , that 's what she meant !",positive
"You know , if they 're gon na shorten it , they should call it the MUSE !",neutral
"You know , short for museum , and avoid all the confusion !",neutral
"Yeah , most of it it 's a place",neutral
"Ok , all right , so I 'll take her to the MET .",neutral
"Yeah , uh , uh , ok , there 's this great rare bookstore on Madison Avenue .",neutral
You know what ?,neutral
"She loves architecture , you know what you should do ?",neutral
You should take a walk down fifth to the Saint Patrick 's Cathedral and there there 's this great little pastry shop that she 'd love .,positive
"Geez , sounds like you should be going on this date !",positive
But I 'm not ! . You know what if you 're in the mood for Thai food ...,neutral
"Whoa , whoa , whoa ! Slow down , you go",positive
Ok .,neutral
You got to tell me exactly what to do there .,neutral
"Ok , when you walk in the museum , take the right , that 's the antiquities wing .",neutral
"Ancient Egypt , Mesopotamia , up to the Byzantine Empire .",neutral
"Whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa ! So , I walk in the door and make the right",positive
Hey !,positive
"Hey , so did everything go all right with the annulment ?",neutral
"Oh , yeah , no problems. It ’ s all taken care of .",neutral
"Ross , thank you. Hey , do you guys wan na go see a movie ?",neutral
"Oh yeah , why not ?",neutral
Pheebs ?,neutral
"No thanks , I ’ ve already seen one .",neutral
"Okay , umm , I ’ m gon na get my sweater .",neutral
"Okay. You uh , you wan na hear something weird ?",positive
Always .,neutral
I didn ’ t get the annulment .,negative
What ? !,positive
We ’ re still married ! Don ’ t tell Rachel. See you later .,positive
Hey ! Are you okay ?,neutral
Fabulous .,positive
"Listen , drama critics they ’ re nothing but , but people who couldn ’ t make it as actors. You know what you should do ?",positive
"Exactly. So you didn ’ t , didn ’ t mention anything to Issac right ?",negative
"Oh , well I tell Issac everything .",neutral
"You tell , of course you do. Issac. Issac. Hey , Issac. Issac , hi ! Y'know we haven ’ t actually met ...",neutral
You dog !,positive
"Yes , I suppose I am a dog. But Issac , see I-I happen to have a girlfriend .",neutral
"Oh right , that Rachel chick from the coffee place .",neutral
"Yeah , that ’ s the one. Listen , I don ’ t want to hurt her .",neutral
"Oh , hey , man I know , doesn ’ t matter how much we love ‘ em , monogamy is too cruel a rule .",neutral
"Yeah. Listen , can you keep this information to yourself ?",neutral
"Aw , no problem dude. Y'know we got to look out for each other. We ’ re the same , you and me .",neutral
"Actually , no , we ’ re not .",positive
"Yeah , we are .",neutral
"No , we ’ re not .",neutral
"Yeah , we are .",neutral
"No , we ’ re not ! !",negative
"Okay , we ’ re not .",neutral
Right .,neutral
"But , we are .",neutral
Fine. I just need to know that you ’ re not gon na tell your sister .,neutral
I can promise not to tell her again .,neutral
Emily !,positive
Oh my God ! What are you doing here ?,positive
"I just , I had to see you one more time before you took-off .",positive
You are so sweet .,positive
"That ’ s , that ’ s , that ’ s a big candy bar. ( She ’ s holding one of those huge",negative
Me too .,neutral
"Well , that ’ me. Here , have this. I ’ m only allowed one piece of carryon anyway .",neutral
"Wait uh , listen .",neutral
"I-I , I have to tell you something .",negative
"Umm , I ’ ve been thinking , I ’ m just gon na come out and say it .",negative
Okay ?,negative
"I-I-I ah , I-I think I love you .",positive
Oh. Thank you .,neutral
That ’ s no problem .,neutral
Monica !,positive
She ’ s sleeping .,neutral
"I know , just quick-quick question , quick question. Which one was",neutral
Deep Impact,neutral
"Sorry , I just…can ’ t sleep .",positive
Ooh !,negative
"Where is that book that you are reading with the two women who were ice-skating and wearing , wearing those hats with the flowers on it ?",neutral
Because every time I look at that cover I ’ m like,neutral
It is in the living room where there is also a light ! And no one will kick you in the shin .,neutral
"Hey Ross ! So , I was checking out the uh , real estate section",negative
Yeah ?,neutral
Look at this .,neutral
"Oh , it looks like mom and dad ’ s house .",neutral
"Oh , it even has a tree with a broken limb out front and the uh , the window in the attic is…Oh my God !",positive
What ? What happened to the window in the attic ? !,positive
I can ’ t believe mom and dad are selling the house !,negative
I can ’ t believe they-they didn ’ t even tell us !,positive
I can ’ t believe I still don ’ t know what happened to the,positive
Nothing ?,neutral
"Look , you and I have been given a gift .",neutral
We have to do something with it .,neutral
"Like-like , hand modeling !",positive
Or-or magic !,positive
I have to get back to,neutral
Whoa !,positive
Whoa !,positive
We could have our own show !,positive
Y'know we could clap our hands together people will love it !,positive
Huh ?,negative
And-and-and I wrote a song for us !,positive
"( Singing , to the tune of",positive
That 's okay .,neutral
But you have n't even heard the chorus !,neutral
"Well , she ’ ll understand right ? It ’ s not like I did it on purpose .",negative
"Dad , that won ’ t matter to her .",neutral
"Look , all my stuff is safe and dry and all hers is-is , is growing new stuff !",negative
"See , this is exactly the kind of thing that makes her think you guys love me more than you love her .",negative
"Oh my God , does she really thinks that ?",positive
"Well , can you blame her ?",negative
"Well I don ’ t know , I-I suppose we may have favored you unconsciously , you were a medical marvel ! The doctor said your mother could",positive
"Dad , dad I don ’ t want to hear about it .",negative
Really ?,positive
"Well , not right now .",neutral
"Okay look , Monica came here for some memories and damnit , we ’ re gon na give her some !",neutral
"Okay , grab…grab some empty boxes .",neutral
Okay ?,neutral
We ’ ll-we ’ ll take stuff from mine and whatever we can pass off as hers we ’ ll-we ’ ll put ‘ em in there .,positive
"Y ’ know Joey , I could teach you to sail if you want .",positive
You could ?,positive
Yeah ! I ’ ve been sailing my whole life. When I was fifteen my dad bought me my own boat .,positive
Your own boat ?,positive
What ? ! What ? ! He was trying to cheer me up ! My pony was sick .,positive
He ’ s coming here for Thanksgiving !,positive
Count in our heads as-as good,negative
I guess I 'm done .,neutral
Fun ’ s over,positive
"Wait-wait , guys ! If-if we follow the rules , it 's still fun and it means something !",negative
I think I 'm gon na take-off .,neutral
"Guys , rules are good ! Rules help control the fun ! Ohhh !",positive
Dehydrated Japanese noodles under fluorescent lights ... does it,neutral
"Question. You 're not dating anybody , are you , because I met somebody who would be perfect for you .",neutral
"Ah , y'see , perfect might be a problem. Had you said 'co-dependent ' , or 'self-destructive ' ...",neutral
Do you want a date Saturday ?,neutral
Yes please .,neutral
"Okay. He 's cute , he 's funny , he's-",neutral
He 's a he ?,positive
Well yeah !,positive
... Oh God .,negative
"I- just- I thought- Good , Shelley .",negative
I 'm just gon na go flush myself down the toilet now ...,negative
"Okay , goodbye ...",negative
"Well , it 's official there are no good movies .",negative
"Well , let 's go to a bad one and make out .",neutral
"Perhaps , you would like me to turn like this , so that you can bunny bump against my back .",neutral
Hey !,positive
Hey .,neutral
"Hey , man. What 's up ?",neutral
Maybe you can tell me .,neutral
My agent would like to know why I did n't show up at the audition I did n't know I had today .,negative
The first good thing she gets me in weeks .,neutral
How could you not give me the message ?,negative
"Well , I 'll tell ya I do enjoy guilt , but , ah , it was n't me .",negative
"Yes , it was ! It was him ! Uh huh ! Okay , it was me !",negative
"See Joe , that 's why your parents told you not to jump on the bed .",neutral
Can I ask you something ? Have you ever had a guy have a crush on you ?,neutral
Is that why you wanted to tie my tie ?,positive
There ’ s this kid in my class who said he ’ s in love with me .,negative
Whoa !,positive
Whoa what ?,positive
Ross has a boyfriend .,neutral
I do-I do,positive
Really ?,positive
Yeah !,positive
I don ’ t know .,neutral
"I mean , last year Elizabeth now-now this kid .",negative
What-what-what-what is it ? !,positive
Am I giving out some kind of…sexy professor vibe ?,negative
Not right now .,neutral
It-it—The point is my natural charisma has made him fail his midterm .,negative
"Oh , see now I feel bad for the kid !",negative
I had a crush on a teacher once and it was so hard !,positive
Y ’ know you—I couldn ’ t concentrate and I blushed every time he looked at me .,neutral
"I mean come on , you remember what ’ s it ’ s like to be 19 and in love .",neutral
Oh yes ! Thank you very much ! Oh that ’ s-that ’ s actually how the French drink it .,positive
A new pair of shoes for the Chan-Chan man ! Yes !,positive
Yes ! I've-I 've never seen a roll like this in my life !,positive
"That 's right baby ! Okay , what do I want now ?",positive
"Okay , ah umm , ah , a 8. Ah , a 6 ?",neutral
Pick a number ! That is your,neutral
8. 8 !,positive
Thank you !,positive
"If you get this one , we buy everybody here a steak dinner !",positive
"Yeah , I understand .",neutral
Take as much time as you want .,neutral
"Ten , even twenty minutes if you need it .",neutral
I ’ ll be here .,negative
Not smoking .,negative
"We ’ re really gon na do this , huh ?",positive
Looks like it .,neutral
"Y ’ know , if , if this is too weird for you , we can still back out at",neutral
I got it !,positive
Okay .,neutral
Susan ! Hi !,positive
Hey !,positive
Thank you so much for coming .,positive
"Oh , I wouldn ’ t miss it for the world .",positive
I ’ m-I ’ m Ross by the way .,neutral
Hello Ross. I love what you ’ ve done with this space .,positive
Thank you so much .,positive
How hot is this ? !,positive
"Guess who 's here. It 's the toughest guy in toy land , Ben. ' A real American hero. I 'm",neutral
G.I. Joe,neutral
"Look Ben , it 's a toy that protects U.S. oil interests overseas !",positive
"It took me 28 years to find one man that I wan na spend my life with , if I have to wait another 28 years then , I 'll be 56 before I can have a baby , and that 's just stupid .",negative
"That , that 's what 's stupid .",negative
"I do n't need an actual man , just a couple of his best swimmers .",neutral
"And there , there are places you can go to get that stuff .",neutral
Down at the docks again ?,negative
"Hi there. How many , how many ah , did you sell ?",neutral
I ’ m not gon na tell you ! You ’ re the bad man who broke Sarah ’ s leg .,negative
"Hey now ! That was an accident , okay .",negative
You ’ re a big scrud .,negative
What ’ s a scrud ?,neutral
"Why don ’ t you look in the mirror , scrud .",negative
I don ’ t have too. I can just look at you .,positive
"All right girls , and man. Let ’ s see your final tallies. Ohhhh , Debbie , 321 boxes of cookies , Very nice .",positive
Not nice enough .,negative
"Charla , 278. Sorry , dear , but still good .",neutral
"So , how ’ d the lasagne go over ?",neutral
Really ? !,positive
Good .,neutral
So you owe me three pretty things .,neutral
"Yeah , I ’ ve been thinking a lot about you too .",neutral
It ’ s hard this whole platonic thing .,negative
It ’ s a word !,positive
"Yeah , I do think it ’ s better this way. Yeah , we ’ re being smart. Yes , I ’ m sure .",neutral
You really sure ?,neutral
I ’ ll call you back .,neutral
"So , are you really gon na go out with that nurse man ?",positive
"Well uh , you and I are just goofing around , I thought , why not goof around with him .",neutral
"Y'know , I do n't know if you 've ever looked up the term goofing around in the dictionary… Well , I have , and the technical definition is , two friends who care a lot about each other and have amazing sex and just wan na spend more time together .",neutral
"But if you have this new fangled dictionary that gets you made at me , then we have to , y'know , get you my original dictionary .",neutral
I am,neutral
I think you 're better than you think you are .,neutral
"Really ? Okay , so",positive
Know when to stop .,neutral
"Y'know , I sensed that I should stop. So we 're okay ?",neutral
"Yeah. All right , I 'm gon na go tell Dan that it 's not gon na happen. Do n't do the dance .",neutral
Right !,positive
"Ow ! -Ow ! -Ow ! Ow ! Ow ! Ow ! Ow ! Ow ! Ow ! Y'know , ow !",negative
Hey ! -Hey ! What ’ s going on ?,positive
She broke my arm .,negative
He touched my fanny .,negative
"No , she touched mine first !",negative
That ’ s my job !,negative
Are you being British ? !,positive
No. Not anymore .,neutral
Why are you shopping here ? You do n't live in this neighborhood. Were you here waiting for me ?,positive
"Yeah , huh. I 'm just uh , you know I 'm just picking up some things for a party .",neutral
Barley ? What kind of party serves barley ?,negative
"Well , I 'm sorry if my friends are n't as sophisticated as yours .",negative
Where is this party ?,neutral
Here in Chelsea .,neutral
Who 's party is it ?,negative
A woman 's,neutral
What woman ? !,negative
Chelsea .,neutral
"Either you 're seeing somebody behind my back , which would make you the biggest jerk on the planet .",negative
"Or , else you 're pretending that you 're seeing somebody , which just makes you so pathetic that I could start crying right here in the cereal aisle .",negative
So like which of these two guys do you want to be ?,negative
Can I be that guy ?,positive
Great story again ! The yarns that you weave ! Woo-hoo-hoo !,positive
"Y ’ know uh , actually I-I-I should get going .",negative
Oh no-no-no ! Stay ! Stay ! Because you-you should you-you-you should stay !,negative
"Wow. Oh , I am really flattered , but I just I don ’ t feel that way about you .",positive
"Oh no-no-no , that ’ s not—No-no-no !",negative
Did you just flick me ?,negative
"OK , well , you would n't let me finish and I was jus- [ Monica flicks her back ] Ow. That hurt [ flicks Monica ]",positive
"Oh ! All right. Now , let 's not do this !",negative
Happy thoughts ! Happy thoughts !,negative
"OK , now I 'm gon na kick some ass .",negative
Ow ! Ow ! Ow !,negative
"Alright , now I will let go if you both stop .",neutral
Fine !,negative
Fine !,negative
"There we go.You know what , if we were in prison , you guys would be , like , my bitches .",neutral
"Okay , buddy-boy. Here it is. You hide my clothes , I 'm wearing everything you own .",neutral
Oh my God !,positive
Look at me ! I 'm Chandler ! Could I,positive
"Whew , it 's hot with all of this stuff on .",neutral
"I ah , I better not do any , I do n't know , lunges .",neutral
Hi .,neutral
Hi .,neutral
"Hi , listen , I ’ m sorry about before .",negative
I don ’ t need to have a game room .,neutral
"I mean when I was a kid I only played those games because I couldn ’ t get girls , and now I",neutral
Stop it Chandler. I ’ m sorry too .,negative
Really ?,positive
Yeah ! Oh yes !,negative
Ohh .,neutral
"Listen , we don ’ t have to make that a guest room , we can think of something to do with the room together .",positive
That ’ s a great idea ! We can,positive
Totally !,positive
We don ’ t have to come up with this now .,neutral
Oh good .,positive
"Yeah , and I am okay with being a pushover .",neutral
That ’ s great. Good for you guys .,positive
I am not high maintenance !,negative
I am not a pushover !,negative
Who said you were ?,neutral
You did !,negative
"Oh , I ’ m flaky. I ’ ll say anything .",neutral
"Ok , I know this is gon na sound really stupid , but I feel that if I can do this , you know , if I can actually do my own laundry , there is n't anything I ca n't do .",positive
That does not sound stupid to me .,neutral
"You know , it 's like the first time I had to make dinner for myself , after Carol left me ?",neutral
"I 'm sorry , that 's all the time we have .",negative
Next on Ross ... Uh-oh .,neutral
What uh-oh ?,positive
"Uh-oh , uh-oh , the laundry 's done .",negative
"It 's , uh , it 's a song .",neutral
The laundry song that we sing .,neutral
"Uh-oh the laundry 's done , uh-oh , uh-oh .",neutral
"Ross , what 's the matter ?",negative
"Nothing , nothing. Lee-lo , the laundry 's done .",neutral
Why are you here ?,positive
"Well , Sid and I are trying again and we had trouble last time because apparently we ...",negative
"No no no ... I mean ,",neutral
Oh ! Someone 's a little cranky today cuz they have to do it in a cup ! Oh ! They gave you the kiddy size .,negative
What ! ?,positive
This was fun ! But I 've got an invasive vaginal exam to get to !,positive
"I 'd love to stay , but I have eh ... got a hot date ...",positive
Please ... go ! Just let me know if you need a hand !,neutral
I think it just fell off .,neutral
"I do n't want to be single , okay ? I just ... I just- I just wan na be married again !",negative
And I just want a million dollars !,negative
Rachel ? !,positive
Yeah .,neutral
"Look , these clowns are trying to take us for a ride and I 'm not gon na let 'em !",negative
And we 're not a couple of suckers !,negative
"I hear ya , Mugsy !",neutral
"But look , all these rooms are fine okay ?",neutral
"Can you just pick one so I can watch -- have a perfect , magical weekend together with you .",negative
"Okay ,",neutral
Nothing ! It 's over ! Dammit ! This is regularly scheduled programming !,negative
Can we turn the TV off ? Okay ? Do we really want to spend the entire weekend like this ?,negative
"Oh , I 'm sorry , am I getting in the way of all the room switching fun ?",negative
"Hey , do n't blame me for wigging tonight !",negative
"Oh , who should I blame ? The nice bell man who had to drag out luggage to 10 different rooms ?",negative
"I do n't know , how about the idiot who thought he could drive from Albany to Canada on a half a tank of gas !",negative
Do not speak ill of the dead .,negative
"We 're supposed to uh , be spending a romantic weekend together , it-it , what is the matter with you ?",negative
"I just want to watch a little television. What is the big deal ? Geez , relax mom .",negative
What did you say ?,negative
"I said , `` Geez , relax Monnnnn . ''",negative
"Y ’ know , maybe it ’ s best that we never got to do it again .",neutral
"Yeah , it kinda makes that-that one night special. Y ’ know , technically we still",neutral
"I ’ m gon na go to the bathroom , maybe I ’ ll see you there in a bit ?",neutral
‘ Kay !,neutral
Can I ask you something ?,neutral
"Uhh , no .",neutral
"Felicity and I , we ’ re watching",neutral
No .,neutral
"I mean , the giant is like five years younger than me , y ’ know , you think I ’ ll ever get there ?",neutral
Yes .,neutral
Thanks man .,neutral
Okay man .,neutral
But what about how much taller he is than me ?,neutral
"I mean , there ’ s no way I can make myself taller now , y ’ know ?",neutral
"And who knows what science will come up with in the future , but Chandler , what if I die an unsuccessful , regular sized man ?",negative
"Hey , Monica , wow you ’ ve been in the bathroom for like a half-hour .",positive
I know !,negative
"Had the beef-tips , huh ?",neutral
"Good-bye and God speed , Hope Brady .",neutral
Not so fast Wesley !,negative
Ramoray !,negative
"That ’ s right Wesley ! I just stopped by to say that , you ’ re not a real doctor ! And that woman ’ s brain , is fine !",negative
Oh ! Thank God !,positive
Hope ! Hope !,positive
Drake !,positive
"You ’ re not dying Hope , you ’ re gon na live a long , healthy life. With me .",positive
Oh Drake .,positive
Okay !,positive
Here we go !,positive
Okay !,positive
"Hi , Joey !",positive
It ’ s Rachel !,positive
"Umm , I am free tomorrow night .",neutral
"Yeah , sure , sure I can bring some sandwiches .",neutral
"OK , we got the cole slaw , we got the buns ...",neutral
"We 've got the ground-up flesh of formerly cute cows and turkeys , ew ...",negative
Men are here .,neutral
"Mom , would you relax .",negative
"That was 10 blocks from here and , the , the woman was walking alone at night , I would never do that .",negative
"Mom , c'mon , stop worrying .",negative
"This is a safe street , this is a safe building , there 's nothing",neutral
Hi .,neutral
"Hi , hi can I help you ?",positive
"Yeah , I 'm looking for Phoebe , does she still live here ?",neutral
"Uh , no she does n't but I can , I can get a message to her .",neutral
"Great. Uhh , just tell her her husband stopped by .",neutral
What ?,positive
"Hey , how , how did you do that ?",positive
"Alright , somebody .",neutral
"OK , I 'll go. OK , senior year of college ... on a pool table .",neutral
Whoooaa !,positive
That 's my sister .,neutral
OK ... my weirdest place would have to be ... the women 's room on the second floor of the New York CIty public library .,neutral
Oh my God ! What were you doing in a library ?,positive
"Pheebs , what about you ?",neutral
Oh ... Milwaukee .,neutral
Um ... Ross ?,neutral
"Disneyland , 1989 , 'It 's a Small World After All . '",neutral
No way !,positive
The ride broke down .,neutral
"So , Carol and I went behind a couple of those mechanical Dutch children ... then they fixed the ride , and we were asked never to return to the Magic Kingdom .",positive
"Oh , Rachel .",neutral
Hey !,positive
Hey !,positive
"Oh , is the play over ?",neutral
Yeah. Where were you ?,neutral
"Thank you for your patience , you ’ re the next caller .",neutral
You were the next caller five hours ago. You must be going crazy .,positive
Nah. I kept myself busy .,neutral
"Oh , okay , yeah. I put your stuff in her room , and her stuff in your room .",neutral
"Well there ’ s yore. And uh , y ’ know , yesteryear .",neutral
"Yeah no , I ’ m telling you Rachel has such a great eye for this stuff .",neutral
"Ross , y ’ know if you ever decide you need to redecorate—And I think that you should .",neutral
"You should , you should ask Rachel to help .",neutral
Oh honey he doesn ’ t need my help .,neutral
"Oh , come on ! I think he ’ s ready to get rid of , what did you call it ? The cheap knock-offs and dinosaur junk .",positive
Really ? !,positive
"Hey , y ’ know what ?",positive
"Since you have such a great sense of what I need , uh ooh , here ’ s-here ’ s 60 bucks , why don ’ t you take Phoebe down to that Colonial flea market of yours and get me some stuff .",neutral
"Y ’ know what ? I don ’ t , I don ’ t think Phoebe really wants to come .",positive
No ! I do want to !,positive
"Oh , she does want to .",neutral
She does want to .,neutral
Yeah !,positive
"Wow , you have really pretty feet .",positive
These old things .,negative
"Would you mind spending some time on my siadic area , it ’ s been killing me today .",negative
"You mean the—Okay by siadic , you mean the towel covered portion .",neutral
Yeah .,neutral
"Sure , yeah , no I can do that , yeah , because umm , y'know , the muscles in the siadic area can get y ’ know , real nice and tight .",neutral
"So umm , tell me Rick , how umm , how did you injure the area .",positive
"Oh , a 16-hour sit-in for Greenpeace .",neutral
Oh .,neutral
Ow ! Did you just bite me ?,positive
No !,positive
"Um , that 's it .",neutral
No .,neutral
Crew guy .,neutral
Yeah .,neutral
Why have you been following me ?,negative
"I mean , all week long everywhere I look there 's you .",neutral
"You would n't return my calls , you sent back my letters ....",negative
What ?,positive
"One more chance Ursula , please ?",negative
Okay .,neutral
"Okay , and then this is the coffee house. This is where I play my music .",neutral
Good deal .,positive
Here you go .,neutral
Thank you .,neutral
Hi !,positive
"Hi ! All right , let ’ s go shoppin ’ ! !",positive
"Um , y'know , before we go ah , there ’ s something I need to say .",negative
"Oh , okay .",neutral
"I ’ ve kinda of had this ah , this crush on you .",negative
"But since you were with Ross , I-I didn ’ t do anything about it .",positive
"But , now that you ’ re not , I ’ d really like to ask you out sometime .",negative
"So-so that ’ s-that ’ s what I ’ m doing , now .",negative
Wow ! Umm ....,positive
I dropped a cup .,neutral
"Hello , tiny embryos .",neutral
"Well , I ’ m-I ’ m Phoebe Buffay , hi !",positive
I ’ m-I ’ m-I ’ m hoping to be your uterus for the next nine months .,positive
"You should know , that we ’ re doing this for Frank and Alice , who you know , you ’ ve been there !",positive
"Umm , y ’ know they want you so much , so when you guys get in there , really grab on .",positive
"Okay , and-and I promise that I ’ ll keep you safe and warm until you ’ re ready to have them take you home , so… Oh !",positive
"And also , umm next time you see me , I ’ m screaming , don ’ t worry , that ’ s what ’ s supposed to happen .",neutral
Ready ?,neutral
Uh-huh. Good luck .,negative
Then we have to await the data from recent MRI scans and DNA testing which call into question information gathered from years of simple carbon dating .,neutral
"Look at that woman sitting by the pool getting tan ... so leathery and wrinkled , I 'm so",negative
I 'm not your brother .,neutral
What about my children Drake ? ! Huh ! ? No ! ! No ! ! No ! God !,negative
Why don ’ t we try massaging the breast to stimulate the flow .,neutral
Are you kidding me ? !,negative
It ’ s just so frustrating ! Why doesn ’ t she want my breast ? !,negative
I don ’ t know ! Maybe she ’ s crazy !,negative
"Hey Joey , I got some beer for you .",neutral
"Uh , do n't you mean `` for whom ? ''",neutral
"Sure , listen I was gon na order some pizza , you wan na share one ?",neutral
"Pizza , heh , its not like I never had that before ... ba dum bum cheshhh .",neutral
Is there something wrong ?,neutral
"All right , All right , let 's just get this out in the open okay ?",neutral
You 're hot .,neutral
I 'm lovable .,neutral
Clearly there 's a vibe going on between us .,neutral
"But , we 're roommates and it 's a huge mistake for us to continue down this road .",neutral
Joey ...,neutral
"Oh no it ’ s not , no it ’ s not. It ’ s a first date. I ’ m",negative
"Ho-oh , he ’ s gon na get some !",positive
Of the glare from the streetlight out of his apartment .,neutral
"Y ’ know so umm , he ’ s closed the drapes there so he can have a nice , pleasant conversation with your little sister .",neutral
"Well , I ’ m off to bed !",neutral
You were so funny with that waiter ! You 're such a nut !,positive
"Y'know , breadstick fangs are always funny .",positive
"No , you make them funny. You 're the funny one !",positive
"Uhh , look Katie , uh listen , we-we need to talk .",negative
Okay ?,neutral
"Umm , look I like you .",negative
"I-I really do , I like you a lot .",negative
Okay ?,negative
"But sometimes when you , when you playfully punch me like that it-it feels like someone 's hitting me with a very tiny but very",positive
"Aww , like I could hurt you. Are you making fun of my size ? Do n't make fun of me because of my size !",positive
"Oh , Joey ! Sorry !",positive
They made you head of the department !,positive
"No , I get to teach one of his advanced classes ! Why didn ’ t I get head of the department ?",positive
"Oh ! Hey Rach , listen umm",neutral
Yeah .,neutral
"I got a big date coming up , do you know a good restaurant ?",neutral
"Uh , Paul ’ s Café. They got great food and it ’ s really romantic .",neutral
"Ooh , great ! Thanks !",positive
"Yeah ! Oh , and then afterwards you can take her to the",neutral
"You sure are naming a lot of ways to postpone sex , I ’ ll tell ya",neutral
"Ooh , I miss dating .",negative
Gettin ’ all dressed up and going to a fancy restaurant .,neutral
"I ’ m not gon na be able to do that for so long , and it ’ s so much fun !",positive
I mean not that sitting at home worrying about giving birth to a sixteen pound baby is not fun .,neutral
"Hey , y ’ know what ?",neutral
Huh ?,neutral
Why don ’ t I take you out ?,neutral
"What ? ! Joey , you don ’ t want to go on a date with a pregnant lady .",positive
Yes I do !,positive
"And we ’ re gon na go out , we ’ re gon na have a good time , and take your mind off of childbirth and c-sections and-and giant baby heads stretching out",positive
Okay ! I ’ ll go with ya ! I ’ ll go ! I ’ ll go with ya .,positive
I ’ ll be fun .,neutral
All right ?,neutral
Hi !,positive
Hey !,positive
"Joey , I got ta tell ya , I 've been thinking",neutral
"Oh , you know , the writing was good , and the director is good , and ... and my co-star 's good",positive
"God , you have to tell me what happens tomorrow !",positive
"Ow , I 'm just going over the script now ! You wan na read lines with me ?",positive
"Me ? Oh , no , I am not an actress .",negative
"Oh , all right , I can ask Monica .",neutral
"Oh screw her , that part is mine !",negative
"Right ... ok , so just from the top of the page , right here .",neutral
"Okay. . Hello Drake , I 'm surprised to see you here .",positive
I ca n't believe you married him .,positive
But what choice did I have. He was keeping my sister in a,negative
So what about us ? Everything we feel for each other .,negative
It 's over ! You,positive
How can I ?,positive
"Knowing I 'll never hold you in my arms again , or touch your skin , or feel your lips , knowing I 'll never make love to you ?",negative
How can I accept that ...,negative
I can never kiss you again when it 's all I can do not to kiss you right now .,negative
Kiss me .,positive
What ?,positive
"Come on , you know , Thanksgiving. Ooh , you got the bigger half. What 'd you wish for ?",positive
The bigger half .,neutral
I 'd like to propose a toast .,positive
"Little toast here , ding ding .",positive
"I know this is n't the kind of Thanksgiving that all of you all planned , but for me , this has been really great , you know , I think because it did n't involve divorce or projectile vomiting .",positive
"Anyway , I was just thinking , I mean , if you 'd gone to Vail , and if you guys 'd been with your family , if you did n't have syphilis and stuff , we would n't be all together , you know ?",negative
So I guess what I 'm trying to say is that I 'm very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked .,positive
That 's so sweet .,positive
"And hey , here 's to a lousy Christmas .",positive
And a crappy New Year .,positive
"Here , here !",positive
"Now , hold on !",negative
Hold on !,negative
"Look , look , your daughter and I are supposed to leave tonight for our honeymoon , now-now you-you tell her that I ’ m gon na be at that airport and I hope that she ’ ll be there too !",negative
"Oh yeah , I said Rachel ’ s name , but it didn ’ t mean anything , Okay ?",negative
She ’ s-she ’ s just a friend and that ’ s all !,negative
That ’ s all !,negative
Now just tell Emily that I love her and that I can ’ t imagine spending my life with anyone else .,negative
"Please , promise me that you ’ ll tell her that .",negative
"All right , I ’ ll tell her. Come on bugger face !",negative
Call me .,neutral
"You spend half your life in the bathroom , why don ’ t you ever go out the bloody window !",negative
What happened ? ! !,positive
"Well , I don ’ t know ! !",positive
We fell asleep ! That is all .,neutral
"Yeah. Yep. Yeah. All right , well uh , I ’ d better go .",neutral
I think that would be best .,neutral
"Yeah. All right , I ’ ll talk to you later .",neutral
Okay. But not about this !,negative
No ! Never ! Never ! Bye .,negative
No touch ! No touch !,neutral
"Umm ma ’ am , do you have a minute ? I kind of have some bad news. I don ’ t think I can move to Tulsa .",negative
What ?,positive
"It ’ s a funny story , actually .",neutral
"I kind of fell asleep in the meeting this morning so when I said I ’ d move to Tulsa , I didn ’ t really know what I was saying .",neutral
You fell asleep ?,positive
"But only because I was up all night worried about this meeting , ain ’ t that funny ?",negative
Irony ?,positive
"Not a fan , alright .",neutral
"See , here ’ s the thing .",neutral
I went home and told my wife about Tulsa and she won ’ t go .,neutral
"See , me , I love Tulsa !",positive
Tulsa is heaven !,positive
Tulsa is Italy—Please don ’ t make me go there !,negative
"Chandler , I…",positive
No no no !,negative
"Look , Carol , can I call you Carol ?",neutral
Wh-why would I when your name is Elaine ?,positive
"Oh what a great picture of your son , strapping !",positive
"That ’ s a picture of your daughter , isn ’ t it , well she ’ s lovely .",positive
I like a girl with a strong jaw .,negative
I ’ ll call you from Tulsa .,neutral
Hi .,neutral
Hey .,neutral
How are you ?,neutral
"I 'm not too bad. Fortunately , blue 's my colour. How-how did you know I was here ?",neutral
Because ... I 'm Monica Geller. It was my credit card you were using .,neutral
That I was not expecting .,positive
"I want you to know , it was n't me who turned you in .",neutral
Oh. Thanks .,neutral
"No , thank you ! You have given me so much ! I mean , if it was n't for you , I would never have gotten to sing",positive
"Well , actually , you only got to sing 'Memo- ' .",neutral
I just ca n't believe you 're in here .,positive
"I mean , what am I gon na do without you ?",negative
Who 's gon na crash the embassy parties with me ?,negative
Who 's gon na take me to the,negative
"Uh ... Oh , Mindy , you are so stupid. Oh , we are both so stupid .",negative
What do you mean ?,neutral
Smell familiar ?,neutral
Oh no .,negative
"Oh , I am so sorry .",negative
"No me , I am so sorry ...",negative
Oh my .,positive
"Well , there 's no way I 'm gon na get a shot .",negative
"Maybe they can take the needle and thquirt it into my mouth , you know , like a thquirt gun .",negative
"Doctor , can I see you for just a minute please ? My brother has a slight phobia about needles .",neutral
Did you tell him about my thquirt gun idea ?,neutral
"My brother , the PhD would like to know if there 's any way to treat this orally .",neutral
"No , under these circumstances it has to be an injection , and it has to be now .",neutral
Tho ?,neutral
Ohhh .,negative
"That 's good , have a seat .",neutral
"Um , the doctor says it 's got ta be a needle .",neutral
"You 're just gon na have to be brave , ok ?",neutral
Can you do that for me ?,neutral
Ok .,neutral
Ok. Oh boy. You are doin ' so good. You wan na squeeze my hand ?,neutral
Yes !,negative
"All right , Ross , do n't squeeze it so hard .",neutral
"Honey , really , do n't squeeze it so hard !",negative
Let go of my hand !,negative
You ’ re gon na love me so much. I got Sting tickets ! !,positive
Oh my God ! I do love you ! How did you do it ? !,positive
Well…let ’ s just say,neutral
"Oo , where are the seats ?",positive
"Uh , middle balcony .",neutral
You ’ re a mean old woman .,negative
No ! Wait no ! Shut up—I mean don ’ t cry ! Let me get my checkbook !,negative
"Look honey , you don ’ t have to do this , okay ?",positive
It ’ s the strength you have inside that means the most to me .,positive
"You ’ re loyal , you ’ re honest , and you have integrity !",positive
That ’ s the kind of strength that I want in the man that I love !,positive
That means nothing to me. Come on !,negative
"Oh ! Hey , Mr. Treeger .",negative
: What are you doing ?,neutral
Ummm. Oh ! I ’ m sorry. It ’ s a little old but,positive
: No ! You ’ re clogging up the chute that I spent a half-hour unclogging !,negative
I ’ m sorry. I didn ’ t—I don ’ t come in here a lot .,negative
": Oh yeah , of course you don ’ t !",negative
": ‘ Cause you ’ re a little princess ! `` Daddy , buy me a pizza. Daddy , buy me a candy factory. Daddy , make the cast of",negative
": You think you could make a mess and the big man in coveralls will come in here and clean it up , huh ?",negative
"Well , why don ’ t think of someone else for a change ?",negative
"Okay , I ’ m sorry .",negative
Hello !,positive
What 's this ?,neutral
Oh right its that girl 's phone number .,neutral
"Yeah-yeah , there it is , just a phone number a really hot girl gave me .",positive
"It 's no big deal , I mean it is her home phone number , but ... Whoa !",positive
"Whoa-whoops , I almost lost this baby !",positive
"Yeah , the lovely Amanda gives me her number and I-I go and drop it .",negative
Thank you .,neutral
I don ’ t know how any of these got opened ? !,positive
You opened them all ?,positive
"I know ! I know ! I am a terrible person ! I mean , Chandler is never going to trust me with anything ever again !",positive
Oh hey ! You got my parent ’ s gift !,positive
Yeah. What is that ?,neutral
"Well , I don ’ t know. I think it does something to salami .",negative
Hey ! How ’ d it go ?,negative
Yeah. What-what did Tag say ?,neutral
Tag is not the father ! And Joey knows now ?,negative
"I do Rach. I do , and I so happy for you .",positive
"Oh wow , you didn ’ t even try to unhook my bra !",positive
So are you ever gon na tell whoever it is ?,neutral
"No , I will. I ’ m just not up for it tonight .",neutral
"Hey Rach listen , no matter what this guy says I want you to know you ’ re not gon na be alone in this .",positive
I ’ m not ?,positive
Listen I uh… It ’ s a scary world out there especially if you ’ re a single mom .,negative
"Y ’ know , I always felt like you and I have this-this special bond .",neutral
"So , Rachel Green will you marry me ?",positive
Thank you .,neutral
If I can ’ t have it you can ’ t have it !,negative
"I can ’ t believe her , y ’ know it ’ s just—it ’ s so typical .",negative
"Now Monica , I know you ’ re upset , but don ’ t forget .",neutral
"There is going to be a wedding , you are going to throw the bouquet , and",neutral
Paris ?,neutral
We will take a moonlit walk on the Rue de la .,neutral
Keep talking .,neutral
"Then we will sprinkle rose pedals on the bed and make love. Not just because it ’ s romantic , but because I can !",positive
I love you !,positive
Yes !,positive
I win again !,positive
Ha-ha !,positive
That ’ s like 500 bucks you owe me !,positive
Whoo-ho-hoo !,positive
$ 500 that is a loooot of electricity !,positive
Whoo-ho-ho !,positive
I got ta buy some food .,neutral
"Okay , give me a chance to win my money back. Okay ? Sudden death , one goal , $ 1,000 .",neutral
You serious ?,positive
Oh yes !,negative
"Okay , get ready to owe me !",positive
Okay .,neutral
"Okay , here we go. Ready ?",neutral
No ! No ! No ! No——one can beat me .,negative
"See ? Now , that ’ s why only the little fake men are supposed to do all the kicking .",negative
Who is that ? !,positive
"Don ’ t worry , I ’ m brave !",negative
I am brave !,negative
I…I am brave !,negative
No-no-no-no ! !,negative
Can you tell me who is there please ?,neutral
Hi !,positive
Hi. Do you know what time it is ?,neutral
It ’ s candy time ! My roommate says that they taste like little drops of heaven .,positive
Oh please ! Did you hear that ? Little drops of heaven .,positive
4:00 A.M .,neutral
"So , can I get some candy ?",neutral
"I am sorry , but some of us have to",neutral
"Umm , listen I am sorry , but I ’ ll put some out first thing in the morning .",negative
"Well okay , I ’ ll swing by later. Do you live in this building ?",neutral
Um-hmm .,neutral
Mm ! Seems like I would ’ ve remembered you !,positive
Mm ! Night Gar ’ !,neutral
Aaron ! You got ta let me go. The guy ’ s hammered !,positive
"I ’ m sorry Joey , as long as he ’ s here and he ’ s conscious we ’ re still shooting .",neutral
You wouldn ’ t happen to have a very big fork ?,neutral
"So I uh , I just talked to the director. That ’ s it , we ’ re done for the day .",neutral
Well have we finished the scene ?,positive
Yeah ! You…you were wonderful .,positive
As were you .,neutral
"So I got your car , it ’ s right outside .",neutral
"Oh , thank you. You ’ re welcome .",positive
No-no-no ! We got ta go ! Come on ! Here we go .,negative
Is that my ass ?,positive
What about these ? These look the same ?,neutral
Definitely !,positive
Not as each other !,neutral
"Oh , then no .",neutral
Hey !,positive
Hi !,negative
You look amazing. I 'm the luckiest man in the world .,positive
"Ohh , you 're about to get a little luckier .",positive
Let me see the earrings .,neutral
"Oh , honey , the earrings",neutral
They look great ! Does your boyfriend have the best taste or what ?,positive
My boyfriend really does have good taste !,positive
Thanks for picking out the earrings man .,neutral
Mm-Hm,neutral
"I know that there ’ s no hole there , I just really liked that picture .",neutral
Oh my God ! Look at this !,positive
"Okay , but there",neutral
I don ’ t care ! The wires have come loose in your head !,negative
I just thought that if I could follow the wire I could find out what it did .,neutral
And did you ? !,negative
"No. It disappears back there behind that baseboard. For a minute there , I thought it went downstairs .",neutral
But it didn ’ t. Say hello to Mrs. Chatracus .,neutral
Oh my God .,positive
Hello darling .,neutral
"Hello , Mrs. Chatracus .",neutral
"Okay , is everybody clear ? We ’ re gon na pick it up…and move it. Now all we need is teamwork , okay ? We ’ re gon na",neutral
"Ross , I really don ’ t think",neutral
Lift ! ! And slide !,positive
"Okay , here we go .",neutral
"All right everyone , lift ! And slide ! !",positive
"All right Carl , we ’ re next. Now remember , what is not gon na be ?",neutral
Another,neutral
That ’ s right ! And what are you not gon na do ?,neutral
"Well , I ’ m not gon na talk because",neutral
"I mean , I realize that his feelings may never completely go away , but",negative
"Oh ? my Gawd , I-I understand .",negative
"I-I am so sorry , I ’ ll go .",negative
"Good-bye Monica , I wish you a lifetime of happiness with him .",negative
"Chandler , you call me when this goes in the pooper .",neutral
I found my identical hand twin !,positive
"Ohh , you are",neutral
No !,neutral
But she just came up here !,positive
That was Joey !,neutral
I wonder where she is. That is so weird .,neutral
"Yeah , well , she 's probably talking to Richard .",neutral
Would you stop that !,negative
Do you wan na know the first thing she said when she came back from her lunch with Richard ?,neutral
She did n't feel anything for him .,neutral
She loves you !,negative
Really ?,positive
"Yes ! Now , she feels terrible ! She really wants to make up ! You got ta find her .",negative
Okay .,neutral
Good. I should really start wearing hats !,neutral
"I mean , why should I let them meet him ?",neutral
"I mean , I bring a guy home , and within five minutes they 're all over him .",negative
"I mean , they 're like- coyotes , picking off the weak members of the herd .",positive
Listen .,neutral
"As someone who 's seen more than her fair share of bad beef , I 'll tell you : that is not such a terrible thing .",neutral
"I mean , they 're your friends , they 're just looking out after you .",neutral
"I know. I just wish that once , I 'd bring a guy home that they actually liked .",negative
"Well , you do realise the odds of that happening are a little slimmer if they never get to meet the guy ..",neutral
No-no-no-no. Hey !,positive
"Anyway , I should go. Okay , bye .",neutral
Hey sweetie .,neutral
"Hi sweetie. So , what was with all the whispering ?",neutral
I can ’ t tell you. It ’ s a secret .,neutral
Secret ? Married people aren ’ t supposed to have secrets between one another. We have too much love and respect for one another .,negative
Awww. But still no .,neutral
"No I ’ m serious , we should tell each other",neutral
"Really ? Okay , so why don ’ t you tell me what happened to Ross Junior year at",neutral
"Oh no-no , I can ’ t do that .",negative
"If you tell me , I ’ ll tell you what Phoebe said .",neutral
Okay .,neutral
Okay .,neutral
"So , Ross and I are going to",neutral
Oh my God. He threw up ?,negative
"No , he visited a little town south of throw up. So what was Phoebe ’ s secret ?",neutral
"Oh , Nancy Thompson from Phoebe ’ s old massage place is getting fired .",neutral
That ’ s it ? ! I gave up my,positive
That ’ s right ! You lose sucker ! ! Please still marry me .,positive
Oh hey ! How was your audition ?,positive
"I ’ m sorry , do I know you ?",neutral
What are you doing ?,neutral
"Nothing , I ’ m just practicing blowing you off because I ’ m gon na be a big movie star !",positive
Oh ! You got it ? !,negative
"Well no , not yet. But the audition went really good .",positive
What was it for ?,neutral
"Oh , it ’ s this big budget period movie about these three Italian brothers who come to America around the turn of the century .",neutral
It ’ s really classy !,positive
"Oh , and the director is supposed to be the next next Martin Scorcese .",positive
The next next ?,neutral
"Yeah , there ’ s this guy from Chicago who ’ s supposed to be the next Martin Scorcese , all right ?",neutral
But then this guy ’ s right after him .,neutral
Hello !,positive
They loved me !,positive
Oh my God !,positive
"Are you kidding me ? I never rent a movie without it ! Oh. Uh , okay uh let me call you back .",positive
What ’ s the matter ?,neutral
They want me to be totally naked in the movie !,positive
Wow !,positive
I know ! My grandmother ’ s gon na see this !,positive
Grandma ’ s gon na have to get in line .,positive
Oh please ! It was such a big class ! You never even noticed me !,positive
"What ? Of course I did ! You uh , you sat next to Sleepy Sleeperson .",positive
Who ?,neutral
"Oh uh , I had trouble remembering everyone ’ s name , so I-I kinda came up with nicknames .",neutral
Like the guy on the other side of you was Smelly von Brownshirt .,neutral
"Oh yeah. So umm , did you have a nickname for me ?",neutral
"Umm , no. No .",neutral
Yes you did ! What was it ?,positive
"Umm , it ’ s Cutie McPretty .",neutral
Ohh that ’ s so sweet !,positive
"Listen , I got ta tell ya , I-I ’ m having a great time !",positive
"Y ’ know how before you said it might be weird , the whole student teacher thing , and to be frank I thought it would be too , but it ’ s not .",positive
I mean it ’ s not at all .,neutral
Dr. Geller !,positive
Burt !,positive
"Okay , so we got some more good rejections , lots of stuff to work on .",neutral
"Okay , shoot .",neutral
"Okay , um , oh , the zoo commercial .",neutral
I did n't get it ?,neutral
"No. They said you 'Were n't believable as a human being. ' So , you can work on that .",positive
"Okay , what else ?",neutral
"Um , the off-Broadway play people said 'You were pretty but dumb . '",neutral
Oh .,negative
"Oh no wait , I 'm sorry , that 's 'pretty dumb . '",neutral
Hey .,neutral
How 's the maniac ?,neutral
"Oh , well he 's yummy. We did a little kissin ' .",positive
"Phoebe , what are you doing ?",positive
"Oh , no , no , no , no. You know what , he 's not into that stuff anymore. He quit for me .",neutral
"Pheebs , this guy has been obsessed with your sister , for God knows how long , okay , you do n't just give up something like that .",negative
"Look , he gave me his night vision goggles and everything .",positive
You 're taking the word of a guy who has night vision goggles ?,positive
"What , he 's not still following her. Do you think he is still following her ?",positive
"Pheebs , wake up and smell the restraining order .",negative
What are you saying I should do ?,neutral
"I think , that if you really like this guy , you should just trust him .",neutral
"Thank you , Monica .",positive
"Orrr , you could follow him and see where he goes .",neutral
"Oh , that 's what I would do , forget mine .",positive
Hey guys check it out ! My mom sent me the paper !,positive
"Ooh , let ’ s see it !",positive
She ’ s not crazy is she ?,positive
No .,neutral
"So uh , how you doin ’ ?",neutral
There he is !,positive
There ’ s our star !,positive
"So , so , what ’ d ya think ?",neutral
Almost as good as that play with the two naked girls on the see-saw .,positive
I-I wasn ’ t in that .,negative
"Wow , I have the spirit of an old Indian women living in mine .",neutral
So then you know ?,positive
"The mailman was downstairs , so I brought up your mail .",neutral
"Oh , good. Thanks .",neutral
Now what is Fabutec ?,neutral
"Okay , all right don ’ t judge me to much .",negative
Okay ?,neutral
"Um , but I saw this info-mercial , and um , I swear to you I have never-ever bought anything on TV before , except for this mop .",neutral
"But there was this stuff on leg waxing , it just , it looked so amazing ....",positive
"Oh , it ’ s incredible ! I so want to be a Waxine girl .",positive
I know ! !,positive
God. Do think it really doesn ’ t hurt ? ‘ Cause how can they do that ?,negative
Hello ! Organic substances recently discovered in the depths of the rain forest !,positive
They have the best stuff in there .,neutral
"Comin ' through. Move , move .",negative
"Oh , 'scuse me. I was kinda using that machine .",positive
"Yeah , well , now you 're kinda not .",negative
But I saved it. I put my basket on top .,negative
"Oh , I 'm sorry , is that your basket ? It 's really pretty. Unfortunately , I do n't see suds .",negative
What ?,positive
"No suds , no save. Ok ?",negative
What 's goin ' on ?,neutral
"Hi , uh , nothing. That horrible woman just took my machine .",negative
Was your basket on top ?,neutral
"Yeah , but , there were no suds .",neutral
So ?,neutral
"Well , you know , no suds , no save .",neutral
"No suds ? Excuse me , hold on a second. That 's my friend 's machine .",negative
"Hey , hey , hey , her stuff was n't in it .",neutral
"Hey , hey , hey , that 's not the rule and you know it .",negative
Cause it 's good money ! But that does n't change the fact that this is an evil blood sucking corporate machine !,negative
"Well , I think this is a great place to work !",positive
"Ok , are they listening ?",negative
Varrrrrroom !,positive
Hey !,positive
Watch it lady !,negative
Varrrrrrrrrrom !,positive
Hey-hey good lookin ’ !,positive
Varrrrrrrrroom .,positive
"All right , I ’ ll leave .",negative
My bed ’ s so boring .,negative
Ross do you realise this is the first time in my life I ’ m doing something I actually care about .,negative
This is the first time in my life I ’ m doing something that I ’ m actually good at .,negative
I mean .,neutral
if you don ’ t get that ...,negative
"No , hey , I get that , okay , I get that big time .",negative
"And I ’ m happy for ya , but I ’ m tired of having a relationship with your answering machine !",negative
"Okay , I don ’ t know what to do anymore .",negative
Well neither do I !,positive
Hey !,negative
"I ’ m sorry I ’ m late , did I miss anything ?",neutral
Joey stuffing 15,neutral
15 ? Your personal best ! ( Ross takes an,positive
Where were you ?,neutral
"Oh , on a date. Yeah , I met this girl on the train going to a museum upstate .",neutral
"Oh , yeah ! How did you meet her ?",positive
"Oh , which museum ?",neutral
"No , answer his .",neutral
"Okay , it was just me and her at the back of the train , and I sat near the door , so she ’ d have to pass by me if she wanted to switch cars .",positive
She was totally at my mercy .,positive
Were you so late because you were burring this woman ?,negative
"No , I ’ m getting back down ‘ cause she lives in Poughkeepsie .",neutral
"She seems really great , but she ’ s like totally great , but she lives two and a half hours away .",positive
How can she be great if she ’ s from Poughkeepsie ? That joke would ’ ve killed in Albany .,negative
"Done ! I did it ! Heh , who ’ s stupid now ?",positive
"No , there is no way ! It can",positive
Why is your family,neutral
He can not play at our wedding !,negative
I mean everyone will leave !,negative
"I mean come on , that is just noise !",negative
It ’ s not even a song !,negative
"If you listen very carefully , I think its",neutral
"Oh , I want to look too ! . Yikes !",positive
"So do you think that these pictures—Are , are they trying to tell a story ?",neutral
"Oh , yeah , sure .",neutral
"I mean , like in the case of this young woman , she has lost her clothes , so she rides naked on the horse , she ’ s crying out , ‘ Where are they , where are they ? ’",neutral
"Well , she ’ s not going to find them lying in the grass like that .",neutral
"Oh , yeah. Aw , remember the days when you used to go out to the barn , lift up your shirt , and bend over ?",positive
Yeah .,neutral
"You see , now , I would date this girl .",neutral
"She ’ s cute , she ’ s outdoorsy , you know , and she knows how to build a fire .",neutral
"I mean , that ’ s got to come in handy",neutral
"Okay , I ’ ve got a question. If you had to pick one of us to date , who would it be ?",neutral
I don ’ t know .,neutral
Me neither .,neutral
Rachel .,neutral
What ? !,positive
I don ’ t know. Me neither .,neutral
"Look , I wanted to tell I ’ m-I ’ m sorry you lost .",negative
"Listen , I ’ ve got a secret for ya. I let him win .",neutral
Is that a secret or a lie .,negative
"No , I let him win—Ross !",neutral
Yeah ?,positive
Would you tell her I let you win please ?,negative
Oh. Yeah. Uh Chandler,neutral
I am strong ! I ’ ll show you !,negative
Chandler please !,negative
Oh what ’ s the matter ? Are you scared ?,negative
Let ’ s go big bunny !,negative
Okay. 1…2…3—Go ! I ’ m gon na kill myself !,neutral
"Hey Ross , is uh , is Staten Island really an island ?",neutral
"Uh-huh , that 's why they call it Staten",positive
Ohhh. I thought it was like Long Island .,positive
Also an island .,neutral
"Hey , what time is it ?",neutral
2:17 .,neutral
"Wow ! You realize that we 've been throwing this ball , without dropping it , for like an hour ?",positive
Are you serious ? !,positive
Yeah. I realized it about a half-hour ago but I did n't want to say anything 'cause I did n't want to jinx it .,neutral
Wow ! We are pretty good at this ! Hey ! We totally forgot about lunch !,positive
"Oh , I-I , I think that 's the first time I ever missed a meal ! Yeah , my pants are a little loose !",negative
"Hey , you guys",neutral
Hey !,positive
Who is it ?,neutral
It ’ s Phoebe ! Phoebe !,positive
Hey !,positive
Oh God. So-so you ’ re making porn movies .,positive
No I ’ m not .,negative
You ’ re making one right now !,negative
And-,neutral
"Yeah , can I help you with something ?",neutral
"Look , I ’ m talking right now ! You ’ re—you mean her .",positive
"Y ’ know , twin stuff is always a real big seller .",neutral
What ? !,positive
"Yeah , I can talk them into giving you like , 30 dollars .",neutral
No ! !,negative
And stop using my name !,negative
And shame on you !,negative
And shame on all of you !,negative
You ’ re disgusting !,negative
Especially you with that !,negative
Hey !,positive
Hi Pheebs !,positive
Are you moving out ?,neutral
"No , these are n't all my suitcases. This one 's Paolo 's .",neutral
"Um , um , Rachel can we talk for a sec ?",neutral
"Well , sure ... just a sec , though , 'cause Paolo 's on his way over .",neutral
"Oh ! Ok , um , ok , um ,",negative
"Oh , Pheebs , Pheebs ...",positive
"Ok , um , we have n't known each other for that long a time , and , um , there are three things that you should know about me .",neutral
"One , my friends are the most important thing in my life , two , I never lie , and three , I make the best oatmeal raisin cookies in the world .",neutral
"Ok , thanks Pheebs Oh my God , why have I never tasted these before ? !",positive
"Oh , I do n't make them a lot because I do n't think it 's fair to the other cookies",neutral
"All right , well , you 're right , these are the best oatmeal cookies I 've ever had .",positive
Which proves that I never lie .,neutral
I guess you do n't .,neutral
Paolo made a pass at me .,negative
"I ’ m so sorry. Please , stop freaking out .",negative
I ’ m not freaking out .,neutral
Why would I be freaking out ?,neutral
"A woman named Heldi called and said we were getting married , but that happens everyday .",neutral
"Honey , we were at this beautiful place , and I-I-I just put our names down for fun !",negative
"I mean , what ’ s the harm in that ?",neutral
Right here !,negative
"Chandler , please don ’ t think I was trying to pressure you. Phoebe and Rachel",negative
Phoebe and Rachel !,negative
"So the people that knew about our wedding before me were you , Phoebe and Rachel , Heldi , and apparently some band called Starlight Magic 7 who are available by the way !",negative
"It was a mistake. Please don ’ t take this to mean anything , because it doesn ’ t .",negative
Okay .,neutral
Really ?,positive
"Yes , if it really doesn ’ t mean anything , because you know that I ’ m just not ready",neutral
I know ! I know .,neutral
Okay .,neutral
I ’ m gon na go tell Joey that that you ’ re back. I was really worried about you .,negative
"Hey , did she buy it ?",neutral
Totally .,neutral
So did Heldi show you the place ?,neutral
"Yeah , it ’ s beautiful .",neutral
I can ’ t believe you ’ re gon na ask Monica to marry you !,positive
I know .,neutral
"Okay look , I have an idea .",neutral
"Why don ’ t we , why don ’ t we see what kind of number he has on his speed dial , and then from that we can tell who has more in common with him .",neutral
And then whoever does gets the phone .,neutral
"All right , first name on the speed dial is mom .",neutral
"Ohh , I lost my mom to suicide .",negative
"Okay no way , you can not use that to get the cute guy and the last blueberry muffin .",negative
Did I use that already today ? I ’ m sorry .,negative
Joe .,neutral
"Oh , I win ! He ’ s got",positive
So you don ’ t know that ’ s,neutral
His new girlfriend !,positive
I can ’ t believe this. Do you think that your parents could help pay for it ?,positive
"I don ’ t know , my mother spent most of her money on her fourth wedding .",negative
She ’ s saving the rest for her divorce .,negative
And any extra cash my father has he saves for his yearly trips to,neutral
Well what happened at dinner ?,neutral
My parents spent the money for our wedding !,negative
My God ! What did you order ? !,positive
"Wait , but there ’ s no money ! Well this is terrible ! You guys are gon na have to get married in like a , rec. center !",negative
"Honey , it ’ s gon na be okay .",neutral
No ! No it ’ s not ! It ’ s not gon na be okay ! It sucks ! No swing band ! No lilies !,negative
"No , y ’ know what ?",neutral
It ’ s gon na be okay .,neutral
I mean you don ’ t have to have this rustic Italian feast .,neutral
Y ’ know ?,neutral
"And-and you don ’ t need , you don ’ t need this custom-made , empire-waisted , duchess , satin gown ; you can wear off the rack .",neutral
"Dr. Geller , there ’ s a seat over here .",neutral
"Thank you , Dr. Phillips , but I ’ m having my lunch at this table , here in the middle .",neutral
"I ’ m having lunch right here , with my good friend Joey , if he ’ ll sit with me .",neutral
I will sit with you Dr. Geller .,neutral
"Y'know , we work in a museum of natural history , and yet there is something unnatural about the way we eat lunch .",neutral
"Now , I look around this cafeteria , and y ’ know what I see , I see-I see division .",negative
"Division , between people in white coats and people in blue blazers , and I ask myself , `` My God why ? ! ''",negative
"Now , I say we shed these-these coats that separate us , and we get to know the people underneath .",neutral
I ’ m Ross !,positive
"I ’ m divorced , and I have a kid !",positive
I ’ m Joey ! I ’ m an actor ! I don ’ t know squat about dinosaurs !,positive
"I ’ m Ted , and I just moved here a month ago , and New York really scares me .",negative
"All right , there you go !",positive
"Yeah , you hang in there Teddy !",negative
"I ’ m Andrew , and I didn ’ t pay for this pear .",neutral
"Okay , good-good for you .",positive
"I ’ m Rhonda , and these aren ’ t real !",neutral
"Wow , Rhonda .",positive
I ’ m Scott .,neutral
"Yeah , okay , Scott !",neutral
And I need to flip the light switch on and off 17 times before I leave a room or my family will die .,negative
So thanks for the warm welcome .,neutral
"It ’ s good to have you guys on my team , and I come to play .",positive
I hope you do too .,neutral
"Now , let ’ s go out there and get ‘ em !",positive
"And remember , there is no ‘ I ’ in team .",neutral
"Yes , but there ’ s two in martini , soo everybody",positive
You ! Chuckles ! What ’ s your name ?,neutral
"Oh it ’ s Bing , sir. I ’ m sorry , I was just ah ...",negative
"No-no , I heard what you said , funny .",neutral
I like funny .,positive
"This team is about hard work , but it ’ s also about having fun .",positive
Good to have you aboard Bing !,positive
Yeah. You wo n't be able to take it .,neutral
"So uh , now that little Chandler turned out to be a girl , what are they gon na name her ?",neutral
They 're gon na call her Chandler .,neutral
"That 's kind of a masculine name , do n't you think ?",neutral
Works on you .,neutral
"Oh , that is so sweet .",positive
"No , no , ok , you hang up .",positive
"Ok , ok , one , two , three .",positive
Well you did n't hang up either .,positive
She did n't hang up either ...,positive
"Ok , no , no , you hang up. You , you , y—",positive
"Ross , hi , it 's Rachel .",neutral
"I 'm just calling to say that um , everything 's fine and I 'm really happy for you and your",neutral
"Rach , I got a message from you .",neutral
Oh my God .,positive
"Oh my God Ross , no , hang up the phone , give me the phone Ross , give me the phone , give me the phone , give me the .",negative
You 're over me ?,positive
Ohhhhhhhh God .,positive
"Wha ... you 're uh , you 're , you 're over me ?",positive
"Ohh , ohh .",negative
"When , when were you ... under me ?",positive
"Well , basically , lately , I 've uh , I 've uh , sort of had feelings for you .",neutral
"OK , I need to lie down .",positive
"Hey ! I 'm in , they 're gon na let me audition !",positive
Really ? That 's great !,positive
"I know ! I know ! It turns out that one of the casting ladies has actually seen me in a play , so I steered clear of her",positive
( noticing a kid who has picked up a copy of,neutral
"Oh yeah , yeah ! He 's done tons of commercials. I 've seen him in like Sugar Smacks ,",positive
"Yeah well , he 's not gon na get this one .",positive
Ben is way cuter than that kid .,positive
"I mean look at him , look at you ,",negative
"That 's great. Listen , would n't it be great though if I got to play Ben 's dad ?",neutral
"Joey , you look nothing like Ben .",neutral
I look more like him than you do !,negative
"Y'know , I do n't really know you well enough for you to do that .",positive
That really was some of your best work .,positive
"Hm-hmm , I told you ! I can ’ t believe that I ’ ve only got two hours before I call in sick for work .",neutral
I have to be up in seven minutes .,neutral
"Well , you ’ re not gon na believe this , but if you have seven minutes",neutral
Really ? !,positive
Do you wan na ?,neutral
Okay ! You get the vacuum cleaner and I ’ ll get the furniture polish !,positive
Oh okay. But y ’ know what ? Be careful. Because a guy who was helping me before had to leave because he hurt his back .,neutral
Boyfriend ?,positive
No .,neutral
I ’ m Joey .,neutral
Kristen .,neutral
"Oh wow , what a beautiful name ! What is it again ?",positive
Kristen .,neutral
Got it ! So,neutral
"So uh , do you live around here ?",neutral
Yeah !,neutral
Yeah !,positive
Right down there .,neutral
Hey listen .. let me give you a little tip .,neutral
Do not take a nap on this stoop or you can wake up with your shoes gone .,positive
I ’ ll remember that .,neutral
"Okay. Yeah. Listen would you uh , would you like to have dinner with me tonight ?",neutral
"Oh I , I have plans tonight .",neutral
But how about tomorrow ?,neutral
"Sounds great ! Okay , alright , well where does this go ?",positive
"You look strong , why don ’ t I take that and you grab one of the boxes .",neutral
"Okay. Yeah. Yeah , I ’ ll grab this one .",neutral
Hey .,neutral
"Listen , um ...",neutral
I 'm sorry .,negative
": Yeah , um ... You know you , you should just forget about what I said under the bridge , I was talkin '",neutral
"That 's right , I do n't ... But I was , I was drunk on you !",negative
"Okay , yeah , so it 's not gon na work .",neutral
"If it was , would you stop hanging out with her ?",neutral
"Um , then yes , it 's 'cause of Phoebe ! So , you know , it 's either her or me .",negative
"You know ... You 're gon na be really , really hard to get over .",negative
"By the way , the week before your wedding you may not see a lot of me .",neutral
"Oh , hello liar .",negative
"Look , I-I ’ m really sorry I let go of the bike .",negative
I could ’ ve been killed I hope you know !,negative
"I know. I know. But , can we please try it again ? Huh ? I mean , you were",negative
"Well , I would love to but…the bike got stolen and the police have no suspects .",positive
Phoebe .,neutral
What ? ! What the hell ? !,negative
"All right , y ’ know what ?",negative
"If you are not going to learn how to ride this bike then I ’ m sorry , I ’ m just gon na have to take it back .",negative
What ? ! Why ? !,positive
"Because ! Because , it-it-it ’ s… It ’ d be like you having this guitar and-and never playing it. Okay , this guitar",negative
"All right. If you care enough to make up that load of crap , okay .",negative
Great ! Great ! You ’ re making the bike very happy .,positive
Okay Ross ! Please don ’ t die !,negative
How could you have kept all of this from me ?,negative
"I was going to tell you , but",neutral
But what ? ! You figured you ’ d get what you wanted and then dump her like you dumped Rachel !,negative
Hey ! I did not dump Rachel ! Nor are we still together. Can I just… Why don ’ t we just let the machine get that ?,negative
Hey Ross. It ’ s Joey. There ’ s a hooker over here and we thought maybe you ’ d know something about it .,neutral
"No ! No ! No ! No ! No ! I-I-I-I—I need to , I need to lie down .",neutral
Everything on your application looks really good—Ohh !,positive
"Just one last question umm , are you and your friends gon na be over here all the time like partying and hanging out ?",negative
"Oh don ’ t worry , I ’ m not really a party girl .",neutral
"Whoa ! ! Now look , don ’ t be just blurtin ’ stuff out. I want you to really think about your answers. Okay ?",positive
You can call off the roommate search ! Hi ! I ’ ll be living here .,positive
"Oh don ’ t listen to him , he ’ s just some guy who really wants the apartment , but I don ’ t think he ’ s gon na get it .",negative
Why did you take the shower curtain down ?,positive
That thing was a hazard ! I ’ m very safety conscious .,negative
Hi .,neutral
"Hey man , how did the audition go ?",neutral
Estelle said I did n't get it .,negative
What ? ! Why ? Joey you were so ready for it !,positive
"Yeah , I thought so too but , she said the casting people had some problems with me .",positive
No !,positive
"For all I know , she ’ s trying to find me but couldn ’ t because I kept moving around .",neutral
"No , from now on , I ’ m staying in one place .",neutral
Right here .,neutral
"Well , it ’ s getting late .",neutral
"Yeah , we ’ re gon na go .",neutral
"Actually , do you guys mind staying here for a while ?",neutral
"Ugh , y ’ know , umm we got ta get up early and catch that plane for New York .",neutral
"Yeah , it ’ s a very large plane .",neutral
That ’ s cool .,neutral
"But , we ’ ll stay here with you .",neutral
"Thanks guys ! I really appreciate this , y ’ know , but you don ’ t have to rub my butt .",positive
"Hey , Mel Gibson and Clint Eastwood .",positive
They ’ re not a couple !,positive
"Oh-okay , I get the game now .",neutral
"Okay look , look , let me ask you a question , when they were doing it on stage , was it like really hot ?",neutral
Oh yeah !,positive
"Well okay , so then you ’ re fine .",neutral
The rule is when two actors are actually doing it off-stage all the sexual tension between them is gone .,neutral
Okay ?,neutral
So as long as it ’ s hot onstage you got nothing to worry about .,neutral
"It ’ s when the heat goes away , that ’ s when you ’ re in trouble .",neutral
Really ?,positive
"Look , you guys have been to every play I ’ ve ever been in , have I ever had chemistry on stage ?",neutral
No .,neutral
Noooo ! !,neutral
"Ursula ! Wait ! Err-err , it ’ s me ! Phoebe !",positive
"Oh , I thought there was a mirror there. Okay , bye-bye .",neutral
"Wait a second ! So , what ’ s new with you ?",positive
"Umm , nothing. I mean , I ’ m getting married next week .",neutral
And your breasts ! Hmm ! ! !,positive
Okay .,neutral
"Umm look , you ’ re coming on a little strong .",negative
"But I ’ m going to give you the benefit of the doubt , because it seems the universe really wants to be together .",neutral
"So , why don ’ t we just start over okay ?",neutral
And you can just tell me about yourself .,neutral
All right .,neutral
Okay .,neutral
"I write erotic novels , for children .",neutral
What ? !,positive
They ’ re wildly unpopular .,neutral
Oh my God !,negative
"Oh also , you might be interested to know that I have a Ph.D .",neutral
Wow ! You do ?,positive
"Yeah , a Pretty Huge",positive
All right .,negative
"So , uh , how 's she doing ?",negative
The doctor says it 's a matter of hours .,negative
"How-how are you , Mom ?",negative
"Me ? I 'm fine , fine. I 'm glad you 're here. ... What 's with your hair ?",negative
What ?,positive
What 's different ?,positive
Nothing .,neutral
"Oh , maybe that 's it .",neutral
"She is unbelievable , our mother is ...",negative
"Okay , relax , relax .",neutral
"We are gon na be here for a while , it looks like , and we still have boyfriends and your career to cover .",neutral
Oh God !,positive
The fuzzy little mints at the bottom of her purse .,neutral
Oh !,positive
"... Yeah , they were gross .",negative
"Oh , you know what I loved ?",positive
Her Sweet 'n ' Los .,positive
How she was always stealing them from- from restaurants .,positive
"Not just restaurants , from our house .",neutral
Maybe .,neutral
You ca n't !,positive
Why ? Seriously I did not understand a word that you said .,positive
In the hall .,neutral
"Now , y'see , most people , when their pets pass on , they want 'em sorta laid out like they 're sleeping .",neutral
But occasionally you get your person who wants them in a pose .,neutral
"Like , chasing their tail , or , uh , jumping to catch a frisbee .",neutral
"Joey , if I go first , I wan na be looking for my keys .",neutral
That 's a good one !,positive
"Hey , Joe .",neutral
"Dad , Ronni 's here .",neutral
Huh ?,positive
"So now , these are all the tuxedos that we make and if there ’ s anything that you like , we can make you a deal .",neutral
Anything at all .,neutral
But these are the three that Monica pre-approved .,neutral
"Well , thanks a lot for hookin ’ me up Rach. I want you to know that I want you to attend our wedding as my guest .",positive
I ’ m Monica ’ s maid of honor. Okay ? Don ’ t try to blue pin me !,negative
"Oh here , I think this is us. Yeah .",neutral
Limited seating my ass. Let ’ s see who made the cut. Hi !,negative
I ’ m Monica Gellar. Who do you know the bride and groom ?,neutral
Used to work with her. Used to ! I ’ m a relative and I didn ’ t get invited ! A,negative
"Stop saying , `` Blood '' to strangers .",negative
"So , how about you huh ? How do you know the happy couple ?",positive
"Okay , you ’ re fine .",neutral
"Monica , why have you brought me here of all places ? !",positive
You ’ ll see .,neutral
"I tell you , this wedding is not going to happen .",positive
"Okay ? But-but imagine a lot more lights , okay ? And-and y ’ know fewer bricks , and-and-and flowers , and candles",neutral
"And the musicians , look , they can go over here , okay ? And the chairs can face this way , and… You go .",neutral
"But-but , if you don ’ t love this , we ’ ll do it in any other place at any other time .",neutral
"Really , it ’ s fine , whatever you want .",neutral
It ’ s perfect .,positive
"And , I don ’ t know , if it starts to rain",positive
Well then we ’ ll get wet .,negative
Ohh. And I don ’ t even have a date .,negative
Coming .,neutral
I have a bone to pick with you .,negative
Uh-oh .,negative
Yes ! Ben learned a little trick .,negative
Oh yeah ? Did he pull the old,positive
That ’ s right ! That ’ s right !,positive
Oh that .,neutral
Yeah that ! You know I hate practical jokes ! They ’ re mean and they ’ re stupid and-and I don ’ t want my son learning them !,negative
Y ’ know what ? It doesn ’ t matter ! Because it is not true !,negative
Okay .,neutral
"And if it were true , how",neutral
Ms. Monroe… Oh there you go .,neutral
Mark 's a genius !,positive
Why ? ! How ? ! How is he a genius ?,positive
"Look , do n't you see what 's happening here .",negative
"Instead of hitting on her right away , he 's becoming her confidant .",negative
Now he 's gon na be the guy she goes too to complain about you .,neutral
What am I going to do ?,negative
"Well , why do n't you send her a musical bug , op , no you already did that .",neutral
"All right look , you 're going to have to go there yourself now , okay , make a few surprise visits .",neutral
I do n't know you guys .,negative
"All right fine , do n't do anything , just sit here and talk to us , meanwhile she is talking to him about you .",negative
"And he 's being Mr. Joe Sensitive , and she starts thinking 'Maybe this is the guy for me , because he understands me . '",negative
"And before you know it , she 's with him .",negative
"And you 'll be all , 'Ohh , man ! '",negative
"And he 'll be all , 'Yes ! '",negative
"And us , we 'll be like , 'Wh-whoa , dude . '",positive
"And pretty soon you 'll be like , 'Hhiii , ' and , and , and , ' I ca n't go , Rachel and Mark might be there . '",negative
"And we 'll be like , 'Man get over it , it 's been four years ! ! '",negative
He paints quite a picture does n't he ?,neutral
"This is what I ’ ve got going for the party so far , liquor wise. Get a lot of liquor .",neutral
Great. Great .,neutral
"Okay , now uh , in terms of the invite list , I ’ ve got you , me , and Chandler and I ’ m gon na invite Gunther ‘ cause , well , we ’ ve been talking about this pretty loud .",neutral
I ’ ll be there .,neutral
"Listen , I know this is your party , but I ’ d really like to the number of museum geeks that are gon na be there .",neutral
"Yeah. Tell ya what , let ’ s not invite any of the anthropologists , only the dinosaur dudes !",neutral
Okay ! We ’ ll need a six-pack of,neutral
"Hey guys , what are you doing ?",neutral
"Hey , y ’ know what , if you ’ re gon na do that , if you ’ re gon na name him Joey , you should name him Chandler .",neutral
"Oh , come on !",negative
"Chandler ’ s funny , sophisticated , and he ’ s very loveable , once you get to know him .",neutral
"Oh well , hey , Joey ’ s loveable too ! But the thing about Joey is , if you need him , he ’ ll be there .",neutral
"Well , Chandler will be there for you too .",neutral
"I mean , well , he might be a little late , but-but , he ’ ll be there .",neutral
"And he ’ ll bring you some cold soda , if want you need him for is that you ’ re really hot .",neutral
What do ya say ? What do ya say ?,neutral
"Well , I , I like the idea of naming him after someone I love , and Joey and Chandler are great names .",neutral
"But , all right , I don ’ t—maybe I ’ ll just name him The Hulk .",neutral
I knew I shouldn ’ t have mentioned it ! That ’ s what I wanted to name my kid !,negative
"What that Rachel did to her life .... We ran into her parents at the club , they were not playing very well .",negative
I 'm not gon na tell you what they spent on that wedding ... but forty thousand dollars is a lot of money !,positive
"Well , at least she had the chance to leave a man at the altar ...",positive
What 's that supposed to mean ?,positive
Nothing ! It 's an expression .,neutral
No it 's not .,neutral
Do n't listen to your mother .,neutral
"You 're independent , and you always have been !",neutral
"Even when you were a kid ... and you were chubby , and you had no friends , you were just fine !",neutral
"And you would read alone in your room , and your puzzles ...",neutral
PBS Telethon .,neutral
Hi Joey .,neutral
Hey Pheebs !,positive
I,neutral
"$ 200 ? Are you sure Pheebs ? I mean , after what",positive
"Oh , I 'm still mad at them but I also now that they bring happiness to lots of kids who 's moms did n't kill themselves , so by supporting them , I 'm doing a good thing , but I 'm not",negative
What kind of problem ?,positive
"Well to tell you the truth , they uh , they had a problem with the bag !",negative
Oh my God !,positive
Y'know what ? It was a stupid play anyway !,negative
"Y'know , Joey , I think it 's time to give up the bag .",negative
I do n't wan na give up the bag .,negative
I do n't have to give up the bag !,negative
Do I Rach ?,negative
"Oh , you think I should give up the bag !",negative
"Honey wait , Joey , I ’ m sorry I mean as terrific as I think you are with it",neutral
I just do n't know if the world is ready for you and your bag .,negative
I ca n't believe I 'm hearing this !,negative
Wait a minute !,negative
Wait a minute !,negative
"I 'm not saying that you shouldn ’ t have a bag , I just—it 's just there are other bags that are a little less umm , controversial .",neutral
"Yeah umm , they 're called wallets .",neutral
I think you 'll find this room more to your liking .,neutral
"Okay , great .",positive
They say he 's only got half a tank left .,neutral
Half a tank ? We still got a lot of high-speed chasing to do !,positive
We 're switching rooms again .,negative
What ? Why ?,positive
"This is a garden view room , and we paid for an ocean view room .",negative
Our last ocean view room was unacceptable to you .,positive
"Excuse me , umm , can I talk to you over here for just a second ?",negative
Uh-huh .,neutral
Chandler !,neutral
Are you kidding me ? ! Joey. Joey ! Joey ! Joey ! Joey ! Joey ! Joey ! Joey ! Joey ! Joey ! !,negative
Joey. Joey. Joey. Joey ! Joey ! !,negative
"Oh. Oh , did-did-did I wake you ?",positive
Hey !,positive
"Hey ! Oh , I was just about to leave. I-I-I-I didn ’ t think you were coming .",positive
"Oh , I wouldn ’ t miss this .",positive
"Well , I ’ m very glad you ’ re here .",positive
"Oh , you ’ re such a gentleman. Come on ! We ’ re going to my place !",positive
Hey !,positive
Hey-hey .,neutral
So are guys doing okay ?,neutral
"Yeah , we talked and Monica made me see that I over reacted a little bit and some things in life are more important .",neutral
Do you have a minute ?,neutral
"Well yeah , sure , what ’ s up ?",neutral
I got asked out twice today when I was at lunch…by guys .,neutral
Oh really ? !,positive
Yeah. Did you tell someone that I was gay ?,neutral
"Oh , did you not want people to know that ?",positive
But I ’ m not gay. And I especially wouldn ’ t want you to think I was gay .,positive
Why ’ s that ?,neutral
I don ’ t think I should say .,neutral
"Ohh , you can say. Come on , I don ’ t want you to feel like you can ’ t tell me things .",neutral
Okay .,neutral
‘ Kay .,neutral
Well,neutral
Yeah .,neutral
I ’ d love to ask out your friend Phoebe .,neutral
"Yeah , she ’ s gay .",neutral
Here you go .,neutral
"Great ! All right , so I ’ ll call you later .",positive
Great !,positive
Hey-Hey-Hey ! Who was that ?,positive
That would be Casey. We ’ re going out tonight .,neutral
"Goin ’ out , huh ? Wow ! Wow ! So things didn ’ t work out with Kathy , huh ? Bummer .",positive
"No , things are fine with Kathy. I ’ m having a late dinner with her tonight , right after my early dinner with Casey .",neutral
What ?,positive
Yeah-yeah. And the craziest thing is that I just ate a whole pizza by myself !,negative
Wait ! You ’ re going out with Kathy !,positive
Yeah. Why are you getting so upset ?,positive
"Well , I ’ m upset—for you. I mean , having sex with an endless line of beautiful women must be very unfulfilling for you .",negative
What is the big deal ? It ’ s not like we ’ re exclusive .,negative
"Look , Joey , Kathy is clearly not fulfilling your emotional needs .",negative
"But Casey , I mean granted I only saw the back of her head , but I got this sense that she ’ s-she ’ s smart , and funny , and gets you .",neutral
You got all that from the back of her head ?,positive
"All right look , I think it ’ s time for you to settle down. Y'know ? Make a choice , pick a lane .",neutral
Who ’ s Elaine ?,neutral
Can you people not see me ? !,positive
"So , will you talk to him ?",neutral
I don ’ t know Rach .,neutral
"Oh , come on ! I ’ ll give you ten free",negative
One ! No ten ! You said ten ! You can ’ t take that back !,negative
Hey !,positive
Hi !,positive
"Listen , can we watch cartoons on your television ?",neutral
We need a porn break .,neutral
"We spent the last two hours watching In & Out & In , Again .",neutral
"Well , so , why don ’ t you just turn it off ?",positive
Because then we would be the guys who turned off free porn .,neutral
"Ooh , good , you ’ re hear ! Okay .",positive
Hey !,positive
Hi !,positive
"Well , what-what ‘ cha got there ?",positive
"Oh this , well I ’ m glad you asked .",positive
"Now , don ’ t you hate it when you have to cut a tin can with an ordinary steak knife ?",negative
Ahh !,neutral
"Now , I know what you ’ re thinking",neutral
Pregnant Woman Slays Four ?,negative
"Phoebe , they didn ’ t make you pay for those knives , did they ?",positive
No !,positive
"Honey , you ’ re not gon na make enough money to help Frank and Alice just by selling knives .",neutral
"No-no , I know that , but I just have to make enough money for the second part of my plan .",neutral
What ’ s the second part of your plan ?,neutral
Yes that ’ s right .,neutral
Why ?,positive
"I tired attacking two women , did not work .",neutral
What ? !,positive
"No , I mean it ’ s okay , I mean , they ’ re-they ’ re my friends .",neutral
"In fact , I-I-I was married to one of them .",negative
"Let me get this straight man , you attacked your ex-wife ? !",negative
"Oh , no !",positive
No-no !,positive
"No , I tired !",positive
But I couldn ’ t .,neutral
That ’ s why I ’ m here .,negative
Maybe we could attack them together ?,neutral
That-that ’ s a no .,neutral
"What ? No ! No , I ’ m not stopping. I ’ m Red Ross !",negative
"Dude , if you go back out there , you ’ re gon na be Dead Ross !",negative
I don ’ t care ! I am not quitting ! I insist on finishing this game !,negative
"All right , all right , if you insist on doing this , at least let me help you .",negative
"No , God no ! That is no place for a woman. Those guys will grab anything .",neutral
No. That ’ s not what I ’ m saying. I just may know a few things that might help you inflict some pain .,neutral
I like that .,positive
"Yeah ? Listen closely , Devon has got a weak ankle .",neutral
Huh ?,neutral
One swift kick and he ’ ll back off .,neutral
"All right , bad ankle , got it !",neutral
"And that big bloke with the beard , he has got a trick hip .",neutral
Yeah .,neutral
"And uh , and David over there , I heard he doesn ’ t wear a cup .",neutral
"Yeah ? I can use that , trick hip , no cup , okay ! Okay !",positive
"And uh , Liam , Liam ’ s got bad knees. You hit him right and he ’ ll go down like a lamp .",neutral
"But-but , Liam ’ s on my team .",positive
I don ’ t care ! You just get him !,negative
"I ’ m gon na go get him ! Okay , I am going back in !",positive
The Red Ross ! Okay .,positive
Oh ! Oh by the way ?,neutral
Uh-hmm .,neutral
James Brolin ?,neutral
"Oh , I know. I could only think of two names , him and Ed Begley Jr. and then I remembered he ’ s gay .",neutral
Ed Begley Jr. is not gay .,neutral
Really ? !,positive
Hello ?,neutral
"Hello , is Ross there ?",neutral
"Uh no , he ’ s not. Can I take a message ?",neutral
"Yes , this Russell , Ross ’ s divorce lawyer , just tell him that since I haven ’ t heard from him , I assume he ’ s decided to give the marriage a try .",neutral
Ross got married again—Nooooooo ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !,positive
"Oh-oh ! Okay , she ’ s kicking !",positive
Oh ! She ’ s growing inside you .,neutral
Whoa ! !,positive
Oh !,positive
Wow that was a big one .,positive
I think that ’ s the youngest girl ever to reject me .,positive
Oh hey you guys !,positive
"Sure , I can hang out ‘ til I have to meet ya. What uh—How come you ’ re not going ?",neutral
I have a job interview I have to get ready for .,neutral
I thought you already have a job .,neutral
And people say you don ’ t pay attention .,neutral
"No , this is a much better job .",neutral
It ’ s vice-president of a company that does data reconfiguration and statistical factoring for other companies .,neutral
Wow ! How do you know how to do that ? !,positive
That ’ s what I do now .,neutral
"Hey Joey , come taste this .",neutral
What is it ?,neutral
Remember that guy that gave me a bad review ? Well… I ’ m getting my revenge !,negative
You cooked him ?,positive
No .,neutral
"He teaches a course on food criticism at the New School , so before we go to the movies I wan na go by there and make him try my bouillabaisse again .",neutral
"Oh , I can not wait to read the front page of the Post tomorrow !",positive
`` Restaurant reviewer admits : I was wrong about Monica . '',positive
"The front page ? You really do live in your own little world , don ’ t ya ?",negative
"So , did you uh , find anyone to marry you guys yet ?",neutral
"No , but Horny for Monica Minister called , wanting to know if we were still together .",negative
We ’ re never gon na find anybody .,negative
Well then let me do it !,positive
Joe,positive
No-no-no !,neutral
"Look , I ’ ve been thinking about it .",neutral
I ’ m an actor right ?,neutral
So I won ’ t get nervous talking in front of people .,neutral
"I won ’ t spit , and I won ’ t stare at Monica ’ s breasts !",negative
Everyone knows I ’ m an ass man !,positive
That is true .,neutral
"Yeah and the most important thing is that it won ’ t be some like , stranger up there who barely knows you .",positive
It ’ ll be me !,positive
And I swear I ’ ll do a really good job .,positive
"Plus , y ’ know I love you guys and-and it would really mean a lot to me .",positive
It might be kinda cool .,positive
So I can do it ?,positive
Ah-ha ! Too cocky !,positive
I still can ’ t believe they took away my key. You trust me with yours .,negative
Of course I do ! And I ’ m gon na give it back to you as soon as they ’ re done with it at the key shining place .,neutral
What the hell is that ?,negative
"Whoa ! Whoa ! Whoa ! Treeger , what are you doing ?",positive
You said there was a gas leak in here .,neutral
Well why don ’ t you use your key ?,neutral
"Because by the time I find it on this thing , the whole place might have exploded .",neutral
"If that happens at another building that I manage , people are gon na start asking questions .",neutral
Come on !,negative
Hurry up .,negative
Oh ! We could have done that .,neutral
"Luckily , the guy she settled for can ’ t hear what you ’ re talking about .",neutral
"Oh , I ’ m so sorry .",negative
"Um , and maybe I ’ m wrong !",negative
"I but—y ’ know I ’ m gon na go out with him again , I ’ ll find out more .",neutral
You believe that this guy is destined for someone else and you ’ re still gon na date him ?,positive
"Well , he may not be my soul mate , but a girl ’ s got ta eat .",neutral
"Oh , but it ’ s made her so happy .",negative
Little girl misses her cat .,neutral
Crazy lady thinks her mother is in a cat .,negative
"Okay , y'know what , I have to go have dinner with my son , can I trust that when you see Phoebe , you will tell her .",neutral
Yeah .,neutral
Thank you .,neutral
I,neutral
"He is right , isn ’ t he ?",positive
"Y'know what , I think this might be one of the times he ’ s wrong .",neutral
You think ?,positive
"Oh-no , he ’ s right .",neutral
Seven hundred bucks !,positive
"Alright , you did it ! Do we have any fruit ?",positive
"Man , hell of a two weeks , huh ? Y'know what , though ? I really feel like I learned something .",positive
"Really ? So , you 're gon na stick with this 'it 's all for her ' thing ?",neutral
"What , are you crazy ? When a blind man gets his sight back , does he walk around like this ?",negative
Oh .,neutral
Y'know those are a delicacy in India .,neutral
Me too .,neutral
"Although this city is my home , so .",neutral
"So that ’ s dumb what I said , don ’ t tell him I said that .",neutral
"Umm , you make something up .",neutral
"Nice , thank you .",positive
This is me .,neutral
Here .,neutral
Your eyes are very pretty .,positive
"Thank you , very much ! Oh ! Thank you !",positive
He would like to kiss you .,neutral
"Okay , y'know what , you don ’ t have to do that now .",neutral
No-no-no-no ! !,positive
"Not him , you don ’ t !",positive
Well the moment ’ s over .,neutral
Oh .,neutral
Oy !,neutral
"Hey ! Hold on a minute , hold on a second. Do you think these pearls are nice ?",negative
I ’ d really prefer a mountain bike .,neutral
"Janice ’ s birthday is coming up , I want to get her something speacial. Come in here with me .",neutral
"Whoa , whoa , whoa , wait , whoa .",positive
"Do you ah , want to get her something speacial , get her flowers , get her candy , get her gum , girls love gum .",negative
"That ’ s a good idea , ‘ Dear Janice have a Hubba-Bubba birthday ’ . I would like to get her something serious .",negative
"Oh , you want something serious .",neutral
"Y'know what you should do , you should get her one of those um , barium enemas .",neutral
Those are dead serious .,neutral
"All right. Look , I ’ m gon na go in here , and you don ’ t buy me anything ever .",negative
"No , no , you can ’ t , you can ’ t , okay , you can ’ t , you can ’ t buy her pearls , you just can ’ t , you can ’ t , you can ’ t .",negative
Why not ? !,positive
"Oh God. Uh , okay , here ’ s the thing , this is the thing , okay , the thing is ...",neutral
What is the thing ?,negative
"Okay. I went down to the ‘ Mattress King ’ showroom and , and I saw Janice , kissing her ex-husband .",negative
What ?,positive
They were in his office .,neutral
"Well she , she wouldn ’ t do that , she ’ s with , she ’ s with me .",negative
I ’ m telling you it ’ s like watching Bambi learn how to walk .,negative
You ’ re drunk ! Mom and dad are gon na be maaaaadd ! Maybe I ’ m a little drunk .,positive
Hey ! Are those crab cakes ? Did I not tell ya to come straight to me when more crab cakes were ready ?,positive
How are you feeling ?,neutral
You are,neutral
I really wish that you wouldn ’ t .,negative
"Now all you have to do is just get through a little bit more , okay ?",neutral
"Then we can put you in bed , okay ?",neutral
Just smile and don ’ t talk to,neutral
Speech ! Speech ! Let ’ s hear from the birthday girl ! Huh ?,positive
Pheebs ! !,positive
Don ’ t you see ? Everyone ’ s looking at me ! The plan ’ s working ! I didn ’ t even have to take off my top yet !,positive
Speech ! Come on Monica !,positive
Come on !,positive
Come on ! Speech !,positive
"Hey Chandler , you can ’ t keep your hands off her for one second !",negative
"Oh-ho , I think it ’ s nice .",positive
Well you have to because maybe it ’ s stupid .,neutral
Well it ’ s just while Monica and I were dancing to them it was…the first time I knew that…you were the woman I wanted to dance all my dances with .,positive
Oh crap !,negative
All right .,neutral
The super couldn ’ t figure out what it did .,neutral
A $ 200 an hour electrician couldn ’ t figure out what it did .,negative
I ’ ve had seven pretty serious shocks .,negative
I officially give up .,negative
Thank God .,positive
"I guess Joey was right , it does nothing .",positive
See ? I ’ m doing it. I am totally doing it. I lost it .,negative
Are there no conscious men in the city for you two ?,negative
He does n't have anyone .,neutral
"Yeah , we-we feel kinda responsible .",negative
I ca n't believe you said woowoo. I do n't even say woowoo .,negative
"Oh , she 's coming up ! She 's coming up !",positive
"Folks , when we come back we 'll be talking about her new book , 'Euphoria Unbound ' : the always interesting Nora Tyler Bing .",neutral
You might wan na put the kids to bed for this one .,neutral
"Y'know , we do n't have to watch this .",neutral
"No way , forget it .",positive
"C'mon , she 's your mom !",negative
Exactly .,neutral
"Chandler , I got ta tell you , I love your mom 's books !",positive
I love her books !,positive
I can not get on a plane without one !,positive
"I mean , this is so cool !",positive
"Yeah , well , you would n't think it was cool if you 're eleven years old and all your friends are passing around page 79 of 'Mistress Bitch . '",negative
"C'mon , Chandler , I love your mom. I think she 's a blast .",positive
Thank you .,neutral
And a nice hot cider for Monica .,neutral
"Aww , thank you. Uh Rach ?",neutral
Yeah ?,neutral
Why does my cinamon stick have an eraser ?,positive
Oh ! That 's why. I 'm sorry !,positive
"Oh. Oh ! Ma'am ? Excuse me , ma'am ?",neutral
You ca n't put your cigarette out on a tree !,negative
"Yeah I can , it worked real well .",neutral
No but you should n't ! Do n't ever do that again .,negative
I wo n't ! Until I have my next cigarette .,negative
Hold it ! N.Y.P.D ! Freeze punk !,negative
What ? !,positive
Yeah that 's right you are so busted. Book 'em .,negative
Who are you talking too ?,positive
"Save it Red ! Unless you wan na spend the night in the slammer , you apologize to the tree .",negative
I am,neutral
You apologize to the tree right now or I am calling for backup. Backup ! Backup ! !,negative
I-I 'm sorry ! Sorry .,negative
"Okay , cancel backup ! Cancel backup !",neutral
Shh ! Get me out of here .,negative
Oh .,neutral
Ross !,positive
What ?,neutral
"Come here , check this out !",positive
What ? Is it the comet ?,neutral
"No ! No-no. Look , there ’ s a bug stuck in tar right here .",positive
"Joey come—I can ’ t believe—I bring you here to see the Bapstein-King comet , one of nature ’ s most spectacular phenomenon , and all you care about are bugs stuck in tar and-and some woman !",negative
"Y ’ know , there ’ s",neutral
Show me where ?,neutral
Right-right up here .,neutral
Joey where ’ s the pipe that was holding the door open ?,neutral
"I don ’ t know ! Yeah , I do .",positive
Joey !,negative
What ? ! All right—Hey ! Don ’ t look at me ! You ’ re the one who wanted to come up and look for some stupid,negative
"It ’ s called the Bapstein-King comet , okay ? Hey ! Hey ! Bapstein was a very well respected astronomer !",negative
Oh no ! No ! No !,positive
Wow ! This place is incredible ! Sting ’ s pen…that he gave to Phoebe. Come on ! Secret passageway !,positive
Hi !,neutral
Hi !,neutral
I ’ m Trudie .,neutral
Uh-huh .,neutral
You must be Ben ’ s mum .,neutral
Why else would I be here ?,neutral
Do sit down .,neutral
Yeah .,neutral
Hi .. how was the game ?,neutral
Well ..,neutral
WE WON ! ! Thank you ! Yes !,positive
Fantastic ! I have one question : How is that possible ?,positive
Alan .,neutral
He was unbelievable .,positive
"He was like that-that-that Bugs Bunny cartoon where Bugs is playing all the positions , right , but instead of Bugs it was first base-Alan , second base-Alan , third base- ...",positive
"I mean , it-it was like , it was like he made us into a team .",positive
"Yep , we sure showed those Hassidic jewellers a thing or two about softball ..",positive
Can I ask you guys a question ? D'you ever think that Alan is maybe .. sometimes ..,neutral
What ?,positive
".. I dunno , a little too Alan ?",neutral
"Well , no. That 's impossible. You can never be too Alan .",positive
"Yeah , it 's his , uh , innate Alan-ness that-that-that we adore .",positive
I personally could have a gallon of Alan .,positive
"Well I had a great time ! Learned how to bake , ate great food , that ’ s the first A I ’ ve gotten since seventh grade ,",positive
"Oh , look ! Acting for Beginners ! Want to feel good about yourself ?",negative
What the hell !,positive
Okay .,neutral
"All right , let ’ s start with some basics. Can anybody tell me what the difference between upstage and downstage is ?",neutral
"Yeah , this was a stupid idea .",negative
My God !,positive
These pants are burning up !,positive
"Oh come on , she wants to snuggle now !",positive
What is she trying to kill me ?,negative
It 's like a volcano in here !,positive
Are you hot ?,neutral
"Okay , it must just be me then .",neutral
"That was just the pants on the couch. Umm , hey , do you , do you mind if I use your bathroom ?",neutral
You 're driving me crazy with that !,negative
"Okay , I 'll stop .",neutral
Don ’ t stop ! Move the bowl further away ! Ross could make that shot !,negative
"Well , you suck ! But at least you suck at a man 's game now .",negative
You wan na play ?,neutral
"Chandler , I ca n't be playing games , Ross is gon na be home soon .",neutral
And I have to write five whole pages if I 'm gon na stick to his schedule .,neutral
"Well , so , play for the next 30 minutes and then write until he gets home .",neutral
"All right ! But uh , listen , what do you say we crank it up a notch ?",positive
I 'm intrigued .,neutral
"All right , all we need is a little lighter fluid .",neutral
"Okay , but be careful okay , because I wan na get our security deposit back .",positive
"Yeah , I think we said good-bye to that when we invented hammer darts .",positive
Do you even remember which part of the wall is not spackle ?,neutral
"Uh yeah , right here .",neutral
"Hey , Rach. How was it with your friends ? Okay ! How would you like some Tiki Death Punch ?",positive
What 's that ?,neutral
"Weeeell , it 's rum , and-",neutral
I 'm sure they 'll be here soon .,neutral
"Yeah , honey , they would n't miss this .",neutral
Relax. You 're only at nine centimeters. And the baby 's at zero station .,neutral
You are really frightening me .,negative
"Somebody wan na help me , tryin ' to rip out my heart. Uh , that 's great. Anybody seen a nipple ?",negative
"All right , ten centimeters , here we go .",neutral
"All right , honey , time to start pushing .",neutral
But they 're not here yet !,negative
"I 'm sorry , I ca n't tell the baby to wait for them .",neutral
"Oh , god .",negative
"Here we go. Mona umm , I think it ’ s time we-we had a conversation about-about where things are with us .",positive
"Yeah , I-I think I suggested that .",neutral
"Aw , we-we are so… So umm , well I-I-I like you and I-I love umm , y ’ know hanging out with you .",positive
And I mean-I ’ m having a lot of fun .,positive
Okay .,neutral
"I mean , there ’ s no point in spending time with someone if-if it ’ s just fun .",neutral
"It ’ s got ta be , it ’ s got ta be going somewhere right ?",positive
So where-where is it going ?,neutral
Ah !,positive
That ’ s-that ’ s the real question .,neutral
And-and the answer is…is it ’ s going somewhere…fun .,positive
"Now I-I know what you ’ re thinking , fun was fine for you like ten years ago y ’ know , but you ’ re-you ’ re not getting any younger .",neutral
"No I mean—No not you , not you , you—you",negative
"I ’ m sorry , so umm , so where are we ?",negative
Y ’ know what ?,neutral
I am going to take you out to dinner tonight .,positive
I found this place that makes the greatest mozzarella sticks and jalepino poppers .,positive
No ?,negative
Really ?,positive
They taste so good .,positive
Drum roll .,neutral
"Okay. Okay. All right. Help ! Am I a Mark , or a John ?",neutral
"Nah , you ’ re not tall enough to be a Mark , but you might make a good Barney .",neutral
"All right look , am I serious , okay ? Tomorrow at 3:30 I am going down to the courthouse .",neutral
You ’ re actually going through with this ?,positive
"Hey , look , this name has been holding me back my entire life .",negative
"Okay , it ’ s probably why kids picked on me in school , and why I never do well with women… So , as of 4 o ’ clock tomorrow , I ’ m either gon na be Mark Johnson or John Markson .",neutral
You got problems because of you !,negative
Not your name !,negative
"All right , this has got to stop !",negative
Chandler is a great name !,negative
"In fact—yes , I ’ m , I ’ m sorry .",negative
"I know you really wanted me to name the baby Joey , but eh , so , I ’ m-I ’ m , I ’ m gon na , I ’ m gon na name the baby Chandler .",neutral
Damn ! I thought that was going to be romantic as hell !,positive
It was .,neutral
"Look , I just saw my best friends brains smeared across the canvas , that ’ s not gon na be me , not me .",negative
Wow ! That was good. That was ... Tweezers ?,positive
No .,neutral
Whoa. That was really good .,positive
"Thanks , any suggestions ?",neutral
You-you…you had sex with Ursula ? !,positive
"Uh , a little bit. She-she-she walked in and I thought she was you and I kissed her and",negative
You didn ’ t notice she was wearing different clothes ? !,positive
Well I was just so excited to see you .,negative
Oh. Ew ! Ew ! Ew ! Ugh ! Y ’ know what ? This is too weird .,negative
No-no it ’ s not !,negative
I don ’ t want to lose you !,negative
It ’ s-it ’ s like I was saying to Ursula when I was making love to her and I thought she was you—Yeah it is too weird .,negative
So I guess this is it .,negative
Yeah. Maybe it ’ s for the best. You smell just like her .,negative
"Yeah , so do you .",negative
Hey !,positive
Hi .,neutral
"So , did shopping make you feel any better about Ross ?",neutral
Manhattan does not have enough stores .,negative
"Well ,",neutral
You can ?,positive
Yeah. I just need you to bring me some photos of Ross .,neutral
Um-hmm .,neutral
And a small piece of chocolate .,neutral
Okay .,neutral
"Okay , we have to talk. I ’ m just getting out of a very serious relationship",negative
"I know ! And I ’ m just getting out of a marriage , I mean talk about meant to be !",negative
Right ! I just think that this is happening too soon .,positive
"Oh , too soon , too schmoon. Face it honey , I am not letting you get away this time .",negative
"I hear ya. But ! Unfortunately , my company is transferring me overseas !",negative
Oh no ! Where to ? Too Paris ?,positive
"No ! No ! Not , Paris .",neutral
"Too London ? No-no , Rome ? Vienna ? Ooh-ooh , Barcelona ?",positive
"Okay , could you just stop talking for a second ? Yemen. That ’ s right , yes , I ’ m being transferred to Yemen !",negative
When ?,negative
I don ’ t know exactly .,neutral
"Ugh , well I will just have to soak up every once of Chandler Bing until that moment comes .",negative
But I do know that it ’ s some time tomorrow .,positive
"Ooh , this is it ! Oh , that ’ s him ! That ’ s him !",positive
Great ! Go get him .,positive
"Wait a second , or maybe you can go in first .",neutral
He ’ s not really my type .,neutral
"No not you , Dr. Drake Remoray. You can ask him questions and see what ’ s he like. People tell doctors everything .",neutral
"But lately all the guys I meet seem really nice at first , then they turn out to be the biggest jerks .",negative
You do attract some stinkers .,negative
Chandler .,neutral
"Mrs. Tedlock. You 're looking lovely today. And may I say , that is a",neutral
"Yes. Well , Mr. Kostelick wants you to stop by his office at the end of the day .",neutral
"Oh , listen .",neutral
"If this is about those prank memos , I had nothing to do with them .",neutral
Really .,positive
Nothing at all .,neutral
Really .,positive
Nothing .,neutral
"Y ’ know when we move in together , can I get a gumball machine ?",neutral
Of course ! Joey wouldn ’ t let you have one ?,negative
"No. When it comes to sweets , he ’ s surprisingly strict .",negative
"Hey , have you figured out a way to tell him you ’ re moving out ?",neutral
"No , no , I keep trying , y ’ know ?",negative
"I can get out , `` Joey , I have too… '' but then I lose my nerve and I always finish with , `` …go to the bathroom . ''",negative
He may think I ’ m sick .,neutral
"Y ’ know , I really have to tell Rachel , but I… We just have to get it over with !",neutral
"Y ’ know , the next time we see them we ’ re just gon na tell them .",neutral
That ’ s it .,neutral
"Oh , so that ’ s this is gon na work now ? You ’ re just gon na order me around all the time ?",positive
Pretty much .,neutral
All right .,neutral
Hey Monica !,positive
Hi !,positive
"Hey man , you feeling any better ?",neutral
"Joey , we have something to tell you .",neutral
Oh my God ! You ’ re pregnant !,positive
"Yeah , if you get married in Vegas , you ’ re only married in Vegas .",neutral
What are you talking about ? If you get married in Vegas you ’ re married everywhere .,neutral
Really ? !,positive
Yeah !,neutral
Oh my God ! —Eh ! Well,positive
"You see that guy ? He ’ s in classics now , but y'know as soon as we leave he ’ s going straight to the porn .",negative
He ’ s gon na go up to the counter with,neutral
Yeah .,neutral
I missed this .,positive
Me too .,negative
"So , you wan na get a hamburger or something ?",neutral
Yes ! Yes ! Yes ! Yes ! Awww !,positive
"Hey , it ’ s your Thanksgiving too , y'know , instead of watching football , you could help .",negative
We will .,neutral
"Okay , Rachel , you wan na put the marshmellows in concentric circles .",neutral
"No Mon ,",neutral
Every year .,neutral
Hey ! Ross !,positive
Die Hard,neutral
"Yep. Hey , what do you say we make it a double feature ?",neutral
What ’ d you rent ?,neutral
Die Hard 2,neutral
"Joey , this is",neutral
"Oh , well we watch it a second time and its",neutral
"Joey , we",neutral
And ?,neutral
And it ’ ll be cool to see it again ! Yeah !,positive
Die Hard,neutral
"Dude , you didn ’ t say",neutral
"Yeah , I just got uh , got plans .",neutral
"Well , John McClane had plans !",negative
"No , see the thing is I want to get out of here before Joey gets all worked up and starts calling everybody bitch .",neutral
What are you talking about ? Bitch .,negative
I know you botched that operation on purpose .,positive
"I ca n't prove it yet , but when I do , you 'll be going to jail for murder .",negative
I do n't care if you are my brother .,negative
"Good for you ! And hey , I thought your paper on punctuated equilibrium in the Devonian era was top notch !",positive
Stop going through my stuff !,negative
Hey !,positive
Hey !,positive
"I just wanted to let you know I 've changed my mind : I 'm gon na do it , I 'm gon na kiss Joey .",negative
"No , you ca n't ! Friends hooking up is a bad idea .",negative
"Please , what about you and Chandler ?",negative
That 's different ! I was drunk and stupid !,negative
Well hello !,negative
What about all the guys that you 've got the phone numbers from ? Why do n't you just kiss one of them ?,neutral
"I could , I could but I do n't want to ! I want to kiss Joey !",negative
Alright . I think it 's a big mistake but it 's your decision .,neutral
I 'm gon na do it .,positive
And I ca n't stop you .,neutral
No .,neutral
"Hey Rach , have you seen Charlie anywhere ?",neutral
I 'm smarter than,neutral
"Oh , hey , Gunther , check this out .",positive
"Yeah , that-that Chandler cracks me up .",positive
"Hey Ross , listen , you want anything to drink , ‘ cause I ’ m heading up there .",neutral
"Uh , yeah , I ’ ll take a coffee. Thanks , man .",neutral
Sure. Coffee ? ‘ Cause I ’ m going up there .,positive
No .,neutral
"No , thank you .",neutral
"You guys need anything , ‘ cause I ’ m heading up there .",neutral
I ’ d love an ice water .,neutral
You got it .,neutral
"Joey , what are you doing ?",positive
Just being friendly .,negative
"Joey , honey , I don ’ t think you ’ re supposed to go back there .",negative
"Nah , it ’ s okay. Right , Gunther ?",neutral
Don ’ t wink at me. And put on your apron .,negative
"Okay , but I don ’ t see you asking any other paying customers to put on aprons .",negative
"Joey , do you work here ?",positive
No .,neutral
"Hey , waiter .",neutral
Yeah ?,neutral
"You ’ ve reached Monica and Chandler ’ s , if you ’ re listening to this message , we ’ re probably screening. Yeah we are .",neutral
"Hi , this is Heldi from the Morgan Chase museum .",neutral
I ’ m calling for Monica Geller .,neutral
"I want to let her know that there was a cancellation and if she ’ s still interested in having the Bing-Geller wedding at our facility , it is available",neutral
"This is Chandler Bing ! This is Chandler Bing ! Yes , the groom—No ! Not the groom ! !",positive
Thank you .,neutral
Thanks .,neutral
I ca n't believe this ! This is like the worst night ever !,negative
Y'know Monica you had a minor setback in your relationship with Chandler. Big deal ! It 's only Chandler. I am,neutral
"This is crazy ! I mean , it 's such a stupid argument. I do n't even wan na see Richard again .",negative
So go fix it !,neutral
Go find Chandler !,neutral
He 's probably up in your room !,negative
Tell him that you 're sorry and that you love him .,negative
Y'know what ? You 're right Phoebe. You 're right. Thank you !,positive
"Sure ! Yeah ! Las Vegas , number one !",positive
Anybody lose this ?,neutral
Comin ' out. Place your bet. Dice are out. Double or nothin ' ! Pay the front line !,positive
Hmm .,neutral
Do you remember where the duck food is ?,neutral
"Yeah , it ’ s in the guys ’ apartment under the sink. Why ?",positive
Because I ’ m going to London .,neutral
What ? ! What do you mean you ’ re going to London ?,positive
"Yeah , I have to tell Ross that I love him .",neutral
"Now honey , you take care , you don ’ t have those babies until I get back .",neutral
"I—Rachel , you can ’ t go ! Ross loves Emily !",negative
"Yeah , I know , I know , I know he does .",negative
But I have to tell him how I feel !,negative
He deserves to have all the information and then he can make an informed decision .,neutral
That ’ s not why you ’ re going !,negative
"You ’ re going because you hope he ’ s gon na say , `` Yeah , I love you too , Rach .",negative
Forget that British chippy . '',negative
Ohh—Do you think he will ? !,positive
No !,negative
Because he ’ s in love with the British chippy !,negative
"Look , Rachel , if you go , you ’ re just gon na mess with his head and ruin his wedding !",negative
"Y ’ know , it ’ s too late !",negative
You missed you ’ re chance !,negative
"I ’ m sorry , I know this must be really hard , it ’ s over .",negative
"Y ’ know what ? No. It ’ s not over until someone says , `` I do . ''",negative
"I do ! I do ! I do ! I do ! Ugh , like I can really chase you. I ’ m carrying a litter .",positive
So is everybody here ?,neutral
I got here a little early myself .,neutral
Let us begin .,neutral
"Now , the hydrosaurids have been unearthed in two main locations .",neutral
Here .,neutral
Here .,neutral
Now as for the hydrosaurs,neutral
"Well , so anyway Beth , what I ’ m saying is I should ’ ve considered your feelings before I went home with you that night .",neutral
"I ’ ve ah , I ’ ve recently learned what ’ s it like to be on your side of it , and I ’ m sorry .",negative
"So , do you think you can forgive me ?",negative
Great .,positive
Thanks .,positive
"Okay , bye .",neutral
"Hello , Jennifer ?",neutral
"Oh hi , Mrs. Loreo , is Jennifer there ?",positive
"Oh , she ’ s not home huh ?",positive
"Well ah , actually I kinda need to talk to you too .",neutral
Hey !,negative
Hi .,neutral
Are you all right ?,neutral
Uhh… I think I just got engaged .,negative
Oh my God ! He did it ?,positive
Well…did you know he was gon na ask me ?,positive
Are you kidding ?,positive
I ’ m like the one who talked him into it .,positive
I like to think of myself as the puppet master of the group .,negative
And you really think this is a good idea ?,negative
"I just talked him into it , don ’ t tell me I have to do you too. The puppet master gets tired people .",neutral
I just don ’ t know ! It just doesn ’ t feel right .,negative
"Why ? ! You two are so meant to be together , everybody thinks so .",positive
Really ? ! Even Ross ?,positive
Especially Ross !,positive
"Oh uh , hey Pheebs. Uh y ’ know what ? I ’ ll-I ’ ll come back later .",neutral
"Wow ! Kind of uh , kind of a full house here. I ’ ll guess just…I ’ ll come back .",positive
"There he goes , your fiancée .",positive
I guess so .,neutral
Although he does play with himself in his sleep .,neutral
I can ’ t say that I ’ m surprised .,neutral
"Oh , that is so unfortunate .",negative
What ?,neutral
Cute naked guy is really starting to put on weight .,positive
"Okay , I ’ ll be back in just a minute. Oh , Phoebe I ’ m sorry that I left lipstick marks on the phone .",neutral
You didn ’ t leave lipstick marks on the phone .,neutral
"Oh , then it must ’ ve been you. Bye .",neutral
Bye-bye ! That ’ s why I moved out .,positive
"Hey , y'know while we ’ re on that , when are you gon na tell my sister that you don ’ t live here anymore .",neutral
I think on some levels she already knows .,neutral
Night Mon. Night Julio .,neutral
Adiós .,neutral
"Look Julio , someone left their book here .",positive
"Ah actually , that is mine .",neutral
"Oh yeah , what are you reading ?",neutral
"Flowers of Evil , by Beaudalire. Have you read it ?",neutral
"Have I read it ? No , are you enjoying it ?",neutral
"I thought I would , but the translation 's no good .",neutral
Your a poet and do n't know it .,neutral
"Actually I ah , I am a poet .",neutral
"Oh , then you do know it. So um what kind of things do you write about ?",neutral
"Things that move me. The , the shadow of a tree , a child laughing , or this lip .",neutral
Mine ? Right here ?,neutral
I can write an epic poem about this lip .,positive
"How would that go ? Well , it did n't rhyme , but I liked it .",positive
"Last stop , Montreal. This stop is Montreal .",neutral
What ?,positive
"I made a bet with myself that you have beautiful eyes. Now that I see them , I win .",neutral
What ?,positive
We ’ re at my stop. But would you like to have coffee ?,neutral
Are we really in Montreal ? !,positive
"Yes we are. So , coffee ?",neutral
"Coffee sounds great. Wait , so , so you live in Montreal ?",neutral
"Oh , no. But it ’ s just a two hour ferry ride to Nova Scotia .",neutral
"Okay , here ’ s batch 22 .",neutral
"Oh , maybe these ’ ll taste a little like your grandmother ’ s .",negative
"This has a little bit of orange peel , but no nutmeg .",neutral
Let ’ s give it a shot .,neutral
"Oh , what was that for ? Like a bake sale ?",positive
"No , just a Friday night .",neutral
Would she ?,neutral
Would she ? You ate my candy bar !,negative
"Oh God , I hate my job , I hate it , I hate my job , I hate it .",negative
"I know honey , I ’ m sorry .",negative
"Oh , I wan na quit , but then I think I should stick it out , then I think why would such a person stay in such a demeaning job , just because it ’ s remotely related to the field they ’ re interested in .",negative
"Gee , I don ’ t know Rach. Order up ! ! I got a Yentel soup , a James Beans , and a Howdy hold the Dowdy !",positive
"Oh honey , come on , I ’ m sorry , I didn ’ t ....",negative
"I don ’ t mind paying my dues , y'know , its just how much am I gon na learn about fashion by walking Mira , the arthritic seamstress , to the bathroom .",negative
Hi ! Is my misery amusing to you ?,negative
"I ’ m sorry , I wa , I wa , I was just ah ....",negative
"It ’ s not funny , this is actually my job .",negative
"Oh believe me , I-I-I ’ ve been there. I had to sort mannequin heads at that Mannequins Plus .",neutral
"Oh well then , so I ’ m just going to go back to talking to my friend here .",positive
And you can go back to enjoying your little hamburger .,positive
"Ah , just one other thing .",neutral
Yes ? !,positive
"I ah , I work at",neutral
Do you want my pickle ?,neutral
Do you think they have yesterday 's daily news ?,neutral
Why ?,positive
"Just wan na check my horoscope , see if it was right .",neutral
Oh my God .,positive
Phoebe .,neutral
"Do n't look now , but behind us is a guy who has the potential to break our hearts and plunge us into a pit of depression .",neutral
"Where ? Ooh , come to Momma .",positive
"He 's coming. Be cool , be cool , be cool .",negative
We should do something. Whistle .,positive
We are not going to whistle .,negative
"Come on , do it .",neutral
No !,negative
Do it !,positive
No !,negative
Do it do it do it !,positive
Woo-woo !,positive
I ca n't believe you did that !,positive
"Hi ! Umm , I ’ m Monica Geller , I ’ m the chef at Alessandro ’ s .",neutral
Still ?,positive
"I think the things that you said about me are really unfair , and I would like for you to give my bouillabaisse another chance .",neutral
I don ’ t see any reason why I would do that to myself again .,positive
"Either eat it , or be in it .",negative
"Spoon ? So , what do you think ?",positive
"I ’ m torn , between my integrity and my desire to avoid a beating. But I must be honest , your soap is abysmal .",negative
Thata girl ! Huh ? We should get out of here .. there ’ s a new class comin ’ in .,positive
"Welcome to introduction to cooking. Now , before we start , can anyone tell me the difference between a hollandaise sauce and a bearnaise sauce ?",neutral
I can .,neutral
"Okay , go ahead .",neutral
"Well umm , they both have a egg yolk and butter base , but a bearnaise has shallots , shirvel , and most importantly tarragon .",neutral
"That ’ s very good , what ’ s your name ?",neutral
Monica .,neutral
"Monica , you go to the head of the class .",neutral
Okay .,positive
"And there 's a country called Argentinaaaa , it 's a place I 've never seeeeen .",neutral
But I 'm told for fifty pesos you can buy a human spleen .,neutral
Human spleeeen .,neutral
Olé !,positive
What are you doing here !,positive
"Well , you said that you had customers lined up in the street , so I am here to entertain !",positive
Great !,positive
Yeah !,positive
"It really has been great too , you know , some of this people must have seen me play before because they were requesting a bunch of my songs !",positive
"Yeah , `` You suck '' and `` shut up and go home '' .",positive
Listen Phoebe ...,positive
Yeah .,neutral
"You know how much I love listening to your music , you know , but ...",neutral
But what ?,neutral
This is kind of a classy place .,neutral
"Ok , say no more .",neutral
"I 'm so bored ! Stupid rain , we ... we ca n't do anything .",negative
"Well , I 've brought some books. We could read .",neutral
"Hey , it has n't come to that yet .",positive
Hey hey hey ! Do n't mind if I do !,positive
"I 'm sorry sir , these are for the pharmaceutical convention",neutral
"Hey Rach , do you feel like going to a convention ?",neutral
We can't. We 're not pharmacists !,negative
"I know we 're not , but Frank Medeio and ... Eva Trorro ... womba ...",neutral
Kate Miller ?,neutral
Kate Miller it is .,neutral
And ... that 's the most sex I 'm gon na have this weekend .,positive
In that case should I make sure it 's on real good ?,neutral
Thank you .,neutral
Oh my God !,positive
"We heard about your pants , I 'm so sorry .",negative
This year was supposed to be great !,negative
"But , it 's only the second day and I 'm a loser with stupid leather pants that do n't even fit !",negative
"No. No , you 're not a loser .",negative
Look at me !,negative
"Hey , hey , look. Look Ross , Ben drew a picture of you ! Huh ? You're-you 're a cowboy !",positive
"Oh , be-because of the leather pants .",negative
"See ? Ben does n't think you 're a loser , he thinks you 're a cowboy ! Now that 's something .",positive
That really is something .. that 's really cool .,positive
Howdy partner !,positive
Maybe I should get another pair !,positive
"Ooh , y'know , they-they had some with fringe all down the sides .",positive
I 'm gon na go kiss Ben goodnight .,positive
I ca n't believe he thinks I 'm a cowboy .,positive
I would make a good cowboy .,positive
"Okay , now that everything 's wrapped up here , I think I 'm , I 'm gon na go do my laundry .",neutral
"Oh yeah , me too. Y'know if this shirt is dirty. Yep .",neutral
"No you didn't. You said you would , but you never did !",negative
Oh yeah !,positive
Great nap .,neutral
It really was .,neutral
"Uh me ? Gay ? No ! No. No , but I have a number of close friends who are .",positive
"So , let ’ s talk about women. I ’ m sure our female readers will be interested to know about your romantic life .",neutral
"Oh-oh-oh-oh , how I do it is , I look a woman up and down and say , `` Hey , how you doin ’ ? ''",neutral
"Oh , please !",negative
"Hey , how you doin ’ ?",neutral
Hey Mikey,neutral
Hey P,neutral
What are you doing ?,neutral
Setting rattraps,neutral
To kill Bob ? ?,positive
"No , no , to test his neck strength .",neutral
"No , Mike , I do n't want to kill him !",negative
"I thought we were just gon na capture him and , and you know , set him free in the country side where he can maybe meet a friendly possom and a wisecracking owl .",negative
"Ok , ok , I 'll throw away the traps .",neutral
"I 'll find Bob , I 'll get him .",neutral
Bob ?,negative
Bob !,negative
Robert !,negative
"Oh wait , I think I hear him .",neutral
Oh - Oh my god !,positive
Bob had babies !,positive
Bob 's a mom !,positive
Better think of a new name for him .,neutral
"I do n't know , I kinda like Bob for a girl .",neutral
"I do n't know , I mean I 'm not sure ...",neutral
"Oh my god , we killed Bob !",negative
"Maybe it was n't Bob , maybe it was a mouse .",neutral
Suzie,neutral
"Hmmm , soup !",positive
"Joey , Ross is gon na be here any second , would you mind watching Ben for me while I use the ladies ' room ?",neutral
"Oh yeah , no problem .",neutral
Thanks .,neutral
"Hi Ben ! So you wan na be an actor huh ? I got ta tell ya , it 's no picnic. There 's tons of rejection .",negative
Joey !,positive
What one ? You wanted him to invite you to the party and he did it !,positive
"Yeah , but he waited until the last minute !",negative
"So if I said yes , he would know I had nothing better to do than wait around for an invitation to his stupid party .",negative
"I said , `` No ! ''",negative
Which puts,neutral
Great. So the ball is in his court ?,negative
Ball ? There is no ball .,negative
"Oh , hey Rach ! I thought we said seven ?",positive
"Yeah uh , y'know what uh , let 's skip it .",neutral
What ? ! Why ? !,positive
"Umm , you-you and your sister seem to have umm , a very special bond , and",neutral
Oh great ! That,negative
"Do-do you , do you have brothers ?",neutral
"No , I have two sisters. But one of them has a very masculine energy .",neutral
Are you close with them ?,neutral
"No-no , they 're not very nice people .",neutral
"Okay , listen , I really like you .",neutral
Okay ?,neutral
I think this can go somewhere .,neutral
"So what if I 'm close to my family , are you gon na let that stand in the way of us ?",neutral
"Well , uh , I-I do n't know. See when-when you put it that way y'know it does sort of",neutral
Danny ! Hurry up ! The bath is getting cold !,neutral
What ?,positive
"Yeah , okay , I 'll see you later .",neutral
It ’ s over .,negative
"Oh , was it awful ?",negative
"Well , it was loong .",negative
"I didn ’ t even realise how late it was , until I noticed the 5 o ’ clock shadow on her head .",neutral
"Anyway , she didn ’ t want to stay .",negative
I called a cab. she just left .,neutral
I wrote you a letter .,neutral
Ohh ! Thank you ! I like mail .,positive
It ’ s just some things I ’ ve been thinking about .,neutral
"Some things about us , and before we can even think about the two of us getting back together , I just need to know how you feel about this stuff .",neutral
"Okay. Wow , it ’ s-it ’ s 5:30 in the morning. So , I ’ d better get cracking on this baby .",neutral
"Well , I ’ ll be waiting for you , just come up when you ’ re done .",neutral
"Okay , I ’ ll be up in , 18 pages. Front and back. Very exciting .",positive
The waiter carried the breadsticks in his pants !,negative
"Well , you said that we except the",neutral
"All right , that I ’ ll retract .",neutral
"But I stand by my review , I know food and that wasn ’ t it .",negative
You ’ re marinara sauce tasted like tomato juice !,negative
You should serve it with vodka and a piece of celery .,negative
"Hey ! I ’ m proud of that sauce , it ’ s delicious .",negative
Oh my God ! You own an Italian restaurant and you think that tastes good ? ! Where are you even from ?,positive
Lebanon .,neutral
"Hand me those tomatoes , I ’ m gon na show you what it should taste like ! Come on , hand me them .",negative
How long is this gon na take ? ‘ Cause I got another critic to go yell at .,neutral
"Okay , then what happened ?",neutral
Ohh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. You 'll get your turn !,negative
"Hey Pheebs , what 's going on ?",neutral
Nothing ! This is not over !,negative
No ! No ! No !,negative
What ? !,positive
"I was up all night writing this really nasty letter to Emily ! It was perfect and now it 's all covered in-in… Actually , thanks !",negative
All right ! Everybody ready to go to the movies ?,neutral
"Uh actually , I think I 'm gon na skip it .",negative
Really ?,positive
"Yeah , I 'm gon na stay and read my book. I just wan na be alone right now .",negative
"Oh. Are you sure you do n't want to come ? Tom Hanks , Meg Ryan , they get mail and stuff .",neutral
"That 's okay , Joe .",neutral
"All right , let 's go Pheebs .",neutral
Oh God !,positive
That was amazing .,positive
I know .,neutral
"Hey , do you realize we may have just changed our lives forever ?",positive
We may have just started a family .,positive
"Nine months from now we can be here , having our own baby .",positive
"And if not , we got to do it on a bucket .",neutral
Ross ! You got ta stop ! Okay ? ! You can ’ t just stare through the peep hole for three hours ! You ’ re gon na get peep eye !,negative
I knew it !,positive
I knew it !,negative
I always knew she liked him !,negative
"Y'know , she ’ d say no , but here we are !",negative
Right ?,neutral
"We just broke up , first thing she does !",negative
You didn ’ t just break up .,neutral
"Hey , it ’ s been like three weeks !",negative
You slept with somebody three hours after you thought you broke up. I mean bullets have left guns slower !,negative
"Hey , so uh , y'know how there 's something I wanted to talk to you about ?",neutral
Oh yeah !,positive
"Well , y'know how I 'm trying to work things out with Emily .",positive
"Well , there 's this one thing… Okay , here goes .",neutral
I made a promise that -- Oh hey !,positive
What ?,neutral
You 're nose is bleeding !,positive
Oh God .,negative
No !,negative
Oh not again !,negative
This-this happened when my grandfather died .,negative
It 's ugh !,negative
Sorry .,negative
"Oh , okay , so I 'm sorry , what-what were you-what did you want to tell me ?",neutral
Umm,neutral
Sorry. Sorry .,negative
"Okay , I uh , I ca n't see you anymore .",negative
"Yeah , I know. It 's ridiculous ! I ca n't see you either .",neutral
Not yet ! Not yet ! Not yet ! Not yet ! Not yet ! Not yet ! Not yet ! Not yet !,negative
"Hello , Chip .",neutral
"Hey , Rach ! How ya doin ’ ?",positive
I ’ m great ! I ’ m great. I ’ ve got a great job at,positive
"So ah , Monica ready yet ?",neutral
"She ’ ll be out in a second. So , Chip , how ’ s umm , Amy Welch ?",neutral
"Amy Welch ? Wow ! I haven ’ t seen her since ... So , Monica about ready ?",positive
"That ’ s right , I love you ! And-and I ’ m gon na play with you all the time .",positive
How can you let him talk to your crotch like that ?,positive
He ’ s talking to the baby .,neutral
Ohh !,positive
Okay !,positive
"Okay , cause when-when he said , `` I can ’ t wait to hear your first words , '' I thought , `` There ’ s a trick . ''",positive
"Okay. Well , I got ta go you guys. I ’ ll see you later .",neutral
Okay .,neutral
"Oh my , oh my God !",positive
"Aw , it ’ s unbelievable !",positive
Wow !,positive
She is kicking so much !,positive
"Oh , she ’ s like umm…oh…who ’ s that kind of annoying girl soccer player ?",positive
Mia Hamm ?,neutral
Mia Hamm !,positive
Oh that ’ s amazing .,positive
Oh-oh ! ! One hand on the sheet Joe !,positive
Whoa-hey-oh ! Sorry !,positive
"Okay , what do you guys think ?",neutral
Dude !,positive
I have never known love like this .,negative
You really like it ?,positive
Dude ! How-how did you write this ?,positive
I stole Monica ’ s and changed the name .,neutral
You can ’ t,neutral
If he goes first he can !,positive
Yeah !,negative
"Anyway , I-I still think we should try to patch things up , y ’ know ?",neutral
"Like uh , maybe we could get him to get tickets to another Knicks game and invite him .",neutral
Oh wow that ’ s a great idea ! And,positive
Here you go .,neutral
"Hey-hey-hey-ho-ho , I got this one .",positive
Here you go .,neutral
"Y ’ know I got ta tell ya , sometimes I just—I don ’ t get Chandler .",neutral
"Y ’ know , me and him do stuff all the time without you and you don ’ t get all upset .",neutral
All the time ?,negative
All the time !,negative
"Cassie , how you-how you doin ’ on that…hot dog .",neutral
I ’ m all done .,neutral
Thank God .,positive
I guess the last time we really hung out was when our parents rented that beach house together .,neutral
Oh right .,neutral
Right .,neutral
"Ooh , remember the time I uh , I pinned you down and tickled you ‘ til you cried ?",positive
We ’ re probably too old to do that now .,negative
"I ’ ll always remember that summer , because it ’ s when I got all of these freckles .",positive
Uh-huh ! Uh-huh ! And-and-and I ’ ll always remember that summer because that ’ s when I realized that we are related .,positive
"It took you that long to figure it out , huh ?",positive
"Well I ’ m , I ’ m a little slow. Just as our children would be .",neutral
Relax every muscle in your body .,neutral
Listen to the plinky-plunky music .,neutral
"Okay , now close you eyes , and think of a happy place .",neutral
"Okay , tell me your happy place .",neutral
"Richard 's living room , drinking wine .",positive
"All right. No , no , no , not a Richard thing , just put down the glass. And get out !",negative
"I 'm sorry , but that 's my happy place .",negative
"Well , okay , fine , use my happy place .",neutral
"Okay , I 'm just gon na , I have to ask that you do n't move anything .",neutral
"All right , I 'll try not to .",neutral
"Okay , all right , so , your in a meadow , millions of stars in the sky ....",neutral
Do you think breaking up with him was a huge mistake ?,negative
"All right , there are no questions in the happy place. Okay , just , the warm breeze , and the moonlight flowing through the trees ....",positive
"I 'll bet he 's totally over me , I 'll bet he 's fine .",negative
"All right , betting and wagering of any kind , are , I 'm sure , not permitted in the happy place .",neutral
Okay .,neutral
"Just-just , you know , the-the lovely waterfalls , and the , the trickling fountains .",positive
And the-the calming sounds of the babbling brook ....,neutral
"Okay , this is n't working. I 'm still awake and now I have to pee .",negative
"OK sweetie , I 'll see you later .",neutral
See you later Rach .,neutral
Bye-bye Julie .,neutral
Hey .,neutral
Hey .,neutral
"Hey , c'mon , cut it out .",positive
Hey ?,neutral
What ?,neutral
Can I ask you somethin ' ?,neutral
"Hey Rach , wan na hear the new song I 'm thinkin ' of singing this afternoon ? I wrote it this morning in the shower .",positive
Ok .,neutral
"Uh , Rachel , sweetheart , could I see ya for a minute ?",neutral
What 's up ?,neutral
F.Y.I ..,neutral
I 've decided to pay a professional musician to play in here on Sunday afternoons .,neutral
Her name is Stephanie ... something .,neutral
She 's supposed to be very good .,neutral
But what about Phoebe ?,positive
"Rachel , it 's not that your friend is bad , it 's that she 's so bad , she makes me want to put my finger through my eye into my brain and swirl it around .",negative
"Ok , ok , so you 're not a fan , but I mean , come on , you can not do this to her .",negative
Uh ...,neutral
"Oh , no no no no. Oh no no no no. I have to do this to her ?",negative
"Ahh , no .",negative
Oh .,neutral
Are you jealous ?,positive
"Noo , I y'know I do n't see why she has to play with you , that 's all .",negative
I mean does n't she have any y'know other stripper moms friends of her own ?,negative
You are totally jealous .,positive
I 'm not jealous .,negative
"All right this is about , umm , people feeling certain things y'know about strippers .",neutral
"And y'know , and um , I ...",neutral
"Honey , I love you too .",neutral
"Ugh. Wait , wait , wait .",negative
What ?,positive
Huh .,positive
"Well , there 's a kiss that he wo n't forget for a couple of hours , y'know .",positive
"Yeah. Either that , or you just turned him on and sent him off to a stripper .",neutral
I can ’ t believe you came back .,positive
Don ’ t say anything .,positive
"I don ’ t wan na speak , I don ’ t wan na think .",neutral
"I just want you to take me and kiss me and make love to me right here , right now .",positive
Rachel ! Rachel !,positive
What ?,neutral
You missed the exit !,positive
"Oh , sorry .",neutral
"My God , what were you thinking about ?",positive
"Um , Barry .",neutral
Awwwww,positive
"I just—I thought you guys were doing it , I did n't know you were in love !",positive
Dude !,positive
And hats off to Phoebe. Quite a competitor. And might I say your breasts are still showing .,positive
God !,positive
All right ! So that 's it ! It 's over ! Everybody knows !,positive
"Well actually , Ross does n't .",neutral
"Yes , and we 'd appreciate it if no one told him yet .",neutral
Dear Mary-Angela .,neutral
Hi .,neutral
How ? s it going .,neutral
This is the hardest letter I ? ve ever had to write .,negative
What the hell ? s a matter with you ?,negative
How do you think Joey ? s going to react when he finds out that you blew off his sister with a letter ?,negative
"Well , that ? s the part where you tell him that I moved to France. When actually I ? ll be in Cuba .",neutral
"All right , look , look , you ? ve got to do this yourself , okay in person .",neutral
At least you know her name .,neutral
"You just go to the house and you ask for Mary-Angela , okay , when which ever one she is comes to the door , you take her for a walk , you let her down easy .",neutral
What if Mary-Angela comes to the door and I ask for Mary-Angela ?,negative
Where in Cuba ?,negative
Hey .,neutral
"You uh , you may have been right about Jill .",negative
Oh ! I knew it ! What happened ?,positive
"Umm , she kissed me .",negative
What ? ! You kissed !,positive
All right .,neutral
"Okay , here you go. I have two queens , what do you have ?",neutral
A two and a five .,neutral
"Ho-ho , you win ! 50 dollars !",positive
Really ? !,positive
"Oh yeah ! Okay , let ’ s play again. What do you got ?",neutral
A four and a nine .,neutral
You ’ re kidding right ?,positive
No. Why ?,neutral
Well that ’ s a full cup !,positive
Damn ! I am good at Cups !,positive
What ? Why ? Where are you ?,positive
I ’ m still on the set !,neutral
Joey ! The wedding is in less than an hour !,negative
"I know ! I ’ m sorry ! The guy ’ s drunk , they won ’ t let me go until we get this .",negative
Oh my God ! I ’ m gon na have to find another minister .,negative
"No ! No , I ’ m the minister ! Alright , look-look , put ‘ em both on the phone , I ’ ll marry them right now .",negative
"Ugh ! Joey , I have to go .",negative
Hey ! Don ’ t you hang up on me ! I ’ ll marry you and me right now ! I have the power !,negative
Oh hey Joey ! What 's up ?,positive
"I ca n't decide which route to take to Vegas. Hey , you 've traveled a lot right ?",neutral
"Yeah , I 've been around .",neutral
"Okay , so-so which route should I take the northern route or the southern route ?",neutral
"Ooh , if you take the northern route there 's a man in Illinois with a beard of bees .",neutral
Great ! Problem solved !,positive
"Estelle , you got ta get me some work. I-I lost my health insurance .",negative
"All right , first thing we got ta do , damage control .",neutral
Why ?,positive
"Well , I think uhh , someone out there may have been bad mouthing you all over town .",negative
Bastard !,negative
You mean whenever Monica and Chandler where like y'know doing laundry or going grocery shopping or—Oh !,positive
All that time Monica spent on the phone with sad Linda from camp !,positive
"Uh-huh , doing it. Doing it. Phone doing it .",positive
"Oh , I ca n't believe it !",positive
I mean I think it 's great !,positive
For him .,neutral
She might be able to do better .,neutral
Hey guys !,neutral
Joey ! Come here ! Come here !,neutral
Phoebe just found out about Monica and Chandler .,neutral
You mean how they 're friends and nothing more ?,neutral
"No. Joey , she",neutral
"Okay , so now they know that you know and they do n't know that Rachel knows ?",positive
"Yes , but y'know what ?",neutral
It does n't matter who knows what .,neutral
"Now , enough of us know that we can just tell them that we know !",neutral
Then all the lying and the secrets would finally be over !,positive
"It 's a tradition , like the parade. If the parade decided it was gay , moved out , and abandoned its entire family .",neutral
"Y ’ know , you ’ re friend ’ s getting married , it ’ s got ta change things .",neutral
You really think it would be that different ?,positive
How could it not be ?,positive
"I mean pretty soon they ’ re gon na be having kids , and then they ’ re just gon na be hanging out with other couples who have kids .",negative
And then maybe they ’ re gon na have to leave the city to be near a,negative
"Well , things change .",neutral
I don ’ t want them to move to a,negative
It ’ ll be okay Joe .,neutral
Its still there !,positive
Mrs. Braverman must be out .,neutral
She could be out of town. Maybe she ’ ll be gone for months .,negative
"By then , the cheesecake may have gone bad. We don ’ t want her to come back to bad cheesecake .",negative
No that could kill her .,negative
"Well , we don ’ t want that .",neutral
"No , so we ’ re protecting her .",neutral
But we should take it .,neutral
But we should move quick .,negative
Why ?,positive
Because I think I just heard her moving around in there .,negative
Go ! Go ! Go ! Go ! Go ! Go ! Go ! Go ! Go ! Go !,negative
"Hey , Kicky. What 're you doing ?",neutral
Just trying to get comfortable. I ca n't sleep in my underwear .,neutral
"Well , you 're gon na .",neutral
"I 've been thinking. Y'know , about how I 'm always seeing girls on top of girls ...",neutral
"Are they end to end , or tall like pancakes ?",neutral
"Y'know what I mean , about how I 'm always going out with all these women .",neutral
"And I always figured , when the right one comes along , I 'd be able to be a stand-up guy and go the distance , y'know ?",negative
"Now I 'm looking at my dad , thinking ...",neutral
"Hey , you 're not him .",neutral
You 're you .,neutral
"When they were all over you to go into your father 's pipe-fitting business , did you cave ?",neutral
No .,neutral
No .,neutral
You decided to go into the out-of-work actor business .,neutral
"Now that was n't easy , but you did it !",neutral
"And I 'd like to believe that when the right woman comes along , you will have the courage and the guts to say `` No thanks , I 'm married . ''",neutral
You really think so ?,positive
Yeah. I really do .,neutral
"Thanks , Chandler .",neutral
Get off !,negative
Hi .,neutral
"Your Fettuccini Alfredo looks a little dry , did you use all your cheese ?",neutral
"When you say used , do you mean eat as a pre-cooking snack ?",neutral
And the cream ?,neutral
Cheese makes me thirsty .,neutral
Okay. Let ’ s move on .,neutral
All right .,neutral
Oh ! Something smells good over at Monica ’ s station ! Oh my God ! This is absolutely amazing ! You ’ ve never made this before ?,positive
Oh no !,positive
I don ’ t know anything about cooking .,neutral
"I had to ask someone what it ’ s called when the , when the water makes those little bubbles .",neutral
"Well , hats off to the chef .",positive
"I-I-I ’ m sorry , your-your mouth was full , I didn ’ t hear what you said. Umm , hats off to who now ?",neutral
The chef !,positive
That ’ s right .,positive
"Hey , Pheebs .",neutral
Hey .,neutral
How 's it going ?,neutral
Good. Oh oh ! Roger 's having a dinner thing and he wanted me to invite you guys .,positive
So what 's going on ?,neutral
"Nothing , um , it 's just , um ... It 's Roger .",neutral
"I dunno , there 's just something about ...",neutral
Basically we just feel that he 's ...,neutral
We hate that guy .,negative
Yeah. Hate him .,negative
"We 're sorry , Pheebs , we 're sorry .",negative
Uh-huh .,neutral
Okay .,neutral
"Okay , do n't you think , maybe , though , it 's just that he 's so perceptive that it freaks you out ?",neutral
"... No , we hate him .",negative
We 're sorry .,negative
Hey !,positive
Hey !,positive
What are you doing ?,neutral
I ’ m sending back all this stuff that Chandler bought out of guilt .,neutral
Yes that was mine .,negative
Cause I figured you 'd hooked up with some girl and she 'd left it there .,neutral
Yes that would have made more sense .,negative
"Y'know , I-I do n't even feel like I know you anymore man !",negative
"All right , look , I 'm just gon na ask you this one time .",neutral
"And whatever you say , I 'll believe ya .",neutral
"Were you , or were you not on a gay cruise ?",negative
"Oh hey ! There 's some kids playing in the street , you wan na go down there and give them a project , ruin their day ?",negative
"Hey , if they have a ball maybe you can stick razor blades in it and teach them a new game , Gon na Need Stitches Ball .",neutral
She said what ?,positive
"She said , `` If I ’ m not gon na be happy getting married somewhere that we find in a day , well then we should just postpone it . ''",neutral
Postpone it ?,positive
"Emily , do you think Monica realises how much our parents spent on this wedding ?",negative
"Do you my sister ’ s teeny-tiny little brain comprehends that people took time out of their lives to fly thousands of miles to be here , huh ?",negative
This isn ’ t right .,neutral
"I realize that people are going to be disappointed. But , I ’ m sure they ’ ll come back when we can do it right .",negative
I can ’ t ask people to do that ? Would you ask people to do that ?,negative
Don ’ t you point your pants at me !,negative
We have no choice !,negative
"Anywhere that ’ s half-decent would ’ ve be booked months ago , Ross don ’ t you understand ?",negative
This is our wedding I ’ m talking about .,negative
The only thing I understand is postponing it is not an option. This is when we ’ re getting married .,neutral
So what are you saying ? It ’ s now or never ?,negative
No. I ’ m saying it ’ s now .,neutral
Or ?,negative
There ’ s no ‘ or ’ in mind. What is wrong with these pants ? ! !,negative
It ’ s not the pants .,negative
It ’ s you that is backwards .,negative
"And if , and if you don ’ t understand how important this is to me , well then , perhaps we shouldn ’ t get married at all !",negative
"No , wait ! Emily ! No , wait , stop ! Emily , please—",negative
"Hi , honey .",neutral
See you later .,neutral
"What ? I-I bought groceries , I was gon na make you dinner !",positive
Well next time ask ! Or at least wait for me to ask !,negative
"Hi , this is Heldi from the Morgan Chase museum. I ’ m calling for Monica Geller .",neutral
Oh no !,positive
"I want to let her know that there was a cancellation and if she ’ s still interested in having the Bing-Geller wedding at our facility , it is available",neutral
"Oh please , he didn ’ t hear it ! He didn ’ t hear it ! !",negative
This is Chandler Bing ! This is Chandler Bing !,positive
NOOOO ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !,negative
Ma ! What 're you doing here ?,positive
I came to give you this and this .,neutral
Oww ! Big ring !,positive
"Yeah , all the time. I want the baby to know my voice .",neutral
"Do you uh , do you talk about me ?",neutral
"Yeah , yeah , all the time .",neutral
Really ?,positive
"But um , we just refer to you as Bobo the Sperm Guy .",neutral
Would you look at this dump ? He hated us. This is his final revenge !,negative
Have you ever seen so much crap ?,negative
"Actually , I think this apartment sullies the good name of crap",negative
Check this out. Can I have this ?,neutral
What ?,neutral
"I 'm at work , ordinary day , you know , chop chop chop , sauti , sauti , sauti .",neutral
"All of a sudden , Leon , the manager , calls me into his office .",neutral
"It turns out they fired the head lunch chef , and guess who got the job .",positive
"If it 's not you , this is a horrible story .",negative
"Fortunately , it is me .",positive
"And , they made me head of purchasing , thank you very much .",positive
"Anyway , I just ran into Ross and Chandler downstairs , and they think we should go out and celebrate .",positive
"Y'know , someplace nice .",neutral
"Yeah , someplace nice .",neutral
Yeah !,positive
How much do you think I can get for my kidney ?,neutral
"So , what do you think ?",neutral
I think It 's the most beautiful table I 've ever seen .,positive
I know !,positive
"So how does this work , you going to balance the plates on these little guys ' heads ?",neutral
"Who cares , we 'll eat at the sink ! Come on , let 's play !",positive
Heads up Ross ! Score ! You suck !,positive
Thank you. Just make yourself comfortable .,neutral
Gotcha .,neutral
This place is really my Grandmother ’ s .,neutral
"I got it from her when she moved to Florida , otherwise I could never afford a place like this .",neutral
"So if the landlord ever asks , I ’ m 87 year old woman , who ’ s afraid of her VCR .",neutral
So are you thirsty ?,neutral
"Oh , you bet I am !",positive
"Okay , here ’ s your penis !",positive
"Ohh , okay .",neutral
"Oh my God , what a great surprise ! This is such a beautiful house .",positive
"Thank you , it ’ s my mom ’ s. So this is the kitchen .",neutral
"Hey , ready for dinner ?",neutral
"Ooh , absolutely !",positive
Great ! How about you wanted to go the Italian place down on Bleaker Street right ?,positive
"Ooh , I love that place ! So , no .",neutral
How about Mama Lisettie 's ?,neutral
Enh. Sure !,neutral
I wonder how long that milk has been setting out .,negative
"Oh , no-no , this place is totally healthy !",neutral
That—this milk is mine .,neutral
"I bought this today , 'cause I was thirsty for milk , y'know .",neutral
"Okay , let 's go !",positive
"Hey , buddy ! Are you familiar with Section 11-B of the Health Code that requires all refuse material out the",negative
But then I 'd have to go all the way around the dry cleaner place .,neutral
"Oh , so you 're saying you 'd choose convenience over health ? !",negative
"Okay , stop !",negative
"Larry , okay , ca n't you just be Larry and not Larry the health inspector guy ?",neutral
"Y'know I mean it was really exciting at first but now it 's like , okay , so where are we gon na eat ever ?",negative
"Well , I suppose I could give him a warning .",neutral
Thank you .,positive
Go !,neutral
Go !,negative
"Now , if after dinner you still really need to bust someone , I know a hot dog vendor who picks his nose .",negative
"No ! No ! Phoebe , come on ! I don ’ t want to switch ! Please come on ! I can throw wet paper towels here !",negative
No but at Monica ’ s you can eat cookies over the sink !,positive
I know. I ’ m sorry .,negative
All right fine ! This looks like so much fun .,neutral
Yeah .,neutral
"God , what a mess .",neutral
"Tell us what happened , Brown Bird Ross .",neutral
"Well , I lost .",negative
"Some little girl loaned her uniform to her nineteen year old sister , who went down to the U.S.S .",negative
"Nimitz , and sold over 2,000 boxes .",negative
Hey ! How ’ d the interview go ?,positive
"Oh , I blew it. I wouldn ’ t of even hired me .",negative
"Oh , come here sweetie , listen , you ’ re gon na go on like a thousand interviews before you get a job .",negative
That ’ s not how that was supposed to come out .,negative
This is the worst Christmas ever .,negative
"Y'know what Rach , maybe you should just , y'know stay here at the coffee house .",neutral
I can ’ t !,negative
It ’ s too late !,negative
Terry already hired that girl over there .,negative
"Look at her , she ’ s even got waitress experience .",negative
Last night she was teaching everybody how to make napkin .... swans .,negative
That word was swans .,neutral
What do we got there ?,positive
"A piece of something : boxer shorts , greeting cards , and what looks like a half-charred picture—Wow , that guy 's hairier than the Chief !",positive
"You know , it 's a really funny story how this happened .",positive
It 's all right .,neutral
It 's all right .,neutral
You do n't have to explain .,neutral
This is n't the first boyfriend bonfire that we 've seen get out of control .,neutral
You 're our third call tonight .,neutral
Really ?,positive
"Oh , sure , Valentine 's is our busiest night of the year .",neutral
"I 'm so sorry , you guys. I did n't mean to bring you down .",negative
"No , you were right. I do n't have a plan .",neutral
Thank God. Food .,positive
Phoebe ?,neutral
What ?,neutral
Do you have a plan ?,neutral
I do n't even have a 'pl ' .,positive
"No , no , that 's not what we ordered ... We ordered a fat-free crust with extra cheese .",negative
Wait ! Did you say ' G.Stephanopoulos ? ',positive
"Wait , was this a-a small mediterranean guy with curiously intelligent good looks ?",positive
Was he wearing a stunning blue suit ?,positive
And-and a power tie ?,positive
Oh God .,positive
Are you nuts ? ! We 've got George Stephanopoulos ' pizza !,positive
"Uh , Pheebs ? Who 's George Snuffalopagus ?",neutral
Big Bird 's friend .,neutral
I see pizza !,positive
"Oh , I wan na see ! Lem me see ! Lem me see !",positive
Hello ? Who are we spying on ?,negative
"Hey , y'know what a really good rainy day game is ?",neutral
What ? !,neutral
"I mean naked game. Strip poker , we should totally play strip poker .",positive
"No , no !",negative
What are you crazy ? !,negative
"Come on ! When you go away , you-you have to play , it ’ s like a law !",negative
Allll done !,neutral
"Aww , thank you .",positive
"Okay , who ’ s next ? !",neutral
No-o-o ! No way !,negative
"Come on , please ? ! I ’ m boredddd ! You let me do it once before .",neutral
"Yeah well , if ah , if that ’ s the rule this weekend ... No !",positive
It ’ s beautiful ! It ’ s like the first bathroom floor there ever was. Whoa ! Are you going in there for ?,positive
"What , like a number ?",neutral
Hey !,positive
Hi ! Bye !,neutral
"Okay , I ’ m done with my choices , these are final .",neutral
"Well , it ’ s about time .",negative
"Ooh , very official .",neutral
"Oh , yeah , well y'know Chandler printed it up on his computer .",neutral
And who laminated it ?,neutral
That would be me .,neutral
"All right let me see. Uma Thurman , Winona Ryder , Elizabeth Hurely , Michelle Pfieffer , and Dorothy Hammel ?",neutral
"Hey , it ’ s my list .",negative
"Okay honey , you do realize she only spins like that on ice .",neutral
"Okay , Phoebe , this Dr. Oberman. He has no strong feelings about Fonzie or any of the",neutral
Hi ! And you 're going into what grade ?,positive
"Umm , I 'm actually a first year resident , but I get that a lot , you see , I-I graduated early",positive
"Uh-huh , me too. Ross , maybe I should 've specified that I 'd be needing a grown up doctor .",positive
"Oh no , I 'm fully qualified to",positive
Shh !,negative
"Doogie , shh !",negative
Does n't anybody understand that I 'm gon na be having babies soon ?,positive
Huh ?,positive
Go !,negative
"Go little boy , go !",negative
Oh cool ! You made him cry !,positive
"Hey , there ’ s uh , some people outside , askin ’ about candy .",neutral
"Well , they ’ re just gon na have to wait aren ’ t they ? I ’ ve only got two hands ! !",negative
Need some help ?,neutral
No ! You don ’ t know the system ! There ’ ll be nobody messing with the system !,negative
Your license please .,neutral
You don ’ t-you don ’ t want to hear about my dream Officer…Pretty ?,neutral
It ’ s Petty. I ’ ll be right back with your ticket .,neutral
You have a son !,positive
I know. I know .,neutral
"Uh , like , could these margaritas",neutral
"Hello , Mr. Bing .",neutral
Loved your Stevie Wonder last night .,positive
"Thanks. Listen , about the weekly numbers , I 'm gon na need them on my desk",neutral
Sure .,neutral
No problem .,neutral
"You have to give 'em something , you know .",positive
"Okay , now that was Gerston , Santos , and who 's the guy with the moustache ?",neutral
Petrie .,neutral
"Petrie , right , right. Okay , some people gon na be working",neutral
.... right ?,negative
Right ?,negative
"I mean it ’ s pretty unbelievable y'know , I mean they just took off , took off without even looking back .",negative
"Y'know I don ’ t , I don ’ t need them , huh , I ’ ve got you guys now as friends , you and Susan .",negative
"Ah , Susan will be so pleased .",positive
"717 ? Where ’ s 717 ? Hey , you ’ ve have more of these for Susan right ?",positive
"No. But it ’ s okay , I ’ ll just put out pickles or something .",neutral
"Ross , thank God .",positive
"Pheebs ? What , why are you whispering ?",positive
I ate a bug .,negative
"Hey Rach , the tampons here are only a penny. Let ’ s stock up .",positive
"Listen Ross , we ran out of gas , and we don ’ t know where we are , so we can ’ t get a tow truck .",negative
"Oh , now you want a favour ?",positive
"Yes , please .",neutral
"Well , oh , I ’ m sorry your car broke down Pheebs , but I ’ m a little too busy with some of my real friends right now , but please call to let me know you got home safely okay ?",negative
"Phoebe , hang on a second. Here , take my car , go pick up your friends .",neutral
"No , I ’ m not gon na pick them up .",negative
"Listen , we both know you ’ re gon na do it ‘ cause you ’ re not a jerk .",neutral
"So you can either sulk here for a half hour and then go pick them up , or save us both time and sulk in the car .",negative
"No , Rachel doesn ’ t want me to ....",negative
"Look , I-I-I am sorry that Rachel dumped you ‘ cause she fell in love with that Mark guy , and you are the innocent victim in all of this , but don ’ t punish your friends for what Rachel did to you .",neutral
"Yeah , you ’ re right .",neutral
"God , I feel so guilty about Ross .",negative
"Oh , I know .",negative
I kinda feel like it 's my fault .,negative
Kind of ? If you just kept this to yourself none of this would 've happened .,negative
"Well , I 'm keeping so many things to myself these days , something was bound to slip out !",negative
"Well , I think it 's very brave what you said .",negative
"All right , I ca n't sit here anymore. I have to walk places .",neutral
"Pheebs , what are you doing with the coat ? How about the whole animal rights thing ?",negative
"Well , I 've been reading up and for your information , minks are not very nice .",negative
"Okay , I admit it !",negative
I love this coat !,positive
"Okay , I—it 's the best thing I 've ever had wrapped around me , including Phil Huntley !",positive
Remember Phil Huntley ?,neutral
He was fine !,positive
So your dad dropped by. He ’ s a pleasant man !,positive
Oh no,negative
I ’ d better go. ( She goes and sits down in the,neutral
"Ross I ’ m so sorry. Okay. I-I will promise I will straighten this out with him tomorrow in person , or via e-mail .",negative
I don ’ t care about your dad ! I care about Mona ! She was there and now she ’ s totally freaked out !,negative
"Oh okay , I ’ ll fix that to. What ’ s her e-mail address ?",neutral
Rachel !,negative
"All right , I promise. I ’ ll fix this. I swear. I ’ ll-I ’ ll-I ’ ll-I ’ ll talk to her .",negative
Okay !,negative
Okay .,neutral
Thank you !,negative
That ’ s it ? !,negative
You call that a fight ?,positive
Come on !,negative
`` We were on a break ! '',negative
`` No we weren ’ t ! '',negative
What happened to you two ?,positive
"Hi , could we get two burritos to go , please ?",neutral
I 'm sorry .,neutral
"But not that sorry , 'cause you do n't have to live with it .",neutral
"Um , we have a reservation under the name Chandler Bing .",neutral
"Oh-kay , we 'll have a table for you in about 45 minutes .",neutral
Forty-five minutes ? We have tickets to the,positive
"I 'm sorry. Christmas is a very busy time , sir .",neutral
Is this because of the burrito thing ?,negative
You need to give him money .,neutral
Give him money ? It was a joke !,positive
"No , to get a table ! Places like this are always shakin ’ you down. Everybody wants to be paid off .",negative
"Right , calm down , O'Mally. I 'll slip him some money .",neutral
You 've got to be smooth about it .,neutral
"Hey , I can be smooth .",neutral
"Listen , we 're a little bit in a hurry , so , if you can get us a table a little quicker , I 'd appreciate it .",neutral
"Of course , sir .",neutral
Okay .,neutral
I ’ d better get back to my desk .,neutral
"Okay , you hard worker ! I ’ ll remember to put that in your evaluation .",positive
My what ?,positive
"Well , you ’ ve been here for two months now and your boss is required to hand in a performance evaluation .",neutral
"But y ’ know , there is one thing that I have yet to evaluate .",neutral
Are you serious ?,positive
"No , I ’ ve just always wanted to do that. Can you help me clean this up ?",neutral
I can blow dry it .,neutral
I can put gel on it .,neutral
"It doesn ’ t matter , I still wind up with this little cowlicky thing on the middle part of my head .",neutral
It ’ s so annoying .,negative
Does it bug you ?,negative
You bug me .,negative
Is there any chance you didn ’ t see that ?,neutral
"Hey Joey , what ‘ cha doing ?",neutral
Sweepin ’ . Why ? Turn you on ?,neutral
No .,neutral
Huh. What if I was sweeping a chimney ?,positive
"Joey , did",neutral
Where are you going ? The vicar won ’ t be home for hours .,positive
"Joey , where did you learn that word ?",positive
"Where do you think , Zelda ?",neutral
You found my book ? !,negative
Yeah I did !,positive
"Joey , what-what are you doing going into my bedroom ? !",negative
"Okay , look I ’ m sorry , I went in there to take a nap and I know I shouldn ’ t have , but you got porn !",positive
"Hey-hey , y ’ know what ?",negative
There ’ s nothing wrong with a woman enjoying a little…erotica .,neutral
"It ’ s just a healthy expression of female sexuality , which by the way , you will never understand .",negative
You got porn !,positive
"Well , I feel like a snack !",positive
Do you want some shortbread ? Eh that ’ s Scottish like you are .,neutral
Oh no thanks. I don ’ t like,neutral
What ? !,positive
"Well it ’ s just my entire family was run out of Scotland by…Vikings. Anyway , lots of bad memories .",negative
"Oh well , it sounds to me like your family is ready to uh , rediscover its Scottish roots .",neutral
You can not play bagpipes at the wedding ! !,negative
How did you know about that ? !,positive
Hi !,positive
Hi !,positive
Come in .,neutral
"Thanks for comin ’ back , umm , okay there have been a lot of people interested in the room , but I have narrowed it down and",neutral
Great !,positive
"Okay now , before I make my final decision I uh , I just want to make sure our personalities match .",neutral
"Okay , so I made up a little test .",neutral
"Now , I ’ m gon na say a word and then you say the first thing that comes to mind .",neutral
I can do that .,neutral
Okay ! Here we go. Pillow .,neutral
Fight .,neutral
Very good ! Okay. G .,positive
String ?,neutral
"Excellent ! Okay umm , doggy .",positive
Kitten ?,neutral
"Ooh , sorry ! No-no-no , so close though , but—bye-bye !",negative
"Dad , please don ’ t pick your teeth out here !",negative
"Alright , and if you ’ re gon na put your feet up , why don ’ t you sit on the-",negative
"Monica , leave him alone",negative
Will you hurry up ?,negative
Did you not hear me before when I told you that all of Janine ’ s friends are dancers ? !,positive
And that they ’ re going to be drinking alot !,negative
"No , I did , but tell me again , because it ’ s so romantic .",neutral
Well you ’ re whippin ’ so slow ! Can ’ t you do it any faster ?,negative
Joey !,negative
Come on !,negative
"I don ’ t wan na make any mistakes , alright ?",negative
"This is the only dessert and if I screw it up everybody 's gon na be like “ Oh , remember that Thanksgiving when Rachel screwed up the trifle ? ”",negative
"So why don ’ t you just let me worry about making the trifle and you just worry about eating it , alright ?",neutral
Oh I am !,positive
"Ross , if you don ’ t tell them , then I will !",negative
"Okay , fine !",negative
Ross ! Can I talk to you for a second ?,neutral
"Oh , uh , can it wait a second Joey ? I have to tell my parents something. No it can ’ t ? Okay .",neutral
You are so cute ! How did you get to be so cute ?,positive
"Well , my Grandfather was Swedish and my Grandmother was actually a tiny little bunny .",positive
"Okay , now you 're even cuter ! !",positive
Y'know that is a popular opinion today I must say .,neutral
What ?,positive
"The weirdest thing happened at the coffee house , I think , I think Phoebe was hitting on me .",positive
What are you talking about ?,positive
I 'm telling you I think Phoebe thinks I 'm foxy .,positive
That 's not possible !,positive
Ow !,positive
"I 'm sorry it 's just , Phoebe just always thought you were , you were charming in a , in a sexless kind of way .",positive
"Oh , y'know I-I ca n't hear that enough .",negative
"I 'm sorry , I think that you just misunderstood her .",negative
"No , I did n't misunderstand , okay ? She was all over me ! She touched my bicep for crying out loud !",negative
This bicep ?,positive
Well it 's not flexed right now !,negative
It 's Phoebe .,neutral
"Umm , well I sorta have some bad news , can I come in ?",negative
"Umm , well , umm Grandma died .",negative
"No , she just died today ! Okay , umm , we 're having a memorial service tomorrow .",negative
No you did n't !,positive
"Well , lots of people ! Look , are you coming to memorial service or not ?",negative
"Fine. Okay , enjoy your concert .",negative
"anyway , his name is Allan and we ’ ve been going out for three years .",neutral
He was my first client when I became a party planner .,neutral
He was planning a party for his girlfriend at the time .,neutral
Oh well .,neutral
And he was Theta Beta Pi at Syracuse .,neutral
"Oh. Oh , that ’ s great !",positive
Really ? Like how ?,positive
"Well y ’ know , we would umm , repeat everything the other said , or uh , we ’ d jump out of closets to scare each other , or switch the sugar for the salt so they ’ d put salt on their cereal .",neutral
That ’ s a good one .,positive
Yeah ? You like that one ?,positive
"Yeah , you ’ re funny .",positive
I ’ m funny ?,positive
Oh thank God !,positive
"Well hey , I ’ ve got a ton of these !",positive
"Umm , oh here—Do you want a good one ?",neutral
"Umm , you uh , you take a quarter , take a quarter and , and you blacken the edge .",neutral
Right ?,neutral
"And then you say to person , I bet you can ’ t roll this quarter from your forehead to your chin without it leaving your face .",neutral
"And then when they do it , they ’ re left with a big black pencil line right down the center of their face .",neutral
Can I do it to you ?,neutral
"Yeah , I-I-I-I ’ m funny Ben , but I ’ m not stupid. Okay ?",positive
Chloe ? Hi ..,neutral
Is this about me taking your watch ?,negative
You took my watch ?,positive
"I ’ m sorry , I do that .",negative
"Just you keep it , listen did you , did you tell anyone about us ?",negative
"Oh no. I feel it isn ’ t really anybody ’ s business , y'know .",neutral
"Oh , one other thing. Hoshi thinks that you being ringside may have affected my concentration .",neutral
Yeah. That-that was the problem .,neutral
"Excuse me , Doug ? Hey there sports fan ! !",positive
Bing ! You got those numbers for me ?,positive
So you still in touch with anyone from high school ?,neutral
"Umm. Well , there ’ s Rachel , and umm , I think that ’ s it. How bout you ?",neutral
"Oh yeah , I still hang with Simmons and Zana , y'know .",neutral
I see Spindler a lot .,neutral
"Devane , Kelly , and I run into Goldie from time to time .",neutral
"Stick , Brown , Sulkov , McGuire , J.T. , Beardsley .",neutral
Is that all ?,neutral
"Ehh , y'know after high school , you just kinda lose touch. Oh yeah ! I ran into Richard Dorfman .",positive
"Ohh , how is he ?",positive
"Not so good , Simmons and I gave him a wedgie .",neutral
Isn ’ t he an architect now ?,neutral
"Yeah , they still wear underwear .",neutral
So the Porsche guy took his car back .,neutral
But you found the keys to his clothes ?,neutral
"No. No , I just uh , I just loved the way it feels when everybody thinks I own a Porsche .",positive
And people will think you own a Porsche because you ’ re wearing the clothes ?,positive
"Hey , Mon , I was just doing the dishes !",neutral
Hey !,positive
Oh ! It ’ s you. Hi .,positive
What about me ? ! You-you just said I could !,negative
"I ’ m not even getting married ! Okay , this is a question for science fiction writers !",neutral
I can ’ t believe you ’ re not picking me .,negative
"Hey , how can it",neutral
I ’ m not even… I ’ m not even,neutral
"Fine , y ’ know what , that ’ s it. From now on , Joey , I want you to be my best man .",negative
Yes ! Shame about you man .,positive
Hey-hey ! Stanley ! Hey-hey ! You 're leading man is here ! Let 's get to work .,positive
"Umm , slight change of plans. We 've shut down .",negative
Wh-what ? ! Why ? !,positive
"It 's a money thing , we do n't have any .",negative
You 're kidding right ?,positive
No .,neutral
What ? !,positive
"It-it 's probably just temporary. We 're hoping to get some more money soon , so if could just uh , hang out .",neutral
"Uh , hang out ? ! How long ?",negative
I do n't know .,neutral
A week ?,negative
Maybe two ?,neutral
The money will turn up !,neutral
People will always wan na invest in movies !,neutral
"Hey , you 're not rich are ya ?",neutral
No !,negative
"Eh , worth a shot. Look Joey , let me know where you 're staying , okay ?",neutral
"Hey pal , are you Joey Tribbiani ?",neutral
Yeah .,neutral
These got left for ya .,neutral
Thanks. Congratulations on your big break .,negative
"Rachel , do you have any muffins left ?",neutral
"Yeah , I forget which ones .",neutral
"Oh , you 're busy , that 's ok , I 'll get it. Anybody else want one ?",neutral
Hey .,neutral
Hey !,positive
So how was Joan ?,neutral
I broke up with her .,neutral
"Don ’ t tell me , because of the big nostril thing ?",positive
"They were huge. When she sneezed , bats flew out of them .",negative
"Come on , they were not that huge .",neutral
"I 'm tellin ' you , she leaned back ; I could see her brain .",negative
How many perfectly fine women are you gon na reject over the most superficial insignificant things ?,positive
"Hold it , hold it .",neutral
I got ta side with Chandler on this one .,neutral
"When I first moved to the city , I went out a couple of times with this girl , really hot , great kisser , but she had the biggest Adam 's apple .",negative
It made me nuts .,negative
You or me ?,neutral
"I got it. Uh , Joey , women do n't have Adam 's apples .",neutral
"You guys are messing with me , right ?",positive
Yeah .,neutral
"That was a good one. For a second there , I was like , `` whoa . ''",positive
Why do all you ’ re coffee mugs have numbers on the bottom ?,positive
"Oh. That ’ s so Monica can keep track. That way if one on them is missing , she can be like , ‘ Where ’ s number 27 ? ! ’",negative
Y'know what ?,neutral
"Come on , Lydia , you can do it .",neutral
Push !,positive
"Push 'em out , push 'em out , harder , harder .",positive
"Push 'em out , push 'em out , way out !",positive
"Let 's get that ball and really move , hey , hey , ho , ho .",positive
"Let's— I was just—yeah , right .",positive
Push !,positive
Push !,positive
Okay .,neutral
"Ross , did n't you say that there was an elevator in here ?",neutral
"Uhh , yes I did but there isn't. Okay , here we go .",negative
"Okay , go left. Left ! Left !",positive
"Okay , y'know what ? There is no more left , left !",negative
"Oh okay , lift it straight up over your head !",negative
Straight up over your head !,negative
You can do it !,positive
You can do it !,positive
Okay .,neutral
You got it ?,neutral
"Oh , okay , I get it .",neutral
"No wait , look. Look ! I 'm sorry , it 's just I 've never even",negative
Howard 's the,neutral
"Yes but too me he 's just , man .",neutral
"Okay , fine , whatever. Welcome to the building .",negative
"Ugh , can you believe that guy !",negative
Yeah. I really like his glasses .,neutral
Ohh !,positive
What ?,neutral
It kicked ! I think the baby kicked !,positive
Oh my God !,positive
"Oh no wait , oh no , the elastic on my underwear busted .",neutral
Oh my God ! I overslept ! I was supposed to be on the set a half an hour ago ! I got ta get out of here !,negative
"Oh wait , Joey , you can ’ t go like that ! You stink !",negative
"Look , I know I feel asleep before I could shower and now I don ’ t have time !",negative
"They ’ re just ten blocks away , if I run , I can make it .",neutral
You ’ re coming on to the entire room ! I ’ m Chandler .,negative
Hi .,neutral
Hi .,neutral
You mind if I,neutral
"No , please .",neutral
"So uh , what are you in for ?",neutral
I talk in my sleep .,neutral
"What a coincidence , I listen in my sleep .",neutral
So why don ’ t you give me your number ?,neutral
Previously on Friends .,neutral
I don ’ t know exactly. It ’ s-it ’ s sorta like wrestling .,neutral
Oh ? !,positive
"Yeah , but without the costumes .",neutral
Oh .,neutral
"And it ’ s not fake , it ’ s totally brutal .",neutral
"Yeah , it ’ s two guys in a ring , and the rules are : “ They ’ re",neutral
"So you can like , bite , and pull people ’ s hair and stuff ?",positive
"Yeah , anything goes , except ah , eye gouging and fish hooking .",neutral
What ’ s fish hooking ?,positive
"Huh , what ’ s fish hooking ... Thanks man , that would have been really hard to describe. What is that taste ?",neutral
"What ? My hands are totally clean , I just gave the duck a bath .",neutral
"Oh , Bob , he was nothing compared to you. I had to bite my lip to keep from screaming your name .",negative
"Well , that makes me feel so good .",positive
It was just so awkward and bumpy .,neutral
Bumpy ?,positive
"Well , maybe he had some kind of uh , new , cool style , that you 're not familiar with .",neutral
And uh maybe you have to get used to it .,neutral
"Well there really was n't much time to get used to it , you know what I mean ?",positive
Coming through ! Oh ! Coming through ! Oh ! Hello ! Hi ! No ! Right ! Coming through !,negative
"Oh well , it ’ s not so bad .",neutral
"Yeah , most of the damage is pretty mostly contained in the bedrooms .",negative
Oh !,positive
My God !,positive
"Hey buddy , do you think I can borrow your uniform this Thursday ?",neutral
Excuse me ?,positive
Joey ! He ’ s working ! You would look,negative
"Oh , how bad is it ?",negative
"Oh , it ’ s bad. It ’ s really bad. The only thing in there that isn ’ t burned is an ass. Which I do",negative
How ’ s your room Rach ?,neutral
Everything ’ s ruined. My bed. My clothes. Look at my favorite blue sweater .,negative
Isn ’ t that mine ?,neutral
Fine ! I ’ m sorry for your loss !,negative
"So uh , you ’ re not gon na be able to live here for a while , you ladies have a place to stay ?",neutral
"Wow ! Oh-okay , look pal , I am",positive
"Yes , they can stay with us .",neutral
Have you figured out what started the fire Mr. Fireman ?,neutral
There ’ s just so much pressure .,negative
"I mean no offense , but what you guys do is very different .",neutral
I don ’ t know if you ’ d understand .,neutral
"Yeah , none of us have to deal with pressure at our jobs .",neutral
"Well Phoebe , we got ta do something !",negative
I mean there ’ s no way Joey ’ s gon na make it in time .,negative
So I ’ m gon na go through the hotel and see if there ’ s any other weddings going on .,neutral
Okay. Oh but don ’ t tell them Monica ’ s pregnant because they frown on that .,neutral
Okay .,neutral
"What ’ s all this about you guys fighting ? ! Is this really over a room ? ! I mean , that is so silly !",negative
"Ross , we can handle this .",neutral
"Well , apparently not , and I can ’ t just stand by and watch two people I care about very much be hurt over something that is so silly .",negative
"I mean , enough of the silliness !",negative
"Well , why don ’ t you tell her to stop being silly !",negative
Okay-okay !,negative
"Two very good points , look I ’ ve known you both a long time , and I ’ ve never seen either of you one/millionth as happy as you ’ ve been since you ’ ve got together .",negative
Do you really want to throw that all away over a room ?,negative
That is so silly .,positive
"Now wh-what is more important , love or silliness ?",neutral
"Well , we are fond of the silliness , but we also have a soft spot for the love .",neutral
Love is the best medicine .,positive
That ’ s laughter .,positive
Why do you do it ?,neutral
I don ’ t know .,neutral
"Okay ! All right ! Now , Chandler you-you wan na live with Monica , right ?",neutral
"Yeah , I do .",neutral
"And Mon , you wan na live with Chandler , don ’ t ya ?",neutral
Yes .,neutral
Good ! A verbal contract is binding in the state of New York !,positive
Oh .,neutral
"But I don't. Me , Phoebe .",neutral
"Well , I 'm not I 'm not at all surprised they feel that way .",neutral
"You 're not ? See , that 's why you 're so great !",positive
"Actually it 's , it 's quite , y'know , typical behaviour when you have this kind of dysfunctional group dynamic .",neutral
"Y'know , this kind of co-dependant , emotionally stunted , sitting in your stupid coffee house with your stupid big cups which , I 'm sorry , might as well have nipples on them , and you 're like all 'Oh , define me !",negative
Define me !,negative
"Love me , I need love !",negative
Have you really done this before ?,positive
Yeah !,positive
Yeah !,positive
Yeah !,positive
"You just take a big , big swing .",neutral
"Now , don ’ t hold back .",neutral
Hey !,positive
Hey-hey-hey !,positive
What are you doing ?,neutral
We ’ re just celebrating that Joey got his health insurance back .,positive
"Oh , all right .",neutral
"Yeah ! Sure ! Yep ! Oh , y'know what ? If I heard a shot right now , I 'd throw my body on you .",positive
Oh yeah ? Well maybe you and I should take a walk through a bad neighborhood .,positive
Okay !,positive
Bye !,neutral
Bye !,neutral
Cut it out Ross ! I hate to have to save your life and kick your ass in the same day !,negative
"Hey , Joey , could you pass the cheese ?",neutral
"Listen uh , I ’ d prefer it if you didn ’ t call me Joey .",neutral
"Since I don ’ t know anyone here , I thought it ’ d be cool to try out a cool work nickname .",neutral
"Hey , dragon ! Here ’ s your tips from Monday and Tuesday .",neutral
There ’ s like-there ’ s like 300 bucks in this one !,positive
"Yeah , people get pretty generous around the holidays. And it never hurts to wear tight trousers .",neutral
Could the waiters gather around to hear tonight ’ s specials ?,neutral
"Okay , first there is a Chilean Sea Bass prepared with a Mango relish on a bag—Why is nobody writing these down ?",neutral
Because we can remember them .,neutral
Because your all gon na make up fake specials and make me cook them like you did the other night ?,negative
Hey. When you guys were kids and you played,neutral
I was always Joanne .,neutral
"Question. Was ah , ‘ Egg the Gellers ! ’ the war cry of your neighbourhood ?",neutral
Ewww ! Oh ! It ’ s the Mattress King !,negative
Don ’ t look honey. Change the channel ! Change the channel !,negative
"Wait ! Wait ! I wan na see this. After I divorce him , half of that kingdom is gon na be mine .",positive
What a wank !,negative
"Oh , I can not believe he ’ s using our divorce to sell mattresses .",negative
I know !,negative
"And four ninety-nine for a pillow top queen set , who cares about the divorce , those babies will sell themselves .",negative
And I ’ m appalled for you by the way .,negative
"You had to do it , didn ’ t you ? You couldn ’ t just leave it alone .",negative
Four percent. Okay. I tip more than that when there ’ s a bug in my food .,negative
"Ross , tonight was about the two of you getting along. Oh , would you just see my chiropractor , already .",negative
"Yeah , I ’ m gon na go to a doctor who went to school in a mini-mall .",negative
"Hey Pheebs , what are you doing ?",neutral
"I ’ m , I ’ m freaking out !",negative
Monica kinda trusted me with something and she shouldn ’ t have !,negative
"All right , I haven ’ t lived here in a while , so I have to ask you something .",neutral
Does Monica still turn on the lights in her bedroom ?,neutral
Um. yeah .,neutral
I am,neutral
"All right , look , here ’ s the bottom line Ross , this is fixable , if we act fast , okay .",neutral
"So , I ’ ll invite him to brunch tomorrow and you can make nice .",neutral
"Look , honey , I have tried to make nice , it doesn ’ t work .",negative
"Okay , look , Ross , I realise that my Father is difficult , but that ’ s why you have got to be the bigger man here .",neutral
"Look sweetie , I could be the bigger man , I could be the biggest man , I could be a big , huge , giant man , and it still wouldn ’ t make any difference , except that I could pick your Father up and say ‘ Like me !",negative
Like me tiny doctor ! ’,negative
"Okay , well can ’ t you just try it one more time Ross ? For me ? For me ?",negative
"Rachel one brunch is not gon na solve anything. You got ta face it , okay we ’ re never gon na get along .",negative
"Okay , well you are just gon na have too , okay .",negative
"Because I already got a Mother and a Father who can not stay in the same room together , okay , I don ’ t wan na have to have a separate room for you too !",negative
"Okay , okay , okay. I ’ ll get the bagels .",neutral
"Okay now Joey , y'know that since you 're returning all of this stuff right after the audition you 're gon na have to wear underwear ?",neutral
"All right , then you 'd better show me some of that too then .",neutral
"Okay , it 's missing something. Ooh , I know ! Umm , okay .",neutral
Really ? A purse ?,positive
It 's not a purse ! It 's a shoulder bag .,negative
It looks like a women 's purse .,neutral
"No Joey , look. Trust me , all the men are wearing them in the spring catalog. Look. See look ,",neutral
"See look ,",neutral
Exactly ! Unisex !,neutral
Maybe you need sex .,neutral
No ! No Joey ! U-N-I-sex .,positive
"Well , I ai n't gon na say no to that .",neutral
"So , um , have you told your parents ?",neutral
"No , but it 'll be OK , they 're pretty cool , my brother 's straight so. . .",neutral
Here you go .,neutral
"You know what , I just have one more question , um , if you had figured this out sooner and um , I had been around , do you think that I would have been the one who .",neutral
"no , um , I 'm sorry , do n't tell me , I do n't think either answer would make me feel better .",negative
I love you Phoebe .,positive
So your brother 's straigh huh ? Seriously .,positive
Hey !,positive
Hi .,neutral
"I just came over to drop off…nothing. So that weekend kinda sucked , huh ?",neutral
"Yeah , it did .",positive
"So , I guess this is over .",negative
What ?,neutral
"Well , y'know , you and me , it had to end sometime .",negative
"Why , exactly ?",positive
"Because of the weekend , we had a fight .",negative
Chandler that 's crazy !,positive
If you give up every time you 'd have a fight with someone you 'd never be with anyone longer than—Ohhh !,negative
"So , this is n't over ?",neutral
You are so cute !,positive
No .,positive
"No , it was a fight .",neutral
You deal with it and move on !,positive
It 's nothing to freak out about .,neutral
Really ? Okay. Great !,positive
"Ohh , welcome to an adult relationship !",positive
We 're in a relationship ?,positive
I 'm afraid so .,neutral
Okay .,neutral
Hi !,positive
So you like the short hair better .,neutral
What ? Yeti—I mean Danny ?,neutral
Can I tell you a little secret ?,neutral
Yeah !,positive
I want to keep one .,neutral
"Ohh , I 'm gon na be on the news !",positive
What ? Honey .,neutral
"Oh , I am , my side still hurts from when you crashed into me yesterday .",neutral
"Oh God , I ’ m so sorry .",negative
I know .,neutral
Ow ! !,negative
Oh God !,positive
"Hey , you guys ! Guess what ?",positive
Got a job on a river boat ?,neutral
"Y'know what I didn ’ t wear this suit for a year because you hated it. Well , guess what ? You ’ re not my girlfriend anymore so ...",negative
"Oh I see , so this suit is making a point .",neutral
"Now that you ’ re on you ’ re own , you ’ re free to look as stupid as you like .",negative
You like it right ?,neutral
Oh absolutely. I like it even more on you than I did on Colonel Sanders. Ross ! Ross ! I ’ m kidding !,neutral
"Yeah , come here !",neutral
What-what was it you were gon na tell us ?,neutral
Yeah. Oh ! Was how you invented the cotton gin ? !,neutral
"Okay , good bye !",negative
Hey I got one ! I got one !,positive
Hi !,positive
Hi .,neutral
"Oh uh , up or down ?",neutral
Oh down please. I-I hate to be a ball buster can I just do it ?,positive
Could you press up too please ?,neutral
Sure ! I feel so bad for you. I broke my leg once too .,negative
Oh yeah ? How ’ d yours happen ?,neutral
"Well , it ’ s a long story .",neutral
It ’ s kind of embarrassing .,neutral
Let ’ s just say there was a typographical error with a sex manual .,positive
How about you ?,neutral
Car accident .,negative
"Oh , let me guess some idiot on a cell phone wasn ’ t paying attention ?",neutral
"Yeah. Me. Oh hey , that ’ s me. Hey uh , I take it you ’ re just visiting someone .",neutral
"Uh-huh , yeah .",neutral
"Well umm , if you have sometime y ’ know and maybe you might want to visit someone else",neutral
Oh yeah ! I-I would like that .,positive
Wait ! What ? ! No ! ! Elevator ! ! No !,negative
"Uh , you got ta press the button .",neutral
"Oh we did , and you still have all your lamps .",neutral
"Oh , I did n't factor in the room tax .",positive
"Oh dude , do n't worry about it , I found an unattended maid 's car. We 're way ahead of the game .",neutral
Oh my god .,positive
What ?,positive
There 's something new in the bowl .,positive
"Look , we have enough , just walk away .",negative
"No , but I want ... I want the pinecones !",positive
There 's a forest right outside .,neutral
It 's not the same .,neutral
"Ok , go quick !",negative
Thank you for a delightful stay .,positive
"Oh , my maple candy !",positive
"Oh my God , what happened ?",positive
"Oh. God , crazy Chandler. He spun me ... off ... the ... bed !",positive
Wow ! Spinning that sounds like fun .,positive
"Oh , I wish. No , you know he was just trying Ross 's Hug and Roll thing .",positive
Ross 's what ?,positive
"You know what , where he hugs you and kinda rolls you away and ... Oh ... my .... God .",negative
"Whoops. Oh , hey , do you need help with that ?",neutral
"Yes ! ! Yes ! Yes ! Yes ! ! That ’ s my Dad , that ’ s Frank ! Yeah ! I ’ m sorry I ’ m getting all flingy .",positive
"Take it easy -- if you want , there ’ s cookies on the counter , or , or -- sangria ! I can make sangria !",positive
"No-no , sorry. Cookies are good , thanks .",neutral
Oh .,neutral
"Well , so , umm , anyway umm , I ’ ve been , I ’ ve been looking for my Father , and umm , have you heard from him , or seen him ?",neutral
"Oh no , I-I ’ m sorry , I guess we lost track of everybody after high school .",negative
"Oh , okay. Well , so tell me everything about my parents. Everything .",neutral
"Ohh , well. Y'know we were always together , in fact the had a nickname for the three of us .",neutral
"Oh , what ? What was it ?",positive
The three losers .,negative
"Oh , poor Lily .",negative
"Ohh , y'know I-I heard about what happened , that must have been just terrible for you , losing your mother that way .",negative
"Yeah , no , it was great .",positive
"Well , alright , we already tried feeding her , changing her , burping her , oh try this one !",negative
Go back in time and listen to Phoebe !,negative
"Alright here ’ s something , it says to try holding the baby close to your body and then swing her rapidly from side to side .",neutral
Ok .,neutral
It worked !,positive
Oh oh no just stopped to throw up a little bit .,negative
"Oh come on , what am I gon na do , its been hours and it won ’ t stop crying .",negative
"Umm , she Rach , not it , she .",neutral
"Yeah , I ’ m not so sure .",neutral
"Oh my god , I am losing my mind .",negative
"Yeah , no kidding , this just proves no good can come from having sex with Ross !",negative
"Well , you ’ re not .",neutral
"Oh , it ’ s so easy for you I mean , you ’ re not married , you get to have sex with who ever you want !",negative
"Yeah I can ! And don ’ t think I don ’ t , because I do ! I mean all the time , you betcha !",positive
"Monica. You ’ ve , you ’ ve done it right ?",positive
"Of course I have ! What do you think , I ’ m some 30 year old virgin ?",negative
Oh my God ! You ’ re a 30 year old virgin !,positive
"Say it louder , I don ’ t think the guy all the way in the back heard you !",negative
"It ’ s not like , I haven ’ t any opportunities .",negative
"I mean , y ’ know , I ’ m just waiting for the perfect guy .",neutral
"I ’ m seeing this guy Roger , all right ?",neutral
"He ’ s not perfect , but umm , I think maybe I should just get it over with .",neutral
"Y ’ know , give him my flower .",neutral
"Oh my God ! ! Do it ! ! Honey , you ’ ve waited",positive
Y ’ know what ? You are right ? !,positive
I mean sex does not have to be a big deal !,negative
There shouldn ’ t be all this rules and restrictions !,negative
"Y ’ know , people should be able to sleep with who ever they want , whenever",neutral
Rachel ! I ’ m never gon na think it ’ s okay for you to cheat on your husband !,negative
Oh what do you know ? Virgin !,negative
"Push , push !",neutral
We 're here !,positive
Where have you been ?,neutral
"Long story , honey .",neutral
"All right , Carol , I need you to keep pushing. I need— Excuse me , could I have this ?",neutral
C'mon up .,neutral
Behind my brother 's back ? ... is exactly the kind of crazy thing you wo n't be hearing from me .,negative
"So , I hear , you hate me !",negative
"I , ah , I never said hate , I was very careful about that .",neutral
A little birdie told me something about you wanting to rip your arm off and throw it at me .,negative
And you got a 'hate ' from that ? ! Your taking a big leap there ...,negative
"All right , fine , fine , fine , fine , fine , we 've got to do something about our little situation here Joey .",negative
"So , this is my idea : you and me spending some quality time together .",neutral
But what does that gon na do ...,negative
For Chandler !,negative
"Guess what , I got an audition !",positive
"Awww , one of my students got an audition. I ’ m so proud .",positive
I was wondering if you would consider coaching me for it ?,neutral
You bet ! What ’ s the part ?,positive
"Oh it ’ s great , it ’ s a role on",positive
"Hi ! Hi ! Hi. Has umm , anyone seen Chandler ?",neutral
I thought he was with you .,neutral
"He-he was with me umm , we ’ re playing a little game , y ’ know ? Hide and seek .",neutral
"You can ’ t ask us son , that ’ s cheating .",neutral
"You ’ re right , thanks for keeping me honest dad .",neutral
"Well , he better not come by here. He can ’ t see the bride in the wedding dress .",neutral
"As I recall when we got married , I saw the groom in the wedding dress .",positive
"But that was after the wedding , it ’ s not bad luck then .",neutral
"Honey , it isn ’ t good luck .",neutral
Oh my God ! Monica !,positive
"I know ! Hey , how ’ s Chandler doin ’ ?",neutral
Great. He ’ s doing great. Don ’ t you worry about Chandler .,neutral
Yeah baby !,positive
"I ’ m really glad you guys are okay but , I just keep thinking what would happen if-if you two actually had hooked up .",neutral
"So , we did okay at the strip club , right ?",neutral
"Oh yeah , that was great. Thanks to you , the hottest cocktail waitress there is quitting to teach the third grade !",negative
I can ’ t believe it ! He still hasn ’ t called .,negative
"Who , Josh ?",positive
It ’ s Joshua .,negative
"What , he doesn ’ t like Josh ?",positive
"No , I don ’ t .",negative
"All right , well I ’ m gon na put my sweats back on .",neutral
Oh no !,positive
Wait !,positive
"Okay , y ’ know what , you were right , you were right .",negative
"We really weren ’ t great at being guys , but you know why ?",negative
Because we ’ re girls .,neutral
"Thank you , thanks .",positive
"Yeah , I lost it .",negative
"Y ’ know , I ’ m not gon na play anymore , would you , can you finish my set ?",neutral
"After that ? Yeah ! No , I mean if I can help .",positive
"Yeah , like I could",neutral
What ?,positive
I played bad on purpose guys .,positive
"Okay , so you were trying to play bad this whole time .",positive
"Yeah—no , just that last song .",neutral
"Oh , I was thinking about having people over for the game .",neutral
"Oh yeah , who ’ s playing ?",neutral
The players .,neutral
Somebody seems to be missing being the hostess .,neutral
"Please , it ’ s a relief is what it is , is what it is .",neutral
"All right Pheebs , stick out your plate !",neutral
Oh .,neutral
Whose is it ?,neutral
I don ’ t want to say .,neutral
"Oh , come on ! I don ’ t care ! Come on ! Whose is it ?",positive
Diane Keaton .,neutral
Phoebe ! Come on ! Let ’ s go ! Come on ! Why aren ’ t you dressed yet ? !,negative
"I ’ m sorry , but I just wrote the best dance song for your wedding. Check this out .",neutral
"No , Phoebe , I ’ ll tell you what , if you get ready now I ’ ll let you play it at the wedding .",neutral
Really ? !,positive
Oh that ’ s so exciting !,positive
Thanks Mon !,positive
"Oh but Mon , if you touch my guitar again I ’ ll have to pound on you for a little bit .",negative
"Fair enough , now go get ready !",neutral
"I ’ ll get everybody else , finally we can start celebrating my— I ’ m sorry , uh apparently I ’ ve opened the door to the past .",neutral
"My best shoes , so good to me .",positive
I wear them everyday .,positive
"Down at the heel , holes in the toes .",positive
Don ’ t care what people say .,positive
"My feet ’ s best friends , pals to the end .",positive
With them I ’ m one hot chicky .,positive
"Though late one night , not much light , I ....",neutral
I stepped in something icky .,positive
"Sticky shoes , sticky shoes , always make me smile. Sticky shoes , sticky shoes , next time I ’ ll .... avoid the ..... pillleeeee .",positive
"God , it ’ s gon na so weird like when I come home and you ’ re not here .",negative
No more Joey and Chan ’ s .,negative
No more J and C ’ s .,negative
`` You wan na go over to Joey and Chandler ’ s ? '',neutral
"`` Can ’ t , its not there . ''",neutral
"Look , I ’ m just gon na be across the hall , we can still do all the same stuff .",neutral
Yeah but we won ’ t be able to like get up in the middle of the night and have those long talks about our feelings and the future .,negative
Not once did we do that .,neutral
Hi .,neutral
Hey !,neutral
Hi .,neutral
"So I , I told Rachel it was just gon na be the two of us .",neutral
"Oh yeah ? Well , how ’ d she take it ?",neutral
"Really well. Yeah. Surprisingly well. Yeah , she didn ’ t cry. She wasn ’ t angry or sad .",neutral
"Okay , if you need the vacuum , it ’ s in my closet on the left-hand side. Ah , the garbage bags are next to the refrigerator",neutral
"Okay , okay , but Rachel ’ s gon na be here too , can ’ t I just ask her this stuff ?",neutral
"Yeah , okay , give that a try !",neutral
All right ! Let ’ s do it !,positive
Woo-hoo ! !,positive
"Yeah , cheerie-o !",positive
London baby !,positive
Hi !,positive
Hi !,positive
Monica ? What time is it ?,neutral
"Uhh , 9 .",neutral
But it 's dark out .,neutral
"Well that 's because you always sleep to noon , silly ! This is what 9 looks like .",neutral
I guess I 'll get washed up then. Watch that sunrise .,neutral
I 'm,neutral
"I know , me too .",neutral
Hey !,positive
Y'know what if we went away for a whole weekend ?,neutral
Y'know we 'd have no interruptions and we could be naked the entire time .,positive
All weekend ? That 's a whole lotta naked .,positive
"Yeah , I can say that I have a conference and you can say you have a chef thing .",neutral
"Ohh , I 've always wanted to go to this culinary fair that they have in Jersey !",positive
"Okay , y'know your not though. Let 's go .",neutral
Wait ! What about Joey ?,neutral
"Oh umm , there ’ s also a book here by a woman named Wendy Bagina. What is that ?",neutral
Sounds like two people are really enjoying the Dewey decimal system .,neutral
I ’ m so sorry !,negative
You didn ’ t bring,neutral
Hey !,positive
Hi !,positive
"Oh you know uh Kash , really liked you the other day. He said he thought you were charming .",neutral
Okay I-I just have to stop by my place first .,neutral
"To tape the game ? You do this every time Ross , you ’ re",negative
"No-no , I-I have to see if this apartment became available .",neutral
"Oh , you ’ re switching apartments ?",positive
"It ’ s not for me , it ’ s for Rachel .",neutral
But Rachel has an apartment .,neutral
"Yeah , but when the baby comes she ’ s gon na want to move .",neutral
She is ?,positive
"Yeah , you didn ’ t expect her to live there with a baby did you ?",positive
I guess I didn ’ t really think about it .,neutral
Ezel ! Hey Gunther ! You ’ re an ezel !,negative
Damnit !,negative
Look what I got ! Look what I got ! Look what I got ! Can you believe they make these for little people ?,positive
Little village people .,neutral
"Okay , look at this one. This is my favourite .",positive
"Oh , that is so sweet !",positive
I know ! Phoebe is gon na love dressing them in these !,positive
"Huh. Except , Phoebe ’ s not gon na be the one that gets to dress them .",neutral
Because she ’ s not gon na get to keep the babies .,negative
Oh my God ! We are throwing the most depressing baby shower ever !,negative
Wait a minute !,positive
"Unless , we give her all gifts she can use after she ’ s done being pregnant .",positive
"Like-like umm , regular coffee , Tequila .",neutral
"Oh , and somebody can get those leather pants she ’ s always wanted !",positive
"Oh , she ’ s gon na love that !",positive
Okay you two are asking the court for an annulment ?,neutral
"Yes your honor , and here are , are forms , all filled out .",neutral
So based on your petition you are seeking an annulment on the grounds that Mr. Geller is mentally unstable .,neutral
"Fine , I ’ m mentally unstable .",negative
And based on the fact that Mr. Geller is intravenous drug user .,neutral
What ? !,positive
"Uh yes , heroin and crack .",neutral
Crack isn ’ t even an intravenous drug !,negative
"Well , you would know .",neutral
Now it also says here that you lied about your sexual preference before marriage ?,neutral
"Oh , come on !",negative
"Ross , please , I found the magazines !",negative
Phoebe just because I 'm alone doesn ’ t mean I wan na walk around naked .,neutral
"I mean , you live alone , you do n't walk around naked .",neutral
Uh-huh ! Why do you think it takes me so long to answer the door ?,positive
"I know , I lied ! I didn ’ t want her to think I was a terrible mother ! I can ’ t even see my own baby !",negative
"Oh sure , come here ! Sure you can ! Uh , look come here look , it ’ s-it ’ s-it ’ s , it ’ s right there .",neutral
"Oh. Oh , it ’ s beautiful. I see it now .",positive
Do you really ?,neutral
"No , I don ’ t see it !",negative
"Come on ! Come on ! Here , okay-okay , you see this ? This tiny thing that looks like a peanut ?",positive
Yeah .,neutral
Sweetie that ’ s it .,positive
"That ’ s it ? Well I saw that ! Ohh-ohh-oh , thank you .",positive
You ’ re welcome .,neutral
Wow ! I can ’ t believe that ’ s our baby .,positive
"Yeah , that ’ s our baby .",positive
Gin .,neutral
"We were playing Gin ? Y'know if we were a couple , we could play this game naked .",positive
Will you stop !,positive
Okay. All right .,neutral
"Okay , all right , I think you ’ re great , I think you ’ re sweet , and you ’ re smart , and I love you .",positive
But you will always be the guy who peed on me .,negative
Hey !,positive
Hey !,positive
Let me tell you about this chick I scored with last night ! Oh no wait a minute that was you !,positive
"Hey , check me out , I ’ m a slut !",positive
"So you uh , want to do something tonight ?",neutral
Oh I can ’ t. Dr. Roger is coming over again .,neutral
Oh .,neutral
Oh right !,positive
Right !,positive
"Because you ’ re still seeing him and uh , he ’ s a good guy .",negative
"I mean , I remember a time when",negative
Are you okay ?,neutral
"Yeah ! Totally ! Totally , and you ?",positive
"Great ! It ’ s so amazing ! I mean , last time Dr. Roger came over , I was",positive
I bet he can .,neutral
"Y ’ know , I don ’ t have an appointment , but I sure could use a physical. Are you sure you ’ re okay ?",neutral
"Oh yeah ! Yeah ! Don ’ t worry about me , I ’ ll be fine !",negative
You got the clothes clean. Now that 's the important part .,neutral
"Oh , I guess. Except everything looks like jammies now .",neutral
"Whoa , I 'm sorry. Excuse me. We had this cart .",negative
"Yeah , but what if it 's not ? What if there is a reason why we ca n't have a baby ?",negative
"Oh , Chandler , look. You and Monica are meant to have children. I am sure it 's gon na be just fine .",neutral
"oh , oh , yeah , ok , thanks .",positive
I ca n't believe I did n't even think of that .,positive
I guess I was just so worried about having to ... come here and do ... 'that ' ...,negative
"What , you can do it in the parking lot of a Taco Bell , but you ca n't do it at a doctor 's office ?",negative
It was a `` Wendy 's ! ! ``,negative
"... and then Zana , just let one rip ! !",positive
"Look , not that I enjoy talking about people who I went to high school with , ‘ cause I do , but umm , maybe we could talk about something else ?",negative
"Like you , I don ’ t even know where you work ?",positive
Yeah .,neutral
"Yeah. Well , I think our second fight is going to be a",negative
Hey .,neutral
Hey !,neutral
"So , you stole my joke , and you stole my money .",negative
"Well , I was going to stick it in the ATM , but now I think I ’ ll show the sexy teller that I am a published writer .",neutral
"Well , she is going to know that you stole the joke .",negative
"Oh , what are you going to do , follow me down there ?",negative
Yeah !,negative
"Well , I ’ m not going to go now anyway .",neutral
Okay .,neutral
Here you go .,neutral
"Ah , Gunther , I can ’ t pay for this right now because I ’ m not working , so I ’ ve had to cut down on some luxuries like uh , payin ’ for stuff .",neutral
"Well , if you want , you can work here .",neutral
"Uh , I don ’ t know .",neutral
"Ya see , it ’ s just , see I was a regular on a soap opera y ’ know ?",neutral
"And to go from that to this , I just… Plus , I ’ d have to wait on all my friends .",negative
"Okay , but the money ’ s good , plus you get to stare at Rachel as much as you want .",neutral
What ? !,positive
Flexible hours .,neutral
Maybe I could be a waiter. Could I use the phone ?,neutral
I have no name .,neutral
"All right , so , what are we supposed to call you ?",neutral
"Okay uh , for now , temporarily , you can call me , Clint .",neutral
No way are you cool enough to pull of Clint .,negative
"Okay , so what name am I cool enough to pull off ?",positive
"Umm , Gene .",neutral
It ’ s Clint. It ’ s Clint !,negative
"See you later , Gene .",neutral
"Bye , Gene .",neutral
It ’ s Clint !,negative
What ’ s up with Gene ?,positive
Welcome to Las Vegas .,neutral
Thank you ! Enjoy your flight ?,positive
"Yes , I did. Thank you very much , it was excellent .",positive
Hope you had a nice flight .,neutral
"Ohh , it was the best !",positive
"Oh , Larry .",neutral
"Umm , do health inspectors work on commission ?",neutral
"No , bribes .",neutral
It 's okay to laugh right ?,positive
Come on Joey ! ! !,negative
"Rach , I told you everything I knew last night !",negative
"Look , it 's not that big of a deal , so Monica and Chandler are doing it .",neutral
I ca n't believe you would say that !,negative
Sorry. Monica and Chandler are making love .,neutral
No ! I mean come on ! This is a,negative
I do n't know .,neutral
Is he romantic with her ?,positive
I do n't know .,neutral
Are they in love ?,positive
I do n't know .,neutral
You do n't know anything .,negative
"Ohh , I know one thing !",positive
What ?,positive
They did it right there on the couch .,neutral
"Excuse me , look , we 've been here for over an hour , and a lot of people less sick than my friend have gone in .",negative
"I mean , that guy with the toe thing ?",negative
Who 's he sleeping with ?,neutral
"Oh , c'mon Dora , do n't be mad ...",neutral
"I know we both said some things we did n't mean , but that does n't mean we still do n't love each other .",neutral
"Y'know , I feel like I 've lost her .. Ba- !",positive
"So you see , Molly , what people do n't understand is that acting is a discipline. It takes a lot of hard work .",neutral
So where did you study ?,neutral
"Oh , I did n't go to college .",neutral
"No , where did you study acting ?",neutral
Molly ... people do n't study acting ...,neutral
"Molly , ah , do you mind giving us just a minute ?",neutral
"Sure , I 'll go check on Emma .",neutral
Thanx .,neutral
Will the stable boy never get the princess ? ?,negative
"What do you think you 're gon na do , have sex with her right here on my couch ?",negative
No ... the leather sticks to my ass .,negative
"You know , this is n't fair .",negative
What makes you think that I 'm just gon na sleep with her and then blow her off ?,negative
Huh ?,negative
"Ca n't you guys open your minds to the possibility that I actally like her , and might want something real ?",negative
"Look , the truth is , I have n't felt this way about anyone since Rachel , ok ?",negative
I did n't think I could ever love again .,negative
Come on ! Joe !,positive
"Hi , is Molly here ?",neutral
"Yeah , come on in. Molly ?",neutral
"Hey ! Guys , this is Tabatha . I 'll see you tomorrow .",neutral
"Ok ... Well , uh , Joey , I guess we have no problem .",neutral
"It 's like my favorite fairy tale come true ! The princess , the stable boy and the lesbian !",positive
"And what ’ s cool is , the character is from Naples , right ?",positive
Yeah .,neutral
My whole family ’ s from Naples !,positive
"Oh that ’ s great ! Okay , well I ’ ve heard everything I need to hear. I just need to uh , Leslie",positive
"Joey , this is the awkward part .",positive
Oh !,positive
Hey right !,positive
Not a problem .,neutral
I totally understand .,neutral
You need to y ’ know make sure I don ’ t have any horrible scars or tattoos .,neutral
Don ’ t you worry. I have nothing to hide .,neutral
"So there you go , that ’ s me .",neutral
One hundred percent natural !,positive
"I tell ya , that has never happened before .",negative
This room ’ s available .,neutral
Okay !,positive
Okay wait !,negative
You listen to me !,negative
You listen to me !,negative
"Since I have been waiting four women , that ’ s four , one higher than the number of centimeters that I am dilated , have come and gone with their babies !",negative
I ’ m next !,negative
It ’ s my turn !,negative
It ’ s only fair !,negative
And if you bring in one woman and she has her baby before me I ’ m going to sue you !,negative
"Not this hospital , I ’ m going to sue you !",negative
And my husband he ’ s a lawyer !,negative
Uh Rach,neutral
Go get back on that case honey !,negative
I don ’ t think the next patient is very far along .,neutral
"Okay , well then bring her in .",neutral
OH….MY….GAWD ! ! !,positive
"Ross-Ross-Ross-Ross ! Stay away from that guy , and that guy . And that one—Dude ! They ’ re all huge !",negative
They don ’ t look any bigger than me !,neutral
"Well , maybe that ’ s because you ’ re closer to you. So you look bigger to you from where you are .",negative
I ’ m just going to say hi to the lads. All right ?,neutral
All right .,neutral
Okay .,neutral
Hi .,neutral
Whoa ! I kinda liked it .,positive
"Okay , I know what I have to do. I ’ ve got to go Red Ross. Y ’ know , Red Ross !",negative
I totally don ’ t know what you ’ re talking about .,neutral
Come on ! The time we were all waiting in line for,negative
Y'know you guys were a lot more supportive when I wanted to make denim furniture .,positive
"No , Pheebs , listen , if you decide to do this , we ’ ll be supportive like crazy .",neutral
We just want you to think it through .,neutral
"Yeah , honey , maybe you can talk to somebody who ’ s had a baby. Like your mom ?",neutral
My mom never gave birth. Oh ! But my birth mom did .,neutral
"Umm , thank you for meeting with me .",neutral
Thank you. All right .,neutral
"Come , sit .",neutral
Sit .,neutral
Sit !,negative
"Umm , all righty , before we get started I just—I need you to state for the official record that you are in fact Frank Buffay .",neutral
Lucky sixes ....,neutral
"Everybody , this is Paolo. Paolo , I want you to meet my friends. This is Monica .",neutral
Hi !,neutral
And Joey ....,neutral
Hi !,neutral
And Ross .,neutral
Hi !,neutral
He does n't speak much English .,neutral
Look at that !,positive
"So , um ... where did Paolo come from ?",neutral
"Oh ... Italy , I think .",neutral
"No , I mean tonight , in the building. Suddenly. Into our lives .",neutral
"Well , the cat ... the cat turned out to be Paolo 's cat !",neutral
"That , that is funny ... .... and Rachel keeps touching him .",neutral
Alright. I looked all over the building and I could n't find the kitty anywhere .,neutral
"Oh , I found him. He was Paolo 's cat .",neutral
Ah ! Well ! There you go ! Last to know again ! And I 'm guessing ... since nobody told me ... this is Paolo .,positive
"Ah , Paolo , this is Phoebe .",neutral
You betcha !,positive
"Okay , where in the hell did you get that ? !",positive
"When Mom and Dad drove you to the hospital to get your nose fixed , I swam into the lake and fished it out .",neutral
That cup is mine !,negative
"No it ’ s not ! You want it , you ’ re gon na have to win it !",negative
"All right , so are we not having dinner at all ?",negative
Why ?,negative
Because I do n't work at the Szechwan Dragon .,neutral
"You really , really need to get some sleep , honey .",neutral
I know I do .,neutral
Hi .,neutral
Hi .,neutral
Guess what ?,neutral
They published my paper .,positive
"Oh , really , let me see , let me see .",positive
"Rach , look ! Oh , hi ! Where is my strong Ross Skywalker to come rescue me. There he is .",positive
"You know what this is , this is us getting ready for the prom .",neutral
Oh .,neutral
What ? ! You got us evicted ! !,negative
I told you not to go down there !,negative
Well he made Rachel cry !,negative
Rachel always cries !,negative
That ’ s not true !,negative
"Now Joey , you go down there and you suck up to him. I mean you suck like you ’ ve never sucked before !",neutral
"All right ! I ’ ll try ! But if I can ’ t , you can stay with Chandler and I until you get settled .",neutral
Go ! !,negative
"All right , all right , all right .",neutral
"I mean I ’ ll have to check with him first , but I ’ ll think he ’ ll be cool with it .",neutral
"So , he ’ s just a nice guy. You really think this Mark doesn ’ t want anything in exchange for helping him ?",positive
"Well , I assume I ’ ll have to take showers with him , but y'know , that ’ s true of any job .",neutral
How ya feelin ’ ?,neutral
"Well , my apartment isn ’ t there anymore , because I drank it .",neutral
Where ’ d you get too ? We lost you after you opened up all the presents .,neutral
Yeah .,neutral
"Yeah , I ended up in the storage room , and not alone .",neutral
Woooo hoooo ! ! !,positive
"Ow , no ‘ woo-hooing , ’ no ‘ woo-hooing . ’",negative
"Why , what happened ?",positive
"Ah , I fooled around with Joey ’ s sister. Well , that ’ s not the worst part .",negative
What is the worse part ?,neutral
I can ’ t remember which sister .,negative
You see what men do ! Don ’ t tell me men are not nice ! This is men ! !,negative
What ’ s wrong with you ?,negative
Nothing !,negative
"Well , I-I got this blinding pain in my stomach when I was lifting weights before , then I uh passed out and uh , haven ’ t been able to stand up since .",negative
"But um , I don ’ t think it ’ s anything serious .",neutral
This sounds like a hernia. You have to—you-you—Go to the doctor !,positive
No way !,negative
"‘ Kay look , if I have to go to the doctor for anything it ’ s gon na be for this thing sticking out of my stomach !",negative
Why did I have to start working out again ?,negative
Damn you 15s !,negative
It ’ s a trifle .,neutral
It ’ s got all of these layers .,neutral
"First there ’ s a layer of ladyfingers , then a layer of jam , then custard , which I made from scratch .",neutral
"[ Joey and Ross make impressed faces ] Then raspberries , more ladyfingers , then beef sautéed with peas and onions , [ Joey and Ross look like something ’ s wrong . ]",neutral
"then a little more custard , and then bananas , and then I just put some whipped cream on top !",neutral
It tastes like feet !,negative
I like it .,positive
Are you kidding ?,positive
Does anyone else think David Copperfield is cute ?,neutral
"No , but he told me , he thinks your a fox .",neutral
"Welcome everybody , welcome to Amazing Discoveries !",positive
"Oh , oh ! It 's on again !",positive
"You guys , can we please not watch this all right .",negative
Shhhh !,negative
"Folks , has this ever happened to you .",neutral
"You go to the refrigerator to get a nice glass of milk , and these darn cartons are so flingin'-flangin ' hard to open .",neutral
"Oh , you said it Mike. Aw ! There 's got to be a better way !",negative
And there is Kevin .,neutral
Can we please turn this off ?,negative
"Noo way , Kevin .",positive
There is a revolutionary new product that guarantees that you 'll never have to open up milk cartons again. Meet the Milk Master 2000 .,neutral
Are you intrigued ?,positive
You 're flingin'-flangin ' right I am !,positive
"Keep in mind , he 's never used this product before , you 're gon na see how easy this is to do .",neutral
Go ahead .,neutral
This works with any milk carton .,neutral
"Wow , it is easy. Now , I can have milk everyday .",positive
"Well , you might want to tell him it sounds like his wife is gay .",neutral
She is not… She ’ s gay. Oh my God. She is,negative
Good day for married people huh ?,positive
I ’ m sorry your husband cheated on you .,negative
I ’ m sorry your wife is gay. I guess women aren ’ t that great either .,negative
Try telling my wife that .,negative
"Hey Ross , will you pass me that knife ?",neutral
I ca n't wait to be with you !,positive
I 'll sneak over as soon as Ross picks up Ben .,neutral
I 'll just tell Rachel I 'm gon na be doing laundry for a couple of hours .,neutral
Laundry. Huh. Is that my new nickname ?,positive
"Awww , y'know what your nickname is , Mr. Big",positive
Arghh ! !,negative
I can ’ t believe I ’ m going to lose this job !,negative
Oh I ’ m so sorry man ! Is there anything I can do ?,negative
Yeah ! Help me get this mini-fridge past the security guard .,neutral
"Hey Joey , I want to talk to you .",neutral
Yeah ?,neutral
"Oh , Chandler , Wayne .",neutral
"Wayne , Chandler .",neutral
"Hi , how are ya ?",neutral
"Joey , Joey , I-I-I ’ ll g-get you your job back if you help me out .",neutral
Why should I help you ? !,negative
The reason he just said .,neutral
What do you need ?,neutral
"I-I-I saw you on stage talking to that beautiful woman , y ’ know Sarah ?",neutral
What ?,positive
And I too am just a love machine .,neutral
"Ross , let me show you where the guest room is .",neutral
"Oh , I thought this was your party and it turns out it ’ s a party for Howard. He 's just the sweetest little man !",positive
"See ya Phoebe ! Oh and hey , thanks for chipping in !",positive
You chipped in ? !,positive
"Yeah , uh-huh , a 100 dollars .",neutral
Phoebe ! I ca n't believe you gave them money ! I thought you agreed it was totally unreasonable that they asked me for that money !,positive
"Yeah , but they did n't ask me !",negative
Y'know ?,neutral
"This way I 'm just y'know , the exotic , generous stranger .",positive
That 's always fun to be .,positive
"Yeah , but you 're making me look bad !",negative
No I 'm not .,neutral
No !,positive
If anything I 'm making you look better !,positive
They 'll see you talking to me and that 's -- I 'm a hit !,positive
"Oh hey , Pheebs !",positive
Hey !,positive
"Oh hey , Ross .",neutral
"Umm , see , I was thinking maybe you two could switch apartments because Phoebe 's more our kind of people .",negative
Something to think about .,neutral
"Yeah , okay , my bad .",positive
Here. I need to borrow some moisturizer .,neutral
For what ?,neutral
Whaddya think ? Today 's the big day !,positive
"Oh my God. Okay , go into the bathroom , use whatever you want , just do n't ever tell me what you did in there .",negative
Thank you !,positive
Where 's Joey ? His mom 's on the phone .,neutral
He 's in the bathroom. I do n't think you wan na go in there !,negative
"C'mon , we 're roommates ! My eyes ! ! My eyes ! !",negative
I warned you ...,neutral
Who is being loud ?,negative
"Oh , that would be Monica .",neutral
"Hey , listen , I wan na borrow a coupla things , Aurora spent the night , I really wan na make her breakfast .",neutral
"Oh , you got the whole night , huh ?",positive
"Yeah , well , I only have twenty minutes until Ethan , so , y'know ..",neutral
"Ooh , do I sense a little bit of resentment ?",positive
"No , no resentment , believe me , it 's worth it .",neutral
'Kay ?,neutral
Y'know in a relationship you have these key moments that you know you 'll remember for the rest of your life ?,neutral
"Well , every- single- second is like that with Aurora .. and I 've just wasted about thirty-five of them talking to you people , so , uh .. Monica , can you help me with the door ?",neutral
"Oh , um , Chandler ?",neutral
"Y'know , the-the old Monica would-would remind you to scrub that Teflon pan with a plastic brush ... But I 'm not gon na do that .",neutral
"Hey Monica , it 's Joey !",positive
"Hey Joey ! Aww , you remembered even though you 're a big star !",positive
"Aw , come on ! It 'll be years before I forget you !",neutral
"Joey , what 's it like on a movie set , huh ?",neutral
Do you have a dressing room ?,neutral
Do you have a chair with your name on it ?,neutral
"Uh , well yeah-yeah , I 've got all of that going on .",neutral
"Yeah , listen uh , I want you to make sure you tell Chandler that he could n't have been more wrong !",neutral
Uh-oh !,negative
"I got ta go Monica , my uh , my sushi 's here !",neutral
Sorry about that. Thanks for waitin ' .,neutral
"Everybody smile ! Okay , thanks a lot ! Enjoy your stay at",positive
"Wow , this is so cool , you guys. The entire city is blacked out !",positive
"Mom says it 's all of Manhattan , parts of Brooklyn and Queens , and they have no idea when it 's coming back on .",negative
"Wow , you guys , this is big .",positive
Pants and a sweater ?,negative
"Why , mom ?",negative
Who am I gon na meet in a blackout ?,negative
Power company guys ?,negative
Eligible looters ?,negative
Could we talk about this later ?,negative
OK .,neutral
Can I borrow the phone ? I want to call my apartment and check on my grandma. What 's my number ?,neutral
"Well , I never call",neutral
What ‘ cha doing ?,neutral
Having a swim .,neutral
What about the chick ?,neutral
Chicks don ’ t swim .,neutral
Are you sure ?,neutral
I don ’ t know. Should we try it ?,neutral
Sure .,neutral
"See , I told you they don ’ t swim .",neutral
Wait. Give him a minute .,neutral
"Noo ! Oh , it ’ s okay , it ’ s okay , baby , baby , baby .",negative
"Me taking care of you is no problem , huh ?",neutral
You guys feel safe .,neutral
Right ?,neutral
"Okay , I ’ m gon na take that spit bubble as , `` Yeah , I do ! ''",neutral
"Okay , after I get rid of this dirty diaper Leslie , I ’ ll set you up with a clean one .",neutral
"Okay , I ’ m sorry .",negative
I didn ’ t mean to scare you .,negative
I just have to clean that up .,neutral
Okay ?,neutral
"‘ Cause let ’ s face it , we ’ re at Monica ’ s .",neutral
I broke it .,negative
All right .,neutral
"Well , that ’ s just the way that goes .",neutral
"Okay , good .",neutral
Why are there only two of you ?,negative
Where is Leslie ?,negative
"Well , you can ’ t answer .",neutral
Leslie ?,neutral
Where are you Leslie ?,negative
"Leslie , now would be a",negative
Hey !,positive
Hey .,neutral
"Hey , why are you mopping your ceiling ?",negative
"Oh , there ’ s banana on it .",neutral
You said she was bald .,negative
"Yeah , she was bald , she ’ s not now .",neutral
How could you not tell me that she has hair ?,positive
"I don ’ t know , I hardly ever say that about people .",neutral
"Ohh , well , this is just perfect !",negative
"Well I ’ m sorry , I thought you said it was okay .",negative
"Yeah , I said what was okay when I thought she was some weird bald chick. I mean , y'know , that girl has hair got",negative
"Well , maybe it won ’ t work out. Maybe Ross won ’ t like her personality .",negative
"Why , does she have a bad personality ?",neutral
"Oh no , Bonnie ’ s the best !",positive
Hey !,positive
Hey .,neutral
"Do you have a minute ? I ’ d like to talk to you about something I ’ m , I ’ m really uncomfortable talking about .",negative
"Sure. What ? About uh , you showering with your mom ?",positive
"I actually had a topic in mind ! I ’ m , I ’ m kinda going through a dry spell , sex wise .",negative
"Whoa , for like months ?",positive
"Excellent ! Excellent ! And uh , finally , are you into any weird stuff y ’ know , sexually ?",positive
No !,positive
"Oooh , wrong answer .",neutral
"Ow ! My ass. Okay. Okay. Oh , shhh !",negative
No ! No ! ! It ’ s me ! It ’ s me ! I-I didn ’ t want to make any noise !,negative
Then do n't break in ! !,negative
"Oh yeah , Smokey Joe here got half way to the highway and collapsed .",negative
I have the lung capacity of a two year old .,neutral
Then why are you smoking ?,negative
Well it ’ s very unsettling .,negative
"Honey , I was wondering ....",neutral
Hmm ?,neutral
"Do you still have that , um , Navy uniform ?",positive
"Nooo , I had to return it to the costume place .",negative
Hmm .,neutral
I think I have an old band uniform from high school .,positive
"You remember not having sex in high school , right ?",negative
Yeah .,negative
"Well honey , what about you ?",neutral
What ?,neutral
"I mean do you have any fun , you know , fantasy type things ?",neutral
No .,neutral
Come on you got ta have one !,positive
Ugh !,negative
"I mean if you buy a bed from Janice ’ s ex-husband , that ’ s like betraying Chandler .",negative
Not at these prices .,negative
Hi. Y'know in England this car would be on the other side of the store. Woo !,positive
"Oh ! Ohhhhh ! Oh ! Phoebe , come here. Aw , this is my new bed. You got ta feel this bad boy .",positive
"Eh , Monica it , it feels so weird , y'know , Chandler ’ s your friend ... Oh !",positive
Oh my God !,positive
"Aw , all right take this bed , you can make other friends .",positive
"You know , ever since I was little , I 've been able to pick up quarters with my toes .",positive
"Good for you. Uh , quarters or rolls of quarters ?",positive
"By the way , Chandler. I cut you out of all my pictures. So if you want , I have a bag with just your heads .",negative
That 's OK .,neutral
"Oh , are you sure ?",positive
"Because you know , you could make little puppets out of them , and you could use them in your theater of cruelty .",negative
We ca n't do that .,neutral
What ? What ca n't you do ?,positive
She really said that ?,positive
"Well , I added the 'exactly like me ' part ...",neutral
"But she said she 's looking for someone , and someone is gon na be there tonight .",neutral
'Tonight ' tonight ?,positive
"Well , I think it 's perfect .",positive
"Y'know , it 's just gon na be the two of us , she spent all day taking care of my monkey ...",neutral
I ca n't remember the last time I got a girl to take care of my monkey .,negative
"Anyway , I figured after work I 'd go pick up a bottle of wine , go over there and , uh , try to woo her .",positive
"Hey , y'know what you should do ? You should take her back to the 1890 's , when that phrase was last used .",negative
"Car 's waiting downstairs , I just wanted to drop off these copies of my book for your friends. Anything you want from Lisbon ?",neutral
"No , just knowing you 're gon na be there is enough .",neutral
"Alright , well , be good , I love you .",positive
You kissed my best Ross ! ... Or something to that effect .,negative
"O-kay. Look , it , it was stupid .",negative
Really stupid .,negative
Really stupid .,negative
And I do n't even know how it happened .,negative
"I 'm sorry , honey , I promise it will never happen again .",negative
Are we okay now ?,negative
Yeah. No. No ...,negative
"Ah , the forbidden love of a man and his door .",neutral
"Shh. He did it. He told her off , and not just about the kiss , about everything .",neutral
You 're kidding .,positive
"No , no. He said `` When are you gon na grow up and start being a mom ? ''",neutral
Oh there it is .,neutral
That ’ s not your regular dry cleaners .,neutral
"I know , but that creep that I went on that date with goes to there so I have to find a new one .",negative
"I also have to find a new video store , a new bank , a new adult bookstore , a new grocery store",negative
What ? !,positive
A new grocery store .,neutral
The universe said I was going to meet a nice guy and that ’ s what they gave me ?,negative
When I get up there I ’ m going to kick some ass .,negative
"Don ’ t worry Phoebe , you ’ re gon na meet someone. If I can meet a great guy , so can you .",neutral
"Yeah , we both can. And we both will .",neutral
"Oh , you didn ’ t have to come in with me .",neutral
Are you kidding ? This is where they get out stains ! Okay ? This is like,positive
"Oh , excuse me ! I think you dropped s… Wow !",positive
What ?,positive
"I ’ m sorry , it ’ s just that you ’ re so incredibly beautiful .",positive
"Oh yeah well , I ’ m sorry about that too , but what are you going to do ?",neutral
"I hope you don ’ t think I ’ m crazy but I feel like I was meant to pick this up , do you believe in that kind of thing ?",positive
A little. Now you ’ re talking .,neutral
Would you like to go out and have a cup of coffee ?,neutral
I-I-I ’ d love to. Let me just tell my friend .,positive
"Ooh , an ink stain ! Hey , can I watch how you get this out ?",positive
She must ’ ve left .,neutral
Monica ! Stop throwing it so hard ! We 're on the same team !,negative
Four hours ? You guys have been doing this for four hours ?,positive
That 's right baby .,positive
"All right , let me in .",neutral
No-no ! Do n't do it ! Do n't !,negative
What ?,positive
He 's a dropper !,negative
"Oh yeah , that 's right !",negative
I 'm not a dropper !,negative
"It 's really a uh-uh three person game , y'know ?",neutral
It 's throwing and catching !,negative
All right .,neutral
Oh ! Oh ! That 's so hard .,positive
"Whoa-whoa you guys , it 's not a cat !",negative
Oh my—Oh good God !,positive
"I give up you guys , I do n't know what I 'm going to do with this thing !",negative
"Baking it did n't help , huh ?",neutral
"All right , well the place was closed. I ’ ll just copy it later .",neutral
"Or not. Uh , Rach , why don ’ t you just move in with me ?",neutral
"Whoa ! Whoa ! Whoa , Joey !",positive
"No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no… It ’ s okay , I mean I—look Rach , I know I scared you off with that whole Naked Thursday ’ s thing , but we don ’ t have to do that !",neutral
"Well , it would be easier to move just right across the hall. Wait a minute , unless you ’ re thinking about Naked Wednesday ’ s .",neutral
"Thursday ’ s clearly not good for ya , pick a day !",positive
"So that ’ s two boxes of the Holiday Macaroons. On behalf of the Brown Birds of America , I salute you .",positive
"Just admit it Chandler , you have no backhand .",neutral
"Excuse me little one , I have a very solid backhand .",negative
Shielding your face and shrieking like a girl ... is not a backhand .,negative
I was shrieking ... like a Marine .,neutral
All right here. Watch me execute the three ‘ P ’ s of championship play. Power. Precision. and penache .,neutral
She 's not much of a phone person .,neutral
"Yeah , so , uh , so , uh , what 's the deal with this father guy , I mean , if someone was havin ' my baby somewhere , I 'd wan na know about it , you know ?",neutral
"Hey , Knick fan , am I interested in your views on fatherhood ? Uh , no .",negative
"Ok , look , maybe I should just go .",neutral
Maybe you should .,negative
"Good luck , and uh , take care , huh ?",negative
You know what the Celtics problem is ? They let the players run the team .,neutral
"Oh , that is so not true .",neutral
"Oh , it is .",neutral
It is n't .,neutral
It is .,neutral
Is n't !,negative
"Okay ladies , that ends today ’ s class , and let ’ s remember , let ’ s be safe out there .",neutral
It ’ s a great class .,positive
Thanks .,neutral
"Yeah , yeah , I was watching .",neutral
"Umm , hey , a couple of questions though .",neutral
"Umm , about that-that-that last move where the woman tripped you and then pinned you to the floor , what-what-what-what would you do next ?",negative
"Well , she would take her keys and try to jam them",neutral
No. No-no. No. What would,negative
Who ? Me the attacker ?,positive
"I ’ m sorry Chandler , y ’ know you are such a sweet guy and I , I don ’ t want to hurt you .",negative
"Oh , I wish there was something I can do to make you feel better .",negative
No-no—Really ? !,positive
Of course !,positive
"Well , it just hurts so bad. I uh",negative
"Ohh , I ’ m sorry .",negative
Well maybe there is one thing you can do .,neutral
What ? ! Anything ! Anything !,positive
"Well , I umm , I mean this is just off the top of my head now , umm but I have this friend .",neutral
"This actor friend and he would kill me if he thought I was doing this umm , but umm would it be possible for him to get an audition for your movie say on Thursday ?",negative
Absolutely ! But you-you would really feel better about me rejecting you if your actor friend can audition for my movie ?,positive
"Well , the heart wants what it wants. I ’ ll see you later .",neutral
"Okay , I got that. I ’ ll escape over there. I ’ ll come back over here. All right , come on",neutral
"Hey , you guys. Listen , I ’ m sorry that I was hogging the game before——Oh my God ! Your friends have some unfortunate initials !",negative
They ’ re all Chandler .,neutral
Chandler sucks ! He couldn ’ t have gotten this good !,positive
I did. But it came at a price .,neutral
But Ben is coming over tonight and he can ’ t see this .,negative
"Oh come on , by age seven kids have already seen orgies. Was it just me ? !",positive
Sure !,positive
"Okay , I was thinking we should have a beautiful guest room , right ?",neutral
With a mahogany sleigh bed and bedside tables with flowers on them all the time !,positive
And we could have a roll top desk with comment cards on them so people could say how much they loved staying here ! !,positive
"Okay , whatever , I really haven ’ t thought about it that much .",neutral
"Well , I like that idea .",positive
Obviously !,positive
"I was thinking maybe-maybe-maybe it could be a game room , y ’ know ?",neutral
"I mean you can buy old arcade games like uh , like",neutral
No .,negative
"Okay so you mean no as in , `` Gee Chandler , what an interesting idea. Let ’ s discuss it before we reject it completely . ''",positive
"Oh , I ’ m sorry. Of course I mean that. Interesting idea , umm , talk about it , but no .",negative
"So , that ’ s it ?",positive
I just don ’ t think arcade games go in the beautiful guest room. The beautiful guest room is gon na be filled with antiques .,neutral
Which is why,neutral
What do you have against the beautiful guest room ?,negative
"I don ’ t have anything against the beautiful guest room , especially since everybody we know lives about 30 seconds away !",negative
Are you mocking me ?,negative
"No , I ’ m not mocking you , or you beautiful guest room .",neutral
"Y'know , I love doing crossword puzzles with you honey !",positive
"Aww , me too. Now let 's finish this and go to bed .",positive
"Okay ! There 's only one left , three letter word , not dog but",neutral
Cat .,neutral
Yes ! You are so smart ! I love you .,positive
I love you too .,positive
"I never sucked , I actually did n't want you to know how good I was !",neutral
Why ?,positive
I do n't know .,neutral
This is so great ! Now we can enter into doubles tournaments !,positive
That 's,neutral
"Hey. Okay , I gave him another chance , but Tim has",neutral
But,neutral
"No ! No-no ! He is totally incompetent. I called the chef who recommended him to me. He said , `` Ha-ha ! Gotcha ! ''",negative
"Okay. Okay , but you can ’ t fire him today .",neutral
Why not ? !,negative
Because I ’ m dumping him today .,neutral
What ? ! You said he was sweet !,positive
He,neutral
Just don ’ t pick up your phone .,neutral
Then he comes over ! `` I ’ m so worried about you. '' Uck ! Be a man !,negative
What ? So now I ’ m not allowed to fire him ?,positive
"You can ’ t fire him and dump him the same day , he ’ ll kill himself .",negative
"Okay well then , I ’ ll fire him today and you go out with him for another week .",neutral
"Are you kidding ? ! Another week with that sip , I ’ ll kill",negative
"Okay well , then we ’ ll both do it today and he ’ ll just have to deal with it !",neutral
Okay. But the question is who ’ s gon na go first. ‘ Cause whoever goes second is the bitch .,negative
This is the final boarding call for Flight 664 to Yemen .,neutral
"Well , I-I guess I got ta go .",negative
"Oh , my Bing-a-ling. I ’ ll wait for you. Do you even know how long you ’ re going to be gone ?",negative
"Well , just until we find an energy source to replace fuel .",neutral
"Oh. Well , I ’ ll right you everyday. 15 Yemen Road , Yemen .",neutral
"Okay , good-bye. Good-bye .",negative
Chandler ?,neutral
No !,negative
Chandler !,positive
Janice !,positive
There you are !,positive
There you are !,positive
"I had to have one last kiss , and also-also you said that you were going to leave right after I got on the plane !",negative
No ! No ! I wan na see you take-off .,neutral
"Well , I then guess I ’ m going to Yemen ! I ’ m going to Yemen ! When we get to Yemen , can I stay with you ?",positive
Hi !,positive
Hey .,neutral
"Hey—Ooh , how ’ s Hilda ? Is she working out ?",neutral
"Ohh , my new assistant is working out , yes .",neutral
Was she happy you gave her the job ?,neutral
"Oh , my-my new assistant was very happy that I hired my new assistant .",neutral
Hello ?,neutral
Oh hey !,positive
"Can you , can you hang on a second ?",neutral
It ’ s the producers over at Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E .,neutral
can you excuse me for a minute ?,neutral
"Hey , funny you should call .",positive
I was just looking over next week ’ s script .,neutral
Canceled ? !,positive
Like they ’ re taking it off the air ?,positive
Ohh .,neutral
"All right , see you Monday .",neutral
We ’ re not even shootin ’ them anymore ? ! !,positive
"All right , bye !",negative
They canceled Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E !,negative
Sorry .,negative
I ’ m sorry Joey .,negative
Why would they do that ? ! It was a good show right ? !,positive
It ’ s so secluded up here .,neutral
I know. I like it up here .,positive
I feel like we ’ re the only two people in the world. Oops. Sorry .,positive
What ’ s the matter honey ? Did you see a little mouse ?,neutral
"No-no ! Big bear ! Big bear outside ! I think I-I—would you—actually , would you go check on that ?",negative
"Honey , we don ’ t have any bears here .",neutral
"Well , okay. Would-would you get me a",neutral
Okay. I ’ ll be right back .,neutral
Okay. What ? ! What are you doing here ? !,positive
What are,neutral
I came with Paul !,negative
"Yeah , I recognize the ankles !",neutral
Get up !,negative
Here you go honey !,positive
Ahh. Thank you !,positive
Diet Coke,neutral
What the hell was that ? !,negative
A lesson in the importance of unagi .,neutral
"Ohh ,",neutral
"Perhaps. Now I ’ m curious , at what point during those girlish screams would you have begun to",neutral
"All right , so we weren ’ t",neutral
"I ’ m sorry I had to take such drastic measures to make my point , but I—look , I just want you guys to be safe .",neutral
What are you doing ?,neutral
I ’ m leaning. This is where I lean .,neutral
Okay. ( Goes over and fluffs up the pillows on the couch .,neutral
Brenda a bee !,negative
What ?,positive
Yes ! It ’ s flown into your blouse and you ’ d better undo your buttons lest it sting you !,negative
I think I know what ’ s going on here .,negative
You do ?,neutral
"Look , I know it must be hard that your wife is a lesbian , but it ’ s wrong. You ’ re married .",negative
I totally understand. Can I,neutral
"All right , let 's do it !",positive
"No , no , no. What was that ?",positive
"I know , it was the best I could get out of them .",neutral
"Well , people !",negative
"People , people , people .",neutral
"Let 's try it again , and this time let 's watch everybody watch Joey .",neutral
Show 'em how it 's done .,neutral
Count it off .,neutral
So what did he decide ? Does your Uncle Nathan get an invite or not ?,neutral
"Ohh , God , nobody likes him , and he ’ s so cheap , he ’ d never fly to London in a million years .",negative
"Yeah , invite him ?",neutral
"Hey , did I do these neat enough ?",neutral
"Yeah , they ’ re fine .",neutral
Yeah ?,positive
"If anyone asks , we ’ ll just say Ben addressed them. Oh ! So you invited Rachel then ?",positive
Sure. Why not ?,neutral
Really ?,positive
Yeah ?,neutral
I don ’ t think I ’ d be comfortable with any of my old lovers there .,negative
"Wait-wait-wait , do you , do you think , maybe we shouldn ’ t invite her ?",negative
"Oh , no-no , y ’ know I absolutely adore Rachel it ’ s just that , well it might be a awkward for you .",negative
But it ’ s absolutely your decision .,neutral
More tea ?,neutral
Yeah sure .,neutral
Earl Grey ?,neutral
"Huh ? Yeah , fine , invite whoever you want .",neutral
Hi .,neutral
Hey !,positive
Hey ! So how was the doctor ?,neutral
"Oh , everything went great .",positive
Good .,neutral
"Oh hey , show them the picture of your uterus .",neutral
Oh .,positive
I don ’ t see the baby. Where is it ?,neutral
"Oh no , I know I couldn ’ t see it either at first , but it ’ s right umm… Ross , I lost it again .",positive
Could you help me with something ?,neutral
The patient I ’ m looking for has a broken leg and is in a wheelchair .,neutral
"And umm , he ’ s like early to mid-thirties , very attractive .",neutral
I think I know who you ’ re talking about .,neutral
"Oh yay ! Great ! Okay , what room number is he in ?",positive
"I ’ m sorry , that information is restricted to hospital staff",neutral
"Uh , she ’ s with me. Dr. Drake Remoray .",neutral
Dr. Drake who ?,neutral
Remoray. It ’ s Portuguese. We need that information. I ’ m a doctor .,neutral
A doctor at this hospital ?,positive
Damnit woman we ’ re losing precious time ! Now do you want this man ’ s blood on your head ?,negative
Hands .,neutral
Hands !,neutral
It is absolutely essential that you tell me what room the man my assistant described is staying in .,neutral
"He ’ s a patient of mine , I ’ ve been treating him for years !",neutral
He ’ s in room 816 .,neutral
"816 , thank you !",positive
Thank you .,neutral
And what is his name ?,neutral
No !,positive
Hi !,positive
Hi !,positive
Rachel was just helping me out. My head got all sunburned .,neutral
Awww .,positive
Thanks a million .,positive
"Oh , you ’ re welcome a million .",positive
"Okay , I ’ ll see you in our room .",neutral
Yeah .,neutral
Oh my God .,positive
I know .,neutral
"Okay , I got ta go .",neutral
Whoa ! What ? ! Why ? !,positive
"Well , I-I got ta go break up with Bonnie .",negative
Here ? ! Now ? !,positive
"Well , yeah .",neutral
"I can ’ t-I can ’ t stay here all night , and if I go in there she ’ s-she ’ s gon na wan na ... do stuff .",negative
What happened ?,positive
"He ’ s not gon na make it , he ’ s stuck in Chicago .",negative
"Ohh , man ! Chicago , is sooo lucky !",positive
"Stupid , useless Canadian money !",negative
"Rachel , one of your customers seems to have left his billfold. A Joshua Bergen .",neutral
Really ?,positive
Will you call him ?,neutral
Yes !,positive
I will !,positive
Absolutely !,positive
Oh my God ! That is so good !,positive
"I ’ m full , and yet I know if I stop eating this , I ’ ll regret it .",neutral
Hey !,neutral
Hey !,neutral
What do you got there ?,neutral
"Oh it ’ s umm , it ’ s tofu cake. Do you want some ?",neutral
What are you doing tonight ?,neutral
Huh ? Uh,neutral
Dude ! Dude !,positive
"Oh ! Sorry. Uh , I ’ ve got those plans with Phoebe , why ?",neutral
"Oh really ? Uh , Monica said she had a date at 9:00 .",positive
What ? ! Tonight ? !,positive
That ’ s what Monica said .,neutral
After she gave me that big speech ? !,positive
She goes and makes a date with a guy on the same night she has plans with me ?,negative
I think she ’ s trying to pull a fast one on Big Daddy !,negative
"Okay , is this lamp in the same place ?",neutral
Who cares ? I repel women .,negative
No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no ! ! ! You ca n't come in here ! R-r-r-r-Ross is naked .,positive
What ? !,positive
It ’ s yours !,neutral
"Yeah well , I ’ m-I ’ m a slut .",negative
Me too .,neutral
Hi Jill !,positive
Hey !,positive
Hi .,neutral
Rachel .,neutral
"Rachel ! Well , you-you ’ re not at home , you ’ re-you ’ re-you ’ re right here .",positive
"Yeah I know , and I bet you thought it would be weird. But it ’ s not !",positive
"Okay. So well I ’ ll umm , I ’ ll have her home by midnight .",neutral
That part was perfect for me ! I ca n't believe I did n't get it !,negative
"I 'm sorry , man .",negative
"Hey , y'know what you should do ?",neutral
You should make something happen for yourself .,neutral
"Y'know , like-like write a play .",neutral
Write a movie !,positive
Huh ?,neutral
"I mean , what about those",neutral
"Come on Ross be realistic , y'know ? If I did write something , what are the chances I could get those guys to star in it ?",negative
"Wait a second , I could star in it !",positive
Or that .,neutral
I ca n't write !,negative
"Y'know I mean I-I-I 'm an actor , I do n't have the discipline that takes , y'know ?",negative
I ca n't do it .,negative
I 'll help you .,neutral
"Yeah , I 'll make up a schedule and make sure you stick to it .",neutral
"And plus , it 'll give me something to do .",neutral
"Soo , ah , Eric , what kind of photography do ya do ?",neutral
"Oh , mostly fashion , so there may be models here from time to time , I hope that ’ s cool .",neutral
"Yes , that is cool. Because I have models here y'know ...... never .",neutral
"Oh , yeah , during the summer , I spend most weekends at my sister ’ s beach house , which you are welcome to use by the way .",neutral
"Although , I should probably tell you , she ’ s a porn star .",neutral
"Well , listen I ah , still have one more person to ah meet , but unless it turns out to be your sister , I think you ’ re chances are pretty good .",neutral
All right .,neutral
"As bad as that went , I actually enjoyed myself. I think that I ’ m going to apologize for all of the stupid things I do .",neutral
Why don ’ t you just stop doing stupid things ? Then you wouldn ’ t have to apologize .,neutral
I would really love it if I could do both .,neutral
"All right , I…I have to ask .",negative
What ?,neutral
Are you gon na break up with me if I get fat again ?,negative
What ? !,positive
"Well , you broke up with Julie Grath ! How much weight could she have gained ?",negative
A hundred and forty-five pounds .,negative
"Yes , yes it is. It ’ s uh… Every time on the lips ! Why ? ! Why on lips ? !",negative
"Here ’ s Frannie. Hmm , won ’ t she be happy to see me ?",positive
"Now wait a minute , you be nice ! All right ? I didn ’ t bring you here so you can ambush her .",negative
Frannie was the one who found your,neutral
That bitch !,negative
Monica ! What,positive
Am I doing here ? Why ? Surprised to see me ? Ross brought me. How do you like that ? !,negative
"Hi Frannie , congratulations .",neutral
"You invite my brother , you invite my whole family , and not me ? !",negative
Why ? !,positive
What—Why wouldn ’ t you want me at your wedding ?,negative
What could I have possibly done ? !,negative
Stuart !,negative
I believe you know my husband .,neutral
So it ’ s really a question of,neutral
Hey ladies ! What are you in here for ?,neutral
"Hey Chandler , what are you doing here ?",positive
"Gary , I 'm here to report a crime .",neutral
Yeah ?,positive
It is a crime that you and I do n't spend more time together .,neutral
What 's up ?,neutral
"Well , I heard that you thinking about asking Phoebe to move in with you and I thought maybe , we should have a talk .",neutral
"Man to uh , me .",neutral
Sure. Okay .,neutral
"Uh , are you crazy ? Are you insane ? If you live with Phoebe , you two are gon na be y'know , live-living together !",positive
"Yeah , I-I considered that. I just know it would make me happy .",neutral
You mean scared .,neutral
"No , I mean happy .",neutral
"Hey ! Oh listen , I was just clearing some space for your stuff .",positive
"Oh thanks , but listen , I was just at Monica ’ s and she and Chandler had a big fight and they ’ re not moving in .",negative
"What do you mean , they ’ re not moving in ? They-they ’ re still moving in right ?",positive
"No-no , they just had a big blowout over what to do with my room .",neutral
What ? ! Over a stupid room !,positive
"Yeah , I feel kinda bad for them , but I ’ m also really psyched ‘ cause I don ’ t have to move in here !",positive
"Oh no , yeah no , that part ’ s great !",positive
Shut-out ! !,positive
"Where are you guys going ? Come on , one more game !",positive
"Uh , it 's 2:30 in the morning !",negative
"Yeah , get out !",negative
You guys are always hanging out in my apartment !,negative
"Come on , I 'll only use my left hand , huh ?",negative
"Come on , wussies !",negative
"All right , ok , I got ta go .",neutral
"I 'm going , and I 'm gone .",neutral
One more game ?,neutral
Oh yeah !,positive
I ’ m sorry .,negative
Ohhh. Don ’ t go .,negative
"No , I-I-I got ta go .",negative
No. No ! No ! No !,negative
"Honey , honey , people are looking .",negative
I don ’ t care ! I don ’ t care ! !,negative
"Yeah , um , I ’ m , I ’ m leaving now .",negative
You can ’ t leave ! I have your shoe !,negative
Good-bye Chandler Bing .,negative
Rachel has those in burgendy .,neutral
"Oh , ew !",negative
What ?,neutral
Yeah I know what I wanted to ask you .,neutral
"Um , can you roll your tongue ?",neutral
"Because I can , and my Mom couldn ’ t , and I thought y'know , I figured that was something I got from our Dad .",neutral
"What , wait , you mean like this ?",neutral
"Yeah , yeah. You can do it to .",positive
Your not doing it .,neutral
"Oh right , yeah okay , my Mom could , and I can ’ t. We don ’ t have that ....",neutral
Where there is no fear of commitment .,neutral
Do we have any ... Do we have any thoughts here ?,neutral
"Well , I 've never been through the tunnel myself , 'cause as I understand it , you 're not allowed to go through with more than one girl in the car , right .",neutral
"But , it seems to me it 's pretty much like anything else , you know , face your fear .",neutral
"It have a fear of heights , you go to the top of the building !",negative
If you 're afraid of bugs ..... get a bug .,neutral
Right .,neutral
"In this case , you have a fear of commitment , so I say you go in there and be the most committed guy there ever was .",neutral
"Amazingly , that makes sense .",positive
You think ?,neutral
"Oh , yeah. Go for it man , jump off the high dive , stare down the barrel of the gun , pee into the wind !",positive
"Yeah , Joe , I assure you if I 'm staring down the barrel of a gun , I 'm pretty much peeing every which way .",negative
Hey ! Hey !,positive
Hi !,positive
Hi ! Look ! I got our pictures developed from Rockefeller Center .,positive
"Oh great ! Hey-hey Joey , do you want to check out pictures of me and Mona ice skating ?",positive
"Oh uh , ordinarily I would love too , but I am just swamped right now .",neutral
Hey where-where are the pictures that creepy pretzel vendor took of us together ?,neutral
"Oh yeah , probably at the end. Oh my God ! He only took pictures of my breasts !",positive
I ’ m missin ’ picture time ? !,positive
Y ’ know she has a face Ross !,negative
"Okay. Okay , here ’ s a good one of us .",positive
Wow !,positive
That is a good one !,positive
"Wow , it looks like a , like a holiday card y ’ know , with the tree in the middle and the skaters and the snow .",positive
"Y ’ know , every year I say I ’ m gon na send out holiday cards and I never do it .",neutral
"Do you wan na , do you wan na send this one out together ?",neutral
Together ? Like-like to people ?,positive
"Yeah , y ’ know. Happy holidays from Mona and Ross. It ’ ll be cute , okay ?",positive
Okay .,positive
"Oh , I got ta get to work. So call me later ?",neutral
"Uh sure , sure .",neutral
Bye guys .,neutral
"I mean , I don ’ t feel like I even have a girlfriend anymore .",negative
You want me to just quit my job so that you can feel like you ’ ve got a girlfriend ?,negative
Is this about Mark ?,neutral
Oh my God .,positive
"Okay , it ’ s not , it ’ s not .",neutral
"Oh my God. I can not keep having this same fight with you Ross ! Look , urrgh , maybe we should take a break .",negative
"Fine , you ’ re right .",neutral
"Let ’ s ah , let ’ s take a break , let ’ s cool off , okay , let ’ s get some frozen yoghurt , or something ..",neutral
No. A break from us .,negative
"Bing ! We ’ re all set for tonight , 8 o ’ clock .",positive
"Oh uh , as it turns out , we can ’ t do it. Monica has to work .",positive
"Oh , my ex-wife didn ’ t work , unless you call turning into her mother work. Fine. Tomorrow night then .",neutral
Oh uh well tomorrow ’ s no good for her either .,neutral
Oh ? Why not ?,neutral
It ’ s the semi-finals…of her…botchy ball tournament .,neutral
"What ’ s going on Bing ? Does uh , your wife have a problem with me or something ?",negative
Well now-now you ’ re just talking crazy .,positive
So why can ’ t the three of us go out together ?,neutral
Because uh…we-we…we split up. Monica and I split up. Hold me .,negative
"Good God Bing I…well I can ’ t say I ’ m altogether surprised , I saw the way she looked at you , and there was no love there .",negative
"And the way she looked at me , pure lust .",positive
Y ’ know what would really help me through this tough time is choking something. Can I choke ya ?,negative
"Bing my boy , we ’ re gon na get you over this .",neutral
"Now here ’ s the plan , grab your coat , we ’ re going to a strip club .",positive
"Oh no-no-no , Monica would freak. But to hell with that bitch .",negative
"Look at you , all sweet and innocent , sleeping like an angel ... with Emma 's chubby little hands wrapped around ya .",neutral
"It 's okay , Emma , you stay asleep .",neutral
": Step away from the crib , I have a weapon !",negative
"It 's okay , it 's okay Rach , it 's me. Put down the scrunchy .",neutral
What are you doing ?,neutral
"Well , I heard Emma stirring , so I came to make sure she could reach Hugsy .",neutral
"Oh , oh thanks. Alright well , now that I 'm up I 'm going to go to the bathroom .",neutral
There you go sweetie ... This is n't over .,neutral
Did he call ?,neutral
No. Sorry .,negative
Why ? ! Why ? ! He said he ’ d call. Why hasn ’ t he called ?,negative
"Maybe he ’ s intimated by really smart , strong , successful women .",neutral
"Sophie , would you please climb out of my butt. Why hasn ’ t he called , Rachel ? Why ?",negative
"Okay , okay. Umm , well ah , maybe he , maybe he feels awkward because you are my boss .",neutral
Awkward ? Why should he feel awkward ?,positive
"The only person that should feel awkward is you , and you didn ’ t tell him not to call me , did you ?",negative
"Because if you feel uncomfortable with your friend dating someone you work for , there are always ways to fix ... that .",negative
And you ’ re upset because you didn ’ t make your best friend cry ?,negative
"I mean , all I ’ m asking for is just a little emotion !",negative
Is that too much to ask after six years ? !,negative
I mean what ?,negative
Are-are-are Rachel and I not as close as you guys ? !,negative
I mean do we not have as much fun ? !,negative
Don ’ t I deserve a few tears ? ! !,negative
"I mean we-we told Joey , he cried his eyes out !",negative
Hey !,negative
I did not cry my eyes out ! !,negative
Come on !,negative
It ’ s like the end of an era !,negative
No more J-man and Channie ’ s !,negative
"Okay , I got ta ask , who calls us that ? !",negative
Do I know why we ’ re rushing ?,neutral
"Yeah , y'know the ah , the girlfriend I told you about last night ?",neutral
"Well it turns out she ah , she wants to get back together with me .",neutral
"Oh , I found it !",positive
That ’ s so great for you guys !,positive
"Good luck , with your girlfriend .",neutral
"Oh , thank you. Hey , hey. Rachel ! ! ! !",positive
"Hi. Ohhh , you got my message .",neutral
"Yeah , oh hey , you are right on time .",neutral
So what do you say ? Can I be your girlfriend again ?,neutral
"Yes , you can , very much .",positive
Ahhhh ! !,positive
"Ooh ! I 'm sorry ! I think , I THINK , that may have missed the table !",positive
Do,neutral
"Ah ,",neutral
Do,neutral
"Ah ,",neutral
DO YOU ?,negative
Y ’ know I don ’ t understand why they didn ’ t cry. It was a beautiful speech .,negative
"Oh , come on .",negative
Hey !,negative
"All that stuff you said about true love , you were right , I mean , we did learn a lot from Mom and Dad !",positive
And that picture of Chi-Chi with her mischievous grin .,neutral
And what you said about Nana .,neutral
"Ohh , yeah she really would ’ ve wanted to be there .",negative
And you know what ?,neutral
I think she was .,neutral
"Oh good God , Ross ! How the hell do you do it ?",positive
You forget how many great songs Heart had .,neutral
Yeah .,neutral
"You know , Barracuda was the first song I learned to play on the keyboard .",neutral
"So , you heard it , you repeated it , so that must mean you wrote it .",neutral
"Oh , you guys , with this joke. I got ta say , I know I cracked up , but I ’ m not even sure I got it .",neutral
"What , you didn ’ t get it ? The doctor is a monkey .",neutral
And monkeys can ’ t write out prescriptions .,neutral
You are not allowed to laugh at my joke .,negative
"Your joke ? Well , I think ‘ the Hef ’ would disagree , which is why he sent me a check for one hundred ah-dollars .",neutral
I can ’ t find garbage bags !,negative
"Oh , I think I saw some in here .",neutral
What is it ? !,positive
"I don ’ t know ! But maybe if we keep that drawer shut , it ’ ll die .",negative
I can ’ t believe we ’ re living here !,negative
You still haven ’ t told Rachel you weren ’ t really proposing ?,positive
"No ! She had the ring on , she seemed so excited , and then she took her breast out .",negative
"Joey , you have to tell her what ’ s going on ! And what did it look like ? !",positive
I didn ’ t look at it. Stupid baby ’ s head was blocking most of it .,negative
Go and tell Rachel right now before Ross finds out .,negative
"Look , it ’ s not that easy. She said she wanted to marry me. I don ’ t want to hurt her .",negative
"Okay , look , just do it gently .",neutral
You ’ re right .,neutral
You ’ re right .,neutral
I-I ’ ll go tell her now before Ross finds out and I ’ ll be gentle .,neutral
I can do that .,neutral
I am a gentle person .,neutral
"Oh , by the way .",neutral
Two people screwing in there if you want to check that out .,neutral
"Okay , umm , it 's this tragic love story between Cathy and Heathcliff and umm , it takes place on like these really creepy mores in England .",negative
Which,neutral
"How would you characterize the theme of this book , uh let 's see here , Rachel Green ?",neutral
"Umm , well I would have to say that it 's a , it 's tragic love story .",neutral
"Well , that 's sort of a given , but yes. Anyone else ?",neutral
"Oh-oh-oh , symbolism ! And uh , the-the uh , wildness of the mores , which",positive
Excellent ! What Rachel has shrewdly observed here,positive
You completely stole my answer !,negative
"Well , honey that was pretty obvious .",negative
Well how would you know ? ! You did n't even read it !,negative
What do you think ? You in the blue shirt .,neutral
"I think that uh , yours is a question with many answers .",neutral
Would ya care to venture one ?,neutral
Would,neutral
Are you just repeating what I 'm saying ?,negative
"All right , let 's move on .",neutral
Okay then .,neutral
"All right , okay , this is great , uh , Chandler , you get behind the desk .",neutral
"And-and when she comes in hopefully , she won ’ t recognise you because , well , why would she ?",neutral
"Uh , okay , and then you buzz Ross and I .",neutral
"You be Mr. Gonzalez , and I ’ ll be uh , Mr. Wong .",neutral
Diverse .,neutral
Did anybody call for security ?,neutral
You be cool .,neutral
"Okay , which one of you guys is Gunther Central-Perk ? Hey , Joey ?",neutral
Where ’ s my ring ? My dead grandmother ’ s wedding ring ? Where is it ? Where is it ?,negative
"Way to be cool , man .",neutral
What ’ s he talking about ?,neutral
"There was a ring , in a box , on my nightstand , after you left , it was gone !",negative
"Wait , you guys think I stole some ring ?",positive
We know you took so just-just save yourself the time and confess !,negative
"Okay , who are you ?",positive
The Hardy boys ?,negative
"Look , I don ’ t need to steal some stupid ring , all right ?",negative
"I make $ 1,600 a week doing what I do ; any of you guys make that ?",negative
Marry me .,neutral
Oh my God ! Joey !,positive
Hell yeah ! I ’ ll marry you !,positive
You can ’ t marry him !,negative
"Hey lady , your day ’ s over ! It ’ s my turn !",negative
Phoebe !,positive
Why ? ! Why can ’ t she marry me ? !,positive
I can and I will !,negative
She ’ s not pregnant. It ’ s Rachel. Rachel ’ s the one who ’ s pregnant .,neutral
Oh my God .,positive
Hey !,negative
Phoebe I think he would notice if you didn ’ t have a baby in nine months !,negative
It ’ s Joey !,positive
Now I can ’ t believe it ! What ? Rachel ’ s pregnant ? Who ’ s the father ?,positive
We don ’ t know .,neutral
Ohh… I wonder if that dude .,neutral
There ’ s a dude ?,positive
Yeah .,neutral
Who ? Who is it ?,positive
"About a month ago this guy spent the night with Rachel , I didn ’ t see who it was but",negative
Was that story over ?,neutral
The guy left this .,neutral
Oh my God ! I know who the father is,positive
People have got to finish their stories !,negative
"Oh my God , you ’ re back !",positive
"Ohh , let me see it ! Let me see your hand !",positive
Why do you want to see my hand ?,neutral
I wan na see what ’ s in your hand. I wan na see the trash .,negative
"Eww ! Oh , it ’ s all dirty. You should throw this out .",negative
No !,negative
Me too !,positive
"Hey , when the music starts up again , I was thinking of maybe goind into the robot , y ’ know ?",neutral
"Ross , I think we should stick to the routine , we don ’ t wan na look stupid !",positive
Alright we ’ re back ! Ten seconds left here we go ! Ten ! Nine ! Eight ! Seven !,positive
"Three , Two , One !",neutral
Cut !,neutral
No ! Year ! Happy No Year !,positive
"Okay , here ’ s where we go to the live shot of Times Square , nice work everyone that ’ s a wrap !",positive
"So Lizzie , are-are-are you planning on staying the night ?",neutral
"Oh no-no believe me , I ’ m leaving as soon as possible !",neutral
"Good. Good. Not that we don ’ t want you to stay , obviously you ’ re welcome—How much more homework do you have ?",neutral
"I see. Y ’ know umm , Phoebe makes sock bunnies .",neutral
No !,positive
"No , she doesn ’ t .",neutral
"Uh Phoebe , what she makes—that ’ s uh—they ’ re sock rabbits .",neutral
They are completely different—Okay !,negative
Okay !,positive
Okay !,positive
I didn ’ t make it !,negative
I ’ m sorry !,negative
I totally forgot about tonight and the fact that we ’ re supposed to,neutral
"Oh , it ’ s okay. I don ’ t",neutral
"No-no , it ’ s not okay !",negative
It ’ s not !,negative
I mean you were just… You ’ re so incredible !,negative
You went through all this time and effort to make this tape for me !,negative
"Y ’ know I ’ m just gon na —I , I am gon na make this up to you !",positive
I will !,negative
I-I am going to,neutral
"Well , I did put a lot of thought in the tape .",neutral
"No. And then I called him , and he wasn ’ t there .",neutral
"Well , then he ’ s , he ’ s probably just , out .",neutral
"Oh , thank you that ’ s very helpful , I ’ m glad you came over .",neutral
Hello .,neutral
Hi ! It ’ s me .,negative
"Hi ! Oh , I ’ m so glad you called .",positive
"Really ? I ’ ve been thinking , this is crazy , I mean don ’ t , don ’ t you think we can work on this ?",negative
"Hey , what do you want to drink ?",neutral
Who ’ s that ?,positive
Nobody .,neutral
Is it okay if I finish the apple juice ?,neutral
Is that Mark ?,neutral
"Umm , honey , look he just came over to ....",neutral
Yeah ! Got it !,negative
"Hey , dinosaur guy , look at you , so sad. Come dance .",neutral
"Ah , that ’ s okay , thanks .",negative
"Hey , you don ’ t have to smile. You just have to dance .",neutral
"Look , I don ’ t feel like dancing , I feel like having a drink. Okay ?",negative
"Oh , okay. Hey , two beers .",neutral
You wan na go in the bedroom ? It ’ s a little more comfortable .,neutral
Sure .,neutral
"Okay. Oh wait ! Umm , did you send those contracts to Milan ?",positive
If this is your idea of sexy talk ?,positive
"No seriously , y ’ know the contracts I gave you , did you overnight them ?",negative
What contracts ?,neutral
Okay please tell me that this is just one of your jokes that you do that I don ’ t get .,positive
Like what ?,neutral
"Y ’ know , like the thing when you put the phone in your pants ?",negative
Tag !,negative
I ’ m serious !,negative
This isn ’ t funny !,negative
Those contracts absolutely had to go out today !,negative
"Rach , I ’ m sorry , but you didn ’ t give me any contracts !",positive
Yes I did ! And I put a little,negative
"I ’ m telling you , you never gave them to me .",neutral
"Y ’ know what Tag , if we went down to the office you would see those contracts sitting on your desk .",negative
"No , I would see you looking embarrassed because they are",negative
Or maybe you would see me looking embarrassed because you are talking on the phone with your crotch !,negative
You wan na go down to the office right now ?,neutral
"No ! Come on its late , we ’ re not gon na go down to the office .",negative
Okay I understand. I wouldn ’ t want to be proved wrong either .,neutral
Okay get your coat ! Oh ! When did you unhook this ? Nice work !,positive
"Hey Ross , this is one of my co-stars , Dirk. Dirk , this is my good friend Ross .",neutral
Nice to meet you .,neutral
Oh and I need to talk to you .,neutral
About what ?,neutral
To see if know what these guys are talking about .,neutral
"Pheebs , how ’ s it going ?",neutral
I ’ m doing okay. I think it ’ s going well. Do you think they ’ re having fun ? Am I talking to fast ?,neutral
"Nope , sound like me. Pheebs , it ’ s going great. Look at Chandler with little baby girl Chandler .",positive
"Little baby girl Chandler , where I have heard that before ?",neutral
"Oh right , Coach Ruben .",neutral
Do you know what Pheebs ?,neutral
"When you ’ re done over there , we kinda have a situation over here too .",negative
"Na-uh , no , we are all responsible for our own babies .",neutral
See that ’ s where I think that you ’ re wrong. We ’ ve been playing these babies man for man. we should really be playing a zone defense .,neutral
What do you mean ?,positive
Forgive me ? You have n't been taking my calls in a week !,negative
"Well , I 'm totally over it Chandler. Friends forever ! Do n't come out here !",negative
"Uh , what was that ?",positive
"Uh ,",neutral
"... I 'm , I 'm okay .",neutral
"That sounds good. I 'll call you- or you call me , whatever ...",neutral
Okay .,neutral
Bye .,neutral
Whoo-hoo !,positive
"Yeah , there you go !",positive
Second date !,positive
... I dunno .,neutral
"Well , she seems very nice and everything , but that whole thing about her coming all the way down here , just to see if I was okay ?",negative
"I mean , ... how needy is that ?",negative
Remember when you where a kid and your Mom would drop you off at the movies with a jar of jam and a little spoon ?,neutral
You 're so pretty .,positive
Hi !,positive
"Hey , Phoebe .",neutral
"Hey , oh , you know that guy who 's been following me ? I talked to him today .",neutral
You talked to him. Are you crazy ?,positive
"Thank you , Happy Holidays .",positive
"Now , that 's trash. Young lady , you can't… Hey ! Stop that young lady , she donated trash !",negative
Hey ! !,negative
The charity 's on fire !,negative
Help !,negative
Oh good !,positive
"Thank you , I need that .",positive
Whoa !,positive
What is that ? !,positive
It 's nine o'clock in the morning !,positive
Can I help you ?,neutral
"Uh yeah , where-where ’ s the guy who decides who ’ s pictures go up on the wall ?",neutral
He ’ s not here right now .,neutral
"Oh , you ’ re kidding me !",negative
"All-all right , well make sure you tell him that Joey Tribbiani stopped by to drop off all of these clothes .",neutral
Okay ?,neutral
I ’ m an actor. I ’ m kinda getting my picture up there on the wall .,neutral
"Y ’ know , there are two people who could put your picture up there .",neutral
"Oh really ? Well , maybe you and I go out for drinks ? You ’ re the other one right ?",neutral
"Yeah , and it really freaked me out ! And after a while I even tried to hurt you and it just spurred you on .",negative
What ? ! You ’ re crazy ! There ’ s nothing sexual about the noises I make !,positive
There ’ s nothing sexual about this ?,negative
Oo God !,negative
What are you looking at ? !,negative
I mean hi .,neutral
"Oh my—This is so embarrassing. Oh my God , I ’ m never gon na get massaged again !",negative
"No , you can ’ t let this stop you from getting massages !",negative
"No look , I have , I have lots of clients that make the same noises you do !",neutral
Really ? !,positive
"Well not clients , lovers. But let ’ s just y ’ know , try it again. Come back and-and we ’ ll work through it .",neutral
Are you sure ?,positive
Yes .,neutral
I guess .,neutral
"Great ! Okay , if you ’ ll just excuse me. So , did you hear something you liked ?",positive
"Thanks for the coffee , or bedankt voor de koffie , Gunter .",neutral
"Yeah , we ’ re done .",neutral
Ezel ? Ezel ? Ezel ?,positive
"Hey Ross ! Listen , do you want to go see that new Imax movie on tide pools ?",positive
Really ? !,positive
"No. But I got Knicks tickets for you , me , and Chandler .",neutral
Sweet !,positive
"All right , well finish your coffee ; let ’ s go .",neutral
"Ah , no-no-no just Ross. Ross and Joey is embarrassing enough .",negative
"Uh actually , sorry I can ’ t even make it. I ’ m seeing Mona again tonight .",neutral
I understand : who would cancel an actual date to go to a fake bachelor party ?,neutral
I ’ m sorry I got ta cancel tonight baby,negative
"So it 's down to these two , Nancy I know you like this one and I think I agree. Rachel , what do you think ?",neutral
"Well umm , that one is pretty but uh , I just , I just love this fabric Sorry .",neutral
"Oh do n't be sorry , that 's part of your job here to give your opinions and then I take credit for them -- I 'm kidding .",neutral
"She is kidding , but do n't ever disagree with her again. Okay , now I 'm kidding !",positive
"Oh , what a fun office .",positive
"I do n't know which one , but I do know I need a cigarette .",neutral
"So what do you say we take a break , we go outside , and we 'll figure this out when we come back ?",neutral
Rachel ? Do you smoke ?,neutral
"Oh no , my dad 's a doctor and he would always tell me just horror stories……about ghosts and goblins who totally supported the princess 's right to smoke .",neutral
What ?,neutral
Peach pit .,neutral
"Yes , Bunny ?",neutral
"Peach pit. That night we , uh- we had-",neutral
-Peaches ?,neutral
"Actually , nectarines , but basically ...",neutral
Could 've been a peach .,neutral
"Then , uh , then we got dressed , and I-I ... I walked her to the- -the bus stop ... I 'm fine .",neutral
"Hey , that woman 's got an ass like Carol 's ! What ? Thought we were trying to find stuff .",positive
All right !,positive
Westminster Abbey !,positive
"Hands down , best Abbey I ’ ve ever seen .",positive
Hey !,positive
Okay .,neutral
"What do you think of the Abbey , Chandler ?",neutral
"I think it ’ s great. It ’ s great. Y ’ know , they ’ re thinking of changing the name of this place .",neutral
Really ? To what ?,positive
To Put the Camera Away ! ! !,negative
"Man ,",neutral
"Y'know , I ca n't believe I 'm getting my nails done ! And",positive
"Chandler , there ’ s a guy right over there .",neutral
That ’ s a mailman ! That ’ s,positive
"Chandler , don ’ t worry ! This doesn ’ t make you any less of a guy !",neutral
"Hey , you know who used to have nails like that ?",neutral
"Eh ... , I don ’ t , I don ’ t know .",negative
What ?,neutral
"Well , as old as he is in dog years , do you think Snoopy should still be allowed to fly this thing ?",negative
Rachel ?,neutral
Yeah .,neutral
"Do you remember when you first came here , how you spent two weeks getting trained by another waitress ?",neutral
"Oh , sure ! Do you need me to train somebody new ?",positive
"Good one. Actually , ah , Terry wants you to take the training again , whenever .",neutral
"Eh , do you believe that ?",positive
Yeah ?,neutral
"Hey honey , you got the kind with the little girl , you said we were gon na to get the kind with the baby .",negative
"No , you said the baby creeps you out .",neutral
"No , the little girl creeps me out .",negative
You said the baby .,neutral
Why would the baby creep me out ?,negative
Why would the little girl creep you out ?,negative
"You guys , I ’ m sorry , could you please talk a little slower ?",neutral
This is going in your book ?,positive
"Yeah , it ’ s about relationships. Y ’ know ? The traps , the pitfalls , what not to do , keep going. This stuff is great !",positive
What ? ! Excuse me !,positive
And how none of it matters when the people really love each other .,neutral
And how people will believe anything you tell them as long as it ’ s a compliment .,neutral
"Yes , I made it !",positive
I ’ m on time !,positive
"Okay , why don ’ t we all uh , open our books to page 23 .",neutral
Where… Where you will see…a uh…a bunch of uh…red spots .,neutral
"Okay , umm , why don ’ t , why don ’ t you all start to read , while I—",neutral
"Yeah , all right. All right ! Just keep walkin ' ! All right ?",negative
"Ross ! What are you… I 'm sorry sir. I just , I think he just really likes you .",neutral
Hey ! Y'know that teacher who had a baby with her student ?,neutral
What the ? What,positive
Miss ? May I help you ?,neutral
"Okay look , do n't ... do n't be mad okay ?",negative
"But after I unpacked the boxes I wanted to do something nice for you , so , I-I-I cleaned the apartment .",neutral
"So I moved everything around and then I forgot where it , where it went back and I 'm sorry , I 'm very sorry , I 'm sorry , I 'm sorry .",negative
"It 's okay. Chandler , are you afraid of me or something ?",neutral
Do you want me to be afraid of you ?,neutral
Of course not .,neutral
"I mean gosh , Chandler what you did , it 's , it 's a wonderful thing and I really appreciate it .",positive
"I know I have this weird thing where I want everything to be in the perfect place , but I 'd never expect you to worry about that .",positive
Really ?,positive
Of course !,neutral
Oh well you 're the best. You come here to me .,positive
"All right , hold on okay ? First thing 's first. Okay , now did Ross sit",neutral
"Okay , that 's it. I can not make this decision ! It is",negative
"A Magic Eight ball ? ! You ca n't be serious , you ca n't make this decision with a toy !",negative
"Ooh , it 's not a toy .",negative
"Well , I do n't know what else to do .",negative
"I mean , I either keep my wife and lose one of my-my-my best friends or I keep my friend and get divorced the second time before I 'm 30 !",negative
"So-so if anyone has-has a better suggestion , let 's hear it !",negative
'Cause I-I got nothing !,negative
"All right , do n't be shy , any suggestion will do .",negative
Okay then .,neutral
Here we go .,neutral
"Magic 8 Ball , should I never see Rachel again ?",neutral
Ask again later .,neutral
Later is not good enough .,negative
Ask again later .,neutral
What the hell !,negative
This is broken !,negative
It-it is broken !,negative
"All right , let me see. Will Chandler have sex tonight ? Do n't count on it. Seems like it works to me .",neutral
Excuse me .,neutral
Yeah ?,neutral
Are you Phoebe Buffay ?,neutral
Yeah .,neutral
"Can-can I get your autograph , I ’ m your biggest fan .",positive
"I think she took it pretty well. You know Paolo 's over there right now , so ...",neutral
"Ah ... ooh ! Well , looks like , uh , we kicked your butts .",positive
"No-no , she kicked our butts. You could be on the Olympic standing-there team .",negative
"Come on , two on one .",neutral
"What are you still doing here ? She just broke up with the guy , it 's time for you to swoop in !",positive
"What , now ?",positive
"Yes , now is when you swoop !",positive
"You got ta make sure that when Paolo walks out of there , the first guy Rachel sees is you , She 's got ta know that you 're everything he 's not !",positive
"You 're like , like the anti-Paolo !",negative
My Catholic friend is right .,neutral
She 's distraught .,neutral
You 're there for her .,neutral
"You pick up the pieces , and then you usher in the age of Ross !",positive
"Well , I just called Joshua",neutral
"Oh , how did it go ?",negative
"Well , I did my best to convince him that I ’ m not some crazy girl who is dying to get married—I ’ m just going through a hard time .",neutral
What did he say ?,neutral
"Well uh , his answering machine was",negative
"Ohh , sweetie ! Hey , I bet you anything that he ’ s gon na call you again .",negative
"Yeah , maybe , but I don ’ t think I even care .",negative
I don ’ t think he ’ s the one I ’ m sad about .,negative
"Y ’ know , I know that I said that I am totally okay with Ross getting married , but as it turns out , I don ’ t think I ’ m handling it all that well .",negative
"Yeah , maybe .",negative
And I-I am just trying to figure out why .,negative
Any luck ?,negative
"Well , yeah , y ’ know how Ross and I were on again , off again , on again , off again ?",negative
"I guess I just figured that somewhere down the road , we would be on again .",negative
Again. Y ’ know what ? I think we all did .,negative
Hey !,positive
I don ’ t get it !,positive
It was in my room all night !,negative
"And if she didn ’ t take it , and I didn ’ t take it ; and you didn ’ t take it , then who did ?",negative
Shh !,negative
We ’ re trying to think !,negative
"This is the unit for you my friend. Sturdy construction , tons of storage compartments , some big enough to fit a grown man .",neutral
What ? !,positive
Oh yeah !,positive
I got in there myself once .,neutral
"My roommate bet me five bucks that I couldn ’ t , and then he stuck a board through the handles that locked me in .",neutral
Yeah .,neutral
It was funny ‘ til I started feeling like I was in a coffin .,neutral
"No , you , you can ’ t fit in that thing. That ’ s not deep enough .",neutral
"Oh yeah ? If I can ’ t , I ’ ll knock five bucks off the price off the unit .",negative
"All right , you have yourself a deal .",neutral
Okay. See ? ! I told ya !,positive
"Sometimes I get in here just to get away from it ! Hey , a nickel ! !",negative
Hey ! What ’ s up ?,neutral
Hey !,positive
"Hey-hey , who ’ s your friend ? Hey ! !",positive
Hey Joey !,positive
Erin ! Still here !,positive
"Yeah , we ended up spending the day together and had such a great time !",positive
Why wouldn ’ t ya ? Erin is great ! Then-then there ’ s you guys .,positive
"Ohh , listen. I ’ ve got to get going. Today was great , thanks !",positive
I think I brought back half of the beach in my hair. It was so much easier when I used to shave my head .,negative
"Y'know , I got ta tell ya , I just",neutral
Really ? !,positive
Ohh !,positive
Because I think about shaving it all off again sometime .,neutral
Really ? !,positive
Yeah !,positive
I mean you definitely should do that .,neutral
"Y'know what , I should do it .",positive
Yeah !,positive
"Yeah , thank you Rachel , you are soo cool .",positive
"Awww , stop. Come on. Now go shave that head !",neutral
All right .,neutral
"Oh , Monica. You are not still going over that thing .",negative
This woman 's living my life .,negative
What ?,positive
"She 's living my life , and she 's doing it better than me !",negative
"Look at this , look .",negative
She buys tickets for plays that I wan na see .,negative
"She , she buys clothes from stores that I 'm intimidated by the sales people .",negative
She spent three hundred dollars on art supplies .,negative
You 're not an artist .,neutral
"Yeah , well I might be if I had the supplies ! I mean , I could do all this stuff. Only I do n't .",negative
I ca n't believe you would actually say that. I would much rather be Mr.Peanut than Mr.Salty .,positive
"No way ! Mr.Salty is a sailor , all right , he 's got to be , like , thetoughest snack there is .",negative
"I do n't know , you do n't wan na mess with corn nuts. They 're craaazy .",neutral
Oh my God. You guys ! You got ta come see this ! There 's some creep out there with a telescope !,negative
I ca n't believe it ! He 's looking right at us !,positive
"Oh , that is so sick .",negative
I feel violated. And not in a good way .,negative
"How can people do that ? ... Oh , you guys , look ! Ugly Naked Guy got gravity boots !",positive
Man that was great ! Huh ? Can you believe how long we threw that ball around ?,positive
"Yeah , it is amazing it lasted that long .",neutral
I know. My arm is killing me .,neutral
"No , I meant with the dropper over here .",neutral
"Y'know , how did I get this reputation as a dropper ? Okay ? I 'm",negative
"Ah , oh God. Oh , honey , oh that 's OK .",negative
"What. Oh no , you just rolled over the juice box .",negative
Hey .,neutral
I just saw a woman breast feeding both of her twins at the same time. it is like a freak show up here .,neutral
What ’ s the matter ?,neutral
Nothing .,neutral
What is it ? Hey !,negative
Really it ’ s nothing. I ’ m just,negative
"Rach come on , what ?",neutral
I ’ ve just been thinking about how my baby and I are gon na be all alone .,negative
What are you talking about alone ? What about Ross ?,positive
"Oh please , he ’ ll be with his real family , the twins and little miss new boobs .",negative
"Okay , how long was I watching that woman ?",neutral
"I ’ m just saying that y ’ know , someday Ross is gon na meet somebody and…he ’ s gon na have his own life. Right ?",negative
"Yeah , I guess so .",neutral
I just never thought I would raise this baby all by myself. Pretty dumb huh ?,negative
Bob. Bob ! Bob ! ! ! What the hell are you doing ? !,positive
"I just found out this is Chandler ’ s office ! Come on Toby , give me a hand !",positive
"Chandler , we said we would meet at the coffeehouse at six .",negative
We said seven !,negative
We said six !,negative
"The only way that I said six would be if the seven ’ s , let meet at seven , not at six .",neutral
"Yeah and if I had seven , maybe I would ’ ve said something like this , `` Wow ! My boyfriend ’ s such a wise ass—seven ! ''",negative
Hi !,positive
Oh my good God .,negative
I know what time you said .,positive
What ? !,positive
"Well actually , I know what time Chester and Marcia said .",neutral
"You , get out of my shop !",negative
"Well , what did he do ?",positive
He went out with my wife !,negative
Joey !,positive
"Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa , I-I—Hey ! I did",negative
That ’ s my wife ! ! ! Get out !,negative
"Well , we should go .",neutral
Yeah .,neutral
"Y ’ know you , really didn ’ t have to take me to the airport .",neutral
Oh please .,neutral
Every moment is precious .,negative
Y ’ know ?,neutral
"Besides , somebody had to ride in that other taxi with the rest of your luggage , and your friends don ’ t really seem to care too much that you ’ re leaving .",negative
"Well , we ’ re really not that close. Okay , so I guess this is uh , good-bye then .",neutral
"On no ! No ! It ’ s not good-bye , I ’ m not leaving until you get on that plane .",negative
"No , I ’ m afraid I won ’ t be able to make love as well as him .",negative
"Yeah , I was going for the metaphor .",neutral
"Yes , and I was saying the actual words .",neutral
"So big deal , so Joey ’ s had a lot of girlfriends , it doesn ’ t mean he ’ s great in bed .",neutral
"We share a wall ! So either he ’ s great in bed , or she just likes to agree with him a lot .",neutral
"Sweetie , with you it ’ s gon na be different. The sex is gon na be great , ‘ cause you-you guys are in love .",positive
Yeah ?,positive
Yeah !,positive
Just go for it Chandler .,neutral
"Yeah , you should .",neutral
"Yeah , you should , really .",neutral
"All right , all right , I ’ ll go sleep with my girlfriend. But I ’ m just doing it for you guys .",neutral
": I ’ m sure as hell a dancer , it ’ s no use Marge will never go for me .",negative
"Come on Treeger , don ’ t say that .",negative
"You just ahh , you just need more practice .",neutral
"Here , come on , let ’ s ahh , let ’ s try it again .",neutral
"Plus , it was , it was probably mostly my fault , anyway .",negative
"I mean , y ’ know , I ’ m not really that comfortable dancing with a— We-he ! !",positive
Hey !,positive
: Yeah !,positive
Are you sure ? I ’ ll bet there ’ s another flight to Minsk in like,neutral
"July. Umm ,",neutral
That ’ s really beautiful. What does it mean ?,positive
"Please , clean my beakers. I don ’ t get out of the lab much .",neutral
"That ’ s good. I got to admit , I thought it was something else .",positive
"Yeah , I… Well I really actually wanted to say umm , that , but um , I figured I probably shouldn ’ t because y ’ know , I…have to leave .",neutral
You ’ re right ! You ’ re right. Don ’ t say it .,negative
I-I do though .,negative
I do too .,negative
Bye Phoebe .,neutral
"Okay , now ’ s not the time Joey. All right ? You can yell at me tomorrow .",negative
"Yeah , I-I heard. I think it ’ s great ! Ohh , I ’ m so happy for you !",positive
I can ’ t believe you ’ re getting married !,positive
Yeah .,neutral
Monica and Rachel made out .,neutral
Ohhh !,positive
Why are we in bed together ?,positive
I don ’ t know. Do-do you have any clothes on ?,neutral
Yeah .,neutral
Really ? !,positive
No !,neutral
"But we-we didn ’ t have…sex-uh , did we ?",negative
"I mean , I don ’ t remember much about last night , it was such a blur .",neutral
Oh ! I remember laughing ! I laughed a lot .,positive
And we didn ’ t have sex .,neutral
"Ohh , I mean , we were really drunk. I ’ m just glad we didn ’ t do anything stupid .",neutral
Tell me about it .,neutral
What are we gon na do ?,neutral
I say we go with,neutral
Chandler ?,neutral
Did she see us yet ? Did she see us ?,neutral
"Janice , what umm , what are you doing here ?",negative
What ’ s that smell ?,negative
I know !,negative
"Hi , remember us ?",neutral
"Um , okay. You just called a little while ago about needing a signature on the admissions form. Well , it turns out we need a",neutral
I am. I 'm,neutral
"Yeah , and and , I 'm just gon na pay for this with a check .",neutral
"Yeah , I know ... .. I 'm I 'm just not that bright either .",negative
"Hey , Mon , if you were hoping to sleep with Joshua the first time tonight , which one of these would you want to be wearing .",neutral
Y ’ know what ? It,neutral
Sorry .,neutral
I ’ m so exited !,positive
I ’ ve been waiting for this for months !,positive
I got my hair coloured !,positive
I got new sheets !,positive
I ’ m making him a,positive
What am I making him by the way ?,neutral
"Well , you ’ re making him a frieze salad with goat cheese and pine nuts , wild nuts , wild rice , roast asparagus , and salmon au croup .",neutral
I thought I was making him filet mignon ?,positive
"Yeah , you were , but you decided to make salmon because you had some left over at the restaurant .",neutral
"And then you realised if you bitched about it , then you would stop cooking , and you would have to make your famous baked potato and Diet Coke .",negative
"Wow , I really get crabby when I cook .",positive
"Chandler ! It happens to lots of guys ! You-you-you were probably tired , you had a lot of champagne , don ’ t worry about it !",negative
"I ’ m not worried , I ’ m uh , I ’ m fascinated .",negative
"Y ’ know it ’ s like uh , Biology !",neutral
"Which is funny because in high school I uh , I-I failed Biology and tonight Biology failed me .",negative
"Check it out. Okay , I can play this when the guests are coming in. Okay .",neutral
Phoebe !,positive
"If you would ’ ve let me finish , it goes on to say that he ’ s probably not gay .",neutral
You are falling fast asleep .,neutral
Deeper .,neutral
Deeper .,neutral
Deeper .,neutral
You are now completely asleep .,neutral
You don ’ t need to smoke .,neutral
Cigarettes don ’ t control you .,neutral
"You are a strong , confident woman , who does not need to smoke .",neutral
"A strong , confident woman .",neutral
"Thank you for your patience , you ’ re the next caller .",neutral
Yes ! ! Yes ! ! I ’ m the next caller ! You were gon na have me hang up .,positive
Hey ! Can you take a duck and a chick to the theatre ?,neutral
Of course not .,negative
No .,neutral
Okay. I just wanted them to hear it from somebody else .,neutral
So how are things going with Paul ?,neutral
Good .,positive
"Although y ’ know , he-he ’ s a private guy .",neutral
"Y ’ know , I wish I could get him to open up a little bit , share some feelings .",negative
That ’ s easy ! You just have to think of him as a-as a jar of pickles that won ’ t open .,neutral
So what are you saying. I should run him under hot water and bang his head against a table ?,positive
No that ’ s what you do when you want to get the truth out of someone .,neutral
Hi honey .,neutral
Hi !,positive
"Okay , Ben , I won ’ t tell your daddy that you had ice cream for dinner , if you don ’ t tell about our little bonking incident .",negative
"Monica , number one , I don ’ t think Ben understands the concept of bribery , and number two , I ... What ? !",positive
You said number two .,neutral
I also said number one .,neutral
Remind me to review with you which pot is decaf and which is regular .,neutral
Can ’ t I just look at the handles on them ?,neutral
You would think .,neutral
"Okay , fine .",neutral
"Gunther , y'know what , I am a terrible waitress , do you know why I ’ m a terrible waitress ?",negative
"Because , I don ’ t care .",neutral
I don ’ t care .,neutral
"I don ’ t care which pot is regular and which pot is decaf , I don ’ t care where the tray spot is , I just don ’ t care , this is not what I want to do .",negative
So I don ’ t think I should do it anymore .,negative
I ’ m gon na give you my weeks notice .,negative
What ? !,positive
"Gunther , I quit .",negative
Does this mean we ’ re gon na have to start paying for coffee ?,positive
"Ohh , I mean it ’ s just so realistic !",positive
"I know. Yeah , his name is Pat .",neutral
Pat the dog. Oh ! Oh ! I get it ! !,positive
"Do you uh , do you—ready for a refill ?",neutral
"Oh , I probably shouldn ’ t—so I will ! Oh ! Wow ! It ’ s like it ’ s raining !",positive
"Pretty cool , huh ?",positive
"But if you ’ re thinking you can put a fish in there and it wouldn ’ t get sucked up into the mechanism , well you ’ d be wrong .",neutral
"Umm , can I use your bathroom ?",neutral
"It ’ s uh , right through there .",neutral
"Okay. God y ’ know , if someone told me a week ago that I would be peeing in Joey Tribbiani ’ s apartment",positive
"Yeah , life ’ s pretty great isn ’ t it ?",positive
"You know , I think I was sixteen .",neutral
"Please , just a little bit off the back .",neutral
I 'm still on `` no . '',neutral
"Uh , morning. Do you guys think you could close your eyes for just a sec ?",neutral
"No-no-no-no-no , I 'm not fallin ' for that again .",negative
What 's goin ' on ?,neutral
"Well , I sorta did a stupid thing last night .",neutral
What stupid thing did you do ?,neutral
Ewww !,negative
I know .,neutral
"See , yes .",neutral
"That ’ s Yasmine Bleeth , she ’ s a completely different kind of chick .",neutral
I love you both .,neutral
But in very different ways .,neutral
Hey !,positive
Hey !,positive
"I did ! But the store wouldn ’ t take her back ! So then I took her to the shelter , and you know what I found out ?",negative
"If they can ’ t find a home for her , they kill her ! And I ’ m not gon na let that happen to little Yasmine !",negative
"Okay , good , good , good , ‘ cause , good , ‘ cause I was kinda having second thoughts too .",negative
Okay. And it ’ s not just chicks y'know ? It ’ s all kinds of other animals !,negative
"That ’ s horrible ! Well , you did the right thing man .",negative
"Thanks , I ’ m glad you see it that way .",positive
"Ohhh-hoo , funny story !",positive
"So Chandler , have you heard about Monica 's secret boyfriend ?",neutral
"Uhh , yeah. She uh , she uh , she uh might 've mentioned him .",neutral
"So Mon , when are we gon na meet this new secret waiter man ?",neutral
"Ohh , he 's really shy. I-I don ’ t think he 's up to meeting everyone yet .",neutral
"Yeah , I do n't think he 's up to meeting everyone yet .",neutral
I don ’ t care ! I wan na meet this guy who 's the best sex she ever had !,positive
Really ? ! That 's what you heard ? You said that ?,positive
I might 've said that. Why is that funny ?,neutral
Because I 'm very happy for him ! And,positive
Hi !,negative
Did you get all this stuff for Joey to try and drive me out of the apartment ?,negative
"Honey , if you wanted to do that , you might as well just gotten him a fish , you know how fish freaked me out !",negative
Fish !,positive
"It would n't have mattered anyway , Phoebe , you and I are , are gon na live together , we 're roommates ; that 's the deal .",neutral
"Yes , but I wanted you to want to live with me , but okay , if you 're having so much fun over here",negative
"Oh , it 's so much more fun with you .",positive
"We did have fun , did n't we ?",positive
We did !,positive
"Oh , anyway , they say , if we want , we can see it tonight .",neutral
"Oh , I would love to !",positive
"Yay , okay !",positive
"Good , good , good , good , good .",positive
"Great , all right , okay , and Monica ask me to make the drumming stop .",neutral
Um ... Done !,neutral
"Okay , it ’ s coffee .",neutral
Ice coffee ? Tell me it ’ s ice coffee !,positive
It ’ s-it ’ s hot,neutral
Hot coffee ! ! !,positive
You idiot ! !,negative
"You were gon na spill hot coffee all over me , huh ? ! !",negative
"What are you just some big , dumb , stupid , doofy idiot , with a doofy idiot hairdo , huh ? !",negative
Huh ?,negative
What ’ s your favourite thing about summertime ?,neutral
"Umm , going to the beach. When it stays light real late .",neutral
Yeah,neutral
Hey !,positive
"Tommyyyy ! Say , what ’ s your favourite thing about summer ?",positive
"Ooh , I don ’ t know. Probably the smell of freshly cut grass .",neutral
"Ohh , that ’ s a good one .",positive
"OK , try this salmon mousse .",neutral
Mmmm. Good .,positive
Is it better than the other salmon mousse ?,neutral
It 's creamier .,neutral
"Yeah , well , is that",neutral
"I do n't know. We 're talking about whipped fish , Monica. I 'm just happy I 'm keeping it down , y'know ?",negative
My God ! What happened to you ?,positive
"Eight and a half hours of aptitude tests , intelligence tests , personality tests ... and what do I learn ?",negative
`` You are ideally suited for a career in data processing for a large multinational corporation . '',negative
That 's so great ! 'Cause you already know how to do that !,positive
"Can you believe it ? I mean , do n't I seem like somebody who should be doing something really",negative
"Oh Chandler , I know , I know ... oh , hey ! You can see your nipples through this shirt !",negative
"Here you go , maybe this 'll cheer you up .",positive
"Ooh , you know , I had a grape about five hours ago , so I 'd better split this with you .",neutral
I thought it was gon na be a closed casket .,neutral
"Well , that does n't mean she ca n't look nice !",negative
"Sweetie , you think you can get in there ?",neutral
I do n't see why not .,neutral
Here 's my retainer !,neutral
Someone in there ?,neutral
No. This is just part of a dare devil game that I play called ‘ wait until the last moment before I burst and die . ’,negative
"Jeez , man did you fall .. Hi ! So ah , did ya , did-did-did ya fall high ?",positive
"Someone was in the lady 's room , I couldn ’ t wait. I left the lid up for ya though .",neutral
"Y'know what Gunther , go ah , go ahead , I ’ m-I ’ m talking to ah , . This is the part where you say your name .",neutral
Ginger .,neutral
"Ginger. I ’ m talking to Ginger , so ....",neutral
Don ’ t you have to use the bathroom ?,neutral
"Nope , nope , I ’ d just ah , I ’ d rather talk to you .",neutral
"Yes , I do .",neutral
"Yes , I do have to go to the bathroom .",neutral
Someone in here .,neutral
"I ’ m going to keep dating him Mother , and there ’ s nothing you can do about it !",negative
Oh yes there is !,negative
What are you going to do ? Kill him ? Like you did with Charles ? !,negative
"Oh , my baby !",negative
That was a great scene ! And-and-and that slap looks so real ! How do you do that ?,positive
"Oh , just years of experience .",neutral
Can I get some ice here ? !,negative
"Oh anyway , I just wanted to say how wonderful I think you are .",positive
You ’ re not the fan who ’ s dying are you ?,neutral
"No. No , I ’ m Joey Tribbiani ; we did a scene together yesterday. I-I ’ m the guy in the coma !",positive
Oh that was a real person ? !,positive
"An-an-anyway I-I just wanted to say that since I ’ m getting your brain when you leave the show , I was wondering if there was any tips you can give me",neutral
I-I-I ’ m leaving the show ?,positive
I don ’ t know. Why ? Did you hear something ?,neutral
Who told you that ?,positive
"Oh uh , one of the writers .",negative
Which one ? Was it bald or was it tall ?,positive
Feel better ?,neutral
Yeah !,positive
Much !,positive
"Listen uh , not that I ’ m y ’ know insecure about my manhood or anything y ’ know , but I think I need to hook up with a woman like right now .",neutral
"Yeah , I understand .",neutral
Yeah ! Okay ! Hey ! Hi !,positive
Hi !,positive
"Y ’ know , you look familiar. Do I know you from somewhere ?",positive
I don ’ t think so .,neutral
Oh ! Maybe it ’ s because I ’ m on television. I ’ m an actor on,positive
Wow !,positive
Yeah .,neutral
Really ? !,positive
$ 4.50 please .,neutral
"Oh , let me get this. These are for you .",neutral
"Alright , alright , alright .",neutral
It 's been fourteen and a half minutes and you still have not said one word .,negative
"Oh God , do something .",negative
"Just make contact , smile !",negative
There you go !,positive
You 're definitely scaring here .,neutral
Would you like to call somebody ?,neutral
"Yeah , about 300 guys I went to high school with .",neutral
"Okay ! Feel free to look , but I ’ m telling you those contracts are not on this desk .",negative
Oh,neutral
It ’ s my sister .,neutral
"Okay , very cute braces. Anyway y ’ know what , the",neutral
So when do you imagine you gave them to me ? In the morning or in the afternoon ?,negative
"In the afternoon. Mr. Zelner came into my office after lunch. He put them on my desk , and then I put a",neutral
"Phoebe , she doesn ’ t know that you sneak out every night , she doesn ’ t know that you sneak back every morning , and she doesn ’ t know that you ’ ve been living with your Grandmother ’ s for a week now .",neutral
"Okay , well maybe not on those levels .",neutral
Hey .,neutral
Hey .,neutral
"I ’ m never gon na find a roommate , ever .",negative
"Why , nobody good ?",neutral
"Well let ’ s see , there was the guy with the ferrets , that ’ s plural .",negative
The spitter .,negative
"Oh-ho , and yes , the guy that enjoyed my name so much he felt the need to make a little noise every time he said it .",negative
"Nice to meet you , Chandler Bing",neutral
So how many more do you have tomorrow ?,neutral
Two .,neutral
"This photographer , who seemed really dull .",neutral
"And this actor guy , who I ’ m not sure about , because when he called and I answered the phone ‘ Chandler Bing , ’ he said ‘ Whoa-whoa , short message . ’",neutral
"Ross , foot on the floor or come over no more !",neutral
"Sure , your dresser is missing but this she notices .",negative
What ?,neutral
"I have to go. Yeah , Carol should be home by now , soo ...",neutral
"Umm , how ’ s it going with you guys ?",neutral
"Oh , better , actually. Y'know I-I-I think I finally figured out why we were having so much trouble lately .",neutral
"Oh , really ?",positive
"Yeah , y'know how I have you guys , well she doesn ’ t really have any close friends that are just hers , but last week she meet this woman at the gym , Susan something , and they really hit it off , and I-I-I think it ’ s gon na make a difference",positive
Hey !,neutral
Hi !,neutral
What-what are-what are these ?,positive
"Oh , just some pictures I made and hung up. I thought they ’ d brighten up the place. They do don ’ t you think ?",positive
"No-no-no , no !",negative
"Well , how-how come ?",neutral
That ’ s just the way it is .,neutral
That ’ s crazy .,positive
"Maybe it ’ s crazy in a perfect world , a world without lab coats and blazers , but you not in a perfect world , you in a museum now .",neutral
"See that scientist in the classes , he and I used to play together all the time in grade school , but now… Peter !",neutral
"Hey , Peter !",neutral
It ’ s me Rhonda !,neutral
From PS-129 !,neutral
I shared my puddin ’ which you man !,negative
I gave you my,neutral
I-I think everybody ’ s pretending they don ’ t hear you .,neutral
"Anyway , look , I don ’ t know about you and your jackets and your separate tables , but Ross is one of my best friends , and if I save him a seat , I ’ m telling you , he",neutral
"That ’ s okay , I ’ m cool over here. I ’ ll catch up with you later , Joey .",neutral
"Op , this is saved. Gift shop .",neutral
"How ’ s that coffee comin , ’ dear ?",neutral
"Yeah , right away Mr. Kaplan .",neutral
"I ’ m not supposed to drink coffee , it makes me gassy .",neutral
I know !,positive
"I ’ ll bet your thinking , ‘ What ’ s an intelligent girl who wants to be in fashion , doing making coffee ? ’ Eh ?",positive
Op .,neutral
Eh .,positive
"Oh , you got me .",neutral
"Well , don ’ t think I haven ’ t noticed your potential .",neutral
"Well , I ’ ve got a project for you that ’ s a lot more related to fashion .",neutral
How does that sound ?,neutral
"Oh , that sounds great .",positive
"Come on over here , sweetheart .",neutral
"Oh thank you so much Mr. Kaplan , thank you so much .",positive
"Well , I y'know , I was just , umm , I was just thinking and hoping , that umm , maybe you ’ d want to get back together ?",negative
No. But thanks .,neutral
Aw come on Phoebe would you just think about it ?,negative
Okay. No. But thanks .,neutral
"Okay , ah , see ya Pheebs .",neutral
"Wow , that was kinda brutal .",positive
"Well okay , let this be a lesson to all of you , all right .",neutral
"Once you , once you betray me , I become like the ice woman , y ’ know .",neutral
"Very cold , hard , unyielding , y'know nothing ,",neutral
Wow .,positive
"I 'm , I 'm really sorry .",neutral
"Yeah , I 'm sorry too. But , I got ta tell you , I am a little relieved .",neutral
Relieved ?,positive
"Yeah , well , I had a great time with you .. I just ca n't stand your friends .",neutral
"Oh my God ! If you say that one more time ,",negative
Fine !,negative
Fine !,negative
"But this break-up was not all my fault , and she , she says here , “ If you accept full responsibility ... ” Full responsibility !",negative
“ ... I can begin to trust you again .,negative
Does that seem like something you can do .,negative
Does it ? !,negative
No ?,positive
"Look , Ross , you have what you want , you ’ re back with Rachel .",neutral
If you bring this up now you ’ re gon na wreck the best thing that even happened to you .,neutral
"Yeah , I know .",negative
"I mean , no , you ’ re right .",negative
Yeah I guess I ’ ll let it go .,neutral
But you-you understand how-how hard it is to forget about this .,negative
"Sure , it ’ s hard to forget !",neutral
But that doesn ’ t mean you have to talk about it !,neutral
"A lot of things happened on that trip that we should never , ever talk about .",neutral
What the hell happened on that beach ? !,positive
"It ’ s between us and the sea , Ross !",neutral
I didn ’ t think you were gay. I do now .,positive
"See my friend-my friend , Rachel , she wants to be set up .",neutral
"Ahh , I just got out of a big relationship , I ’ m not looking for any thing serious .",negative
"Oh , y ’ know what , that might be okay even if it was just kind of a fling , that might be all right with Rachel .",neutral
"Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa ! Is this , hot Rachel , that you took to the Christmas party , Rachel ?",positive
"Oh , by the way , that is her full name .",neutral
Oh wow ! I ’ m free for her !,positive
"Oh , wait a second ! I didn ’ t say I wasn ’ t free !",positive
"Hey , Chandler , why don ’ t we talk this over at the Ranger game tomorrow ?",neutral
"Hold on , y ’ know I",neutral
"Oh well , that ’ s uh , a little later than I uh , generally care to stay , but sure !",positive
"Maybe , before the game we could enjoy some eight year old some small batch Basel Hadens .",neutral
"Well , I don ’ t really know what that is , but",neutral
"Monica , let 's go. Come on now people , woman in labor .",neutral
"Hey Ross , look what I 've got going here .",neutral
"Yeah , save it for the cab , okay .",negative
What are you doing ? We 're going to a hospital .,positive
"What , so I ca n't lokk nice ? There might be doctors there .",neutral
"Joey , get out of the fridge .",negative
"All right , all right .",negative
What is that ?,positive
For the ride .,neutral
"Yeah , like in a cab ...",neutral
Save it .,neutral
"Okay , hating this .",negative
"Monica , come on now. Let 's go , baby coming .",neutral
"I ca n't belive it , I 'm gon na be an aunt. I 'm gon na have like a nephew .",positive
"That 's nice. Get out Let 's go , come on .",negative
"All right , I 'm going. I 'm going .",negative
"Here we go , here we go .",neutral
"Rossy , Rossy .",neutral
WHAT IS IT ? !,negative
"Okay , I-I d'know , you-you just- you have a quality .",positive
Yes. Absolutely. A quality .,neutral
"Oh , oh , a quality , good , because I was worried you guys were gon na be vague about this .",neutral
"Hello ? Hello ? Oh ! Rachel , it 's Paolo calling from Rome .",positive
Oh my God ! Calling from Rome !,positive
So he 's calling from Rome. I could do that. Just got ta go to Rome .,neutral
"Monica , your dad just beeped in , but can you make it quick ? Talking to Rome. I 'm talking to Rome .",positive
"Hey dad , what 's up ? Oh God. Ross , it 's Nana .",negative
"So um , so what 's up , you came to see me yesterday .",positive
"Oh , yeah , um , alright , I kinda need a divorce .",neutral
"Oh , yeah , yeah , sure. We live in the building by the uh sidewalk .",neutral
You know it ?,positive
"Hey , look , since we 're neighbors and all , what do you say we uh , get together for a drink ?",neutral
"Oh , sure , they love us over there .",neutral
Ben ! Ben ! Ben !,positive
How about Joey ... Pepponi ?,neutral
"No , still too ethnic. My agent thinks I should have a name that 's more neutral .",neutral
Joey ... Switzerland ?,neutral
"Plus , y'know , I think it should be Joe .",neutral
"Y'know , Joey makes me sound like I 'm , I dunno , this big .",neutral
Which I 'm not .,neutral
Joe ... Joe ... Joe ... Stalin ?,neutral
Stalin ... Stalin ... do I know that name ? It sounds familiar .,neutral
"Well , it does not ring a bell with me ...",neutral
"Joe Stalin. Y'know , that 's pretty good .",positive
Might wan na try Joseph .,neutral
Joseph Stalin. I think you 'd remember that !,positive
"Oh yes ! Bye Bye Birdie , starring Joseph Stalin. Joseph Stalin is the Fiddler on the Roof .",positive
Are you kidding ?,positive
"Okay , look .",neutral
I-I studied evolution .,positive
"Remember , evolution ?",positive
Monkey into man ?,negative
"Plus , I ’ m a doctor , and I had a monkey .",neutral
I ’ m Doctor Monkey !,negative
I ’ m not arguing with that .,neutral
"All right , I ’ ve heard enough. I ’ ve made my decision .",neutral
You are both idiots .,negative
"The joke is not funny , and it ’ s offensive to women , and doctors , and monkeys !",negative
"You shouldn ’ t be arguing over who gets credit , you should be arguing over who gets blamed for inflicting this horrible joke upon the world !",negative
Now let it go !,negative
The joke sucks !,negative
It ’ s your joke .,neutral
Is not .,negative
"Hey everybody , Rachel was so good today. She did n't gossip at all .",positive
I didn ’ t !,positive
"Even when I found out…umm , all right , well let 's just say I found something out something about someone and let 's just say she 's gon na keep it .",neutral
"Hey , Pheebs ! Check-check this out .",positive
"Ooh , you nailed the Old Lady !",positive
"Yeah listen so , I thought I was getting better , so on my way home today I stopped by this guitar store and",neutral
"Did you , did you",negative
No .,neutral
Give me your hands. Strings. Gim me it ! Pick. Do you want to learn to play guitar ?,negative
Yes !,positive
Then do n't touch one ! !,negative
Really ? You'd-you 'd do that for me ? !,positive
Yeah !,positive
Thanks !,positive
"All right , we 'll start off slow. The only thing you have to do tonight is come up with the name of your main character .",neutral
Done !,positive
And it ca n't be Joey .,neutral
It 's not .,neutral
Or Joseph .,neutral
Oh .,neutral
Hi !,neutral
"Hi ! Hey , Pete you ’ re back ! Hey , check this out .",positive
Wow ! Skates !,positive
Wow ! You ’ re a lot sturdier that Chandler. He crumpled like a piece of paper. So how was you ’ re trip ?,positive
Well ...,neutral
"Oh , what ’ d ya bring me ? !",positive
"Awww , hotel toiletries from Japan .",positive
"Oh , these are gon na go in my permanent collection .",positive
You want some coffee ?,neutral
"Yeah , sure , that ’ d be great .",neutral
Regular or decaf ?,neutral
"Ah , which ever is closest .",neutral
Okay .,neutral
So ask me what I did today .,neutral
So what did you do today Pete ?,neutral
I bought a restaurant and I would like you to be the head chef .,positive
What ? ! Oh .,positive
Hi .,neutral
Hey .,neutral
Where 've you been ?,neutral
At the vet .,neutral
"She 's not gon na make you wear one of those big plastic cones , is she ?",negative
She says Marcel 's humping thing 's not a phase. Apparently he 's reached sexual maturity .,negative
Hey ! He beat ya .,positive
"She says as time goes on , he 's gon na start getting agressive and violent .",negative
So what does this mean ?,neutral
I 'm gon na have to give him up .,negative
Aww man ! I can ’ t believe I locked myself out again !,negative
Hang on buddy !,negative
Oh my God ! What happened here ? Did you do all this ?,positive
I sure did .,neutral
"But we have n't seen each other since then. Well I land in China , guess who 's in charge of the dig .",positive
"Julie ! Julie , is n't that great ? I mean , is n't that just kick- you-in-the-crotch , spit-on-your-neck fantastic ?",positive
May I come in ?,neutral
"Uh , yeah , if you want too .",neutral
Do,neutral
"Yeah , sure ?",neutral
So do I .,neutral
"Okay Rach , before anything happens I just want to lay down a couple of ground rules .",neutral
This is just about tonight .,neutral
I do n't to go through with this if it 's going to raise the question of `` Us . '',neutral
I just want this to be about what it is !,positive
"And um , what-what is that Ross ?",neutral
The physical act of love .,positive
What ? ! Are you crazy ?,positive
Oh so-so you were n't trying to entice me just now with your-your nakedness ?,positive
"Oh God , you saw me ? ! Oh !",positive
You were n't trying to entice me with your nakedness .,positive
"Noo ! ! No ! You thought , you actually thought I wanted to have sex with you ? !",negative
No ! No ! No ! No-no-no-no .,positive
Ah Joey .,neutral
Joey Tribbiani .,neutral
"Listen Joey , I got a problem , I just got a call from my dance captain , he 's having a relationship crisis and ca n't get out of Long Island .",neutral
"So , does that mean the audition is off ?",negative
"Listen Joey , seeing as you 've got the most experience , I want you to take these dancers and show them the combination .",neutral
What ? !,positive
"Aw come on Joey , it 's easy .",neutral
"Y'know , it 's hand , hand , head , head , up , pas de bouree , pas de bouree , big turn here , grand sissone , sissone , sissone , slide back , step , step , step , and jazz hands !",neutral
"It 's ah , step-ity , step and jazz hands .",negative
Have fun .,neutral
Bye .,neutral
Wow ! Fortunately she has a,positive
"Oh , I so ca n't believe this ! My uterus is an inhospitable environment ? I was trying so hard to be a good hostess !",positive
"Oh , I ca n't believe my sperm have low motility because , let me tell you , when I was growing up they sure seem to be in a hurry to get places !",positive
Hi there .,neutral
Hi .,neutral
Hi .,neutral
I 'm sorry there was n't better news from your test last week but I wanted to talk to you about your options .,neutral
Ok .,neutral
"Above all , even though your chances of conceiving through natural means are n't great , you never know !",neutral
"So , keep having sex on a regular basis .",neutral
"Oh , DAMN IT !",negative
"Do n't worry , after a while he 'll tune it out .",neutral
"Ok , given your situation , the options with the greatest chances for success would be surrogacy , or insemination using a sperm donor .",neutral
Ok .,neutral
"Well , y'know , monogamy can be a , uh , tricky concept. I mean , anthropologically speaking-",neutral
"Fine. Fine , alright , now you 'll never know .",negative
"We 're kidding. C'mon , tell us !",positive
Yeah ! C'mon !,positive
"Alright. There 's a theory , put forth by Richard Leakey-",neutral
"Hi , is uh , is Carol here ?",neutral
"No , she 's at a faculty meeting .",neutral
"Oh , I uh , just came by to pick up my skull. Well , not mine , but ...",neutral
Come in .,neutral
"Thanks. Yeah , Carol borrowed it for a class , and I have to get it back to the museum .",neutral
What 's it look like ?,neutral
Kinda like a big face without skin .,neutral
"Yes , I 'm familiar with the concept. We can just look for it .",neutral
"Ok. Wow , you guys sure have a lot of books about bein ' a lesbian .",positive
"Well , you know , you have to take a course. Otherwise , they do n't let you do it .",neutral
"Hey , hey , Yertle the Turtle. A classic .",positive
"Actually , I 'm reading it to the baby .",neutral
"The uh , the baby that has n't been born yet ? Would n't that mean you 're ... crazy ?",positive
"What , you do n't think they can hear sounds in there ?",positive
"You 're not serious , I mean , you really ... you really talk to it ?",positive
I have no idea what you just said .,neutral
Put Joey on the phone .,neutral
What 's up man ?,neutral
I 'm trppd ... in an ATM vstbl ... wth,negative
"Oh my God ! He 's trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre ! Chandler , listen .",positive
"Yeah , like that thought never entered my mind .",neutral
and that was all before 10 o ’ clock .,neutral
The caterer rang and said it was going to be Chicken Kiev instead of Chicken Tarragon .,neutral
And then the florist phoned to say there aren ’ t any tulips .,neutral
"Oh , and the chilliest has carpel-tunel syndrome .",neutral
"Whoa-whoa-whoa ! Emily , honey , okay ?",positive
"Well , up yours too !",negative
Where ’ s Chandler ?,neutral
"Ah , he can ’ t make it , he said he had to his ... Whoa-oh !",positive
Joey ? Joey Tribbiani ?,neutral
Joey I can see you okay ? You ’ re hiding behind the coats .,neutral
"Okay listen , just give me anything I can make two of .",neutral
"Well , if you don ’ t have anything to copy , why are you going down there ?",neutral
"Yeah , are you just going down there to gawk at that hot girl with the belly button ring again ?",negative
Yeah ! You wan na come ?,positive
Yeah !,positive
Fine .,neutral
Fine .,neutral
Fine .,neutral
All right. We 're gon na go. It 's not for another six hours. We 're gon na go then .,neutral
Hey .,neutral
What ’ s the matter ?,negative
Someone on the subway licked my neck ! Licked my neck ! !,negative
Oh Willie ’ s still alive !,positive
What are you guys doing ?,neutral
"Oh , my mom called , they ’ re gon na run our engagement announcement in the local paper , so we ’ re looking for a good picture of us .",positive
"Oooh , I ’ m afraid that does not exist .",neutral
"That ’ s not true , there are great pictures of us !",positive
"No , there are great pictures of you standing next to a guy who ’ s going like this",neutral
Oh my God ! That ’ s the creep that you ’ re with at the,positive
"I don ’ t know what it is , I just can ’ t take a good picture .",negative
"Oh , here ’ s a great one .",positive
"Yeah , I ’ m not in that .",neutral
"I know , but look at me : all tan .",positive
"Hey , why don ’ t you guys go get portraits done by a professional photographer .",neutral
That ’ s a good idea ! I bet they have one of those wind machines ! Y ’ know,positive
"Yeah that ’ s great ! Next to that , Chandler won ’ t look so stupid .",neutral
Chandler what do you say ?,neutral
"All right , but I should warn you , I ’ m not going. I ’ m going .",neutral
Gim me them !,negative
No ! They are mine !,negative
You stole them from me !,negative
You stole them from me ! !,negative
Gim me them !,negative
You just wan na each take one ?,neutral
Yeah that seems fair. We never use them .,neutral
"Look , I really need some help , okay ? Why ? Why did I have to speak in a British accent ? ! What do I do ?",negative
Well,neutral
Why don ’ t you phase it out ?,neutral
"Yeah , fade the accent out and people will think you ’ re , y ’ know , that you ’ re adjusting to life in America .",negative
"Yeah , I mean , come on Ross , no one will even notice. I mean they ’ re probably not even listening !",neutral
They ’ re not listening too me ?,positive
Of course they ’ re listening to you ! Everybody listens to you .,neutral
Monica you really think I should try this phasing out thing ?,neutral
I think you look fine .,neutral